Senator B. Hussein Obama

August 18, 2008

Senator B. Hussein Obama
P.O. Box 8102
Chicago, Illinois 60680

RE: Pass the gravy, please

Senator Bambi

Do you remember Julianne Malveaux?

She was an ink stained wench writing for USA-Today when Clarence Thomas became Justice Thomas.

She was the gentle lady who hoped that Justice Thomas’s wife would feed him foods rich in cholesterol, high in carbohydrates, and approaching outer space in fats.

She wrote this because she wanted him to die.

I don’t want you to die.

In fact, I think you are so precious that I have taken to calling you “Bambi”.

Here’s the problem.

You’ve got to do something with those ears.

If the aforementioned Ms. Malveaux were to don her Emeril Lagasse costume and slip past the Secret Service and take over your kitchen – Does Michelle cook? – for about two weeks you would morph from “Bambi” to “Dumbo”. She couldn’t help herself. A gravy IV; sweet potato pie avec chicken necks; corn bread milk shakes laced with lard. Pastor Wrong Wright could hear your arteries harden from downtown.

Here’s the question that Rick Warren didn’t ask

Do you want Justice Thomas to die?