May 5, 2019 Daniel Shoer Roth The Miami Herald RE: When the radical Islamic terrorists blew up more than 200 Roman Catholics in a church on Easter Sunday, the most sacred day in Christendom, would you call that a hate crime?

May 5, 2019

Daniel Shoer Roth

The Miami Herald

RE: When the radical Islamic terrorists blew up more than 200 Roman Catholics in a church on Easter Sunday, the most sacred day in Christendom, would you call that a hate crime? Some comments on your article in today’s Miami Herald on how tough it is to be a Muslim in America.

Mr. Roth,

And a Happy Cinco de Mayo to you! It’s like a half-assed Saint Patrick’s Day what with everybody who knows where Ireland is trying to get a half a load on. I mean it’s not like the Mexicans beat the Prussians or the British. They beat the French. It’s like striking out the pitcher; it goes into the record book as a K but, c’mon man.

It’s been some time since I responded to your by-line. Presumably, you have been at Unicorn HQ, polishing up your sterling POO – Perpetually Outraged & Offended – qualities.

One of the problems with the unease, the trepidation that Muslims feel today is because of 1287 years of inconveniently obdurate truths.

Beginning at Tours in 732 AD, as that boobette, the Congresswoman from Edina, Minnesota said, “somebody did something”. And they would have done a Hell of a lot more if it weren’t for a Frenchman named Charles Martel. He put a Texas-sized ass whupping on that century’s version of radical Islamic terrorists that stopped their raping, looting, pillaging asses cold.

I thought Muslims were peace loving. Why did they want to conquer and enslave Europe? They did, didn’t they?

Repeat that scenario, with updated details, at Lepanto on October 7, 1571.  That century’s version of the Bad Guys wanted to “stable their horses in the Sistine Chapel”. I guess Muslim horses don’t shit, particularly in church, especially if it is a Roman Catholic church.

Who can forget September 12, 1683? Certainly not the Viennese. [Let’s name a then contemporary Viennese. How about Johann Sebastian Bach? Do you remember when the radical Islamic terrorists blew up Buddha statues? They also banned balloons and whistling. What in the name of Trousered Apes everywhere would they have done with Bach? How about Mozart? Would it be “culturally arrogant” of me to ask why there are no Muslim equivalents? I have lately become a fan of Haydn and Handel. Are there any wanabees at the local Madrassas? Why in the name of Allah aren’t there any? FGMs cut out the female G-Spot. What cuts out the non-gender specific genius gene?] That day a valiant Pole named Jan Sobieski, out-numbered 4 to 1, settled the radical Islamic terrorist hash. He saved Vienna, He saved Christian Europe. And he saved Western Civilization. At the very least, a retroactive standing O for that.

Flashback: the “something that somebody did on 9/11” was refreshingly simple. 19 WOGs hijacked 4 planes and blew up 3 buildings, killing some 3,000 people. The last thing heard before the buildings were crashed into was “Allah Akbar”. I don’t think that means, “Kumbaya” or “Turn the other cheek” or “Why can’t we all get along?”. It means “Death to the infidel”. Let the record show that Flight 93, out of Newark, was supposed to blow up the Capitol, augered into some woods outside of Pittsburgh because the Jersey Guys on the plane said if we’re going to die we’ll pick when and how we roll our 7.  And yes, I am from Bayonne.

As an aside, you have an inside headline in our story: “There are many prejudices here. I have many male and female friends who were denied jobs because they are Muslim.” I know an underemployed lawyer who will take their cases in a heart-beat. Favore, send me their contact info. A huge payday awaits.

I know that “only Allah can weave a perfect rug” but do you know if the Islamic Center of Greater Miami, the religious/cultural/social group you highlight, sponsors a dance group? I don’t mean the world famous “Dancing Boys” who entertain Islamic pederasts but Nijinsky or Nureyev types. How about Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly? Will the touring company of Las Cage aux Folles be stopping at Mecca this season? Any chance a Pashto Bob Fosse will suddenly appear?

When will the number of Muslim Nobel Prize Winners approach the agreed upon Affirmative Action goals, not quotas? Why are there unbelievably disproportionately more Jewish winners than Muslims?

After they discovered that zero is a number and they did some great work with urban design what the Hell have they done – other than kill Christians – in the last 1000 years?

I had an aunt, by marriage, who used to say, “Don’t piss on my back and tell me it’s rain”. I can say that because I am a legatee of a prescient DWEM who said, 25 centuries ago, “Free men speak with free tongues”. Alas, it is a gift that has been rooted out of our culturally dead-ended Muslim brethren.

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – 15 years ago, Tom Fiedler, your old boss, told me I “scared” you. Not so then; not so now. I am just an old curmudgeon who likes to stir things up because I still can. And, is tearing down a Confederate statue the same as blowing up Buddha? If Robert E. Lee and Buddha go, how about burning a Koran?