February 26, 2017

Brittany Waldman

The Sun Sentinel

RE: Thank God for Professor Vivaldi, the not Eye-Tie climatologist who does something about the weather. Some comments about your Page 1 story about the inexorable march of time and tide.

Ms Waldman,

And I used to think that herding cats was tough!

“…Broward County put a financing program in place

 for homeowners who want to tap solar energy.”

Page 1

You

Solar energy will cause the seas to calm and the earth to cool? Will it also solve the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle? Will the “financing program” be in the expense budget or the capital budget? It’s been 20 years since the God awful Swerdlow airport sale/leaseback deal. It’s been almost 20 years since Broward County tried to give a hotel to a Black man. Thank God he didn’t have the sense to say yes. Perhaps solar power will be used to run the unicorn ranch or the not for profit rainbow stew co-op. If you put them in charge of the beach in 6 months they would be importing sand. 

I doubt they could find their asses using all their hands

Pop quiz:

#1 – If sea levels are rising have water front property prices gone down? If not, why not?

#2 – If sea levels are rising have banks stop making mortgages on water front properties?

#3 – If sea levels are rising why does the United States government still provide insurance coverage for water front properties?

#4 – Truth in lending requires full disclosure of all the costs and risks of the loan>

Shouldn’t Broward County require the borrower to be made aware that his property will soon have snook and manatees gamboling in the garage apartment?

The first time I saw the sea come down my street was when I lived on Darby Lane in Sea Bright, NJ. It actually met up with the Shrewsbury River. That was in 1949.

I had a friend who got his father a job in the Hudson County Courthouse as an elevator operator. There was some confusion when he discouraged the passengers from  pushing the buttons for the floors. He would do that, thank you very much. Thus, when I read of the creation of a “chief climate resilience officer” I recalled the good old days. If you have any juice or any markers could you get me that job? I would earn my pay in the first 15 minutes. For 20 years I have been asking the Sun Sentinel to show us the way, to make us face the inconvenient truth that we are doomed. I have been asking them to turn off all the A/Cs in buildings that they occupy. You will get that warm and fuzzy feeling, particularly in August, the feeling that all modern American Liberals long for, of saving the world in general and, simultaneously, undrowning all those polar bears. The baby seals might have a different take on it but you can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs, right?

I admire your artful conflation of tautologies, non-sequiturs, shibboleths, and balloon juice blather. Without them mALs would be EEG flat line. It sure beat the pee out of not thinking at all.

It’s time to get ready for Professor Vivaldi’s quarterly weather report. It’s due in a bit more than 3 weeks.

KEVIN SMITH

1401 SE 15ht Street #110

Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33316

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – And yes, when I am not wearing my RIGHT-WING CONSPIRATOR ball cap I am wearing my PROUD GLOBAL WARMER one

February 25, 2017

Kevin Cook – Director of Communications

City Hall

228 S. Massachusetts Avenue

Lakeland, FL 33801

RE: The Leg lamp controversy

Mr. Cook,

“If people are offended by a leg, we really apologize.”

You

Let the record show that the leg in question is an 8 feet high leg covered in fish net stockings atop which sits a lamp used, presumably and forgive me, to light the way.

I don’t know whether you said the above with a smirk or a whimper. Since you appear to be a mid-level apparatchik my money is on the whimper. In typical modern American Liberal fashion, you seem to be apologizing only if someone bellyaches.

If that is the case stay the Hell out of Florence. That’s the one in Italy, not the one in South Carolina. There is a 10-foot-tall statue of David sitting in the town square. Try as you might you can’t help but notice his pecker and his cojones. HIs male member is in a non-tumescent state but who knows what the wily sculptor, a multi-talented Eye-Tie named Mikey Buonarotti, a true Renaissance man, had in mind.

Al Goldstein, he of Hustler magazine fame, a man who never came to know the baby Jesus, had a huge plastic hand facing the Intracoastal in Pompano Beach. The middle finger was extended skyward. Quien sabe how many were offended by that. 

If a leg can get you to grovel you better keep Duchamp’s “Nude Descending a Staircase” out of town. 

Being somewhat familiar with female anatomy who gets to turn the light on? And where is the switch?

Kevin Smith

February 20, 2017

Commissioner Earl Maucker

Light House Point, FL

Commissioner Maucker,

In yesterday’s Sun Sentinel your mini op-ed you used the term appalling behavior.

A reporter said that Mrs. Trump was a “hooker”. Another one said that Trump was banging his daughter.

I assume that qualifies as appalling behavior.

What do you think is the appropriate response to the above.

President Truman said he would kick a Washington Post reporter in his cojones for a bad review of his daughter’s singing. Should Trump be granted the same spousal/parental rights?

February 20, 2017

Commissioner Tim Ryan

Broward County Commission

115 S. Andrews Avenue

Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33301

Commissioner Ryan,

In your mini op-ed in Sunday’s Sun Sentinel you discuss Uber and Lyft. Like the Internet they are sore spots for modern American Liberals for the same reason. They burst out into the marketplace – Shades of Zeus’s forehead! – fully grown and fully functioning. And, as such, they escaped the death grip of mindless, soulless bureaucrats.

There is no sense being an elected mAL unless you can de-nut something.

Further, you use the term level the playing field and the word fairness.

Would having a Fugowi grandmother, not quite full blown AIDS, and being a bullying victim with an eating disorder qualify me to have a caring 3^rd party, someone well versed in iniquities of a medical, political, and social nature, level the playing field for any ventures I can engage in? Wouldn’t that be fairness writ large?

Speaking of fairness, may I have a one sentence definition of it? May I see the list of standards used to define it? May I ask who defines it?

Quis custodies custodiet is still a good question, right?

Kevin Smith

February 24, 2017

Governor Dannel Malloy

State Capitol

210 Capitol Avenue

Hartford, CT 06106

Governor Malloy

“Diminished capacity” is a good defense when both the law and the facts are against you. If we add your addiction to the upside down, head up your ass, complete suspension of the rules in re gravity that all votaries of modern American Liberalism must pledge undying fealty and obeisance to with the one trait common to all such smarmy bastards – yes, you – share; i.e. “non-malodorous fecal matter syndrome” you get a pass to the land of Oz, to the land of Nod, that welcomes and nurtures ohmadahns such as you.

The same Logic that enabled the Obama administration to tell you that all urinals in all public schools must now have toilet seats or we will stop sending money to you applies to sanctuary cities.

It is indeed passing strange that while Yale University tries to air brush a la the glory days of the Bukharin era Politburo John C. Calhoun, Class of 1804, down the memory hole without which modern American Liberals would surely go mad you have embraced his Theory of Nullification. It is the theory that says if you don’t like a Federal law you don’t have to obey it. Once the Star Chamber POOs – Perpetually Outraged and Offended – have ruled your one way, non-refundable ticket to the undiscovered country “from which no traveler ever returns” is nailed to your forehead, except whe3n it fits the du jour whine.

You seem to have forgotten that the theory was disproved in 1865. The matter was settled at Appomattox, remember? It was called the American Civil War, you putz.

Kevin Smith

PS – I am beginning a hunger strike to support the election of Congressman Keith Ellison, AKA Ali Baba, as head of the Democratic National Committee, He then must work overtime to guarantee the 2020 Presidential ticket of Senator PrincessSummerFallWinterWarren and closet Nazi Congresschick Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.

February 16, 2017

  Res judicata came to pass at Appomattox. The Union was preserved and the slaves were freed thanks to Lincoln who less than a year earlier was called a “baboon” by his 1864 Democratic opponent and his water carrier, the New York Times.

No mention of the Civil War can be made without mentioning and praising the names of Grant, Sherman, and Sheridan. [Permit me to add 2 more to the list that began with Achilles. My father’s father had 2 uncles who fought at Gettysburg with the Irish Brigade.  One of them is still there, “wrapped in his faded coat of Blue”.]

I used a Latin term because, way back when, Latin was mandatory if you wanted to gain an atrium baccalaureate from Yale University. John C. Calhoun was a member of the class of 1804 and, presumptively, familiar with it.

President Kennedy said, “Calhoun was one of the 6 most important Senators in History”.

It was Calhoun who posited the Theory of Nullification. Simply put, hopefully not simplistically, it states that any state can “nullify” any Federal action that its legislature or people find unacceptable for any reason. Can it be a coincidence that Fort Sumter is in Charleston, South Carolina? Why it was left untouched, why it was not leveled like Carthage or Dresden or Nagasaki is beyond me. 

Grant pounded them. Sherman made them “howl”. Sheridan starved them. Thus, was the question of nullification settled. As the Chinese say, “That rice is cooked”, a figurative translation of res judicata.

Enter sanctuary cities.

Modern American Liberals, the ones who swear that a goal is not a quota, the ones who think that shitting on a police car in Manhattan is a good way to promote economic justice, the ones who say that while all speech is free some speech is freer than others, the ones who say that circular reasoning is really a parabolic curve, the ones who think tautologies are divinely [NB the lower case] inspired, know that Federal law covering immigration is unjust. It is also immoral, unenforceable, racist, bigoted, sexist, agoraphobic, and just plain mean. Righteous people have no choice but to disobey the law, just like Calhoun said they could.

A good physician knows that while all drugs can be fatal it is the dose that counts.

If you can break 1 Federal law why can’t you break 2? How about 13? 27? 69?

And then we have a ukase that says if Dirty Willy, the man least likely to be chosen as a tent mate, decides he feels like a lady he can use the ladies’ room.

The NFL tells Texas – Texas! – that there will be no more Super Bowls unless uni-sex Johns become the only option.

Forget about using the National Guard to roundup law breaking illegal aliens [“law breaking”? “illegal”? Did I just repeat myself?] Logic would dictate that all urinals must have toilet seats, right?

So everything old is new again.

Many thanks and much praise must go to Sir Arnold Lunn for 2 things:

#1 – He euchred Goebbels and Hitler in 1935 when only Churchill knew what they were.

#2 – He coined the term “eclectic indignation” without which modern American Liberals would be limited to bed wetting, nose picking, and pants shitting.

If Rosie O’Donnell wakes up one day feeling like Duke Wayne will some Judge force Notre Dame to make her wedgie buster on its special teams?

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – “I am the King’s good servant but God’s first” were the last words Thomas More said before the ax hit him. “You have no choice but to send me to jail” is what Gandhi told the Judge who was reluctant to do so. If you can’t live with a law disobey it and accept the consequences. There is always room for one more hero.

Yale university will rename Calhoun College. Does that mean they want to see Federal laws on immigration enforced more vigorously?

February 19, 2017

Donna Fusco – President

6000 N. University Drive

Tamarac, FL 33321

RE: Some comments on your mini op-ed in today’s Sun Sentinel.

Ms. Fusco,

First, 2 small things, things no bigger than a man’s fist on the horizon, like tiny punch bowl turds, that must be addressed.

#1 – Your by-line lists you as President of the “Broward Teacher’s Union”. I may be going out on a limb here but I think you have more than one member. If so, shouldn’t it be “Broward Teachers” Union”? I know, I know, perhaps the rule of de minimis… should apply. Did you ever notice that the chain used for measuring first downs is ten yards regardless of where the game is played? Not nine yards, two feet, ten inches. Ten yards. Every time. Did I ever tell you about my plan for raising geometry scores and because of the increase maybe adding to self-esteem plus, who knows, maybe decreasing bullying?

For centuries pi has been 3.1416. Change it to 3.0 and watch those scores rocket! The problem of bridges falling down will be dealt with later.

#2 – In typical modern American Liberal fashion you criticize Secretary DeVos for having the temerity to visit a public school. Moreover, it is described as “one of the most outstanding schools in Washington”. Terms like “the world’s tallest midget” or “the world’s smartest bear” leap to mind. I hope I can find the strength to resist using them. If I do I may have to include “the third widest building in Wichita”. Here is where I reveal my smart-ass side. Has that “outstanding school ever had any students named Obama, Clinton, or Gore? Should I mention that they were, all of them, residents of public housing? Doubtless, you know that the Bush girls went to Westlake Public High, an “outstanding” school in Austin, Texas. You knew that, didn’t you?

As a condition of candidacy, don’t you think all – all, with no exceptions – children of elected officials be required to attend public schools?

You say that if Secretary DeVos wants to “learn firsthand what challenges public schools face” she should “chat with the Presidents of the 10 largest teacher unions”. Didn’t the President of the Miami/Dade union go to jail because he couldn’t stop stealing hot stoves? There is honor in being an outright thief. It beats going to jail for playing “hide the salami” with prepubescent – Help me out here – boys, girls, or thannies? Is he pout of jail? Is he back teaching? Maybe in a sanctuary city?

Since ab ovum time with the Department of Education does anyone know how much money has been spent on solving those challenges? 

Let’s start with some empirical data.

How well was Johnny reading then?

How well is Johnny reading know?

Was it worth it?

If it wasn’t, stop spending it.

How about shooting tenure? Name another profession that has it. How about hazard pay for teaching in “inner city” city schools? How about bonuses equal to a year’s pay for extraordinary performance? How about firing every 4^th administrator? Put the names in a hat and give every 4^th one the chop. How about year-round school? How about holding the English teacher to the same standards as the football coach?

Silly me. I still wonder why baloney rejects the grinder.

Kevin Smith

PS – It’s not too late to tackle the thorny subject of punctuation marks. Do the names Strunck&White ring a bell? Send a SASE.

February 14, 2017

Senator Jeff Markley

405 E 8^th Street #2010

Eugene, Oregon 97400

Senator Markley,

I have watched you for the last month as you pranced around the Senate during the various confirmation proceedings. I immediately thought that you once could have held the state record for high school atomic wedgies and serious nuggies.

My father, the legendary Judge Smith, had special terms for special people.

“He’s meaner than cat shit.”

Not only were your born for the title you worked to get it the old-fashioned way. No

modern American Liberal Affirmative Action for you. You earned it, fair and square. Also, I can tell you that while it is just February you have the inside track for a most prestigious, highly coveted award:

SMARMY BASTARD of the YEAR

Since I grant them I can assure you that the fix is in. Congratulations!

Kevin Smith

1401 SE 15^th Street #110

Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33316

February 14, 2017

Patrick Glackin

93 Broughton Avenue

Bloomfield, NJ 07003

Patrick,

God but how your father loved that name!

I write to tell you of the profound sense of grief I felt when I heard your father had died.

He was my friend.

We were classmates at Saint Mary’s Grammar School in Bayonne.

We were classmates and team mates at Marist High School.

I have an image, one which is limned into my memory, of your father flying through the night at Harrison, NJ on Friday night, September 30, 1960. We wore gold; they wore blue. He blocked their punt. As a center I vowed never to snap a ball over the punter’s head. I dribbled a few but never sent one over his head.

I add that my mother loved him.

He would call and get me out of some social scrape requiring in house detention. Having succeeded we would set off on a teenage adventure with Staten Island being the destination.

Tempus fugits magna cum celeritate for old men.

My sympathy and prayers go out to you on the loss of your Dad.

He was my friend before he was your Dad.

JPG – RIP

KS

February 13, 2017

Congressman Ted Deutch

7900 Glades Road – 250

Boca Raton, FL 33434

Congressman Deutch,

As you may know, I am bound and determined not be cliché-ridden.

If I am to be saddled with a modern American Liberal Congressman, why settle for a half-assed horse’s ass? Why not have a true wing nut moon bat in DC? Why not the best? Why not you?

Today’s subject is retroactive eclectic indignation. The specific incident is the decision – a real “Profile in Courage” I might add – is the decision of Yale University to send the name Calhoun College down the always convenient modern American Liberal memory hole. [There is something eerily Orwellian about that but I’ll leave that for a different forum.]

President Kennedy thought he was  “one of the 6 most important Senators in American History” but what the Hell does he know? After discovering the “missile gap” he was telling the country that he would defend Quemoy and Matsu. In addition to promising to “get the country moving again” by cutting taxes, he set the land record for White House horizontal tangoes that stood until Big Bill Clinton, the King of the Oval Office One-Eyed Trouser Snakes, got there.

But I digress.

I am too easily distracted by the righteous outrage and high dudgeon caused by the foibles of card carrying modern American Liberals. I have no choice but to respond, it being such a “target rich environment”. Still, I must guard against over swinging. Lord knows, after the shouting and yelling they stand there supinely with their “upturned necks awaiting the ax”.

If Calhoun gets the chop isn’t it time to get Senator Russell’s name off the Senate building? He was from Georgia. He wanted to send his “colored Nigrahs” to the rest of the country to see what they were missing. Honest. He said it. And he said it on the floor of the United States Senate.

How about Senator Stennis? He spent his entire public life, just like Senator Ervin and Senator Gore, trying to keep little Black boys from going to school with little White girls. We named a friggin’ nuclear aircraft carrier after him. 

Some suggestions could include the Saul Alinsky/Bill Ayers Senate Office Building. We may not be ready for the USS Willy Horton but maybe it’s time for the USS Al Sharpton.

If we are to believe Justice Marshall Woodrow Wilson was the vilest, most racist President in the 20^th century. We send American students all over the world in his name. Ditto for Senator Fulbright. The sound you hear is tinkling brass.

2 of the Presidents on Mount Rushmore owned slaves. One of them apparently had a taste for brown sugar.

The beat goes on.

How about Senator Robert Byrd, AKA “Sheets”? He used to wear them when he was the Kleagle in charge of recruiting for the Ku Klux Klan. He was also known as the “Cicero of the Senate”.

Don’t forget Vice President Garner. How about Vice President Barkley? Let the record show that it was Albin – not Charles. Don’t forget Vice Presidential candidate Senator John Sparkman. He ran with Adlai Stevenson, the noblest modern American Liberal of them all.

Maybe we can learn from the Taliban. They blew up a 2500-year-old Buddha because he wasn’t Allah. BTB, maybe Allah ain’t so akbar after all. 

We could have a lottery open to the POO. POO is short hand for Perpetually Outraged and Offended. We would have to include single moms, usually women of color, women with children in need of a good Ritalin program, to see who blows up Mount Rushmore. OK. OK Half of Mount Rushmore

Silly me. I forget to mention that they were all Democrats. 

Like I said, a “target rich environment”. Get back to me, OK? I am a constituent.

Kevin Smith

1401 SE 15^th Street #110

Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33316

February 8, 2017

Fabiola Santiago

The Miami Herald

RE: Your philippic about being a billionaire Republican thereby guaranteeing a one way ticket to perdition as reported in today’s Herald

Ms. Santiago,

I am curious, perhaps you can help, if during the Senate confirmation hearings of Senator Jay Forbes Kerry, noted nautical billionaire, and Penny Pritzker, noted modern American Liberal Democratic political donor and fund raiser – What’s the sense of having rich friends if you are not willing to put the arm on them? – did the Wascally Wepublicans mention either their wealth or how they got it?

Let the record show that he got it and at least 7 houses with none of them being a double-wide by getting a leg over on 2 ladies and she got hers the other old fashioned way as President of the Chicago Chapter of the Lucky Sperm Club. What a country! That’s why, as the legendary Big Mike from Bayonne still says, “you never see anybody swimming to Cuba”.

Look it up.

Can we stipulate that any criticism of anyone criticizing anyone supporting non-public education must send their children to public schools? We can? Great!

Why didn’t the Obamas sent their children to any of the really fine public schools in D.C.? Ditto the Clintons and the Gores. I am sure you remember that Bush 43 sent his daughters to Westlake Public High School in Austin, Texas. You do, don’t you?

You say that Ms DeVos “contributed hundreds of thousands of dollars to Republican Senators who voted to confirm her”. Of course you know that the 2 Republican Senators who voted against her received hundreds of thousands of dollars in campaign contributions form teachers’ unions. I guess you forgot to mention it.

Why is the latter “bad” while the former is not worth mentioning.

You condemn Vice President Mike Pence. His crime? He is an “entrenched Catholic ideologue”. So was Mother Teresa. Do you have a problem with her?mation 

“The Betsy DeVos confirmation is evidence that the

Republicans feel right at home with their new party

Leader and his agenda.”

Miami Herald

Today

You

You may have stumbled on to something there. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day,

In February 2009, President Obama, and by God’s Holy Trousers I can’t miss him if he won’t go away, had a large group of Republican Congressmen over to the White House. He hectored them thus:

“There was an election. I won. You lost. Get over it.”

He then proceeded to pass ObamaCare without a single Republican vote. Bruja Pelosi said “We have to pass it to see what’s in it”, remember?

I learned about tu quoque when I was in Catholic school. Yu may want to become familiar with it.

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – In the proud tradition of modern American Liberalism, a tradition that never saw a tautology that 

February 5, 2017

Big Stein

Gone, not quite like Holden Caulfield, but back to find that I am still in a “target rich environment”. First, a brief digression.

I watched in wonder as Kristallnacht was reprised, first at Cal-Berkeley, and where was Mario Savio when you really need him, and then at NYU where a co-ed was pepper sprayed because she wore a red ball cap. Paraphrasing Orwell, “all speech is free but some speech is more free than others”. Ask Little Stein if has yet discovered the old Greek who said “free men speak with free tongues”. It was valid 25 centuries ago. Alas, the old order changeth.

One more thing, no bigger than a man’s fist on the horizon, but Emperor Trump, as you call him, is just a bit qauche. Il Magnifico is the preferred salutation.

I loooove it when modern American Liberals throw statistics around. If it weren’t for mumbly-peg numbers and tautologies – Hoc post ergo propter hoc? Again, ask Little Stein – you would all be flat line on your EEG.

Do you remember the USA/USSR summer games in the ‘70s? The USA ran the board one year. Izvestia reported that the gallant sons and daughters of the rodinya finished second in a recent international competition and the running dogs of decadent Capitalism finished next to last. Lies, damn lies, statistics. All things to all people, right? It’s easier when your favorite color is plaid.

Here is a statistic that goes down the eclectically indignant memory hole that mALs always have handy. Of the ca. 1,000,000 abortions performed last year some 350,000 to 400,000 of them were on Black women. As  many as 1,100 Black babies a day took their last swim down the drain in the local Planned Parenthood abattoir. If Black Lives Matter where in the name of Dorothy Day and Nat Hentoff was Al Sharpton?

You say as if you just discovered what your thumbs are for that he odds of being attacked by a refugee are 1 in 3,600,000,000. What are the odds of being attacked by a Finnish Lutheran? How about a stone mason from Uruguay? A protestor at Cal-Berkeley or NYU is almost a chalk bet.

Speaking of “bogus voter fraud” – Remember, please, that I was born and raised in Bayonne, NJ and my wife had many relatives in Chicago – why is it one of the building block faiths of modern American Liberalism that requiring a photo id to vote is genetically racist in the double helix tradition of President Andrew Jackson, President Woodrow Wilson, Senator Russell, Senator Bilbo, Senator Eastland, Senator Stennis, Senator Ervin, Senator Gore, and former Klan recruiter Senator Byrd? Senator Byrd was often called the Cicero of the Senate. Senator Stennis has a nuclear carrier named after him [CVN74] and Senator Russell has a ginormous office building named after him. Oh, yes, in case you didn’t notice, one of the things they have in common is that they were all Democrats.

Here’s another inconvenient truth. 

3 times in 48 years in the 20th century – 1916, 1949, 1964 – American Presidents promised that they “would not send American boys to fight in foreign wars”. What are the odds of them all being Democrats? Don’t bet against it. They all were.

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – Has Little Stein, perpetual college student that he appears to be, found out if the fascist feminists are still pissed off at Wordsworth? If they are I’ve got a lot of book burning to do. Any chance you could connect me with some Mohammed cartoons? If we can have cops are pigs paintings on the walls of the House of Representatives why not some of a goat humping paedophile? Also, my spring break hejira will be to scour the 7 or 8 states that the Big O “discovered” to see if I can find any of those missing red lines. Wanna come?

February 1, 2017

If President Trump, il Magnifico if you prefer, were to ride Pegasus into this Sunday’s Super Bowl half-time show and announced that he had cured cancer and solved all teenage self-esteem issues busloads, said buses being rented by George Soros, everyone’s favorite zonder commando,  of slovenly pants shitting wowsers and bounders would arrive before the Lombardi Trophy had been presented to say he didn’t like horses.

For 8 years modern American Liberal Democrats, as if there were any other kind, treated Bush 43 as if he were a friggin’ piñata. The reason they were able to do it was because of his innate civility. He chose not to respond, not to fight back.

President Trump taught Rahm Emanuel, now Mayor of Chicago, a city that thanks to Aleppo is #2 in walk down the street and shoot a 10 year old in the head, the truth of the adage “Never bring a knife to a gun fight”.

Nolo me tangere cum impecunis is alive and well.

Margaret Thatcher, and God Bless her name, said “This Lady is not for burning”. Listen up, Liberal pukes! There’s a new sheriff in town.

Now that they both are gone and we can get on with the delightful task of forgetting them can I say without fear of being called a racist like Woodrow Wilson and Robert Byrd or a sexist like Handsome Billy from Hot Springs, the King of the One-eyed Trouser Snakes that Michelle and Hillary had arses that would make Aunt Jemima and Oliver Hardy envious? I can? Great! An axe handle and a half wide for one of them and a double wide wheel barrel should the other have to haul ass.

Buckle your seat belts. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – Travel Advisory to Nancy Pelosi, Ls Bruja Grande de San Francisco: Don’t go to Salem, Massachusetts. They’ll hang you so fast it will make your last face lift feel like sweater meat time at the malt shop. Your belly button will wind up at your 2^nd cervical vertebra after your atomic wedgie.

Emmiss truth to Chuckie S from Brooklyn: Lemons? Si. Lemonade? Si. Lemon zest? Si. Lemon meringue pie? Si, como no. Sucking a lemon dry and eating the skin just before a press conference? No, you shmuck.