August 4, 2019 Find me a resident of Section 8 Housing in Baltimore – and is rat is now a 4-letter racist per se word? – and I won’t pay for him to come to Florida.

August 4, 2019

Find me a resident of Section 8 Housing in Baltimore – and is rat is now a 4-letter racist per se word? – and I won’t pay for him to come to Florida.

There is no doubt that Prince Harry is the true son of Prince Charles, aka Alfred E. Newman. Bad enough this putz told people to stop taking his picture, he told them to stop looking at him. Not for nothing, but if he is being sedan chaired past my “ruined tenement”, the one where “the wind and rain may enter”, would it be OK if I snuck a peek or two at him?

Only an in-bred, eyes too close together, bleed a lot from a pin prick, genetically deficient lib-tard would say that. Considering the good prospect that he has Jack the Ripper blood in his veins, why not? Absent the purple blanket, Archie Windsor would end up either in a dust-bin or behind it if it had wheels. And why is he only going to have one grandfather?

Somebody apologized for saying that Kamala Harris used her bearded clam to jump a few rungs on the corporate ladder to success by perfecting the horizontal tango. Hey! Quien sabe? Hooking up is no big deal, right?

Willie Brown, the forner Democratic leader of the California Assembly and then the Mayor of Oakland, wearer of $1,500 suits when there was still a certain cachet, a panache if you will, was a man for whom the word sly was molded took a shine to her, so to speak. 

I don’t know what she did for him but he gave her many $300,000 stipends with which to hire lawyers. The state troopers – shades of Big Bill Clinton! – who drove her home always said she looked like she had been ridden hard and put in the stable wet.

It is not known if she did windows. Probably did. A few nights in the kip and she has a shot at the Ova Office. A good trade so far. Unless he has pictures.

In Sunday’s Miami Herald, Andres Oppenheimer ends his weekly songfest about the woes of Latin America – He arado en el mar? - with the following sentence:

“Like recovering alcoholics, they [presumptively Latin America]

should start acknowledging they have a problem and start 

attacking it by creating a climate that attracts

 investments and promotes innovation.”

The Miami Herald

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Here’s a toughie. Did Crazy Bernie or Lieawatha Warren mention it? How about Andrew Yang? Marianne Williamson? Sleepy Joe Biden? Anybody? 

In the same Herald on Page 2C, Fabiola Santiago, the resident lachrymose Latina, bemoaned the fact that the Florida Supreme Court – [the] “same one Governor Ron DeSantis immediately stacked with conservatives after taking office” – decided differently than she thinks it should.

Two things: 

#1 – DeSantis became Governor because about 35,000 Black women, women of color, women who are single moms, didn’t like Gillum’s stance on charter schools. The Russkies had nothing to do with it. Get over it.

#2 – If Gillum had won, would it have been OK to “stack the court with liberals?” If Hillary had won in 2016, do you think Gorsuch or Kavanagh would have been nominated to the Supreme Court? Let me answer that for you. NO! The winner gets to pick the Judges. How do you think Justice Ruth Bader Ginzburg got her job and, incidentally, got to go to all those operas with Justice Scalia? His guy won; her guy won.

As the Dean of modern American Liberal POOs – Perpetually Outraged and Offended – Leonard Pitts, excuse me, Pulitzer Prize Winner Leonard Pitts, and any Black dude who gets to be on the same team as that son of White Privilege, Walter Duranty, is OK in my book lists this week’s Caucasian outrages, all of which are made worse by the mere presence of Trump.

I hasten to add that I had 2 relatives who came all the way from Ballyglass, Galway, Connaught, Ireland to free the slaves. The 2 brothers fought at Gettysburg in the Wheat Field with the Irish Brigade on July 2,1863. One of them is still there, “wrapped in his faded coat of Blue”.

OOOPs. My manatee trap bell just sounded. I loaded it up last night with plastic straws. The dummies go for them every time

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET