February 17, 2019 Kevin G. Hall The Miami Herald KHALL@MCCLATCHYDC.COM RE: Violence/Page 1/Above the fold/Miami Herald

February 17, 2019

Kevin G. Hall

The Miami Herald

KHALL@MCCLATCHYDC.COM

RE: Violence/Page 1/Above the fold/Miami Herald

Mr. Hall,

I read your last paragraph first which caused a double blink. And. for the record, I enclose it in its entirety:

“I think somebody should have required those members

of Congress to go in a room – in a loc ked room, no press, 

nobody else – and look at the autopsy photographs of those

babies,” she said. “And then vote your conscience.”

The first blink was how in the name of Dorothy Day and Abraham and Isaac did the Miami Herald come to promote “Gosnell” and to publicize what the detritus of a 4^th trimester – 4^th trimester? You betcha! – intact dilation and curettage – sounds better than late term abortion, right? – looks like.

Since modern American Liberal knickers are being knotted over 35-year-old blackface yearbook photos – Imagine their brains being violently ejected through their eyes, ears, and nostrils if any of the pols had been wearing MAGA hats! – I hesitate, don’t worry but I will be able to overcome it, to mention that between 35% and 40% of the abortions performed on women since Roe V Wade have been done on Black women, How many Frederick Douglases, Step-n-Fetchits, Ben Carsons. and Colin Kaepernicks have gone down the drain in the Black abattoir? 

The second blink came when I realized that you were quoting Kamala Harris, noted Draconian prosecutor of minor pot offenses, who became a community activist whose specialty was doing the “Horizontal Tango” with older powerful men – Willie Brown, your office is calling – who rewarded her with several six figure contracts for legal services, and yes, you can ask if there is any difference between her and Stormy Daniels, and yes, the answer is no. Of course, Ms. Harris now swears allegiance and obeisance to Margaret Sanger, Hitler’s favorite American after a “close run thing” with Ambassador Joe Kennedy, and her theory of culling the herd of “undesirable deplorables”.

Shoot! I’m blinking again.

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

February 3, 2019 Sarah Blaskey – The Miami Herald sblaskey@miaimherald.com

February 3, 2019

Sarah Blaskey – 

The Miami Herald

sblaskey@miaimherald.com

RE: Congratulations on your Page 1 story – and above the fold to boot! – on the rise of the “alt-right” and how the “chilling effects” of too much time on the “slippery slope” of latent Islamophobia will surely lead us down the path of having MAGA hats welded on to our heads. As ably reported by you, chronicling the return of unbridled billingsgate in once irenic Hallandale, in today’s Miami Herald.

Ms. Blaskey,

I cite, in its entirety, your comment on Laura Loomer, the Svengali to Right – Wing puppet, Hallandale Councilwoman Anabelle Lima-Taub

“Proud of the label ‘Islamaphobe,’ Loomer clarified that she sees

her fear of Islam as rational. She calls Islam ‘the biggest threat to

Western Society.’ [In reality, most terrorist attacks are carried

 out by nationalist extremists.”

Pop Quiz

Did any of the murdering thugs who flew planes into

buildings on 9/11 shout “Luther Akbar”, suggesting that

 they were Norwegian terrorists?

You, in the same article, said that the Southern Poverty Law Center, a group known for dispensing more heat than light and a group that atoned for its most recent libel by paying its victim’s legal costs and several millions of dollars in compensatory damages, wrote “Muslims are depicted as irrational, intolerant, and their faith is frequently depicted as sanctioning pedophilia, coupled with intolerance for homosexuals and women.”

Would you think me an Islamaphobe if I were to point out that while Soldiers and Marines became used to IEDs in Afghanistan they had a much harder time understanding “Dancing Boys”? In addition to racing camels, they serve as sexual vehicles for tribal elders. Didn’t Iran hang a man convicted of being a homosexual last week? Is the practice of cliteroidectomies on 8 to 10-year-old girls practiced by Baptists or Buddhists?

What do the years 732, 1571, and 1683 have in common? If you said rape and pillage and the end to Western Civilization, as it was then known, by radical Islamic terrorists, you know your History. 

What in the name of the Great God Jehovah were the idyllic Muslims doing half way across Europe before they were stopped at Tours in 732?

In 1571, the Muslim Merry Pranksters were stopped at Lepanto. They had promised to stable their horses in the Sistine Chapel. Was that a misunderstanding?

If it were not for Jan Sobieski, King of Poland, the 17^th century version of radical Islamic terrorist would have conquered Vienna. Forgetting everything else but remembering that the Taliban, radical Islamic terrorists on steroids and writ large, outlawed whistling in Afghanistan when they had the whip hand. Let’s try to think about life with neither Bach nor Mozart.

Speaking of things cultural….14 centuries after the Prophet announced his good news where is the Muslim Dante? How about a DaVinci? Michelangelo? Shakespeare?

Handel? Madison? Dickens? Tolstoy? Kipling? Pound? Eliot? Kemmons Wilson? Walter Boeing? Bryant/Lombardi? Gates/Jobs?

You will not have to be in the shower to count Nobel Prize winners with identifiable Muslim names. About 1000 years ago, they turned inward. They ate their own seed corn. I don’t want to say there was incest but a lot of them can look through a key hole with both eyes.  

Do you know if the Hallandale Library has ever had an exhibit of Robert Mapplethorpe photos? How about a tableau featuring “Piss Christ”? A presentation of “Corpus Cristi”? Does it stock Dick Gregory’s excellent bio. If you want the title SASE.

I won’t ask about the Mohammed cartoons. That would be prima facie Islamophobia, right? 

Nat Hentoff, my pal, wrote a book titled “Free Speech For Me But Not For Thee”. See if you can get a copy. Of course, you know that “a little learning is a dangerous thing” so beware of “shallow drafts”.

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

February 2, 2019 Even though he cost me one of my better memes...

February 2, 2019

Even though he cost me one of my better memes, one that I have been using since Bush was President – “Josef Mengele, MD would win any Democratic primary he ran in in Broward County, Ground Zero for modern American Liberalism, because of his progressive views on abortion” and its follow up about 4^th & 5^th trimester infanticide – I don’t want Ralphie Northam, MD, the Democratic Governor of Virginia, to quit.

He can make the common weal better by being a positive negative example.

He had no problem calling his gubernatorial opponent a racist.

 He had no problem throwing flaming bags of cat shit at Brett Kavanaugh for something he mavbe, allegedly, perhaps, Quien sabe, did or didn’t do almost 4 decades ago.

Unlike Hugo Black or Robert Byrd – fellow Democrats and proud alumni of the Ku Klux Klan, Senators who basked and reveled in their sheeted past – Governor Little Ralph also managed to put his dick in the wringer because of a photo in his medical school yearbook – Did I just say medical school yearbook? Yes, I did. And truth really is stranger than fiction because he was training to become, and I am not making this up, a so help me God, pediatrician – showing him as Mr. Bojangles, a Black faced buffoon who doubled as Step-n-Fetchit in the Wednesday matinee or a proudly hooded Klansman like the ones who supported John Nance Garner, Albin Barkley, and John Sparkman. And, needless to say which is why it must be said, but if century old Confederate statues must be razed a la the Taliban blowing up Buddhas, why is racist Russell’s name still on the Senate building and why are nuclear powered and nuclear armed Naval vessels named after racist Vinson and bigot Stennis?

Could Little Ralphie, this goony nit-wit, make his week worse? Yes, yes said an incredulous public. How so, they wanted to know. By “revising and extending his remarks”, a favorite trick of Congress. It’s when you discover that while 2 + 2 really is 4, your focus group wants it to be either 5 or 6 and sometimes 7. So, while you spoke the truth about killing 2-year-old children, as being a codicil to the only Sacrament extant in the Church of Secular Humanism, Abortion, you said only if they lived in single parent houses and had scoliosis.

He said, and in public, that abortion was OK up until the time the baby had been held by 2 different sets of grandparents and his father tried to change his diaper for the second time and before he applied to pre-school or he stops believing in both the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny, whichever comes last.

Predictably, the POO-mALs, none of whom give’s a rat’s ass about killing viable human beings, except in the electric chair or when they are trying to invade our beloved country, focused on the racial aspect which is why all copies of Shakespeare’s Othello will be shot past Pluto the next time the next time a Pioneer rocket is saddled up. Infanticide, and its champion, J. Swift, are enjoying a comeback, thanks to Ralphie Boy. 

Tom Steyer and George Soros will pay $1,000,000 each – and try to get it before Congresswoman Chiquita Cortez’s 105% tax bracket kicks in – for a picture of Ralphie wearing his MAGA hat. And, yes, it is out there.

Curly Biden [named in honor of the smartest Stooge] and Alpha Gump, [the paradigmatic template of White Privilege and the only man I know to flunk out of 2 graduate schools in one semester], both ex-Veeps which meant that they had their lawn mowed by guys carrying Uzis are the only people to benefit from this mAL FUBAR. [For the unread, mAL FUBAR means “modern American Liberal Fucked Up Beyond Recognition] The reason is simple. As long as this Guinness Book loutish jester is stumbling around like a drunken lout in the public arena the gimlet eye of public opinion will not be on them. They can continue honing their “sex poodle” skills and trying to figure out how to get ivory with which to replace their aging uppers.

You are right if you noticed that I did not end the last sentence with a preposition, that being a “situation up with which I will not put.”

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET 

PS – Please, please will someone get a 12-gauge Remington and a 70-pound otter hound and put an end to that rat in Pennsylvania? Also, some good news from the medical front. I was recently diagnosed with spinal stenosis for which a minor te deum must be raised. That means I do not have one of those wasting neurological diseases, the ones identified by initials, for which I have been recently tested.

PPS – Howard Schultz, Gazillionaire founder of Starbuck’s, who came back from an 8 year sabbatical to shoot every 7^th overpaid executive to return his company to its former glory of $6 coffee cum language lessons, a child of the Brooklyn projects, and if a Broadway musical can be staged about an Argentinean hooker than one can be staged about how he got from Canarsie to Northern Michigan University to Milan to Seattle to maybe the White House using his own money, has suddenly become a pariah to the pajama people who name their kids Kumbaya and believe no tax is ever high enough. I will try to buy some coffee without phumfering and embarrassing my granddaughters. And if Michael Moore will think ill of me, well, I’ll just have to live with that cross.