August 1, 2019 My memory may be failing but Didn’t Bernie the Bolshie, aka Senator “Free Beer”, spend his honeymoon in Moscow trying to give Stalin’s tomb a tongue bath?

August 1, 2019

My memory may be failing but Didn’t Bernie the Bolshie, aka Senator “Free Beer”, spend his honeymoon in Moscow trying to give Stalin’s tomb a tongue bath? Also, there is tape of him shouting in Red Square that Trotsky got what he deserved, that Bukharin really, really was guilty, and that if could get his hands around Orwell’s skinny neck he’d strangle that limey prick.

Fast forward to 2016 as he walks in Baltimore and says “Smell those rats.” Does anyone say Jack Shit about it? Don’t be silly. He’s a modern American Liberal pol and, as such, is given the traditional reptile Mulligan from the ass-kissing, spineless and soulless poltroons who make up the press, both print and electronic. “There are no enemies on the Left.”.

Donald Trump, il magnifico, with An eye for the obvious straight from Trollope, says, “Not only is the Emperor naked but Baltimore, as is Chicago, Detroit, NYC, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Newark, Seattle, St .Louis, Cleveland,  Portland are all run by hard core, fire breathing modern American Liberal Democrats.”  I think there is a pattern here.

 NYC wants to import people from LA & SF to instruct their indigenous homeless how to take their pants down and shit in the streets. In turn, NYC will give them, in true lend lease fashion, tutorials on how to douse cops on the beat.

Corey Booker, former alcalde de Newark, and as phony a bastard as has ever appeared on the national stage from NJ, had los cojones grandes to say that Curley Biden, Old Slow Joe to fellow Blue Hens, “ruined” his city. I don’t think he meant Northvale, NJ where he was raised. Northvale has almost as many cheese shoppes, origami classes, and brie and Chablis seminars as Newark has drug dens, street gangs, and unsolved arsons. 

Mayor Ken Gibson, in hindsight as good a Mayor as Newark has ever had, said, “Wherever American cities are going, Newark will lead the way.” Newark was the paradigmatic template, the urban Petri dish, for all the hare-brained, half-assed social schemes beginning in the ‘30s. 

Here’s a hint. They didn’t work then; they don’t work now; they won’t work in the future.

Biden is guilty of many things, a lot of which qualify as “big fucking deals”. Ruining Newark ain’t one of them. I have a vivid memory of a New Jersey State Trooper standing on top of his cruiser by a Route 22 exit by Weequahic Park holding a big sign that said “Turn Left or get shot.” To this day, people do not mess with NJ Troopers. I developed a taste for Johnnie Walker Black because, in post rebellion Newark in 1967, it was $5 a quart. 17 inch Philco color TV sets were $50. 

I would kick Curley Biden’s ass – Curley in honor of the smartest stooge - for what he did to Bork. But for “ruining Newark”, no way! The phrase from Vietnam, “We had to destroy the village in order to save it” came straight from the 10 foot tall and bulletproof urban planners who brought hubris to new heights, heights that Icarus could only dream of, when they said right after Hiroshima and Nagasaki, “We had to destroy the neighborhood in order to save it.” 

Biden was a loyal hoplite in the phalanx of modern American Liberal social justice workers who became social justice warriors. Those are the gutless bastards who wear masks in Portland, Oregon and beat the shit out of gay Vietnamese cameramen and do it in the name of free speech. Does anyone else remember the bumper sticker “Support Mental Health or I’ll Kill You”?

Other highlights from last night’s debate include Tovarisch Bill de Blasio, Mayor of NYC, trying out a new campaign slogan “Tax the Hell out of the Rich”. Terse, catchy, and doomed.

Nobody has yet called for free beer but it’s coming, it’s coming.

Note also that Andrew Yang, not quite in the top tier of candidates, in addition to promising $2,000 a month to everyone, says it’s too late to save everybody but we have to start moving people to high ground because of aggressive A/C usage, the  promiscuously profligate use of plastic, and out-of-control flatulent bovines.

I am glad that Prince Harry is going to limit his number of children to two. How about a vasectomy and becoming a serial adopter? It’s getting mighty shallow in his gene pool. The world will be a better place if his line ends. Guy Fawkes, where are you when we need you?

As the Zen Master said, 

“We’ll see.”

Kevin Smith

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