June 26, 2018 preterition

June 26, 2018

It goes without saying that any chance I get to use my recently discovered new favorite word – preterition, and it’s a beaut, ain’t it? – to check up on my fellow Irish Catholics, particularly if they walk on the dark side and traffic in ordure, I will.

The two specific donkeys, bordering on ohmadanish save for their petty nastiness, are permanent fixtures in my free fire zone. Curly Biden and Lard Kennedy are two public pustules, who should be struck regularly, like gongs.  Curly was named in honor of the smartest Stooge, and Lard, someone William F. Buckley, another Irish Catholic, said was akin to a “moral slag heap” are two OED, QED definitions of “meaner than cat shit” Irishmen. And, yes, it may be damning with faint praise but at least Curly never drowned anybody. But that doesn’t get him completely out of Purgatorio

I’ll say this for them, and the rules of de morituis do not apply to the still dead Kennedy, but as paradigmatic templates of modern American Liberalism, they never let you down. No matter how low you set the bar of high expectations they always slither under it. Fatso Kennedy, King of Suet, needed 4 gallons of industrial strength WD40 that was laced with a lot of slip sliding away KY Jelly to get under it. Curly, known as Cheese Dick to his classmates at the ultra-expensive, super snobbish, White only [except for the cooks and the guy who put up the Christmas decorations] prep school, had to be flung through it because he was still confused with what to do with his thumbs. 

Today’s lesson involves Robert Bork.

Not only did churl Kennedy and the loutish Biden defeat him, they savaged him in a way that was memorialized in an eponym that more than 3 decades later is still used to describe someone being waterboarded with billingsgate: to Bork someone is the main cause of involuntary tumescence and estrus for modern American Liberal lads and lasses.

If you were Borked, a la Richard Jewel, you took it to your grave. Today it is called doxing. At least, “Does she Monica?” hasn’t changed. 

Fast forward from 1987 to 2000. An election unlike any other election in American History provided you forget, conveniently forget, 1800, 1824, 1828, and 1876. N.B. The first three were before electricity came into its own and if you wanted to read at night you killed whales.

The Supreme Court vote was 7 - 2, not 5 – 4. The vote to accept the case was 5 – 4. 

Here is the fun part, the part that says payback is a bitch, peckerheads. If Bork had been confirmed the vote would have been 5 – 4 against accepting the case. Alpha Gump would have been President. Thumper Gump would have been in charge of the Easter Bunny raree and the White House would have been filled with the merry prankster sounds of frolicking Gumpsters, and Armand Hammer, Lenin’s pal and Gore, Sr’s sugar daddy, would have wet his pants non-stop.

Also, the radical Islamic terrorists would have opened an office in the WTC [WTC? That’s short hand for World Trade Center] to promote tourism and Saddam Hussein would still have been practicing his unique brand of Jeffersonian Democracy.

Shoulda, woulda, coulda, let’s go to the video tape and Bush wins again. Alito and Roberts, as much as they enjoy Gorsuch, are beside themselves with thoughts of the next one. Scalia is smiling

And yes, today’s Supreme Court decisions would have gone the other way.

The other thing is that these 2 turds, Kennedy & Biden, are still having their asses bit by a dead curmudgeonly deplorable “piece of shit”.

“Vengeance is a dish best eaten cold” is an adage made famous by someone named Niccolo. He was Catholic but not Irish. 

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – Problems with preterition? Needless to say, try paralipsis. And you may want to check my blog – WARRIORBARDIT.BLOGSPOT.COM – on January 23, 2016 when I discovered it went from no choice to Hobson’s Choice to the only choice and I issued a plenary indulgence to anyone who was thinking of voting for Trump. There were 3 reasons: #1 – She, of the fat ass, would have ben the worst person ever to have been elected President. #2 – The possibility existed that he could have been as bad as Carter. A te deum is needed because by any standard he is not and, further, he is keeping the promises he made. #3 – He gets to pick the Judges