May 21, 2019 I believe in Climate Change.

May 21, 2019

I believe in Climate Change. To state the obvious, and to pay tribute to Anthony Trollope, listen to Vivaldi. To publicly profess my belief in it, I sometimes wear a ball cap that proclaims that I am a PROUD GLOBAL WARMER. 

I state 2 obviously self-evident truths.

#1 – Global Warming ended the last Ice Age. Look it up.

#2 – Global Warming gave us the Renaissance. Send a SASE

Incidentally, the last Ice Age started in Canada, specifically Quebec. Just one more reason to piss in the soup of les merdes du Quebec.

Furthermore, perhaps the icing on the cake, is that an upward spike in temperature about 10 centuries ago led to the Renaissance. A downward spike in the Adriatic 5 centuries ago led to Stradivarius making some boffo stringed instruments. Send a SASE.

Before he became a big-time lech and began to inspire Harvey Weinstein, before he began to stuph his step-daughter, Woody Allen, nee Koenigsberg, was a rock star favorite of modern American Liberals. And never more so than when he made a movie titled “The Front”. That was the first movie that he made after he decided not to be funny. He had to earn his bones as a true Social Justice Warrior before the term entered anyone’s lexicon.

The line that signaled the end of him being funny, the line that got all the bearded clams snapping to tumescently throbbing attention, was when he told the Congressional Committee Chairman to “Go fuck himself”. He said this right after he told them to shove their subpoenas up their collective arses.

Why do I think that the same nosegays will not be offered to any member of the Trump Administration who tells the same thing to Fat Jerry and his supine butt-boys in Congress? Fat Jerry engaging in monogenesis should be on Pay TV. In his case, the Baedeker will include the following monitum: Gorilla Glue a 2 by 10 horizontally across your ass and aim for the dry spot. There are no long tail cats left in his office. It’s like getting lambs to volunteer to spend the night with Simba. He has been known to kill a Big Tom by stepping on his tail. Also, his shadow is revered at Stonehenge and is rumored to kill rodents.

Even though I know that he didn’t build it himself, find out who made lithium batteries practical. I’ll buy him a beer. I had a 1964 edition of the Britannica that showed a working MRI in 1945. Also, I remember seeing my first working microwave in 1953 at the Bayonne Navy Base. It cooked a completely frozen, hard as a rock, hot dog in about 30 seconds. It was 5-foot cube and weighed 1000 pounds. Not quite ready for re-heating Chinese.

Jeff Daniels said that if Trump is re-elected it will be because the GOP is racist and that Democracy will end. The good news is that you will be able to tell when deplorable crackers are coming in because they will have permanent bad breath and don’t believe in dentistry.

I will not go to NYC to see him portray Atticus Finch in “To Kill a Mockingbird” because new DNA evidence shows that Tom Robinson really did rape Eula Mae. 

I have begun to read “The River War” by Winston Churchill. His penchant for calling, forgive me, a spade a spade would be verboten. It could not be published today. 

Who said “Barack Obama is clean and articulate. He is a light skinned African-American with no Negro dialect unless he wants one.”

A – Somebody from Chick-fil-A?

B – Trump

C – Curley Biden & Dirty Harry Reid

D – Dirty Harry Reid & Curley Biden

Hint: It’s not A and it’s not B.

John Walker Lindh is going to be released from Federal prison this week. He took up arms against his country and was captured in Afghanistan by Americans. He was fighting for the bloody WOGs. While he was in prison, he became a citizen of the Republic of Ireland. How did that happen? The treasonous dog should have been shot. In World War 2, my wife’s father, Lt. Cmdr., Walter Chapman, MD saw combat in the North Atlantic. That was the war with Hitler. That was the war that the Republic of Ireland took a Pass on. How did that happen? Hitler. The port of Cork would have provided an excellent anchorage. It was denied to American vessels. It added to their peril. I have a book, “The Irish Guards in the Great War”, written by Rudyard Kipling. It tells of the exploit of the First Battalion of the Irish Brigade all of whom were volunteers, most of whom were Roman Catholic. In the book, Kipling apologizes for what was his previous anti-Catholic feelings. Death, the great leveler in war, dispenses her favors without consideration of creed. Their absence in the war against Hitler is a stain that can never be bleached. 

And now they make this treacherous shit a citizen?

Who will be next? Judas? Benedict Arnold? Eddie Slovik? The Rosenbergs? Willy Horton? And why not Sirhan Sirhan?