March 26, 2019 Before we get to the main topic here’s a tidbit like crazy Uncle Al, the kiddies’ pal...

March 26, 2019

Before we get to the main topic here’s a tidbit like crazy Uncle Al, the kiddies’ pal, the plaid does go with stripes dude who just found a new episode of “The Honeymooners” and shows up every Thanksgiving to tell us this. It is a most inconvenient truth, particularly if we are to believe empirical data, stuff that’s as real as your boot. In this instance, satellite taken photographic evidence. 

THE GREENLAND GLACIERS ARE GROWING AGAIN

And they are growing at the same rate they were previously shrinking. But here comes the scary part. They have been doing this for the last 2 years. Modern American Liberals, since they are incapable of critical thinking and rational discourse, rely on tautologies, circular reasoning, and the sincere wish that nobody else is watching. Absent argumentum ad captandum, and its evil twin, argumentum ad invidiam, otherwise known as the Chicken Little School of Good Stuff, these friggin’ morons always piss in their pants because they would keep getting lost on a ladder.

But wait, there’s more.

What’s sauce for the goose…..

Did I say that the Greenland glaciers – A – stopped melting 2 years ago and – B – started growing 2 years ago? Yes, I did. And, by crikey, I based this on the same satellite evidence that tree-hugging Eco-Nazis proclaimed every day for decades like some crazed mullah in a journalistic minaret shouting kill the Jews. The ice is melting, the polar bears are drowning, Wichita will be the new surfing capital, women and minorities are suffering disproportionately, and it’s all because of White privilege. 

Guess what, ohmadahns? It ain’t. And watch as I put post hoc ergo propter hoc into the mental lock-box so artfully designed by the brain-dead modern American Liberals. 

Without illogical constructs such as these they would be sitting in a wheel chair at the dog track, all bundled up, drool cup placed at the corner of their never quiet mouths, waiting for a compassionate Conservative to give them succor. And, hopefully, a clean diaper.

Trump was sworn in. The ice stopped melting. The ice started growing. Case closed. And if that isn’t as clear an example of res ipso loquitur, there aren’t any. Move on. Now, back to the regular lesson.

And for the second time in 4 days, the skies are as blue as they were on 9/11.

The guy on the white horse, the one with flaring nostrils, a large sabre, 6 pissed off rottweilers, and an agenda, is LEX TALIONIS, a man to be feared. He will ride into the Capitol, take names, kick ass, and lop off as many heads, maybe more, as he deems fit. Payback is a bitch.

I’ll get back to him.

Of course, the Russians interfered in our election. It’s what big boy nations do. We did it 3 years ago in Israel and 3 years ago in England over Brexit. So, what’s new?

The Russians first interfered in 1932  

Stop the presses!

Nancy Pelosi [D-CA] wants to lower the voting age to 16.

Florida Democrats want to raise the smoking age to 21.

What if Dem teenagers take over the House and lower it to 14?

And, is it too late to get John Edwards, Esq And Michael Avenatti, Esq

. on the all-time dream team? Those two bounders give miserable, 

scum sucking lawyers a bad name The cad vote alone would be huge.

Somehow, and in a way that would make both George Smiley and Karla proud, Boris & Natasha convinced Wide-Bottomed Hillary – and yes, she needs 2 gallons of industrial strength WD-40 and the Jaws of Life to get her Spandex off so she can take a dump -  to bypass Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, and Pennsylvania because she deserved it, with it being the Oval Office  because of all the heavy lifting she did with cattle futures – and who can forget Red Bone, her commodities grifter? – giving Ricky Ray Rector a lap dance to keep him quiet while he was being strapped into Old Sparky – and keeping quiet while Big Bill got hummers from zoftig Monica, just a few years older than their daughter. Also, it wasn’t easy throwing Lani Guiner under the bus. Backing up and throwing her into the wood chipper meant she really was willing to take one for the team. That, plus her time as a Walmart board member in a futile attempt to save the company from itself, put her next in line for the launch codes. 

A quick review of her c.v. – Saul Alinksy as her thesis topic, being fired from the Watergate hearing staff for shoplifting, being hired by the largest law firm in Little Rock which is on par with being the 3^rd tallest building in Wichita, when her husband became Attorney General, and mirabile dictu, becoming a partner when he became Governor – no glass ceiling for her, boyo - it takes more than a village to buttress an evil, phony bastard into the White House. But hey, modern American Liberals always shoot for the moon, right? Her husband wasn’t a bad President but he became the worst man ever to be President. Hillary, she of the steatyaganous arse, would  have been the worst person to ever have become President

Anyway, the first Russian meddling, the one in 1932, resulted in this country recognizing the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, in 1933. It also resulted in a Pulitzer Prize Prize for a New York Times correspondent.

Walter Duranty was the resident Moscow correspondent for the Times. He filed story after story saying what a good guy Uncle Joe was and refuting the anti-Progressive claims that he was starving the Ukrainian kulaks to death. Subsequent events proved that he wasn’t and that he was.

The 800-pound redolent gorilla in this story is that Duranty was a bought and paid for agent of the NKVD, the predecessor of the KGB.  When the Times was made aware of this, the Sulzbergers – does the name sound familiar? – circled the wagons and said, and still say, “So? It’s no big fucking deal, is it?” 

What would have happened if their Berlin correspondent had won a Pulitzer and turned out to be a secret Nazi spy? He did but he wasn’t. The Times didn’t have to face the moral dilemma of differentiating between twin evils – Stalin & Hitler – until August 22, 1939 when Hitler started to look good. Pete Seeger, Woody Guthrie, Dr. Seuss, Alger Hiss, Julie & Ethel, and Henry Wallace had sphincters that snapped shut like Jack Benny’s vault but reopened but reopened simultaneously on June 21, 1941 Look it up. Thank God for Google.

By the time of the satanic alliance, Whittaker Chambers had walked out of the cave he had entered voluntarily, looked up, “and saw the stars”.

Speaking of American-Soviet election collusion, how did Henry Wallace almost become President? Bad enough he was Vice President but if a lot George Meany Dems and big city pols, Hague, Curley, guys who would be wearing MAGA hats today – they were the forebears of Obama’s “bitter clingers”, Clinton’s “deplorables”, Biden’s “dregs”, don’t you know? – the Berlin airlift would have been run by a guy who sang the “Internationale” every morning, would have given John Reed the Presidential Medal of Freedom, and would have had the Hollywood 10 lead the White House Easter Egg Roll and light the Goddamn Christmas Tree.

It’s 12:17 PM on Tuesday. The President just gave a press conference stating the obvious. Israel has sovereignty, and has had sovereignty, over the Golan Heights, since 1967. Does anyone else remember King of the Hill? You own it if you put your flag on top of the hill. As long as you kept it there you still won. It would seem to be as simple as that. The first question, asked by a practicing bruja, was about the Mueller report. It is time, indeed it is past time, to bring back flogging.

Jessica Tarlov, one of Fox News’s on-air Daughters of the Desert, said that some Jews think Trump could be anti-Semitic because he Twitters unfavorably about George Soros. If flogging is still verboten, I guess I shouldn’t ask about “a pound of flesh”, should I?

Time for today’s “Would not Logic dictate?” lesson. 

Addled modern American Liberals, including that chinless little shit from Douglas High School, constantly tell us that “whose wine I drink, whose song I sing” because taking donations from the NRA makes you into a stone-cold killer. Goose sauce/gander sauce time, students.

Kim Foxx, Esq., the Cook County, Illinois District Attorney, and the chick who dismissed all the felony charges against Jussie Smollett, and here’s a flash, he will not be the first Black James Bond unless its the rumored La Cage aux Folles version, took $400,000 in campaign contributions from George Soros. Would not Logic dictate that since he hates America, loathes and despises Israel, and wants to kill all the Jews that people who take $ from him also want to see Arbeit Mach Frei signs everywhere? He does and obviously if you take his money, you do, right?

If it weren’t for such ilLogical constructs, such as the above, the poor stupid bastards who think if we can stop cows from farting all will be well in the world would be devilishly idle.

Incidentally, Smollett would have been convicted in either Liberty City or Soweto. The fix was definitely in.

Would I be showing my White privilege elitist education if I were to say that the judicial shenanigans, stuff that would have made the Daleys proud, stuff that goes back to the recount in 1960 that led to the Vietnam Wall, shows the exquisite Italianate hand of the Obamas? I’ll take the risk.

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – An important fact, overlooked, in the Boeing 737 issue: The crashed planes were owned by foreign airlines and flown by foreign pilots That means they were not held to the same standards as United States based carriers. That means that the gold standard for parts, the FAA 8130 certificate of airworthiness, need not be attached to each and every single part of each and every plane each and every time that part is replaced. If it is not, that plane, if it lands in the United States, cannot take off legally. I was in the business for 2 and ½ years. I don’t know if women, or men for that matter, still use some form of Static Cling to keep their pantyhose in shape. It was the weapon of choice to keep airplane wires free from outside static. Woe betide any carrier who tried to back-door it through Walmart, absent the 8130 that the Walton family, despite having Hillary on its Board, could not provide.

Senator Blumenthal gets to spend some quality time in the barrel tomorrow.