September 28, 2019 Now that NYC Mayor Bill DeBlasio,

September 28, 2019

Now that NYC Mayor Bill DeBlasio, incidentally he was born with a Nazi name, Wilhelm Wilfong, named after his Jew hating, Jew killing uncle who was a guard at Treblinka, has dropped out of the buffoon-laden Democratic Presidential Gong Show, New York City is in for some Guinness Book deep shit dunking.

[And yes, my less than irenic language is predicated on radical Islamic terrorist Congrsschick Rahumpa Talib – D/MN – about whom it can be said, I think, at least she wasn’t stuphing her brother, before and after she married him, like her sister bomber, the Honorable Wogette Ilhan Omar of Mecca and Michigan. She was the one who, in a fruitless attempt to reach across the aisle, began an anti-Trump rally, not with “Ask not what your country can do for you…. or ”Four score and 7 years ago…” but rather with a Patrick Henty call to arms, “Impeach the Mother Fucker.” Move over Churchill. After all, didn’t a DWEM, 25 centuries ago, say “Freemen speak with free tongues?” He did. Look it up.]

Anyway, Mayor Red Billie, asked Nancy Pelosi, whose father was the Democratic Mayor of Baltimore, and would I be out of line if I were to ask how 60 years of modern American Liberalism has worked out for Baltimore, and by the by, the Colts were right to get the Hell out of Dodge, was a master of the urban 5-finger exercise, that’s East Coast lingo for grafting, grifting, filching Church poor boxes, and stealing the pennies off a dead man’s eyes, as did all his modern American Liberal counterparts. I’ll say this about her father. At least he didn’t help to construct the Vietnam Wall, like Daley of Chicago did, by fixing the 1960 election. Doubtless, he would have if asked.

My Mom was right.

Some politicians would steal the Lord off the Cross.

Nancy, you lying sack of ell shit, call your office. Your Godfather, Uncle Screwtape, has been looking for you.

Anyway, Mayor Red Billy was very impressed that people come to San Francisco from all over the country to take their pants off and shit in the streets. I wondered how long it takes for a standard dump to get to the bottom of Lombard Street? Big Bill, who says he converted his wife from being a dedicated, rug munching drag queen to a wanabee urban activist/terrorist, says he can top that.

He wants them to come from all over the world, and when they get here, they will be escorted to the World Trade Center – remember when there were 2 buildings there – where they will be encouraged, indeed subsidized, to shit their brains out. It will vent the frustration still shared by all feral 3^rd Worlders who blew up the WTC out of frustration caused by excessive White Privilege and, you know, it’s all excessive, right? I mean jet planes, penicillin, Norman Bourlaug, instant replay, the Cloud, food for dogs, microwaves, Howard Cosell, hummers in the Oval Office, Home Shopping Network, rich White guys putting their names on hospital walls, Chick-fil-A, the infield fly rule – Jeezus Haitch Keerist but they should have blown up the entire island because we deserved it, didn’t we?

Anyway, Red Billy wants dot heads, 3^rd Worlders, foreign ladrones, alien maricones, with a few overseas Trumpistas as a bow to fairness and balance, to eat a bunch of frijole-laden burritos and shit your friggin’ brains out while praising Gaia. Keep doing it until Trump, the evil turd, is exiled to Gannymede or Zabar’s.

I can’t wait for Lieawatha Warren to top the above. She will. Trust me. She will.

Kevin Smith

WARRIROBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – As a non-lawyer who had a nonsense matter settled unanimously by the Supreme Court, the big one in DC,  the one that gave us the Dred Scott decision and Plessy v Ferguson, along with my matter, a small thing which led to Thurgood Marshall resigning and Clarence Thomas getting his warm, wet seat, I have a certain regard for said Court.

At least it adopted a non-negotiable attitude in re the First Amendment. The First Amendment is the one that begins with the majestic words….”Congress shall make no law….”

In the beginning days of World War 2, when Admiral Halsey, a true son of New Jersey, returned to Pearl Harbor, he had his Enterprise crew “man the rails” coming back into port. He told his crew that when he got through with those “little yellow monkey fucking rat bastards, the only place where Japanese would be spoken would be Hell,” the Supreme Court ruled that it was not illegal to remain seated when the Star Spangled Banner was played, particularly if your parents were Jehova’s Wittnesses.

The Court also said that slaves were property, a decision which was overturned by General Grant and his faithful companion, General Sherman. Sherman’s only mistake was not leveling Charleston, a la Rome v Carthage Later on, it said the separate but equal chazzerai was Kosher until a Republican President appointed a Republican Governor to the Supreme Court and that shit got short shrift

Later on, it ruled that people dressed as Nazis could march through Skokie, Illinois, an American nesting place of Jewish Holocaust survivors, could march and shout “Todt Juden” and “Kill All the Fucking Jews”

So, if I call Nancy Pelosi an “Eye-Tie cuno I am simply continuing, as Hank Williams, Jr. reminded us, “a proud family tradition”.

And if you continue to carp about your need for a “safe place”, a place to be safe from my words, I will come to your house and, with my one good leg, kick you in the ass so hard that you will have to take your socks down to shit.

And that’s as good a practical definition of tu quoque as these achy-breaky bones can get to answer the roll call. And, as a disabled senior citizen, living on a fixed income, subject to Internal Revenue Service levy, fighting a valiant losing battle against cancer, I like to keep up on the latest advancements in Rhetoric and Sophistry.