January 25, 2015
Harvey Ruvin
Clerk of the Courts
73 Flagler Street
Miami, FL 33130

RE: An apology, maybe, sort of, kind of

Mr. Ruvin,

In a style so common to and of modern American Liberals I apologize but only if I have offended you.

In my letter to you of 1/22/15, a copy of which is enclosed, I called you “Sisyphus in a clown suit”

I have done some research on you since I wrote that.

It is obvious I should have called you “a half-assed Sisyphus in a clown suit”.

For this I am truly sorry.





Kevin Smith


PS – Promise me, no fingers crossed, that you will never change, OK?