September 23, 2018 Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz

September 23, 2018

Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz

777 Sawgrass Corporate Parkway

Sunrise, FL 33325

RE: Some comments on your unlinkable mini Op-Ed on “allegations of sexual assault” in today’s Sun Sentinel.

Dear Debbie, Debbie,

Let this be said about modern American Liberal chicks, “They never let you down”.

Since you claim to have 2 degrees, and in Political Science to boot, the Rhetorical concept of tu quoque should be something with which you should be academically familiar. Of course, that is predicated on you having working knowledge of the Trivium. I have been listening to your public utterances for more than 20 years and not a single hint has passed your lips.

2 degrees in Poly Sci and why do I just know that they are alien concepts to you? It’s like saying you love Bach but have never heard of the cello. Friggin’ impossible.

Buckle up. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.

What may or may not have happened – OJ is still looking for the real killers, isn’t he? – 35 or maybe 36 years ago – try that imprecision with the IRS or any Special Counsel and see what happens – will some down to “She said, He said”, right?

Chappaquiddick lacks that ambiguity. Everybody agrees that Senator Lard Kennedy drove his car off the bridge and left my former neighbor’s classmate to die a horrible death. That’s the story in a nutshell, right?

Governor Handsome Billy from Hot Springs told Juanita Broadrick to “Put some ice on that lip” because, after he raped her, he gave her a beating also. Then we had Nina Burleigh say that she would get down on her knees and give Big Bill, King of the One-Eyed Trouser Snakes and give him a hummer a la Monica because he was so “good to women”.

Congressman Keith Ellison, whose inside name is Hadji Fogawi, Vice Chair of the Democratic National Committee, and Democratic candidate for Attorney General of Minnesota, has had 2 sexual assault complaints filed against him. That, plus various complaints about domestic violence, would suggest a pattern of misogynistic law breaking that could not stand public scrutiny. Let me amend that. “Should” not stand public scrutiny.

Former Congressman Anthony Weiner, “Carlos Danger” to his good pals, and wasn’t his lap top, the one that had all the downloads from Hillary Clinton, serviced by your felonious Paki IT dude, the one who took a plea in Federal Court, has yet to take a shower in Federal Prison. Why is that? All I can Say is Deo Gracias for Right Guard.

All I can say is that Ockham had it right. 

The most obvious answer is usually the right one.

Modern American Liberals suffer from an intense wallowing in hubris, a word made holy by DWEMs, people with whom you should be intimately familiar by virtue of your alleged academic training but, alas, 2 decades of your public utterances indicate the opposite. It is also known as “non-malodorous fecal matter syndrome”.

 That means, “your shit don’t smell”.

That means you can dive so deeply into the pool of “eclectic indignation” that you are outraged, outraged at what may have happened 35 or was it 36 years ago while blacking out what did happen in 1969, 1978, 2012, and 2014.

You end by “demanding that our next Supreme Court Justice [be] a person of honesty who knows the difference between right and wrong”. Do you have any particular Justices in mind? Justice Scalia? Justice Gorsuch? Justice Fortas?

Did you know that the Vietnam Wall in DC was begun in Duval County, Texas in 1948? It seems that Congressman Lyndon Johnson, who came by his sobriquet, “Landslide Lyndon”, the old-fashioned way: He and Honest Abe Fortas earned it. Fortas went to the Court House in Duval County and “found” 400 uncounted votes – Would you believe they were all in alphabetical order? They were. Honest Injun, they really were – for Johnson. Congressman Johnson becomes Senator Johnson who became Vice President Johnson who became President Johnson who gave us a wall with 58,519 names on it.

Johnson put him on the Supreme Court 17 years after he mastered the “New” math. Do you mean “honest” like that?

I say all the above as breast cancer survivor. October 21, 2014. Like you, it gives me a perpetual imprimatur to say whatever I want. Because, as another dead Greek once said, “Free men speak with free tongues”. 

Look him up.

Kevin Smith