May 29, 2019 Randy Schultz The Sun Sentinel RE: Did you really say that? Some comments on your column about the venal intentions of rat bastard Florida Republicans who are in Jerusalem positioning themselves for the 2024 Republican Presidential primaries which is, I believe the major premise of your mind-altering column in today’s Sun Sentinel, I think. Mr. Schultz,

May 29, 2019

Randy Schultz

The Sun Sentinel

RE: Did you really say that? Some comments on your column about the venal intentions of rat bastard Florida Republicans who are in Jerusalem positioning themselves for the 2024 Republican Presidential primaries which is, I believe the major premise of your mind-altering column in today’s Sun Sentinel, I think.

Mr. Schultz,

Before I get to the meat – forgive me, meat from non-farting cows and thus I pay obeisance to Gaia – of your column, there are 2 letter high, off speed, batting practice pitches that I must not overswing on. Fasten your seat belt, you modern American Liberal poltroon!

#1 – Gillum did not become Governor because a significant number of single moms, women of color, of course, did not vote for him. In your column you write that “some African-Americans spurned one of their own”. God’s Holy Trousers, but you actually wrote that. No hint of Godot or Seinfeld, just a simple fact as observed by someone who still believes in SALT 1, SALT 2, and both the Kyoto and Paris Climate Accords. Would not Logic dictate [I know, I know, Logic to a card carrying, fire breathing modern American Liberal is like dawn, holy water, and a crucifix to a vampire] that Obama was twice elected because “some White Americans spurned one of their own?” If all the non-Whites across this fruited plain voted twice for him, he still wouldn’t have been elected. And, because I’m from Hudson County, New Jersey, that possibility can’t be ruled out.

#2 – You write that Scott did nothing on drug prices “even as other states took action to cut prices”.  At last we can apply the scientific method to a modern American Liberal claim. 

Scott was governor for 8 years. Despite Obama’s claim that there were “57 or 58 states;” the science is settled: the number is 50. I take 8 prescription drugs a day, some more than once. I am acutely aware of the price of drugs. Please tell me, and be very specific, which states cut the price of which drugs? Lenin, a very popular forebear of  some modern American Liberals, said, “People vote with their feet.” Do you have the 800 number for Mayflower?

You end your column by criticizing 3 Florida Republicans, Governor DeSantis, Senator Rubio, and Senator Scott, for positioning themselves for the 2024 Republican Presidential primaries. 

Why pick on people who plan ahead? Do you chastise people with 401Ks or IRAs?

Besides, if wing-nut, moon bat Congresswoman AOC is right, we’ll be in sight of the 18^th pin by then and it won’t really matter, will it?

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – As a leading modern American Liberal media mogul, one who is genetically indisposed to reincarnation, can you tell me if Senator Frank Church and Senator Vance Hartke, both presumed long dead, will be candidates for the 2020 Democratic Presidential nomination? Images of Senator Hartke, long famed in DC for breath like kerosene, and Senator Church, long revered for the death of American operatives in Eastern Europe, have been seen renting big blocks of rooms in Iowa and New Hampshire.