October 28, 2018 Fred Grimm The Sun Sentinel

October 28, 2018

Fred Grimm

The Sun Sentinel

RE: Only one comment on your shocking, Zola-like expose, Do I smell Pulitzer, and we know how tough it is to be a reporter today, of how weasely, wich, wascally Wepublicans are wreaking havoc on the Gulf of Mexico and those of us who are “unlucky in life’s lottery”, particularly women and minorities, many of whom have nascent feral teens in need of a good Ritalin program. As reported by you in today’s unlinkable Sun Sentinel.

Mr. Grimm,

I know, I know that you have turned of all you’re A/Cs and that you skate board to work to show your support for drowning polar bears and your fealty to Ned Lud and to Lysenko, his BFF, but that’s not what I want to talk about.

Think Globally; Act Locally

“It will only get worse. Experts say this

leak could persist for another 100 years.”

I am sure you know that before the arrival of the internal combustion engine, one

 of the uses for naturally appearing oil, that is to say “undrilled oil” was as a balm for arthritic joints. Our noble Injuns scooped it up and, when the found out they couldn’t eat it, rubbed it on their aching joints. A true example of organic healing, no? It is owed to the ledger to state one of the unintended consequences of Colonel Drake drilling his first well was that the whale oil business ceased to exist 3 after the well came in. Plus, vision improved because people weren’t squinting at night when they were cooking the books.’’

But if acting locally is the goal, I suggest that there is one easily accessible and hugely symbolic target to prove that we are true children of Gaia and Demeter.

Stop the leak on the USS Arizona!

Haven’t the Hawaiians had it tough enough? Talk about White Privilege! You never saw any lepers in Short Hills or Rodeo Drive, did you? Ship them to Hawaii and let the volcano cull the herd every 10 years or so

Stop the leak and teach all the little Nips how to swim at the same spot where their

Grandfathers sank the ship. It would be a true example of reaching across the aisle, an example of civility so treasured by modern American Liberals, even though they be morons.

Kevin Smith

WARRIRORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET