March 12, 2019 It’s only March but the contest for TV ad of the year is over.

March 12, 2019

It’s only March but the contest for TV ad of the year is over. Move over, Geico! Expedia, the internet travel agency features a 4-year-old, blonde haired, blue eyed heart breaker, doubtless a child of White privilege, costumed as a tiger, traveling to see – guess what? – a tiger. She has a smile that not only says I didn’t do it but I couldn’t have done it. Plus, she reminds me of my Caroline and Julia, my two youngest granddaughters. Sweet Caroline, the middle child, will be here tonight while Baby Julia, the youngest is Lubbock, Texas bound to defend her state gymnastics championship for the third time. Julia is, Deo Gratias, an example of White Privilege. Her family is able to support her transcontinental avocation. The Fair Caitlin is pursuing her Muse at the Savannah College of Art and Design.

Back from voting in Fort Lauderdale, keeping my streak going at 55 years. Of course, I voted against the bond issues, one of which promised to rid the police station of black mold and the other which promised to lower the tides, permanently. I am not in favor of either black mold or perpetual Noah episodes but because both proposals were in continuous violation of both the Federal Truth in Lending Law and the Securities Act of 1934 I voted no. Also, I voted against the municipal housekeeping revision that addressed gender neutrality. It’s the one that sought to level the playing field by avoiding the dreaded chilling effect when you venture on to the slippery slope as you try to shun the paradox of being bound and determined not to be cliché-ridden or not. If the genders are neutral why do the ladies tee off closer to the pin and who do they get to go into the lifeboat first? Years ago, when I was playing catch with my daughter, I said, “You throw like a girl” She replied, in a most profound manner, “I am a girl.” It’s the least I could do. Since it goes without saying, which is why I say it, it is now 3 generations of strong, accomplished women who have given me sustenance.

As many as 80 babies have died in hospitals in Venezuela since the beginning of the month. The killer was neither dysentery nor was it pertussis or ague. It was a lack of electricity that killed these innocents. Margaret Sanger, Hitler’s favorite American, had no hand in it. Venezuela has more oil than Carter ever had little liver pills. It is not rocket science to get it to a power plant, cook it to make steam to turn the turbines to make electricity, and don’t kill the babies.

It proved to be a row to far too hoe, particularly if you have had 20 years of omadhauns telling you that not only is lunch free but as soon as we get to Utopia, the one just over the horizon where the unicorn ranches, the balloon juice cooperatives, and the organically sustainable rainbow stew mangrove are, you will be paid to eat it.  

Sitting quietly on the hillside, keeping score as they always do, are the laconic Gods of the Copybook Headings, convinced now more than ever, that not only was Darwin wrong, he was profoundly and irredeemably wrong. 

The NYSE - that’s the New York Stock Exchange for you Venezuela-loving jackasses - slapped the snot out of BA - that’s Boeing Aircraft, a DJIA stock and you’ll have to find out what DJIA means on your own – yesterday. The beauty of a market, any market, is that it is a jumble of lunacies that becomes the sanest, most rational thing in the world when it makes its continuously updated judgment on what something is worth. That price, what someone else is willing to pay at that specific time, is infallible. It’s not what something’s intrinsic, whatever that means, value is. It’s what the buyer with ready cash says it is worth,

Boeing is bid down because foreign airlines, whose maintenance standards do not require the gold standard attached to any airplane landing in this country, a FAA 8130 certificate of airworthiness, punched 2 737s into terra firma. Markets have a Caesar dixit finality to them. As long as it opens tomorrow course corrections, even 180s, are possible. That’s why modern American Liberals hate them

It is the only cauldron that modern American Liberals have not bought totally to heel. It is the same mechanism that allows Jeff Bezos, richer beyond the dreams of Croesus with unfettered avarice, to piss in Trump’s soup and on his leg. 

It is the great counterbalance to the excesses of our culture. We screw with it at our own peril.

Ted Deutsch, Lois Frankel, and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz are Democratic members of Congress from South Florida. Before they reached that exalted status, they were Jews. They still are Jews with no Damascene or Shylock moment for them. I don’t know how they square the circle of virulent, and how many other kinds are there, anti-Semitism, particularly when it is practiced by other Democratic members of Congress. The snot-nosed little viperous shit member from Minnesota says that Jews are descended from pigs and apes. She wants to drive Israelis into the sea while being careful not to kill the oranges or raze the laboratories. Oh yes, and she wants to kill all the Jews. Nancy Pelosi says that she is young and doesn’t know the power of language. And how old was Mozart and Keats when their words, still alive, still vibrant, moved men to move mountains? How old was Jesus when he began to walk the earth? Weren’t 2 out 3 people in the car that led to “Mississippi Burning” Jewish? Nancy Pelosi should be flogged while she still has some of her wits about her.

2 questions:

#1 – How big is that tent?

#2 – Is Trump behind this?

Oy

or speechless

“I wish rainwater was beer,” said Matthew, Thomas More’s man servant. If you think he didn’t survive pre-Elizabethan England, you’re wrong. Every Democratic candidate, no exceptions but maybe Schultz the coffee guy, is running on a free stuff campaign. When the plane lands – after the election - there will be free stuff for everybody, all the time, forever. When Fred Kite, noted British Labour leader, said of Socialism, “All 

them corn fields and ballet at night”, he set a standard, raised a banner, around which all Democratic candidates have rallied. [Speaking of Democratic candidates, will someone tell me of there is any difference between Kamala Harris and Stormy Daniels? Both profited handsomely from the promiscuous use of their “bearded clam”. The strategic use of their aptly named “vertical smile” advanced their careers and put a few hard-earned bucks in their loot bags. And the beauty, the genius, known to every courtesan and hooker in History, is that after they sell it, they get to keep it and sell it again. And again. Kamala/Stormy had a lot practice “polishing knobs”, if you know what I mean. I’ll bet the Chinks are rooting for her.]

  Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio Cortez – I like to call Chiquita, as in Chiquita Banana – is very close to being Homerically, Guinness Book dumb. That she was able to earn a degree from Boston University, heretofore an institution of some accomplishment if not distinction suggests that there were other forces afoot. And, to make it “curiouser”, her degree is in Economics. Maybe she used the Kamala Harris/Stormy Daniels path to success for extra credit. She is well on her way to becoming, to cite noted political sage Samantha Bee, a “feckless cunt”. It is a job for which she is well suited. It is the only job, other than the one she has, for which she is in any way suited. And, like money from home, she has got her main squeeze latched on to a voluminously lactating public teat. You go, Girl! “Like, you know what I’m sayin’, like whatever.” Thank God John Silber did not get to see this

Back when the New Yorker contained well written pieces about quotidian things, things like John McPhee writing about Interstate 80 or the Swiss Air Force or getting a ship, back before they went to work for the wing-nut, moon-bat Democrats who still mourn Julie and Ethel, they also had funny cartoons.

“This be the coon of Kuhn, Loeb” is one you won’t find in their anthology. The “witch doctor, rich doctor” has also fallen from favor and they probably won’t be praising Orwell too much either.

I see where the FBI has arrested a lot of Hollywood swells who tried to get their excessively White privileged kids into top level schools by using drugs, sex, and rock and roll. It that didn’t work there was always money. That brings us to a great New Yorker cartoon of the late ‘70s or early ‘80s. Picture 2 women in their 40s, sipping some white wine in an upper East Side bistro. One says to the other sans emotion, “Of course I would sleep with him if it got my son into Yale.”

Will there be frog march perp walk into central booking? Probably not. This becomes an empirical definition of some things constant to modern American Liberalism.

A – “eclectic indignation”

B – “Do not pee on my back and tell me it’s rain.”

C – “non-malodorous fecal matter syndrome” 

These freaking hypocrites should be struck regularly, like gongs.

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – Little Debbie, she of the Medusa hair and the Brown shirt thuggery and hob nail boot mentality – she did send the cops to my house because of something I wrote -  said today, in public, that Donald Trump was an anti-Semite. I knew his Jewish accountant, the one-legged Elaine Jacobson, in the ‘70s so he was able to overcome that then. Does Ilhan Omar go to the mikvah with you? Make sure she gets onto the pool first. It might defuse the bombs Did Trump move the US Embassy to Jerusalem because of his anti-Semitism? Should Samantha Bee put you on her “feckless” list? Tie breaker: was it Al Sharpton, and exactly where did he earn his Reverend degree, or Jesse Jackson who said Jews were “hook-nosed diamond merchants”? You’ve been hanging out with Nancy Pelosi and AOC too long. It’s rubbing off. You’re starting to get stupid

 

March 9, 2019 I saw Chris Matthews,

March 9, 2019

I saw Chris Matthews, he of the designer rubber pants because Trump’s merry pranks have caused him to suffer, enjoy – and they are the same to those afflicted by tertiary Trump derangement syndrome – never ending micturition leading to enuresis unseen by most urologists, last night on national TV. That he pissed in his pants was a given. He also spit out an imperial pint of sputum – non-TB-laden, I hope, hope – after he announced that Paul Manafort would not be bastinadoed, strapadoed and then given a one-way ticket to Papillon’s digs on Devil’s Island.

His projectile froth resembled a cow, a very big cow, pissing on a flat rock.

Mind you, this was because Manafort was not sentenced for a crime he was never accused of, for which he was never tried so he could not be found guilty. A “big fucking   deal”, to cite Curly Biden, for mad dog, blood thirsty, vengeance is mine, modern American Liberals who wallow in “Verdict first, then the trial”.

It is a well-known fact that Trump sent the homophobic Nigerians to Chicago to beat up the finocchio TV star because it is MAGA country. It is also a well-known fact that the rich catholic White kids from Covington, Kentucky tormented a true Redskin who was a medal laden, disabled veteran who served his country proudly despite generations of outrageous insults about his scalping techniques. The UVA fraternity rape episode, the Duke lacrosse incident, the Tawana Brawley desecration, all are well-known facts.

Now for something completely different.

Get to the last Blockbuster. 

Hack into Netflix.

“The Death of Stalin”

is a must see.

You’ve been advised.

Govern yourself accordingly

In a world where “Arbeit Mach Frei” and “Todt Juden” signs will soon appear on MSNBC, in a world where “yid”, “kike”, and “sheeny” will soon be in New York Times crossword puzzles – remember, they called A. Lincoln a “baboon” and were perfectly willing to allow slavery to continue in 1864, in a world where the NBA will soon replace the Star-Spangled Banner with a muzzein recording of the call to prayer, the world is turned upside down and Yeats was surely right.

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

March 9, 2019 Meir Kahane, America’s first public victim of radical Islamic terrorism

March 9, 2019

Meir Kahane, America’s first public victim of radical Islamic terrorism – and is there any other kind? Meir Kahane, not, decidedly not, one of Tom Wolfe’s fictional American Jews, Meir Kahane, is my posthumous candidate for mensch and righteous mensch at that, of the century past. Meir Kahane, the Jew who shamed Irish Catholics, Polish Catholics, Eye-Tie Catholics, mixed breed Catholics, rescue dog Catholics, retired Catholics, all Catholics, is doing a post-mortem hora in his grave.

A bit of History is in order.

I used to go a deli on 47^th street on the West side of 6^th Avenue so as to distinguish it from the 47^th street that Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton said was filled with “hook-nosed diamond merchants”. Thanks, guys.

 Any Manhattan émigré will tell you that there are no bad delis in NYC. Bad ones, like bad pizza places, are firebombed by disgruntled patrons. It is part of the urban legend of NYC that while the NYCFD will respond to a burning bad deli, the A-Team of First Responders is kept in reserve with the trainees and probies being the first ones on the truck and off the truck. Good delis are always trying to distinguish themselves from their neighbors. I remember signs reading “No celery in our egg salad”. There was a kosher deli on Greenwich Street, just South of the WTC, and another casualty of 9/11, where the manger would try to teach me the rules governing kassruth.

The West 47^th Street deli had a sign that read “We are the tough Jews”. 

The Cathedral of Saint John the Divine is a magnificent polyglot church in Morningside Heights of the upper West side of Manhattan. Every 20 years or so they raise money to try to finish it. [In 1950 my parents took me to Washington, DC. One of the stops was at the Shrine of the Immaculate Conception. It is a magnificent church – Scalia’s funeral Mass was said there – that my mother got money in her mite box for before World War 1. Thus, do Christian communities renew, extend, and connect themselves to their collective heritage.

One Sunday morning, several dozen Black men occupied the church during morning services. They were upset and outraged about slavery, Woodrow Wilson and his love for the Ku Klux Klan, low test scores, sickle cell anemia, bad housing, and chaos on Father’s Day. Most of all, they were upset because they wanted money which was not forthcoming from the White congregation. The celebrant had a special collection that morning and sent them on their way. 

When they left, they said that they were going to Saint Patrick’s Cathedral next Sunday. 

Next Sunday, the steps of Saint Patrick’s Cathedral were filled with members of the JDL – the Jewish Defense League. They were led by Meir Kahane. His reasoning was as simple as his Logic was impeccable. First, an Episcopalian Cathedral. Then, a Roman Catholic Cathedral. You didn’t have to have a yiddishe kup to know that next shabbos the brothers were going to go to the biggest, richest schul they could find. After all, Jews have the Benjamins, don’t they?

They carried bats and tire irons. 

The Roman Catholic sanctuary, with the Body of Christ in divine repository, where the miracle of Transubstantiation happens every day, was not violated.  

A te deum, a proper response, was raised by the faithful.

The next response should have been one of Roman Catholic shame and outrage. 

Where in the name of God and Michael Collins were the Irish-Catholics? Where in the name of God and Jan Sobieski were the Polish Catholics? Where in the name of God and the saviours of Lepanto were the Eye-Tie Catholics? Why did we need Jews to step up and “take one for the team”? 

We have become, as C.S. Lewis says, “Men without chests”. There is “a beast at the gates and there is no smile on that face”. We ignore it oat our own peril.

Comes now Congresswoman Ilhan Omar [D-MN] who begins her AM staff meetings with the Islamic chant of “Kill Israel”, “Death to the Jews”, and “What Holocaust?” She wants Medicaid to pay Planned Parenthood to perform FGM. That’s short hand for “female genital mutilation”. [As an aside, is her bearded clam intact? Does she still have her vertical yoo-ha? If skank ho wanabee Kathy Griffin can walk around with a Trump severed head and Samantha Bee can call Ivanka Trump a “feckless cunt”, I can ask if the Congresswoman has all her female plumbing, including the elusive G-spot. What is the word in Arabic, is there a word in Arabic, for female orgasm? Does the extended answer contain “fatwa and jihad”?]

Modern American Liberals, all of whom are card carrying, fire breathing Democrats, have a new litmus test for postulants. Not only must they detest Israel but they must despise Jews. Nancy Pelosi [D-CA] and if she has one more face lift will pee through her chin could not get her House majority to condemn anti-Semitism. It has to include hatreds not yet heard from, plus an oblique reference to Trump, the champion hater of all time. 

Speaker Pelosi said of  the soon to be mad bomber from MInnesota that “she has a different experience with words”. Was it Alice or the Red Queen who said “those words mean exactly what I want them to mean?”

How about “Mohammed was a goat humping pedophile”?

Try “Allah ain’t so fucking akbar” on for size. 

Does a bacon fat enema sound nice?

“Mecca delenda est” anyone?

Does she “get” them?

Shame on her, shame on them, those spineless, ballless bastards. Next year in Jerusalem? Maybe. Thank God modern American liberal Jews don’t run Israel. 

Send a SASE if you want to know how the Jews sunk the Titanic.

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET.

March 5, 2019 Bernie Sanders, the Brooklyn-born mad cap Bullshitting Bloviating Bolshie Bomb Thrower

March 5, 2019

Bernie Sanders, the Brooklyn-born mad cap Bullshitting Bloviating Bolshie Bomb Thrower running for President, gave a speech in Chicago yesterday. He said he led demonstrations there in 1963 to protest the racist and inhumane treatment of Negroes – they were not yet black – there.

It was so bad in Chicago that the only times that Black could be celebrated was at home games for da Bears and the inaptly named White Sox.

Who was the Mayor then? Give up? It wasn’t Lester Maddox.

Who was the Governor of Illinois? George Wallace? Nope

Any Senators named Bilbo? Ervin? Gore? Nope x three

Was Wilson still President?

Send a SASE and the answers will be posted.

Bernie from Brooklyn called for “change from the bottom up”.

I remember another dude from Chicago reminding us to “never bring a knife to a gun fight” and to “get in their faces”. I remember him telling us that he was going to shut Gitmo by Ash Wednesday, 2009, that he was going to “fundamentally transform the country”, that “if we liked our doctor we could keep our doctor”, that he would “cool the earth and calm the seas”, and that by crikey, when he drew a red line it was going to be a red line for the ages, that he wanted to change the national anthem from the Star Spangled Banner to Brenda Lee’s stirring rendition of “I’M Sorry, So Sorry”, that “ISIS was the JV”. Remember when he got his wife a $4,000 a week – repeat - $4,000 a week raise? That finally made her proud, I think.

Is it true that Bernie will announce his support of Congresswoman Chiquita Cortez’s New Green Deal at the former world HQ of Solyndra? Rumors are flying that he wants Ned Lud to be his Secretary of Commerce and Trofim Lysenko to be his science adviser. Maybe the friggin’ moron will bring back Ptolemaian astronomy. Maybe he’ll solve the coming deficit and debt crisis through a savvy combo of 50/50s, alchemy, and cake sales. A 105% tax rate can’t hurt, right?

Bulletin!

Stop the Presses!

Wide Bottomed Hillary ain’t running in 2020

Damnit

Maybe she could have screwed Bernie again. Debbie would have put her boot in again.

Does anyone remember George Allen? He was a Governor of Virginia who never practiced infanticide. He has nephews named Roman and Deacon who were successful employees of his father. He was a Republican Senator who like some 2 dozen contemporary Senators thinks he should be President. The Washington Post discovered that he used the word “macaca”, a mildly derisive way of describing a Red Dot Indian. They ran him out of public life.

I mention that because “Death to Israel” and “Kill the Jews” are now part and parcel of the mantra opening encounter sessions of the Green New Deal. They are filled with moronic chicks who are Democratic members of Congress. And yet there is no penalty for so saying. 

Remember when Jews were all thought to be “smart”? CPAs? Si, Physicians? Si. Defenders of their culture, their ethos, their faith when the SS hundts are all modern American Liberals? No.

It was a good thing for White Star governance that the Master of the RMS Titanic went down with his ship. That way his employers didn’t have to flog him through the fleet and then keelhaul him. Robert Runcie, COO of the Broward School System, was at the helm when the good ship Margery Stoneman Douglas hit the iceberg and went down with the loss of 17 lives. Laying aside who struck John and what role the Obama policies of endless last chances had in the murder – and should the Broward Prosecutor be measuring Cruz for a one-way trip to Old Sparky? You betcha! – Runcie was in charge. Fish stink from the head. That’s why Broward has a new Sheriff. Whether it was fair or not is for a different forum.

At yesterday’s not quite show trial – Runcie equals Bukharin, not! – there were some 4 dozen Black witnesses for Runcie’s defense. No brother or sister spoke against him. Even his wife spoke in favor of him. By the end of yesterday’s fussy precony I wanted to have his child, Sorry about those pain in the ass innocent bystanders getting shot.. 

The point is simple.

Smart Jews have been replaced by smart Blacks. What we have, we keep! Nolo me tangere cum impecunis! [That’s Latin] Get used to it. Next year in Watts or Sistrunk Boulevard.

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

February 17, 2019 Kevin G. Hall The Miami Herald KHALL@MCCLATCHYDC.COM RE: Violence/Page 1/Above the fold/Miami Herald

February 17, 2019

Kevin G. Hall

The Miami Herald

KHALL@MCCLATCHYDC.COM

RE: Violence/Page 1/Above the fold/Miami Herald

Mr. Hall,

I read your last paragraph first which caused a double blink. And. for the record, I enclose it in its entirety:

“I think somebody should have required those members

of Congress to go in a room – in a loc ked room, no press, 

nobody else – and look at the autopsy photographs of those

babies,” she said. “And then vote your conscience.”

The first blink was how in the name of Dorothy Day and Abraham and Isaac did the Miami Herald come to promote “Gosnell” and to publicize what the detritus of a 4^th trimester – 4^th trimester? You betcha! – intact dilation and curettage – sounds better than late term abortion, right? – looks like.

Since modern American Liberal knickers are being knotted over 35-year-old blackface yearbook photos – Imagine their brains being violently ejected through their eyes, ears, and nostrils if any of the pols had been wearing MAGA hats! – I hesitate, don’t worry but I will be able to overcome it, to mention that between 35% and 40% of the abortions performed on women since Roe V Wade have been done on Black women, How many Frederick Douglases, Step-n-Fetchits, Ben Carsons. and Colin Kaepernicks have gone down the drain in the Black abattoir? 

The second blink came when I realized that you were quoting Kamala Harris, noted Draconian prosecutor of minor pot offenses, who became a community activist whose specialty was doing the “Horizontal Tango” with older powerful men – Willie Brown, your office is calling – who rewarded her with several six figure contracts for legal services, and yes, you can ask if there is any difference between her and Stormy Daniels, and yes, the answer is no. Of course, Ms. Harris now swears allegiance and obeisance to Margaret Sanger, Hitler’s favorite American after a “close run thing” with Ambassador Joe Kennedy, and her theory of culling the herd of “undesirable deplorables”.

Shoot! I’m blinking again.

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

February 3, 2019 Sarah Blaskey – The Miami Herald sblaskey@miaimherald.com

February 3, 2019

Sarah Blaskey – 

The Miami Herald

sblaskey@miaimherald.com

RE: Congratulations on your Page 1 story – and above the fold to boot! – on the rise of the “alt-right” and how the “chilling effects” of too much time on the “slippery slope” of latent Islamophobia will surely lead us down the path of having MAGA hats welded on to our heads. As ably reported by you, chronicling the return of unbridled billingsgate in once irenic Hallandale, in today’s Miami Herald.

Ms. Blaskey,

I cite, in its entirety, your comment on Laura Loomer, the Svengali to Right – Wing puppet, Hallandale Councilwoman Anabelle Lima-Taub

“Proud of the label ‘Islamaphobe,’ Loomer clarified that she sees

her fear of Islam as rational. She calls Islam ‘the biggest threat to

Western Society.’ [In reality, most terrorist attacks are carried

 out by nationalist extremists.”

Pop Quiz

Did any of the murdering thugs who flew planes into

buildings on 9/11 shout “Luther Akbar”, suggesting that

 they were Norwegian terrorists?

You, in the same article, said that the Southern Poverty Law Center, a group known for dispensing more heat than light and a group that atoned for its most recent libel by paying its victim’s legal costs and several millions of dollars in compensatory damages, wrote “Muslims are depicted as irrational, intolerant, and their faith is frequently depicted as sanctioning pedophilia, coupled with intolerance for homosexuals and women.”

Would you think me an Islamaphobe if I were to point out that while Soldiers and Marines became used to IEDs in Afghanistan they had a much harder time understanding “Dancing Boys”? In addition to racing camels, they serve as sexual vehicles for tribal elders. Didn’t Iran hang a man convicted of being a homosexual last week? Is the practice of cliteroidectomies on 8 to 10-year-old girls practiced by Baptists or Buddhists?

What do the years 732, 1571, and 1683 have in common? If you said rape and pillage and the end to Western Civilization, as it was then known, by radical Islamic terrorists, you know your History. 

What in the name of the Great God Jehovah were the idyllic Muslims doing half way across Europe before they were stopped at Tours in 732?

In 1571, the Muslim Merry Pranksters were stopped at Lepanto. They had promised to stable their horses in the Sistine Chapel. Was that a misunderstanding?

If it were not for Jan Sobieski, King of Poland, the 17^th century version of radical Islamic terrorist would have conquered Vienna. Forgetting everything else but remembering that the Taliban, radical Islamic terrorists on steroids and writ large, outlawed whistling in Afghanistan when they had the whip hand. Let’s try to think about life with neither Bach nor Mozart.

Speaking of things cultural….14 centuries after the Prophet announced his good news where is the Muslim Dante? How about a DaVinci? Michelangelo? Shakespeare?

Handel? Madison? Dickens? Tolstoy? Kipling? Pound? Eliot? Kemmons Wilson? Walter Boeing? Bryant/Lombardi? Gates/Jobs?

You will not have to be in the shower to count Nobel Prize winners with identifiable Muslim names. About 1000 years ago, they turned inward. They ate their own seed corn. I don’t want to say there was incest but a lot of them can look through a key hole with both eyes.  

Do you know if the Hallandale Library has ever had an exhibit of Robert Mapplethorpe photos? How about a tableau featuring “Piss Christ”? A presentation of “Corpus Cristi”? Does it stock Dick Gregory’s excellent bio. If you want the title SASE.

I won’t ask about the Mohammed cartoons. That would be prima facie Islamophobia, right? 

Nat Hentoff, my pal, wrote a book titled “Free Speech For Me But Not For Thee”. See if you can get a copy. Of course, you know that “a little learning is a dangerous thing” so beware of “shallow drafts”.

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

February 2, 2019 Even though he cost me one of my better memes...

February 2, 2019

Even though he cost me one of my better memes, one that I have been using since Bush was President – “Josef Mengele, MD would win any Democratic primary he ran in in Broward County, Ground Zero for modern American Liberalism, because of his progressive views on abortion” and its follow up about 4^th & 5^th trimester infanticide – I don’t want Ralphie Northam, MD, the Democratic Governor of Virginia, to quit.

He can make the common weal better by being a positive negative example.

He had no problem calling his gubernatorial opponent a racist.

 He had no problem throwing flaming bags of cat shit at Brett Kavanaugh for something he mavbe, allegedly, perhaps, Quien sabe, did or didn’t do almost 4 decades ago.

Unlike Hugo Black or Robert Byrd – fellow Democrats and proud alumni of the Ku Klux Klan, Senators who basked and reveled in their sheeted past – Governor Little Ralph also managed to put his dick in the wringer because of a photo in his medical school yearbook – Did I just say medical school yearbook? Yes, I did. And truth really is stranger than fiction because he was training to become, and I am not making this up, a so help me God, pediatrician – showing him as Mr. Bojangles, a Black faced buffoon who doubled as Step-n-Fetchit in the Wednesday matinee or a proudly hooded Klansman like the ones who supported John Nance Garner, Albin Barkley, and John Sparkman. And, needless to say which is why it must be said, but if century old Confederate statues must be razed a la the Taliban blowing up Buddhas, why is racist Russell’s name still on the Senate building and why are nuclear powered and nuclear armed Naval vessels named after racist Vinson and bigot Stennis?

Could Little Ralphie, this goony nit-wit, make his week worse? Yes, yes said an incredulous public. How so, they wanted to know. By “revising and extending his remarks”, a favorite trick of Congress. It’s when you discover that while 2 + 2 really is 4, your focus group wants it to be either 5 or 6 and sometimes 7. So, while you spoke the truth about killing 2-year-old children, as being a codicil to the only Sacrament extant in the Church of Secular Humanism, Abortion, you said only if they lived in single parent houses and had scoliosis.

He said, and in public, that abortion was OK up until the time the baby had been held by 2 different sets of grandparents and his father tried to change his diaper for the second time and before he applied to pre-school or he stops believing in both the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny, whichever comes last.

Predictably, the POO-mALs, none of whom give’s a rat’s ass about killing viable human beings, except in the electric chair or when they are trying to invade our beloved country, focused on the racial aspect which is why all copies of Shakespeare’s Othello will be shot past Pluto the next time the next time a Pioneer rocket is saddled up. Infanticide, and its champion, J. Swift, are enjoying a comeback, thanks to Ralphie Boy. 

Tom Steyer and George Soros will pay $1,000,000 each – and try to get it before Congresswoman Chiquita Cortez’s 105% tax bracket kicks in – for a picture of Ralphie wearing his MAGA hat. And, yes, it is out there.

Curly Biden [named in honor of the smartest Stooge] and Alpha Gump, [the paradigmatic template of White Privilege and the only man I know to flunk out of 2 graduate schools in one semester], both ex-Veeps which meant that they had their lawn mowed by guys carrying Uzis are the only people to benefit from this mAL FUBAR. [For the unread, mAL FUBAR means “modern American Liberal Fucked Up Beyond Recognition] The reason is simple. As long as this Guinness Book loutish jester is stumbling around like a drunken lout in the public arena the gimlet eye of public opinion will not be on them. They can continue honing their “sex poodle” skills and trying to figure out how to get ivory with which to replace their aging uppers.

You are right if you noticed that I did not end the last sentence with a preposition, that being a “situation up with which I will not put.”

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET 

PS – Please, please will someone get a 12-gauge Remington and a 70-pound otter hound and put an end to that rat in Pennsylvania? Also, some good news from the medical front. I was recently diagnosed with spinal stenosis for which a minor te deum must be raised. That means I do not have one of those wasting neurological diseases, the ones identified by initials, for which I have been recently tested.

PPS – Howard Schultz, Gazillionaire founder of Starbuck’s, who came back from an 8 year sabbatical to shoot every 7^th overpaid executive to return his company to its former glory of $6 coffee cum language lessons, a child of the Brooklyn projects, and if a Broadway musical can be staged about an Argentinean hooker than one can be staged about how he got from Canarsie to Northern Michigan University to Milan to Seattle to maybe the White House using his own money, has suddenly become a pariah to the pajama people who name their kids Kumbaya and believe no tax is ever high enough. I will try to buy some coffee without phumfering and embarrassing my granddaughters. And if Michael Moore will think ill of me, well, I’ll just have to live with that cross. 

anuary 30, 2019 While I was momentarily enraptured by a picture of David “Little Boss” Hogg,

January 30, 2019

While I was momentarily enraptured by a picture of David “Little Boss” Hogg, the chinless little shit who was not shot at Margery Stoneman Douglas High School – 2 things: - #1 – Yes, I have been in a gunfight. June 3, 1993. Essex County Courthouse. One dead Newark Detective, one grievously wounded Sheriff’s Deputy whose life I saved and who, 2&1/2 years later, danced at my daughter’s wedding, and #2 – Not enough attention has been paid to Marjory Stoneman Douglas, noted Public Nuisance and doyenne/docent who successfully changed the name of the swamp between Fort Lauderdale and Naples to the Everglades. When she died, at the age of 108, I lobbied unsuccessfully to continue her legacy of giving to and helping to preserve the swamp creatures that she tended to in a most Assisi-like manner. I wanted her to be strapped to a motorized raft, perhaps festooned with a few cadaverous hindquarters of “Mad Cows” from England, to attract the man-threatened but still noble, Florida Panther [Panthers are cursory hunters and need moving targets] to give her a half-assed Viking funeral. Alas, it failed to gain a foothold. I am used to that since my plan to Cuisinart a dozen manatees a day to make sausage for the homeless has remained traction less – when I caught a glimpse of an article written be Alicia Colon. Its title was simple and direct.

Catholic Church Leaders Are a Bunch of Cowards.

The Catholic Bishop of Kentucky apologized yesterday for condemning the students of Covington Catholic for being intolerant turds and, in particular, intolerant White Catholic prep school, anti-Injun MAGA hat wearing – and you know what that means – turds. He said he was “pressured” into so doing. “Pressured”? By whom? Here is a man who can dispense 6 of the 7 Sacraments, a gift from God [Thou art Peter and upon this Rock I will build my Church, remember?]  shared by fewer than a thousand people and he felt “pressured”? I guess Henry the Second was right when he said “wearing purple does not make you a king”] 

The above is another example of why the epitaph of Vatican still rankles. Mater si, magistra no. But that’s not why I write.

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, of Archbishop Malloy High School and Fordham University, like his father Mario before him is a public Roman Catholic, picking and choosing which doctrinal tenant to embrace or reject. He tumescently signed into law a bill that would have permitted babies to be aborted up to the end of their Baptismal receptions. [To show we are truly catholic, substitute briss for baptism]

I asked Governor Cuomo pere, after he gave his famous commencement address at Notre Dame University, the Catholic school, the one where he said that while he was opposed to abortion personally, he would permit, indeed encourage it, because it was the law of the land.

The Supreme Court ruled that fugitive slaves, Dred Scott for instance, must be returned to their owners. That made it the Law of the Land, didn’t it? I asked both father and son if they would have put his felonious Black ass on the midnight train to Georgia if he had been captured in a pre-Sanctuary City in New York. [As an uncomfortable aside, and as an inconvenient truth but it is empirically self-evident that the philosophical and judicial forebear of Sanctuary Cities, Calhoun’s Theory of Nullification, is the same one that clashed with reality at Fort Sumter. Modern American Liberals always find this hard to believe but there it is, like an unsinkable turd in Grammy’s pretty punch bowl.]

Neither answered.

          Governor Junior still hasn’t answered form when I asked him in 1999 if HUD, he was the Secretary, ever got any of the 200 air conditioners he “lent” to the Section 8 tenants in Pompano Beach in the famous heat wave of 1998. That was where, so help me God, Handsome Billy Clinton, King of the One-Eyed Trouser Snakes, and in between hummers from the zoftig intern perjuring himself, said that it was hot in August in Washington, DC because of Global Warming which was caused, and isn’t it obvious so why would you ask, by hot days. Quod erat demonstratum, but if it weren’t for tautologies moronic modern American Liberals, screaming mimi assholes all, would never have to use their brains. Big Bill made this announcement at the same time that Donna Shalala told us in 1998 that we would all be dead from AIDS in 10 years. That was in 1998. 21 years ago. At least she’s back in DC where we can best keep an eye on her.

And, also inconveniently, it was Global Warming that ended the last Ice Age and it was the last mini Ice Age that gave us the wood in the Mediterranean that Stradivarius used to make Bach sound almost divine. Which is why, when my dermatologist demanded that I wear a hat, I have one that says PROUD GLOBAL WARMER.

In the article, Sra Colon says that New York Cardinal Timothy Dolan says “it would make no sense to excommunicate him”. 

As a Roman Catholic I say, yes, it would

I learned the difference between de facto and de jure when Joe DiMaggio married Marilyn Monroe. A famous person, by reason of his notoriety, is de facto excommunicated, if he commits a public sin and causes the Church to suffer public scandal. A court need not be convened. 

There will be no trial, public or private, of Cuomo fils, the public sinner. The Church has no stomach for it.

When a Roman Catholic goes to the front of the church to receive what is still nostalgically called by several hundreds of millions of people Holy Communion, the priest says “Body of Christ”. At the very least, this public display should be denied to Cuomo until he makes a public confession.

People may have the “right” to unfettered entry to this country. People who exercise the “right” may have an additional right to premium Cable but the “right” to membership in the Catholic Church still requires an invitation and acceptance. Part of this process, for one not born into the Faith, requires adult acceptance of certain rituals and rules. If you find these unacceptable, don’t join. If you are a member by birth and you find something unacceptable, have the good grace to leave before you piss in the Church’s soup and then expect ecclesiastical approbation, sort of like a lay man’s nihil obstat plus imprimatur. 

Nobody is making you stay.

Pass this on to Pelosi, la bruja.

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

January 27, 2019 Tom Moran The Star Ledger RE: Squaring the circle of free speech, maybe rape, and making disparate facts fit the agreed upon narrative of White privilege in matters sexual and political in today’s unlinkable Star Ledger.

January 27, 2019

Tom Moran

The Star Ledger

 RE: Squaring the circle of free speech, maybe rape, and making disparate facts fit the agreed upon narrative of White privilege in matters sexual and political in today’s unlinkable Star Ledger.

Mr. Moran, 

Now that you have identified the reason – secret money, doubtless from hated special interests with those interests being defined as being inimical to the Kumbaya “Imagine” agenda so beloved by modern American Liberal opinion shpkers – why government, any government, at any level, works as well as a stopped watch does when it’s right twice a day, I can get on to the real reason I am writing.

It is not 4 months since an attractive college professor went on national TV and told us that she had been to a party 35 or 36 years ago in a house that she wasn’t sure where but it wasn’t Section 8 housing and maybe she drank some beer but so was everybody else and somebody tried to get a leg over on her kind of but she was sure he was White and went to all male Catholic prep school and that he had a frat boy name and that he was now a Judge and wanted to be a Justice on the Supreme Court and the vipers on the modern American Liberal press – both electronic and print – said she’s telling the truth and he’s lying so let’s insult his wife and scare his 2 pre-teen daughters because he has not bent his knee to the one sacrament of the Church of Secular Humanism with that being no opposition to 4^th trimester abortion, got it?

Men were told to “sit down and shut up” because she who must be believed has spoken and due process is not for lechers and men are all lying dogs, right? [I wonder if Meryl Streep still thinks “Harvey Weinstein is God” and if Roman Polanski inspired Bill Cosby?]

I’ll bet you’ve guessed that I am talking about Judge Kavanaugh becoming Justice Kavanaugh and why all women must be believed all the time and every time they say “He did it”, right?

Here comes shoe #1 followed closely by shoe #2 to which is tied a flaming bag of cat shit. 

Pray tell but why hasn’t True Blue modern American Liberal New Jersey believed like they believed the half a bubble off plumb, slightly wing nut moon bat who spoke so well about Brett Kavanaugh? Why aren’t people talking about Governor Murphy, and how he may make the electorate miss another Goldman, Sachs alumnus, Jon Corzine, and how he gives a perfect imitation of Jimmy Durante when, having been caught trying to steal an elephant, asks the investigating constable, “Elephant? What elephant?”

Katie Brennan says she was raped. Not groped 4 decades ago, before there was an Internet for which I can never thank former Vice President Alpha Gump enough, but raped with all that entails in the dawn of the “Me Too” age.

I could mention “eclectic indignation” but that might reveal my all-male Catholic prep school background so I won’t. All I can say is, “Don’t piss on my back and tell me it’s rain.”  

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – Speaking of dark money, money given confidentially wrapped in the concupiscence that banal “special interests” are notorious for, Michael Gallagher, played by Paul Newman, tells a crusading U.S, Attorney that he gave the money confidentially because he wanted to keep his donation confidential. No crime there, right? If there is, wouldn’t Logic dictate that secret ballots get the chop?

I don’t know if you are old enough to remember when all the White Democrats who ran Mississippi sued every civil rights organization for their donor rolls. The purpose was to find out which groups of outsiders were funding these uppity Nigrahs. Juxtapositioned, and ain’t that a great verb, with the inconvenient truth that 4 Democratic Presidents and 14 Democratic Congresses had given short shrift to each and every Federal Anti-Lynching bill that was introduced, you can see why some donors gave confidentially because they wanted their contributions kept confidential.

Forget about “slippery slopes” and its evil twin, “chilling effects” but is your life or that of the common weal made better by knowing who gave to NARAL or MAGA?

Do you remember the little ditty that includes the lines “The wind and the rain may enter but the King may not unless invited? A man’s home is his castle.” Maybe that’s gone down the modern American Liberal memory hole too.

January 25, 2019 “Disparate” and “Pink” are 2 of my favorite words.

January 25, 2019

“Disparate” and “Pink” are 2 of my favorite words.

“Pink”, being one of my favorite colors, and yes, real men do wear pink, means I have many cute and cuddle pink things. I have, inter alia, a V-neck pink cashmere sweater, vintage N. Peal at the Burlington Arcade, over which adult women have savagely fought.

This week, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, Archbishop Malloy High School and Fordham University, and truly his father’s son, ordered that all public buildings, including the World Trade Center, which I did not know was state property, to be swathed 

and swaddled in nocturnal pink. This was to show solidarity – and please forgive me oh great Polish Pope, now a Saint to many – with the recently passed universal New York state abortion law. That’s the one that allows abortion from before conception to either the briss or the baptism, whichever comes last. Plus, it need not be done by a physician, a nurse, an EMT, or a candy striper. It can be performed by a drum beating Indian stumble bum who did not go to Vietnam, a Black Israelite who doesn’t like finnochios, any community activist in training, or mad cap Congresschick Chiquita Cortez, named for a genocidal Abo killer, who couldn’t find her shapely ass using both her hands. At least Cuomo fils kept the Draconian laws regarding street corner pedicurists and floral arrangers in place. “Untimely ripping babies from their mothers’ wombs”, to cite Shakespeare, will soon be a TV reality show.

A society that sees no difference between shaping the pink to and ending the life of a bit of “straw into which God has breathed” is on the fast track, all high ball green lights, to Avernus. Solzhenitsyn said, after the Great Patriotic War but before he went into the Gulag for 10 years, that “all this happened when man turned away from God”.

Can this be made worse? Indeed, it can and it has.

Rich White people, 1%ers all, countenance the death of 2,000,000 sub-Saharan Black and Brown, and specifically non-White babies each and every year from malaria because they outlawed DDT. [Full disclosure: I saw an infant die of malaria in Mexico in 1963. Its stomach was so distended that it was buried without being able to distinguish its gender. And that was when DDT was legal.] It doesn’t happen in Malibu or Cambridge or where people who shop at Zabar’s live. Maybe Bernie the Bolshie and Senator SummerFallWinterWarren and Congresswoman Chiqjuita Cabeza de Caca are right. If we make the rich poor all those Brown Babies will grow up to be SJWs all. 

Speaking of genocide, as if air-borne diseases weren’t bad enough, since Roe v Wade freed us to commit state sanctioned murder, between 35% and 40% of all abortions in this country have been performed on Black women. Talk about Affirmative Action on steroids! Talk about the Rooney Rule ad absurdum, 1/16^th of the population has participated in 3/8ths to 2/5ths of all the abortions since 1973. And no photo ID was required. 

“Free at last?”

From “pink” to “disparate” and, yes, there is a connection.

When Justice Thurgood Marshall wrote an assenting opinion in Roe v Wade, he went outside the edges of the envelope marked judicial reasoning. He said that Blacks should favor unlimited abortion because, if they escaped the butcher’s scythe, they would have to face the rigors of Black life in America. Which means, ad absurdum, if Planned Parenthood had been around before Fort Sumter was bombed there would have been no need for the 13^th Amendment or my father’s father’s uncle, a member of the Irish Brigade, to have died at Gettysburg on July 2, 1863. And here’s the typical tragic Irish side, did I just repeat myself, he came here from Ballyglass to free the slaves.

“Shoulda, woulda, coulda”, as Mr. Moose, Esq. used to say, “It’s always the same on instant replay.”

Catholic schools

I did not send a check to Marist High School in Bayonne, New Jersey last Christmas. That breaks a streak begun in 1975. The reason was easy. They wished me “Happy Holidays” in their year end message. “Happy Holidays” and from a Catholic school! Not quite blasphemy but surely approaching the pale. 

I suggest, as a reasonable alternative, the following mendicants, for your consideration:

Holy Spirit Adoration Sisters – The Pink Nuns

2212 Green Street

Philadelphia, PA 19130

Whatever they do, they do as Catholics.

Which brings us to the sad, sorry spectacle of Notre Dame University covering the murals of Christopher Columbus. 

When red was introduced as a primary color in the early Renaissance, mitred heads were turned. 

Goya and Picasso shocked with pictures of men dying, not because of their deaths, but because, the action was frozen. Forever. When you opened your eyes, they were killed again. And again.

Catholics were deemed “deplorable” because they objected to “Piss Christ”.

We pooh-poohed the destruction of 2500 year old Buddhas by Taliban WOGs because Western Whites had to cut them some slack. Which is why Mohammed cartoons were verboten. 

DuChamp was criticized because his nudes weren’t nude enough.

And, if we cover Columbus murals becaust they upset American Abos, what should we do about Kateri Tekawitha? Even though she was a bona fide Native American and not an Iron Eyes Cody wanabee, she pissed off the Mohawks, the Iroquois, and even the doomed Mohican before the Catholic Church canonized her. Is there a ritual, hidden deep in the bowels of the Vatican, for uncanonizing a true “Redskin”?

The point is simple. The nexus of art and culture and popular passions is impossibly difficult at best. But when elders “forgo their private conscience for their public duties…they lead us by a short route to chaos.” 

Fling Kelly - bring back defenestration - as violently as possible from the Golden Dome? Si! Cover the Columbus muras?, No! 2 of the most famous South Bend coaches, Rockne & Parseghian, were not Roman Catholics. Maybe there is a Bush Baptist or a Satmar out there who can handle business. Find him. Or maybe her. The rule of de gustibus or ars gratia artis outranks attacking a 2-deep zone.

Before Cuomo fils used a tsunami of pink light to celebrate infanticide Cuomo pere gave a speech in South Bend in 1990 that caused the Trivium to tremble. It should have caused members of at least 3 departments to disembowel themselves in protest. The joint is committed to multi-culturalism and diversity, ain’t it?

Mario the Elder, the Hamlet of the Hudson, solemnly told the graduates that while he personally opposed abortion he had no choice but to uphold it because it was the law of the land. I didn’t ask him if the station master loading the high-ball express to Auschwitz was so bound. I did ask him if would have put Dred Scott’s felonious Black ass on the midnight train to Georgia if he had been caught in Sag Harbor. He never answered. Neither did his son. And Poppy Cuomo still has his degree. And they will cover up Columbus murals because Senator SummerFallWinterWarren has some upset lanschmen? 

“The center cannot hold”

Bedlam awaits

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

January 22, 2019 Not quite 100 years ago...

January 22, 2019

Not quite 100 years ago – a bit less than a century – radical Protestant terrorists, taking a page from their ideological predecessors, radical Islamic terrorists, remembered for their attempted slaughter and mayhem at Tours in 732, at Lepanto in 1571, at Vienna in 1683, and at Omdurman in 1898, tried to kill my father’s 2 first cousins at Baytown, Texas. To my family’s everlasting credit and honor, they did the one thing men are bred to do, and they did it superbly well. “Men without chests” will toss the term “toxic masculinity”, into Gehenna. They, as their heretofore mentioned forebears did, fought back.

“And how can men die better

Than facing fearful odds

For the ashes of his fathers 

And the temples of his Gods?”

A century ago, in this country, Roman Catholics, my lanschmen, re-learned a valuable lesson. Shoot back. Shoot first. The Klan never came back.

It seems that Roman Catholics have forgotten this lesson.

It seems that, since Roman Catholics have become officially
deplorable, they have become easy targets for modern American Liberals. Let the record show that mALs regard us the way a gentleman regards dog shit on his boot.

I am sure there were many judicial and philosophical reasons why Judge Kavanaugh should not have become Justice Kavanaugh. A dialogue on Alexander Bickel, A.V. Dicey, and John C. Calhoun would have been noteworthy.

That he went to a male only, Catholic prep school, has a frat-boy first name, likes beer, and used to be pretty good at producing artificial sounds mimicking eructations were not subjects for Senate interrogation.

Justice Breyer’s wife’s family was/is a name at Lloyd’s. Thus, every case involving banks, insurance companies, or disputed contracts with financial consequences would have a direct impact on him. The subject never came up.

Justice Black, the hero of free speech, was a member of the Ku Klux Klan. Today we have 3 Senators, Hecates all, who while they may not be “feckless cunts”, to quote Samantha Bee, most assuredly are miserable cunts and friggin’ morons, who say membership in the Knights of Columbus should be automatically non-negotiable grounds for disqualification for seats on any Federal Bench. Knights of Columbus? Bad. Knights of the Ku Klux Klan? The subject never came up.

Would Judge Kavanaugh have been asked prep school behavior questions if his first name had been Mordecai or Abdul? Don’t be silly. 

Now comes the confluence of Covington Catholic High School, the D.C March for Life, the Black Israelites who don’t like finocchios, an Iron Eyes Cody type beating what looks like a bodhran – Look that one up all you professional Irishmen – and a toxic, venomous media that is on constant watch for something, anything that fits their pre-determined narrative of White is bad and even marginally religious Whites are malum per se, execrable, and must be smashed and destroyed. Vide the Duke lacrosse team and the UVA fraternity rape case.

That the story was both untrue and false has become irrelevant. As Dan Rather proved in 2004 with the Bush 43 fake memos, a story can be “fake but accurate”. What does accuracy have to do with a story whose noble goal was to rid the nation of a public, pestilential pox? All the recipes for omelets begin with romper huevos. Like Buzz Feed last week, it has become an integral double-helixed part of the warp and the woof of the DNA of modern American Liberal journalism. Investigative journalists, and is that now a 4-letter word, work backwards from the agreed upon conclusion that Trump is Hitler and that Catholics should be disenfranchised and that those Kentucky kids should be keel-hauled with what’s left being flayed as partial atonement for all the sins committed by evil White folk. If we gave the “Trousered Apes”, universally known as our betters, their druthers, there wouldn’t be enough left for a decent chum basket.

As Ambassador Moynihan said at the UN to the Israeli Ambassador when the General Assembly voted to make Zionism the same as racism, “Fuck ‘em”.

This Catholic will not go gently to the back of the bus.

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – Florida State University, aka “The Seminoles”, and why do they get to keep a per se racist Abo name while Podunk A&T, located in Bug Fug, Arkansas, has to give up a century old Noble Savage mascot because someone’s knickers got knotted, has abjectly, profoundly, and profusely apologized for doing a harmless parody on MLK, Jr, and on his birthday to boot. Maybe Alice was right when she said “Those words mean exactly what I want them to mean.” I turn to the envelope marked free speec., the one where the fading spirit of Orwell lingers. “All speech is free but some speech is freer than others and some free speech isn’t free at all and if you don’t like that, shut up.”

Square this circle.

It is politically incorrect to have gone to an all-male prep school with the only thing that could make it worse would have been if it were also Roman Catholic. [BTB, don’t look for “Curly” Biden, aka “Cheese Dick”, to play up that part of his extensive working-class BIO.] Membership in or allegiance to the Knights of Columbus will soon be akin to having belonged to the Waffen SS. Don’t even ask to see cartoons of Muhammed as a goat humping paedophile but you must be happy to subsidize with your taxpayer dollars the production of Corpus Cristi, a play whose basic premise is that Christ was crucified because he and Judas had a lovers’ quarrel and Judas dropped a dime on him.

And to quote, as the legendary Big Mike from Bayonne, “This is some country. That’s why you never see anybody swimming to Cuba!”

How about a Go Fund Me page to keep Congresschick Chiquita Ocasio-Cortez in the public eye? What a friggin’ moron! She just gave us 12 years before old terra firma goes belly up. She joins a distinguished line of modern American Liberals all of whom share certified friggin’ moron status. Margaret Sanger, Rachel Carson are emeritus friggin’ moron status. Paul Ehrlich, who said we would either starve or freeze to death and blamed it on the Catholic Church; former V.P. Alpha Gump who 30 years ago gave us no more than 10 years before we were sunburned to death and 20 years ago gave us 10 more years before we drowned and 10 years ago gave us 10 more years before he became a “sex poodle” and sold his TV network to the WOGs and Donna Shalala who, 21 years ago, gave us 10 years before we all died from AIDS. Talk about an A-Team. She’s got some big shoes to fill. BTB, all her shoes have a note stitched in them which says, “Toes to the front and go in first.” Also, some money will be set aside for a hysterectomy. Her line must end. The Buck v Bell rule applies, no?

January 20, 2019 Leonard Pitts The Miami Herald

January 20, 2019

Leonard Pitts

The Miami Herald

RE: In how your unlinkable column in today’s Miami Herald, the one sub-titled “Their silence is their approval” does great damage to both Rhetoric and Logic, 2/3rds of the Trivium no less, and in 2 languages.

Mr. Pitts

In its original DWEM – That’s Dead White European Male, in case it’s a new term for you – language, try to guess which one, it is Qui tacet consentire. It, silence gives consent, was used, spectacularly unsuccessfully I must add, by Thomas More. Thomas More? Send a SASE.

The damage to Logic, and since Logic is not a parabolic curve, is both minimal and easily ignored and repaired by the Gods of the Copybook Headings who sit by the side of the mountain quietly keeping score, is an error common to partisans of passion over thought, of people who confusingly conflate feelings with ideas. 

The axiom post hoc ergo propter hoc stands like a perpetual Horatius at the gates, protecting us from the “Off with their heads” brigade of which you are the RSM.

Your last sentence, “If you are good, yet silent, you’re not as good as you think”, reeks so much of ideological and racial hubris – “racial hubris?” make that a big SASE –

That you have stretched the envelope marked “non-malodorous fecal matter syndrome” beyond recognition there is no doubt. But it enables me to speed up what usually takes a year. Accordingly, I name you

SMARMY BASTARD OF THE YEAR

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – A recently elected Congresswoman, and to state the obvious, not a big fan of DWEMdom, with a name that is as unwritable as it is non-euphonic called the President of the United States a “motherfucker”. Since there is no record of you objecting to her statement can we assume that you believe that the President is a “motherfucker”? Maxine Waters, and let us stipulate that since Congressman Livingstone is no longer in Congress, she is the member most likely to be caught stealing a hot stove, once described a TV scene showing her constituents looting and pillaging a 7-11 as “alternative shopping”. Since the pictures showed only Black people stealing can we assume that, since you said nothing, White looters are bad while Black looters are, at worst, morally neutral and, under certain circumstances; e.g. nasty White people doing shitty things to irenically idyllic Black folk, morally superior? BTB, rape is the logical codicil to looting and pillaging and, since there is no record of you saying Nay, would it not be Logical – there’s that White Privilege

Again – to conclude that you are in favor or rape? And, if rape is a conclusion too far to reach, can I say that you are at least in favor of Bedlam?

PPS – Would you know if Verbum Dei High School is still in South Central Los Angeles? Also, is Holy Angels Grammar School still in Chicago? As a not quite guilt-ridden White guy, a guy I might add with impeccable liberal credentials, including being a civil rights activist who got smacked in the head by a policeman on the steps of the court house in Newark, NJ, a lay missionary, and a Peace Corps Volunteer, a product of my age, I like to keep track of all those checks I wrote a long time ago.

PPS – I am writing this before the sun is up. I am watching Channel 10 report on several hundred Black men riding motorcycles and ATVs in a reckless fashion to celebrate MLK Day. Could you tell me, using declarative sentences, how feral Black youth disobeying the law in a way that MLK, Gandhi, and Mandela probably would not understand, celebrates his life or his work? Also, how does it advance the Kumbaya cause of “We Shall Overcome”, followed by a serene chorus of “Imagine”, accompanying the reading of the collected wit and wisdom of Jimmy Carter, Walter Mondale, Mikey Dukakis, and John Edwards and How I Was Able to Find My non-Rubenesque Ass Using Only One Hand written by Chiquita Octavio Cortez and whether or not Barack Obama has found those elusive 7 or 8 missing states?

January 13, 2019 Leonard Pitts, Jt. The Miami Herald lpitts@miamiherald.com RE: “The right-wing has gotten panicky and petty. It’s pathetic, isn’t it?” Some comments on your surprising column in today’s Miami Herald.

January 13, 2019

Leonard Pitts, Jt.

The Miami Herald

lpitts@miamiherald.com

RE: “The right-wing has gotten panicky and petty. It’s pathetic, isn’t it?” Some comments on your surprising column in today’s Miami Herald.

Mr. Pitts, 

Why “surprising”?

Because it is the first time in this century, and as far as I can tell, the last century also, that your one size fits all answer of – Surprise! – White racism – as if there could be any other kind – for low inner-city reading scores, the heartbreak of psoriasis, and the extremely low percentage of non-drug dealing 1%ers in Opa-Locka, Watts, and East New York. Is not central to your thesis.  Couple that with the absence of Black quantum physicists and that is all the prof that I need that the inherent racism of Wilson, Garner, Barkley, Sparkman, Russell, Ervin, and Gore still lives.

And yes, I know that you won a Pulitzer Prize but so did Walter Duranty and Janet Cooke. Besides, it was “time”, wasn’t it?

Anyway, speaking of “panicky, pathetic pettiness”, can we not stipulate that whatever Alexandria Cortez Ocasio – I like calling her Chiquita – is – and I find it unintentionally ironic that no one other than me has yet to comment that she is named after one of History’s great practitioners of genocide, by virtue of empirically self-evident stuff and all White privilege DWEM stuff that that implies is that she is not now, nor could she ever be a ‘motherfucker”? Also, after justifiably criticizing Senator Joseph Lieberman of being an old White Jew Democratic politician there is no photographic evidence of her walking around carrying his severed head. That alone will disqualify her from being labeled a “miserable cunt”. 

That she is a moron of Homeric, Herculean stature, there can be no doubt. Soon, she shall exceed Brobdanaglian proportions. She is Joyce-like in that she will stretch the envelope of language to catch up with her public displays of shitheadedness. 

I want her out front every night in time for the 6:00 news. I want her hectoring the nation on why the Electoral College should be tuition-free, on why Roe v Wade must be protected because that’s how most Mexicans get onto this country. May her tribe increase!

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – I wonder if you, as the chief dispenser of Black indulgences to properly contrite White people, could grant me a fungible, tradeable, carry forward tax loss? My father’s father had 2 uncles who came from Ballyglass, Galway, Ireland to the United States in 1863 to fight slavery. They both joined the New York 69^th Infantry, The Irish Brigade, “The Fighting 69^th.

They found themselves at the eastern edge of the Wheat Field at Gettysburg on July 2, 1863. It is easily recognizable because there is a statue there of an Irish wolf hound in repose at the base of a Celtic Cross. The inscription is, at once, irenic and fierce. “Gentle when stroked; fierce when provoked”.

One of them is still there, “wrapped in his faded coat of Blue”.

Even using the less than sharp angles of Affirmative Action that is worth something, isn’t it?

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January 6, 2019 I’m baaack!

January 6, 2019

I’m baaack! And since modern American Liberals have declared the end of hate speech, the gloves are off.

George Carlin, late of Cardinal Hayes High School in the Bronx, reminded us that there were 7 words, one of which was motherfucker, that cannot be said on national TV. The ironic beauty of his telling us this was that the told us on national TV.

Speech is either free or it isn’t.

The rabbit died or it didn’t.

The biopsy is malignant or it is isn’t

If comedy, or politics, consist of yelling Fuck you! the loudest, maybe it’s not funny.

The ancient line from Sophocles – Free men speak with free tongues – to James Madison – Congress shall make no law…. – to Congresswoman Pottymouth Tlaib – Trump is a motherfucker – is straight, plumb, and true.

By allowing modern American Liberals to expand, eclectically, the edges of the envelope labeled free speech we have become less free.

Maybe Trump is a motherfucker who stops at his daughter’s White House office for a hummer int the AM but why can’t I say that Barney Frank is a fat, cocksucking Jew who ran a male-only Knocking Shoppe cum ticket fixing bordello in this DC townhouse? He was.

If miserable skank looking, crack whore wanabee Kathy Griffin can walk around with a severed Trump head, I can say, that for her, the back-alley humping scene from Les Miserables would have been a day at the beach for her. 

By allowing modern American Liberal “Trousered Apes” to eclectically expand the edges of the envelope labeled free speech we have become less free. Burke, of course, was right. We either control our passions or they control us. 

Senator Barbara Mikulski was so ugly that she could make my cat shit. Donna Shalala hung out with her because she made her look like someone out of a Botticelli catalogue. The loser in the haunted house contest got to spend the weekend with Janet Reno. BTB, MS Shalala told us in August, 1998 that we would all be dead in 10 years from AIDS. 11 years of playing with house money with gas at $2.09 on Federal Highway they’re all starting to look good and it’s not even sundown.

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News Flash!

It was suggested on pre-dawn local TV that Maduro, El Jefe Supremo de Los Cabezas de Ca-Ca [Caracas Branch] be allowed to show his support for Democracy.

Talk about Jumbo Shrimp!

How can you support something that never was? 

Empirical date show that while Democracy may have strong roots it has, always has, always will have, a troubled future. Quick! List 2 examples of successfully ongoing representative Democracies in Latin-American countries. I can’t either. I think it is safe to say today that Bolivar was right, is right, will be right, when he said, almost 200 years ago,

“HE ARADO EN EL MAR”

If we are “free” enough to call the President of the United States a “motherfucker” shouldn’t we be “free” enough to see cartoons of Muhammed? How about a discussion of whether he was or he wasn’t a goat humping paedophile? Shouldn’t the fatwa against Salman Rushdie be cancelled? It’s been 30 years since “The Satanic Verses” threatened Little Mo and Allah, the big guy himself. Both seem to have survived. Rushdie, the author, survived because Lady Thatcher commanded the SAS and the SBS to kill anyone who threatened him. If Samantha Bee, and send up a flare when she says something funny, can call Ivanka Trump a “miserable cunt”, what can I call Wide-Bottomed Hillary? How about Justice Ginzburg? I know modern American Liberals no longer regard anti-Semitism as a “hate crime” or even a crime at all but would I get some sneers from the shtetl If I were to suggest that she stay home at this year’s State of the Union address?  That way she can drink a lot of wine, soil her knickers, and tell Trump to fuck off before she falls down and nods off dreaming of Scalia’s hard salami. I’ll leave Nancy Pelosi out of this for 2 reasons: #1 – If I upset her, she may get another face lift despite the plastic surgeon telling her that one more and she’ll be peeing through her nipples and - #2 – out of respect for Dante. She will no longer be listed with the run of the mill miserable cunts. Her Patrician !% status demands that she be called fica miserabile. Send a SASE.

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Maybe Yeats was right.

“Things fall apart; the center cannot hold;

Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world.”

But then Eliot reminds us not to

 concern ourselves with the harvest

“but only of perfect sowing.”

Or maybe we can shout “Fire!” in a crowded theater?

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

December 25, 2018 Jennifer Nagorka The Dallas Morning News dallasnews.com/sendletters RE: ”Affordable Housing Builds Families” – Some comments on your Christmas Day plea for gravity defying solutions to the housing “crisis”.

December 25, 2018

Jennifer Nagorka

The Dallas Morning News

dallasnews.com/sendletters

RE: ”Affordable Housing Builds Families” – Some comments on your Christmas Day plea for gravity defying solutions to the housing “crisis”.

Ms. Nagorka,

No, I am not a heartless Scrooge who asks “Have the Poor Laws been repealed? Have the work houses been closed?” In fact, I revel when someone calls me Scrooge. At the end of “A Christmas Carol” it was said of him that “He could keep Christmas well if any man alive possessed the knowledge.” 

7 paragraphs into your gentle Jeremiad about how since nobody is to blame for the housing “crisis” everyone is to blame for it, you say “New York City had a postwar housing crisis because the Great Depression halted new construction for almost a decade”. 

 Wrong on several counts.

First of all, I thought it was an accepted truth, one that falls under the category of “settled science” of modern American Liberal doctrine, that the New Deal “cured” the Great Depression. If you say it didn’t, I hope that revelation does not make you a Bernie Sanders/Chiquita Ocasio Cortez “denier”. There is a special place in Hell for an accepted solution “denier”.

Some facts, some, forgive me, true facts are inconvenient. One of these “turd in the punch bowl” facts is that the more the city government is involved in housing the more exacerbated the “crisis” is. New York City passed an emergency rent control law right after Pear Harbor. It required an annual renewal with the renewal certifying that the “crisis” is still a crisis. It is still in existence 77 years since its inception. It is a gravity defying offense to Logic.

Housing, and efforts to make it more affordable, inter alia, is judged on efforts, never on results. Football coaches get fired if they have two losing seasons. I can think of 8 Super Bowl winning coaches who got the chop. Yet non-productive and counter-productive housing strategies, counter-productive because they divert capital from a more symbiotic, ergo, mutually beneficial market, both “endure and prevail”. And they do so at our peril.

Back in my other life I was an expert witness on government guaranteed mortgages on the Federal Court level. The not quite infinite variety – 221, 232, 234, 235, 236, plus the mind-boggling sub-sets of same - commanded IBM to perfect its PC with necessity being the mother of invention. There is one thing these attempts at outdoing Sisyphus and getting the rock of “affordable housing” up the mountain of reality, and not just up same mountain, but over it, have in common. They don’t work.

QED? 

Do you know of any sane adult who would voluntarily move into Section 8 housing? I don’t know any either. They may be poor but they’re not stupid. 

Exactly how do you propose to “improve the situation by welcoming moderately priced homes into our towns and neighborhoods”? What happens if the “towns or neighborhoods” don’t want them? You say “we could allow builders to scatter well-designed duplexes or triplexes instead of more 4,000-foot single family houses. At the risk of introducing the ancient adage “Quis custodes custodiet?” who gets to decide which duplexes or triplexes are “well-designed”?

You say we should “invest significant public and philanthropic dollars in it”. I thought we already have.

82 years into our “housing crisis” your solution is for some distant force to impose its will on some unwilling subjects for a greater good. So far it hasn’t worked. But the “Fatal Conceit” of statists everywhere prevent them from saying that. Why stop now? So what if it hasn’t worked for 9 decades. More of the same. That’s the ticket. You go, girl!

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET