December 12, 2018 I always got the Aztecs and the Incas confused...

December 12, 2018

I always got the Aztecs and the Incas confused until I began to host monthly luncheons with the boys from Lima, the A-Team from Aero-Peru, in John Martin’s in Coral Gables, Florida. 

Aero-Peru became my biggest customer in the aviation parts business. I wound up in Florida because my dear friend, the still dead Bob Brown, threw me a life line after the cart went completely into the ditch in New Jersey. While it is demonstrably true that most financial wounds are self-inflicted, I had a 632-pound gorilla, the Internal Revenue Service lurking nearby. $42,000,000 plus 7 years in United States Tax Court with Judge Carleton Powell presiding – the US Tax Court is a circuit court which means it sits wherever a vacant court room is to be found – has its own court house that sits, with unintended irony, across the street from the not quite posh DC homeless shelter. That’s the place where Mitch Snyder, the homeless guru, hero of the Left and role model of all modern American Liberals and the subject of a fawning TV movie starring Martin Sheen, hanged himself before he could be arrested for being a drug dealer .A side trip to the United States Supreme Court, late night ex-part phone calls from the assistant US Attorney trying the case and, no I didn’t tell my lawyers because what good other than starting over again for the 3^rd time could come from it, and my but how time flies when you are enjoying your self and that’s how I wound up in Florida a step ahead of the Sheriff but not the Feds.

A word or two about Amy.

Attention must be paid to the fact that despite Easters in Antigua and Barbados, several Rolexes, one of which I got her because she thought it inconvenient to remove her Baume & Mercier while trying to make chrischicki or Spotted Dick, some dead animal coats, the houses in Bay Head, the E-Type Jaguar for Mother’s Day, the Danielli in Venice, the Concorde, the Stafford in London for 2 weeks one Christmas, back door $ envelopes for some of her family members, all the usual signs of conspicuous consumption, she was better in bad times then she was in the good.

Anyway they’re all dead and I’m in sight of the 18^th tee what with my 3^rd melanoma being ripped out on Monday and I owe it to Rabbi Dov Fischer, Esq who pointed out that one of the ongoing “wet your pants” moments in the upcoming public life of Congresschick Chiquita Ocasio-Cortes is that she shares a name with Hernan Cortes, the middle age paradigm of DWEMdom because he beat the Aztecs – I knew I would remember -  who were a pretty impressive empire. Did you ever wonder why a lot of Mexicans wear pencil-thin mustaches? I did, particularly when I lived there as a lay missionary 55 years ago. Some women, particularly those married to hombres con mustachios, had visible hair hanging from their arm pits, to show that they were Blanco which is the Spanish word for White. Then and there, I vowed never ever to accept a single word of criticism about my country from SJW hypocrites such as they, be they foreign or domestic.

Maybe that’s why Chiquita chose to identify as a Jew. Is she more of a Semite than Senator PrincessSummerFallWinterWarren is a Redskin? We are in to some pretty tall cotton here. “Show Boat” tells us that one drop of darky blood makes you non-White. Margaret Sanger, Hitler’s favorite American and the major non-Teutonic contributor to his 1934 Nuremberg Race Laws, said it took far more than one drop in 1,024 to make someone Juden. Are there any non-gender specific mikvahs in the South Bronx? Ole y Oy. Being named after an exemplar of White privilege is tough enough but now that she’s a Jewess I suppose she’ll be better able to accept having a rabbi named Shlomo Hitler.

Was it a New Yorker cartoon that showed a debutante telling her tennis opponent that “My friends don’t hit to my back hand?” Anyway, don’t ask Golda Cortez about either Roe or Wade. Up until late last week she thought that was how most Mexicans got here.

Comes word from Strasbourg, home of good geese and good beer, that your basic radical Islamic terrorist, a true WOG, as opposed to the more acceptable irenically idyllic mainstream moderate Muslim “Why are you asking me about Sharia law and jihad?” Ayrab shot up the town square killing a handful of infidels because what else could he give Allah for Christmas? I’ve been asking since October if anyone can explain what “Diversity is our strength” means. Still no answers. France is finished. Notre Dame Cathedral will soon be a mosque. Let the Sunnis and the Shias figure out who runs the place but one thing for sure, Quasimodo is out of a job, as is his brother, whose face sure rings a bell. Also, in addition to Strasbourg’s goose being cooked, the future of Martell cognac is shaky. These Sons of the Desert have long memories and longer knives.

Trump, il magnifico, to his myriad admirers, says that Obama, who once voted against same sex marriage and for a wall on the Southern border, gave $150,000,000,000 in cash – that’s one hundred and fifty billion to Iran for which we got either ugotz or bupkis [Ask Chiquita Cortez what bupkis means]

Google or Facebook, and I do get them confused, share one common trait. They reek of “non-malodorous fecal matter syndrome”. That means to the “deplorable” unwashed that their shit don’t stink. One of them said last month that they will not be working for the Defense Department because the dudes who work there kill people and break things and sometimes those people and things should be left alone because, you know what I’m saying, they are caring, sensitive people who want to save the planet from uberprivileged White people who just don’t give a shit. They did say that they don’t mind working for the Chinks who have at least 1,000,000 – that’s one million – Muslims, of all stripes, under some form of confinement. Go figure. The rules that govern adherents of modern American Liberalism were defined and delineated by Sir Arnold Lunn, an English Catholic – think Thomas Becket, Thomas aKempis, Thomas More, John Henry Newman, G. K. Chesterton, The Waughs, J.R. Tolkien and whoever crawled into those “priest holes” because Protestant England burned far more heretics than Catholic Spain di in the same time frame – almost 80 years ago when he euchered Goebbels over the Winter Olympics and coined the term “eclectic indignation”.

  Bush 41 was lionized in death by people who despised him in life. What would the journalistic reptiles have done if he said there were 57 or 58 states, like Obama did? What would they have done of he had said that the guys who fly his helicopter, play music when he has formal dinners, open and hold the door when he enters or leaves, were members of the “Marine Corpse} as Obama did. They would have pilloried him with billingsgate before condemning him to an open elitist grave. They praised him for breaking a campaign promise and raising taxes. Let the record show that the same Queen Cobras will piss on Trump’s leg and in his soup, if possible, for keeping a campaign promise about building a wall on the Southern border. Would it make me a cad if I were to point out that Senator Clinton, Senator Obama, and Senator Schumer voted for the wall? Probably.

Kevin Hart gets his Black ass sent to Coventry as a way station for his one-way trip to Kafiristan for saying something a few years ago that may have upset Barney Frank and the ghosts of Rock Hudson and Oscar Wilde. Mika Brzezinski and Steven Colbert say downright nasty and vile things that even uberhheteros know is one toke over the line and get away with it. All de gustibus matters come down to quis custodes custodiet. How’s a guy to know? And yes, I am available to host the Oscars.

 Is it true that Clifton Webb was buried upside down so his friends would recognize him?

Kevin Smith

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