November 13, 2018 Representative Joseph Kennedy [D-MA], and yes, he is one of them...

November 13, 2018

Representative Joseph Kennedy [D-MA], and yes, he is one of them, upheld the family tradition of not being anywhere near the sharpest knife in the drawer by saying it is “cruel and unscientific” to define a person’s legal sex by their biology. And exactly who is this Luddite? Is he in thralldom to Lysenko? Don’t peckers and bearded clams count anymore?

I early voted at the library on Sunrise Boulevard in Fort Lauderdale. The visible poll workers consisted of 1 Caucasian and 16 non-Caucasians. Tell me again, please, the exact difference between a goal and a quota. If the ratio had been reversed would not the Broward POO, the Perpetually Outraged and Offended, have howled like Banshees at this outrageous racism? Do bears shit in the woods? [That replaces “Is the Pope Catholic?” because with Papa Francisco it is a case of quien sabe?-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 

Karol Wotylja’s first words as Pope were “Non timere”. “Be not afraid” replaced “Deus vult” as he and Margaret Thatcher and Ronaldus Magnus rallied what was left of Western Civilization to beat the Russkies and save the world. I say this because there was an ad that ran around Veterans’/Remembrance Day featuring members of the Polish Armed Forces. We remember Leonidas and Horatius and Travis and Crockett as men who paid the price and preserved freedom. My children and grandchildren are part Polish and part Lithuanian. Attention must be paid and honors must be rendered to Jan Sobieski, King of Poland and Lithuania, who, despite being outnumbered 5 to 1, defeated the radical Muslim terrorists at Vienna in 1683. Stolat! You may remember that the Taliban banned balloons and whistling when they ran Afghanistan. Imagine the world without Bach, without Mozart, without Beethoven. Speaking of the Western Canon…after 14 centuries of idyllic Islam where oh where is the Muslim Dante? The Muslim Leonardo Da Vinci? The Muslim Shakespeare? The Muslim Newton? And we haven’t even gotten to the 20^th century yet. Salman Rushdie, a retired Muslim whose wife I worked with, writes a book about Mo and the world of feral WOGs, obeying the fatwa issued by the pezzonovante imams, explodes in an attempt to kill him. Wazupwidat?

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 Andrea Mitchell may be a victim of “irrational exuberance” when she reported that Dr. Brenda Snipes, who must be in the shower to count past 20, is a Republican. Which may explain why Joy Behar said that the reason why the Republicans control the Senate is because of gerrymandering. Is there a polite, non-misogynistic way of saying a dumb broad is a dumb broad without having the word police come to tell me to get my head straight? And yes, pissed off modern American Liberal pols; e.g. Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Miriam Oliphant, have done that me. Would that be a slippery slope or a chilling effect? Worse, could it be both?

I watched “Sully” last night. It told the story of the pilot who saved 155 lives on Flight 1549 by landing an A-320 in the Hudson River. In 1958 the Jersey Central Railroad ran a commuter train off an open bridge in Bayonne. When they pulled the engine out of Newark Bay the first thing visible was 932, the engine number. Naturally, it come in. Living up to my Bayonne roots, I ran out and jumped on the number, straight and box, when it crashed. It didn’t come in.

Hear me God. Please, please let Hillary run in 2020. By then she should have an ass like Oliver Hardy and a gut like Buddha. If she wins and the Dems keep the House we may yet be “civil”. It was an aberration when the Anti-Fa guy called Tucker Carlson’s daughter a cunt and a fucking whore just like when a fan of Bolshie Bernie shot Congressman Scalise because he was a Republican.

Neil Young, a nit-wit who was very “lucky in life’s lottery”, wants the new Congress to do something about GlobalCoolingGlobalWarmingClimateChangeClimateDestruction. He says his house in Malibu burned down because Trump is a climate change denier. I don’t want to ask if he knows that Global Warming ended the last Ice Age or if he knows that 15 centuries of “settled” science became “unsettled” when an Eye-Tie dude named Galileo looked up and said “eppur si muove”. There is precedent for a Congressional investigation. Gary Sick, PhD, published “October Surprise” in 1991. Its premise was simple. In October, 1980, George H.W. Bush took an afternoon off from campaigning, slipped his Secret Service protection and the trailing press, and we must presume that a young Jim Acosta was still practicing his gotcha smile, boarded a SR-71 Black Bird, flew to Paris, and cut a deal with the Iranians that screwed – Deo Gratias – Carter and got Reagan elected. Sam Spade said it was the stuff that dreams are made of. That didn’t stop House Speaker Tom Foley [D-WA] from ordering a House investigation. When asked how he could do this since there was no evidence, he said, “Precisely because there is no evidence is the reason we must investigate.” Honest to God but he said that. Keep in mind that Galileo was looking at the prospect of being burned at the stake, despite loads of empirical evidence, for his beliefs. I think Young should give Nancy Pelosi a call and suggest that Ned Lud and Lysenko become the chief investigators and Professor Irwin Corey be the PR guy. What a friggin’ moron.

Congresswoman-elect Chiquita Ocasio-Cortez [Is she related to the guy who led a successful hostile takeover of Mexico?] is so God Damn dumb she makes my hair hurt.

KEVIN SMITH

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