July 17, 2019 Rosemary O’Hara – Editorial Page Editor The Sun Sentinel RE: Trump, the villainous scoundrel whose perfidy knows no boundaries and this time it’s the environment. Some comments on this morning’s polemical philippic on our crumbling environment and why Herr Trump is the dybukk*

July 17, 2019

Rosemary O’Hara – Editorial Page Editor

The Sun Sentinel

RE: Trump, the villainous scoundrel whose perfidy knows no boundaries and this time it’s the environment. Some comments on this morning’s polemical philippic on our crumbling environment and why Herr Trump is the dybukk*

Ms O,

There are so many turds in this morning’s editorial punch bowl that I would need both a flotation device and a faithful scheiss hound should I go in head first.

The backdrop:

#1 – Speaking of “settled science”, The Ptolemy Fan Club will have its monthly meeting in the uber aggressively air-conditioned lobby of the Sun Sentinel. The Fred Hoyle/Steady State Chowder and Marching Society will have its annual meeting in the last remaining phone booth in Broward County as soon as it is found. A cash bar will be available at both functions

#2 – Congresswoman AOC, and she’s so dumb she makes my toe nails curl and my cat howl, gives us 11 years and then…. poof, gone, as if we were never here. Prince Charles, aka Alfred E. Newman, gives us 18 months to develop cows that swallow their own farts or we will put our teeth in backwards and chew ourselves to death. The great Dr. Johnson said, “Such stupidity is not to be found in nature.” It’s obvious he never met these two. In the soothing words of Frank Paladino, Manhattan’s premier ditch digger, “Fucking morons”. I can’t speak to her DNA but his is the result of centuries of continuous inbreeding. It is said that Chucky can see through a keyhole with both eyes. He is dumber than a box of hammers.

#3 – You say that greenhouse gas emissions are down “because so much electricity comes from natural gas, which runs cleaner than coal”. Somebody with a blue pencil – Are they still around? – should have pointed out that the reason for that is fracking. [Please note that I fracked my first well 150 miles South of where and when the Dolphins won their last Super Bowl.] You may recall, however reluctantly, that the Obama Energy crew, manned entirely by strident Luddites, opposed fracking the way Dracula opposes dawn. Toss in the Keystone Pipeline also and for the same reason.

#4 – How can you mention coal without mentioning Tom Steyer, King of the hypocritical modern American Liberal bastards? 

When I mined and sold coal in this country there was no market, none, for coal with more than 1% sulfur in the United States

Steyer, a scurrilous poltroon if ever one existed, decided that there was a market among the “lesser breeds”, the Chinese and the Indians. 4% sulfur was no problem for them as long as the price was right. Spoken like a true Robber Baron who has since come to know the Baby Jesus.

And he has los cojones grandes to tell me I should live without plastic? Thank God the retirement community at the “undiscovered country” is almost ready.

#5 – Speaking of “settled science”, I have my copy “The Population Bomb”, an astonishingly astoundingly asinine book, written by, and it goes without saying, a really, and I mean really, really bright guy named Paul Ehrlich, Ph.D. He told us, and many times on the Johnny Carson Show, that the race was on. At the finish line, in the year 2000, was death, either by freezing or starving or both. Further, there was nothing we could do to stop it. And that the real villain in the piece was the Roman Catholic Church. I told you he was really smart, didn’t I?

The proof of the pudding is in the eating is almost scientific. Here it is 2019. It’s so hot the iguanas are bitching and I am still calorically challenged. Why, a confused public ask, isn’t this Homeric horse’s ass tied backwards on a mule and made to wear a dunce cap while jeering villagers pelt him with bags of flaming cat shit? And why not a second mule, this one for Paul Krugman, PhD, and a one-time shill for Enron who, the day after the country rejected Wide-Bottomed Hillary, told us the stock market was going into a shit house reserved for hell-hole countries? Remember?

#6 – We are coming up to the 21^st anniversary of Donna Shalala telling us that “we would all die from AIDS in 10 years”. That was the same day that President Handsome Billy from Hot Springs, King of the One-Eyed Trouser Snakes, told us, on live TV, from the White House Rose Garden that it was hot in DC in August because of Global Warming which we all know is caused by hot days in August. He actually, rooting tooting, said that.

Thus, he consigned the Trivium, the crowing glory of Western Civilization for 25 centuries, to the dust bin occupied by addled modern American Liberals.

I will write it out in a verse before the dreaded Word Police ban it.

POST HOC ERGO PROPTER HOC

Of course, if it weren’t for tautologies mALs wouldn’t have to use their brains at all.

#7 – I have a good supply of plastic straws should you ever need any.

#8 – You have turned off you’re A/C, haven’t you?

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS - * - dybbuk – A good old Jewish word, meant to confuse the goyim. I mention Jewish because, as we all know, and boy oh boy is the science settled on the following: Democrats are uncomfortable with “Jews”. Modern American Liberals, particularly those Social Justice Warriors who wear masks and beat the shit out of gay Vietnamese journalists, truly despise Israel and, this time, would kill them all, should be made to face this inconvenient truth every time they tell me what is wrong with the deplorable country we live in.

Is it true that in addition to polluting the skies of China and India Steyer made a lot of money privatizing prisons? How eclectically indignant of the butt-sucking media elite not to comment on this.