October 8, 2018 Senator Edward Markey

October 8, 2018

Senator Edward Markey

222 Miliken Blvd #312

Fall River, MA 02721

Senator Markey,

I saw you on the Chris Matthews show, he of the telegenic blue veiner caused by Barack Obama sending a “thrill up his leg”, talking about the horror, the horror of Judge Kavanaugh becoming Justice Kavanaugh.

The problem with seeing you talk about anything is that all I see is you, on the floor of the United States Senate, shilling for Ackman the robber baron and malefactor of great wealth in his quest to enrich himself by “shorting” an organic food company.

Paul Krugman, the modern American Liberal’s favorite fortune teller, a man who predicted a bear market the day after Trump was elected or about 9,000 DJIA points below where the Dow is now, used to get $50,000 per speech from Enron when he was the celebrity shiller. You do remember Enron, don’t you?

I’m from Hudson County, NJ.

I knew Menendez when he was collegiate bag man – What a perfect cover! – for Mayor Musto. Musto went to jail. Menendez did not. At least not yet.

At least Menendez took his swag the old-fashioned way in white envelopes in the parking lot of an upscale Eye-Tie restaurant.

How much were you on the pad for?

I’m sorry flogging is outlawed. Maybe Justice Kavanaugh can fix that.

A dozen, well laid on, every day at noon, sounds about right.

What a terrible little shit, worthy of bastinado, you are.

Kevin Smith

PS – Let me revise and extend my last sentence. “What a terrible Irish-Catholic little shit, worthy of bastinado, you are.”