Congressman Eugene Green

August 12, 2009

Congressman Eugene Green
909 Decker Drive #124
Baytown, TX 77520

RE: Photo IDs and the heights and/or depths of smarminess

Congressman Green,

First things first.

My 3 granddaughters – Caitlin, Caroline, and Julia – live in Texas. As soon as I read your ukase requiring photo IDs to attend your town hall meetings after you voted against requiring photo IDs to vote I shuddered when I thought that your district could be near, perhaps even contiguous, to where my ladies lived. Thank God you are several hundreds of mile away from them. I did track down a long lost cousin who once lived in Pasadena. He has moved to Hondo where he is out of harm’s way from you.

Que cojones! Que huevos!

They sure grow them big in Texas.

Accordingly, I award you the esteemed “non-malodorous fecal matter” medallion. If you don’t know what it means SASE.

I save the best for last. You have gone right to the top in your first time at bat.

Congressman Eugene Green
SMARMY BASTARD OF THE YEAR

You join a distinguished company. Don’t let the side down.





Kevin Smith