tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-89974117981195398942024-03-19T03:48:12.729-04:00The WarriorbardWarriorbardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09601085901547745896noreply@blogger.comBlogger1758125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997411798119539894.post-65244733880149847482020-08-10T20:49:00.006-04:002020-08-10T20:49:59.655-04:00July 24, 2020 “A Republic, if you can keep it” Is what Ben Franklin said when asked what had come out of the Philadelphia Constitutional Convention in 1787<p> </p>
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<p class="p1">July 24, 2020</p>
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<p class="p3">“A Republic, if you can keep it”</p>
<p class="p3">Is what Ben Franklin said when asked</p>
<p class="p3">what had come out of the Philadelphia</p>
<p class="p3">Constitutional Convention in 1787.</p>
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<p class="p5">“The World Turned Upside Down” as Cornwallis sent a subordinate to surrender his sword</p>
<p class="p5">to George Washington. That’s when the lights went on all over the world because of the beckoning beacon on the “shining city on the hill”.</p>
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<p class="p5"><span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>He also said “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”</p>
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<p class="p5"><span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>The future of beer is more secure than the future of the Republic. My son makes a prize-winning brew called “Poppa’s Lithuanian Amber Ale”, featuring a picture of his Poppa, great grandfather Felix Milwid from Vilnius.</p>
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<p class="p5"><span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>Obama, “clean and articulate” as Slow Joe Biden said, promised to “fundamentally transform the nation”. He said he would close Gitmo, America’s adult sleepaway camp for Radical Islamic terrorists, the kind who blow up buildings and behead Christians, in a year. 11 years later it is still open.</p>
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<p class="p5"><span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>Being Liberal used to mean that you were open to ideas. I am willing to sit quietly and listen to an explanation, any explanation, of “Fast and Furious”. Apparently, giving guns to divers <i>frito bandidos </i>in Huejutla to see how long it would take to get them back to Chicago – duty free - where it would kill an infant was supposed to make us more free and secure. Also, what ever happened to the apostate Muslim film producer who produced a film that led to the good citizens of Benghazi mutilating and killing 4 Americans. Wide-Bottomed Hillary promised the survivors at Dover AFB, <i>while the bodies were still warm</i> that the US would “get” the killers. Did we? Are they in Gitmo? Will Judge Judy try them? Pay-TV?</p>
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<p class="p5"><span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>I just got a Face Book request from Mayor Petey Bootygoogoo to send him money so he can do away with the electoral college If ever there were a chilling effect before hitting the slippery slope that’s it.</p>
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<p class="p5"><span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>What did the DWEMs, when they were alive and figuring out just what the Hell was going on, unanimously warn us about?<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></p>
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<p class="p3">One word</p>
<p class="p3">Democracy</p>
<p class="p3">Mob rule</p>
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<p class="p5"><span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>Franklin also wrote a tract called “Fart Proudly” so we know he would be wearing a MAGA hat.</p>
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<p class="p5"><span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>The suddenly popular Alexander Hamilton said, “Your people, sir, are a great beast.”</p>
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<p class="p5">Texas has 2 Senators as does Delaware and Rhode Island The King Ranch in Kleberg County, Texas is bigger than both of them. Fair? Of course not. It wasn’t meant to be. Originally, The Founders had Senators appointed by state legislatures. The idea was simple. Legislation should not be passed in the heat of the moment. The Senate or an upper house gives time for a bit more reflection. Take it away and you have a never-ending series of Ox-Bow incidents.</p>
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<p class="p5">The modern American Liberal Trousered Apes who prowl as Democrats will fundamentally transform this country after November.</p>
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<p class="p5">It is time for Captain Horatius to guard the bridge.</p>
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<p class="p6"><br /></p>Warriorbardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09601085901547745896noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997411798119539894.post-17863102317472970752020-08-10T20:49:00.002-04:002020-08-10T20:49:15.079-04:00July 22, 2020 Joe Coloumbe – President Whole Foods Monrovia, CA 91008 RE: Sticks & Stones and horses’ asses<p> </p>
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<p class="p1">July 22, 2020</p>
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<p class="p1">Joe Coloumbe – President</p>
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<p class="p1">Monrovia, CA 91008</p>
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<p class="p1">RE: Sticks & Stones and horses’ asses</p>
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<p class="p1">Mr. Coloumbe,</p>
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<p class="p3"><span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>This began as a light-hearted attempt to mitigate the cultural implications of your ham-handed attempt to virtue signal your entry into the woke corporate stooges of the social justice brigade.</p>
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<p class="p3"><span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>Heaven forfend that any of your customers feel threatened, intimidated, diminished, or singled out by the mini aggressions caused by bumping into a can labeled Trader Jose or Trader Eye-Tie. Was any though given to Trader Adolf or Trader Chinko viruses or, better, Trader Allah Akbar carving knives? How about Trader Yid halvah and usury?</p>
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<p class="p3"><span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>The idea that an unsuspecting customer, having come face to face with the offending box, bag, bottle, or can, would run screaming from your store is basically bonkers.</p>
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<p class="p3"><span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>I am Irish on both sides of my family as far back as any of today’s genetic eyes can see. I was hoping for a Trader Kevin soda bread or a Ballyglass bacon or a Glendalough or Glasnevin cheese. What would have been wrong with a Trader Sean salmon?</p>
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<p class="p3"><span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>In 1992 I appeared pro se in a civil matter before Judge Carol Ferentz of the New Jersey Court in Newark New Jersey. I am not at all naifish about court room appearances, having appeared in the United States Tax Court, the United States Bankruptcy Court. 2 Federal Circuit Courts of Appeal, and the United States Supreme Court, that’s the big ne in Washington.</p>
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<p class="p3">Judge Ferentz was truly a miserable person, a person who gave <i>los cunos miserables</i> a bad name. Condescending, belittling, sarcastic with no chance of colloquial riposte, she ruled against me. She ended her ruling with an insulting diatribe for which no response would have been possible.</p>
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<p class="p3">I shortly thereafter found the missing piece of evidence – a canceled check to the firm that sued me for non-payment – that I did not have during the trial in New York City Civil Court. Absent that, the Court ruled against me. A Judgment was entered against me in New York State. The Plaintiff hired a New Jersey law firm which is how I came to be in front of Judge Ferentz. By now I referred to her as Wide-Bottomed Carol or Judge Potty Mouth or the Shit Lip. I took the canceled check to the NY Appellate Court, again pro se, and prevailed. The NY Judge set aside the judgment and ordered a new trial. [Remember James Madison.]</p>
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<p class="p3">I went back to the New Jersey Courthouse and tracked Judge Ferentz down. It was easy. Pizza boxes; Big Mac wrappers; meatless ribs; naked chicken wings, discarded DQ blizzard cups; lard IVs. I found her in a court room where I mistook her for a cross between Buddha and Jaba the Hutt</p>
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<p class="p3">I presented her with the documents from New York that canceled the judgment and ordered a new trial. To be sure she understood I read to her the appropriate part of the Constitution about each state having to give full faith and credit to the official papers of every other state.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></p>
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<p class="p3">She actually drooled out of the left side of her mouth</p>
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<p class="p3">I am certain she pissed in her pants and she probably took a small dump in her drawers. I cannot say this with 100% metaphysical certitude because she had about 14 yards of black robe wrapped around her past Rubenesque, not quite steatyagonous arse. Secretariat could have vacated both bowel and bladder and no one would have known. For a while.</p>
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<p class="p3">I decided that that was not enough. By then I was in perpetual “disfavor with fortune and men’s eye’s” that precluded me from serenading her with repeated cries of “Horse’s Ass” while pelting her with flaming bags of cat shit. I did fun things when I had money. It wasn’t all brown whisky, red wine, red meat, various crustaceans.</p>
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<p class="p3">I developed a series of awards</p>
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<p class="p5">Horse’s Ass of the Week</p>
<p class="p5">Pompous Fart of the Month</p>
<p class="p5">Smarmy Bastard of the Year</p>
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<p class="p5">I gave all of them to Judge Ferentz <span class="s1">in perpetuity.</span></p>
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<p class="p3">I gave you the background of the first 3 because I have decided to add a 4<sup>th</sup> and, guess what, you are the winner.</p>
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<p class="p3">When I Iived in Ft. Lauderdale I was a proud non-Eyetie member of the Friday Goombah Lunch Club at Caffe Europa on Las Olas Boulevard. There I met Frank Paladino who is to cement in Manhattan what Tom Brady is to 3<sup>rd</sup> and 9 with 2 minutes to go and what Yo-Yo Ma is to that little riff that Bach does so well in Goldberg #2.</p>
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<p class="p3">Frank Paladino says “fucking moron” the way Olivier said to his pal’s sister “Get thee to a nunnery.” Or the way MacArthur said on September2, 1945. “These proceedings are over,’ Imitated but never duplicated.</p>
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<p class="p3">You, who wish to etiolate Trader Joe’s of any racial or ethnic impurities, real, imagined, or implied by the POOs – Perpetually Offended – are named the first</p>
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<p class="p5"><b>FUCKING MORON</b></p>
<p class="p5"><b>[big company CEO division]</b></p>
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<p class="p5">So let it be proclaimed throughout the land!</p>
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<p class="p2"><br /></p>Warriorbardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09601085901547745896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997411798119539894.post-69203184554717723392020-06-23T18:40:00.002-04:002020-06-23T18:40:28.880-04:00June 22, 2020 Judge Clay Jenkins, a registered Democrat, is an elected County Judge in Texas. He proves a point made by Ulysses Grant. “The best way to get rid of a bad law is to enforce it.”
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>Texas has a law which says that the presiding/assignment/senior Judge can exercise political power while keeping his robe on and his gavel handy. That means he can enter the political arena, the one where decisions are made and are subject to public review and criticism. Public criticism. 4 letter words. Envelopes labeled decorum, good taste, and civility were/are stretched past bursting. “Free men speaking with free tongues” was good advice when given by a wounded veteran of the first war against the bad guys who made up the first Taliban.</div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>It’s easy, even in Texas, to have your cake and to eat it too. It is impossible, a word seldom used in Texas, to eat your cake and have it.</div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>The Judge, who has someone tell everyone in the Court Room to stand up because he is entering, suffers from Stage 4 – possibly Stage 5 which is out where the regular buses don’t run - “Non-olfactory fecal matter syndrome”. That means for those who lack an elitist education, one that reeks of White privilege and power, his shit doesn’t stink.</div>
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Stop the Presses</div>
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Perhaps he could take some time out from franchising Congresswoman Maxine Waters’ attempts to make looting – “alternative shopping” in her Ebonics class – eligible for student loans to explain the difference between AG Barr being the President’s lawyer and AG Holder being the P<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>resident’s “wing man”.</div>
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It’s an open book test. Take your time, you fucking moron.</div>
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Like Trollope, the obvious must be stated. Like Orwell, things at the end of your nose must be restated. Holder worked for Obama. Barr works for Trump. “Water is wet; stones are hard…”</div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>Before lymphomas and Keytruda caused me to seek refuge in Texas, I was a proud non-Eyetie member of the Friday goombah lunch club at Caffe Europa on Los Olas in Fort Lauderdale. Frank Paladino, a name synonymous with cement and Manhattan – the one on the Hudson, not the one in Kansas, has many sterling qualities. He introduced me to Dave Podell, MD for which he is granted a major life-time indulgence for any and all peccadilloes.</div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>He has a gift with the spoken word that would cause a McKellan or an Olivier to look up. When he sys “fucking moron” he paints the lily of sneerdom and contempt. There is neither comeback nor riposte for or to it. Once the white-hot iron is applied there in no mulligan. Once a fucking moron, always a fucking moron</div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>A trait common to fucking morons everywhere is that they must proclaim, publicly and perpetually, that they are fucking morons.</div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>Most mornings, his Lordship leaves his throne room and says to himself that there’s no sense in being a half-assed fucking moron when being a full breasted fucking moron is such a simple step.</div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>Yo Frankie! When was the last time you were in Texas? A target of Homeric proportions awaits. A Texas-sized ass whupping awaits a Texas-sized fucking moron. Your country needs you</div>
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Great news from Fighting Blue Hen, Delaware. Sleepy Joe Biden just completed 3 days of successful bowel movements. By his guiding templates that means his pants were off, he was sitting on the toilet, and he did not wipe his ass with his underwear. He will get an extra custard for that. No one knows how he got the card that says “You are invited to eat shit and die.”</div>
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Since it is now OK to tear down statues – that’s like burning a book, isn’t it? – can we have a do over on Christmas, 1864? This time let’s have Sherman turn right at Charleston rather than left..He captured 1,000 cannon, all large bore weapons, with ample ammunition .5 rounds from each weapon starting from the town hall and working in and out for 2 hours should do it. After all, those red necked goobers, pre-Trump supporters all, started the fucking war, didn’t they?</div>
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After the 3<sup>rd</sup> Punic War The Romans, more than a little pissed off, killed all the Carthaginians, leveled the city, and salted the earth. When was the last time you heard any lip from those feral WOGs?</div>
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<br />Warriorbardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09601085901547745896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997411798119539894.post-43253785057869415382020-02-01T11:27:00.001-05:002020-02-01T11:27:55.328-05:00February 1, 2020, 5:00 AM 50 years ago, in Super bowl 1V,
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The Jews fought the WOGs in 1956.</div>
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<i>The Jews won!</i></div>
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The Jews fought the WOGs in 1873.</div>
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<br />Warriorbardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09601085901547745896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997411798119539894.post-30827595175466680592020-01-27T19:18:00.002-05:002020-01-27T19:18:20.451-05:00January 24, 2020 That former Vice President, Alpha Gump,
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>Does that go past a convicted felon or does it extend to a 4<sup>th</sup> trimester partially born human being? Or, as Maritain said,” A bit of straw into which God has breathed life.”</div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>Really? And let us be thankful for large blessings but if, God Forbid, Wide-Bottomed Hillary had become President we can assume, safely, that Judge Gorsuch and Judge Kavanaugh would still be on the Appellate Court? How do we know that? Because she told us <i>when she ran for office.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></i></div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>The last 2 Supreme Court nominations gave us the rare opportunity to be ring-side observers to modern American Liberals hectoring us on the sanctity of <i>stare decisis. </i>Would it be unfair of me to mention Plessy v Ferguson? How about Dred Scott?</div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span><i>Would not Logic dictate, </i>particularly when it is molded by mAL wing nuts and ohmadhauns who couldn’t tell a writ from a rite from a right, people who would chose plaid as the color of choice for Judicial robes, robes such as my father wore.</div>
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<br />Warriorbardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09601085901547745896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997411798119539894.post-74114516061063837672020-01-23T13:12:00.001-05:002020-01-23T13:12:43.913-05:00January 22, 2020 Rosemary O’Hara – Editorial Page Editor The Sun Sentinel Rosie!
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>Orwell said that some things are so dumb that only really, and I mean really, really smart people can believe such inane, vacuous bullshit. Fred Grimm and Randy Schultz stretch the gravity defying envelope things that modern American Liberals know, if taken seriously, would surely put them all on the one-way express train to the Valhalla called Solyndraville.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>Thank God there are only 50 states. Also, until the teachers’ salaries are established by the Post Office - one size fits all – there will be discrepancies. The Post Office reference is simple, A universal salary would mean that in addition to everybody being tied for first, everybody would everybody would be tied for last, right? What could be “fairer”?</div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>Florida’s salaries average $47,000. Chicago salaries average $97,000. Would not a rational person ask why the nearest Greyhound terminal is not overrun by sad sacked, sorry assed Florida teachers buying one-way tickets to Chicago, aka “the Athens of Illinois”? Would doubling the salaries of Florida’s teacher make then make twice as good? Should Florida try to follow Chicago’s teen murder rate? And – Don’t worry. Orwell frequently started non-fiction sentences with ‘and’ – why do I think that kids shooting kids has nothing to do with SAT stress?</div>
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<br />Warriorbardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09601085901547745896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997411798119539894.post-10220553078066308282019-12-29T20:35:00.000-05:002019-12-29T20:35:05.801-05:00December 18, 2019 Rosemary O’Hara – Editorial Page Editor The Sun Sentinel RE: Some early Christmas presents, one for me and one for you.
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RE: Some early Christmas presents, one for me and one for you.</div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>Having no genetic, linguistic, or cultural knowledge of <i>chutzpah, </i>I have had to rely on neighborhood immersion – Bayonne, NJ was diversely multicultural before it became politically fashionable – and political scallawaggery, particularly of the modern American Liberal variety.</div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>As I got to the editorial part of today’s unlinkable Sun Sentinel I was shocked, shocked to see Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, tressed as a wanabe Medusa – fair comment, no? – pledging her fealty and genuflecting in obeisance to the Constitution.</div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>As a general principle, if proponents of Article 1 – the Congress, of course, the Congress – have a pickable bone with fans of Article 2 – the President, of course the President – they seek succor from the supposedly non-political<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>solons – the Judges, of course, the Judges who got to their seats in<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>a most political way. It was one of the things that fascinated de Tocqueville.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>I say this because in San Francisco, home to Nancy Pelosi and shrine to Harvey Milk [And why has fellow murder victim, Mayor George Moscone, been rocketed down the memory hole at warp speed? Isn’t he just as dead as the credibly alleged pedophile Milk, and by the same hand? Will Moscone have a bus stop named after him?], a city where people come from all over to stand in front of her house, drop their drawers, and shit in honor of her “wokeness” and for her continuing inclusion in the Guinness Book for the largest cumulative amount of industrial strength Botox in a soon to be incontinent octogenarian.</div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>Every time I read of Little Debbie championing the Rule of Law and singing the praises of political freedom, a gift to each of us at birth, “a gift from beyond the stars”, I am reminded of September 18, 2001.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>It was the date when then State Senator Debbie Debbie sent Agent Mineva, aka the “bad cop” and Agent Thomas, aka, the “good cop”, both of whom had badges, guns, and the full majesty of the Law, to my house <i>to question me about something I wrote</i>. Both were detectives in the Florida Department of Law Enforcement.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>It’s OK for a Jew-hating Wogette member of Congress to call the President a “mother fucker” and it’s OK for a crack ho-looking ex-comedienne to walk around with a severed head of our beloved President. If I suggest, in writing that State Senator Snot is less than the perfect ideal of an elected official I get a call from a friggin’ SWAT team.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>The 2 tangible things to come out of that fairly polite 3<sup>rd</sup> degree sweating – “Bad cop” Mineva told me it would be “better for me” if stopped writing to all elected officials – was that it scared my wife Amy, now long gone. Thanks, MS Turd. The other was that I got to know Nat Hentoff who promised he would write a column about me if I got arrested. “Easy for you to say,” was my reply.</div>
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<br />Warriorbardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09601085901547745896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997411798119539894.post-11645630263263699912019-12-17T12:24:00.001-05:002019-12-17T12:24:07.714-05:00December 14, 2019 Granny Bloomberg
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>As he shuts down the coal industry – Again full disclosure requires that I was in the coal mining business for 11 years – in Kentucky and West Virginia, 7 mines in Kentucky, 5 mines in Logan County, West Virginia, and I was Chief Financial Officer of a public company that operated a 100 car load out facility in Beckley, West Virginia. As to the latter, we sold $25,000,000 of compliance steam coal to Turkey and Italy with the purchases and payments being secured by Neste, a Finnish bank.</div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>By the time using race got to its overflowingly ripe fistula posture in determining educational policy, Obama, he of the still undiscovered 57 or 58 states plus the elusive English/Austrian dictionary and his self-proclaimed “wingman” Eric Holder, he of the Clinton pardon giveaways in January 2001, the rice was cooked.</div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>Obama’s policy had a simple goal. Cut, reduce, decrease, retard, exfoliate, desiccate – choose your own word – the number of Black, Negro, colored, high yellow or shining ebony students with the Mark of Cain on their transcripts <i>cum </i>rap sheets, a Scarlet Letter of, and let’s be charitable because it is the Holy Season of Advent, “irrational exuberance”, particularly in classroom interpersonal relationships.</div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>I’m never sure whether it was Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton – and we give their Reverend status a good look – who called New York Jews “hooked nose interloping diamond merchants” but it seems not to have harmed their public careers. In fact, a strong case could for it enhancing them.</div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>Do you remember Harold Howe? He was LBJ’s first, forgive me, educational rabbi? He had a strong Lysenko streak in his educational DNA. With careful preparation, meticulous tending, and strong community support and encouragement, students could be genetically altered to become, at once, better students, caring citizens, and contributing members of society who believe in doing all they cold for the collective good of their society.</div>
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<br />Warriorbardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09601085901547745896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997411798119539894.post-46169404938223276032019-12-11T21:34:00.000-05:002019-12-11T21:34:02.849-05:00December 11, 2019 Randy Schultz The Sun Sentinel RE: “Wingman” is now a 4-letter word?
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<br />Warriorbardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09601085901547745896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997411798119539894.post-38620393825540476152019-12-01T21:36:00.000-05:002019-12-01T21:36:01.676-05:00December 1, 2019 Rosemary O’Hara – Editorial Page Editor The Sun Sentinel RE: The nexus of literature, politics, culture, and proof positive that the Duke of Duval County still lives. Some comments on your unlinkable editorial condemning the promiscuously profligate use of “koozies”.
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<br />Warriorbardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09601085901547745896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997411798119539894.post-69100773389178494752019-11-28T01:32:00.000-05:002019-11-28T01:32:29.133-05:00November 27, 2019 Rosemary O’Hara – Editorial Page Editor The Sun Sentinel MS O, Sad news indeed about the coming kaddish for Eduardo de San Miguel. None of that Tex-Mex pub grub. Their sopa verde alone marked it as a great restaurant.
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<br />Warriorbardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09601085901547745896noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8997411798119539894.post-24878350074510393712019-11-23T19:54:00.002-05:002019-11-23T19:54:22.688-05:00November 22, 2019 The hits keep coming in from California, including an update on Harvey Milk, but first I want to reach across the aisle in a gesture of non-partisanship and see if we can stipulate to the following press release.
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>Hunter Biden – “Orion” to his chums at the elite, all male, Catholic Prep School, the same one his father went to, the school where his dad got his sobriquet, “Cheese Dick”, the old fashioned,<i> he earned it,</i> not the one that Justice Kavanaugh went to – is a foetid bag of rancid eel shit who is also a druggie, both user and dealer, who was stripped of his naval commission and had his sad sacked, sorry ass tossed out of the service and why did the Navy stop keelhauling, ‘cuz this sumbitch earned it – plus, and there’s no sense in going half way to Avernus because he got a leg over on his brother[;s widow in the limo on the way back from the cemetery where his brother had not yet gotten to room temperature, but wait, there’s more. He fathered a bastard child in Bug Fug, Whitewater County, Arkansas There, Clem or Orville, fill in the blank for last name, will have his teeth removed so he won’t outshine his classmates at the cat fish catching school. It is alleged that his Godfather is named “Red Bone”</div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>And this poltroon got $50,000 or maybe $80,000 a month to be on the board of a gas pipe line company in Ukraine with no, none, zip, experience in the gas business save for when he has a wet fart every time he congratulates himself for being the local leader of the Lucky Sperm Club.</div>
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<span class="Apple-tab-span"> </span>I am going to give you, in anticipation of the Holy season of Advent, an early Christmas present. Alas, since you are a card-carrying, fire breathing, modern American Liberal you will like this as much as Dracula would like an hour of Outward Bound – I am an alumnus - drown proofing lessons in a pool illuminated by perpetual sunrises. [I was going to include a sigmoidoscope with ground glass, <i>cucaracha beans, </i>and inserting an 11-inch stent made of barbed wire but chose not to]</div>
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