March 5, 2019 Bernie Sanders, the Brooklyn-born mad cap Bullshitting Bloviating Bolshie Bomb Thrower

March 5, 2019

Bernie Sanders, the Brooklyn-born mad cap Bullshitting Bloviating Bolshie Bomb Thrower running for President, gave a speech in Chicago yesterday. He said he led demonstrations there in 1963 to protest the racist and inhumane treatment of Negroes – they were not yet black – there.

It was so bad in Chicago that the only times that Black could be celebrated was at home games for da Bears and the inaptly named White Sox.

Who was the Mayor then? Give up? It wasn’t Lester Maddox.

Who was the Governor of Illinois? George Wallace? Nope

Any Senators named Bilbo? Ervin? Gore? Nope x three

Was Wilson still President?

Send a SASE and the answers will be posted.

Bernie from Brooklyn called for “change from the bottom up”.

I remember another dude from Chicago reminding us to “never bring a knife to a gun fight” and to “get in their faces”. I remember him telling us that he was going to shut Gitmo by Ash Wednesday, 2009, that he was going to “fundamentally transform the country”, that “if we liked our doctor we could keep our doctor”, that he would “cool the earth and calm the seas”, and that by crikey, when he drew a red line it was going to be a red line for the ages, that he wanted to change the national anthem from the Star Spangled Banner to Brenda Lee’s stirring rendition of “I’M Sorry, So Sorry”, that “ISIS was the JV”. Remember when he got his wife a $4,000 a week – repeat - $4,000 a week raise? That finally made her proud, I think.

Is it true that Bernie will announce his support of Congresswoman Chiquita Cortez’s New Green Deal at the former world HQ of Solyndra? Rumors are flying that he wants Ned Lud to be his Secretary of Commerce and Trofim Lysenko to be his science adviser. Maybe the friggin’ moron will bring back Ptolemaian astronomy. Maybe he’ll solve the coming deficit and debt crisis through a savvy combo of 50/50s, alchemy, and cake sales. A 105% tax rate can’t hurt, right?

Bulletin!

Stop the Presses!

Wide Bottomed Hillary ain’t running in 2020

Damnit

Maybe she could have screwed Bernie again. Debbie would have put her boot in again.

Does anyone remember George Allen? He was a Governor of Virginia who never practiced infanticide. He has nephews named Roman and Deacon who were successful employees of his father. He was a Republican Senator who like some 2 dozen contemporary Senators thinks he should be President. The Washington Post discovered that he used the word “macaca”, a mildly derisive way of describing a Red Dot Indian. They ran him out of public life.

I mention that because “Death to Israel” and “Kill the Jews” are now part and parcel of the mantra opening encounter sessions of the Green New Deal. They are filled with moronic chicks who are Democratic members of Congress. And yet there is no penalty for so saying. 

Remember when Jews were all thought to be “smart”? CPAs? Si, Physicians? Si. Defenders of their culture, their ethos, their faith when the SS hundts are all modern American Liberals? No.

It was a good thing for White Star governance that the Master of the RMS Titanic went down with his ship. That way his employers didn’t have to flog him through the fleet and then keelhaul him. Robert Runcie, COO of the Broward School System, was at the helm when the good ship Margery Stoneman Douglas hit the iceberg and went down with the loss of 17 lives. Laying aside who struck John and what role the Obama policies of endless last chances had in the murder – and should the Broward Prosecutor be measuring Cruz for a one-way trip to Old Sparky? You betcha! – Runcie was in charge. Fish stink from the head. That’s why Broward has a new Sheriff. Whether it was fair or not is for a different forum.

At yesterday’s not quite show trial – Runcie equals Bukharin, not! – there were some 4 dozen Black witnesses for Runcie’s defense. No brother or sister spoke against him. Even his wife spoke in favor of him. By the end of yesterday’s fussy precony I wanted to have his child, Sorry about those pain in the ass innocent bystanders getting shot.. 

The point is simple.

Smart Jews have been replaced by smart Blacks. What we have, we keep! Nolo me tangere cum impecunis! [That’s Latin] Get used to it. Next year in Watts or Sistrunk Boulevard.

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET