Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz

Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz

777 Sunrise Corporate Parkway

Sunrise, FL 33325

RE: “Cancer, shmancer” + “Free Speech for Thee but Not for Me” – Some comments on your verbal incontinence in re the confirmation of Judge Kavanagh.

Dear Debbie, Debbie,

The anniversary of your sending the cops to my house because of something I wrote is fast approaching. September 18, to put a precise point on it.

One thing modern American Liberals have in common is, when all else fails, bitch slap the most vulnerable.

 You sent 2 cops, men with badges, guns, and the full majesty of the law, to my house, because something I wrote upset you. What you succeeded in doing was upsetting my wife, particularly when the “bad” cop, Agent MIneva of the Florida Department of Law Enforcement, raised his voice. He was offset by Agent Thomas, the “good” cop. Yet one more reason to be thankful for being Bayonne bred & born. Thus yesterday, when the morally bankrupt modern American Liberals on the Senate Judiciary Committee – of course they were all Democrats, silly me, signaled their brown-shirted fascist thug-wanabees, to start their Kristallnacht routine, they succeeded in upsetting Mrs. Kavanagh, and then scaring the beJeezus out of her 2 girls, girls who have a combined age of 17.

[Many years ago, when my daughter was their age, I committed a felony to protect her. I would do it again in defense of her daughters.]

The Anti-Fa light – Did they get their mask and Cossack instructions from Senator Robert Byrd [D-WVA], former majority leader in the Senate and deputy vice executive assistant Kleagle of the United Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, or did they come by it naturally? Byrd came to be thought of as a modern-day Cicero. Let the record show that Byrd did not suffer the same fate as his sobriquet namesake

I then heard your dulcet tones on the radio say, that as a breast cancer survivor, you were opposed to Judge Kavanagh.

 Do you like peach ice cream?

 It is a well-known fact, and one that is promulgated and in a most persistent proselytizing manner, by brain dead, soul dead modern American Liberals, that people who like peach ice cream are opposed to Judge Kavanagh. That is a non-sequitur. You claim to have 2 degrees, and in Political Science to boot, but you have no knowledge of the Trivium. Even a casual observer would know that Logic is the capstone of the most glorious achievement of all those anonymous DWEMs. And to think they did it all by themselves, no Affirmative Action, no goals, no quotas, no smart phones, while fighting off radical terrorists from the Fertile Crescent. And why do I know that the aforementioned is all Greek to you?

Do you remember when Maureen Dowd said that Cindy Sheehan, one of Nancy Pelosi’s primary opponents, whose son, having volunteered for the Army and, “having taken the King’s shilling” was subsequently killed in combat, had the “absolute moral right” to tell Bush 43 to bugger off? Modern American liberals are very good at discovering “new” rights.

If you, having survived breast cancer, have the right to oppose Judge Kavanagh I, having also survived breast cancer – October 21, 2014, Holy Cross Hospital – have the  right to support him, right? Having survived breast cancer, do we have more of a right? There is something Orwellian about having more than 100% of a right, right? “All rights are equal but some holders of said rights are more equal than others”, right? 

If Kathy Griffin can walk around with a severed head of Trump can I walk around with a severed Debbie Head? I’ll have to wear gloves because your hair would slice me up something terrible. If Robert De Niro can yell “Fuck Trump”, can I yell “Fuck Debbie”?

I shan’t suggest monogenesis but I will tell you to shit in your hat and pull it down over your Medusa-like hair and ears ‘cuz you look good in brown.

Speaking of free speech, I heard Senator Durbin, AKA “Toadface”, say that the sounds of protestors during the hearings were the “sounds of Democracy”, which prompts 2 related questions: #1 – Would visitors to the House be allowed to interrupt floor debate?

#2 – Would spectator interaction during oral arguments in the Supreme Court be encouraged?

Just like Columbo of TV legend I have one more question.

There is a Democratic candidate from Minnesota who has told the electorate that  

he wants to be “their nigger”. Is that, to be ethnic, “beyond the pale” or is it now acceptable?

Finally, Nike is building an ad campaign on “believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything”. You say you have 2 degrees in Political Science. You should have some knowledge of the ancient world. Don’t you think in the Age of “Me, Too” that “Antigone” would have been a better role model than Colin Kaepernick? The half-wits in Chick Lit would have wet their pants as soon as they found out who she was.

If not Antigone, how about Thomas More? If not More how about Pat Tillman? He believed in something and sacrificed everything, didn’t he?

My 3 role models, people who would have made the Nike Swoosh sound like “Taps”, people who “died facing the front”, were not “sunshine patriots”. They “dared to die that Freedom might live and grow…”.

They probably would have sold some shoes.

“Free Men Speak With Free Tongues”, right?

Kevin Smith

PS – Congressman Ron DeSantis uses “monkey” as a verb and is accused of being as racist as Woodrow Wilson and Sam Ervin, both of whom were Southern Democrats. Wilson used to have Klan members in the White House to watch “Birth of a Nation”. Ervin spent his entire public life trying to keep little Black boys from going to school with little White girls, remember? Now we have a Democratic candidate in Minnesota who wants to be your “nigger”. Did I misspeak? Is plaid still your favorite color? What a dumb question! Of course it is.

PPS – Speaking of free speech…Kevin Williamson, a noted non-Caucasian writer for the National Review, was hired by the Atlantic. He was quickly fired by same before he ever wrote one article for them. Steve Bannon, not everyone’s favorite canoe companion, was invited to a New Yorker seminar as a guest speaker. He was quickly uninvited when some of the more sensitive participants got their knickers all knotted at the prospect of being in the same zip code. What is the common denominator here? Simple. Modern American Liberals, all of whom swear undying fealty to free speech – Witness that there was not one peep about the 143-people arrested for interrupting the Kavanaugh hearings – except when it may be used to say that gravity still rules. Put differently, freaking candy-assed, cheese-dicked, pant wetting hypocrites Do you remember the Jimmy Durante movie scene where he tries to steal an elephant? It has become the battle cry of modern American Liberals. He is tip-toeing out of a circus tent with an elephant when a policeman says, “Where are you going with that elephant?” “Elephant?”, says Durante. “What elephant?” Clarence Thomas, a Black, Catholic, Appellate Court Judge, was accused of using inappropriate language by a former colleague years after it supposedly happened. The vitriol and billingsgate heaped upon him by outraged, outraged modern American Liberals was included in the Guinness Book that year. Keith Ellison, a Black, Muslim, Congressman, Vice Chair of the DNC, and candidate for the AG in Minnesota, is accused of assault by a lady friend. Modern American Liberals have eaten their tongues and taped their lips. “What elephant?”