Tuesday, October 16, 2018

October 8, 2018 Michael DeLucca – President Broward Regional Health Planning Council










October 8, 2018

Michael DeLucca – President
Broward Regional Health Planning Council
200 Oakwood Suite #100
Hollywood, FL 33020

RE: Pink is my favorite color but I don’t wear it in October – A comment on your mini Op-Ed in Sunday’s Sun Sentinel

Yo, Mikey!

Did more Americans die from prostate cancer or breast cancer last year?

Let the record show that on October 21, 2014 I was operated on for breast cancer. Four years down and one to go.









Kevin Smith

October 8, 2018 Senator Edward Markey


October 8, 2018

Senator Edward Markey
222 Miliken Blvd #312
Fall River, MA 02721

Senator Markey,

I saw you on the Chris Matthews show, he of the telegenic blue veiner caused by Barack Obama sending a “thrill up his leg”, talking about the horror, the horror of Judge Kavanaugh becoming Justice Kavanaugh.

The problem with seeing you talk about anything is that all I see is you, on the floor of the United States Senate, shilling for Ackman the robber baron and malefactor of great wealth in his quest to enrich himself by “shorting” an organic food company.

Paul Krugman, the modern American Liberal’s favorite fortune teller, a man who predicted a bear market the day after Trump was elected or about 9,000 DJIA points below where the Dow is now, used to get $50,000 per speech from Enron when he was the celebrity shiller. You do remember Enron, don’t you?


I’m from Hudson County, NJ.
I knew Menendez when he was collegiate bag man – What a perfect cover! – for Mayor Musto. Musto went to jail. Menendez did not. At least not yet.
At least Menendez took his swag the old-fashioned way in white envelopes in the parking lot of an upscale Eye-Tie restaurant.
How much were you on the pad for?
I’m sorry flogging is outlawed. Maybe Justice Kavanaugh can fix that.
A dozen, well laid on, every day at noon, sounds about right.

What a terrible little shit, worthy of bastinado, you are.





Kevin Smith



PS – Let me revise and extend my last sentence. “What a terrible Irish-Catholic little shit, worthy of bastinado, you are.”





October 7, 2018 Fred Grimm The Sun Sentinel


October 7, 2018

Fred Grimm
The Sun Sentinel

RE: Doomed, and not a damn thing we can do about it, right? A comment or two about your “fundamentally transformative” Jeremiad Op-Ed in today’s unlinkable Sun Sentinel which tells us not to worry about Social Security/Medicare going bust or pay8ing our mortgages because Neptune is coming, and damn soon, and we’re all going to drown, don’t you know?

Mr. Grimm,

“The real problem is global warming, which scientists expect
will raise sea levels in Florida 2, 3 feet maybe more, over 
the next four decades.”
The Sun Sentinel
Today
You

At the very least can we get the government out of the water front insurance business? Forget “red lining” in mortgages> Are we to give new meaning to “Underwater mortgages”? Shouldn’t we ban Fannie Mae from purchasing mortgages on littoral properties? [If you don’t know the literal meaning of littoral send a SASE]

Speaking of “global warming”, do you have any idea of what ended the last Ice Age? Hint: It sounds a lot like global warming. Look it up.

Do you like Dante? Have you ever heard of him? [Make the SASE a big one] Do you have any feelings for the Renaissance? Jeepers, all the Eye-Ties can’t be gangsters, can they? Borrowing from the pseudo-science so favored by modern American Liberals, the confusing conflation of causation and correlation, the logical construct that proves, conclusively, that Plainfield State [You’re a journalist. You must remember them. If not, stick it in the SASE] could beat the ‘85 Bears, that global warming caused the Renaissance.

Follow the bouncing ball.

About 1,050 years ago there was a significant – and I am using the word “significant” with surgical precision – upward spike in temperature. Here’s where it gets tricky. I’ll type slowly so you can follow, stay with the convoy, so to speak. Warmer temperatures mean more land becomes more arable. More arable land means more protein. More protein means people get smarter. Can you see where I’m going here? A century later we had – Ecco! – the friggin’ Renaissance. Unless you have a problem with Petrarch that rice is cooked and that case is closed. Sort of like “Move On”, right?

You say that Mike Huckabee, “the Fox News commentator”, and why does that
 sound like a 4-letter word, led the fight to keep beach access from the “lesser breeds”, and both the hoi and the debased polloi. Since you don’t like Dante, you probably aren’t aware of the Trivium and the Quadrivium is probably a word too far. The next thing you will read is an example of tu quoque.

Did he learn from the still dead Senator Lard Kennedy, who led the fight, indeed fought like the drunken churlish lout that he was, to keep windmills far from the Hyannis beach front so prized by arrogant, elitist 1%ers?

Jeeszus Haitch Keerist, but you are a putz.







Kevin Smith
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET




PS – I read this morning where the con men, scam artists, grifters, poltroons, and ohmadahns who make up the “Sky if Falling” Climate Bureau of the UN said we have 10 
years before the Earth turns into goo, aspic, and non-organic Trump bobble head dolls. Yet again we have to face the inconvenient truth that 30 years ago the first 10year warning was issued. I immediately switched my 30-year fixed mortgage to a 30-year balloon. Then, 20 years ago, the next 10 year warning was issued.   I did it again. But wait there’s more. Nothing succeeds like excess so, 10 years ago, I did it again. 10 years from now I will look into a reverse mortgage and a one-way ticket to the “undiscovered country”. 30 years of interest deductions, a pot full of tuition bills paid, and I still have an asset increasing in value. Who says you can’t make buck in bad times? To those who believed such nit-wit, moon-bat folderol 30 years ago, 20 years ago, 10 years ago, and today, you are condemned to being an hour late and a buck short forever. Of course, as modern American Liberals, buffoons who believe that this time Sisyphus is going to get the rock up the hill where he will find the “smoking gun” evidence that Kavanaugh really was a serial rapist and a predatory ice flinger, all things are possible. Step this way for the express train to the horizon.


October 14, 2018 Fred Grimm The Sun Sentinel


October 14, 2018

Fred Grimm
The Sun Sentinel

RE: This year’s Storm of the Century, maybe of the Millennium, and why it is always our fault and the only way to save ourselves is to introduce a 105% tax rate and outlaw electricity even though women and minorities will suffer disproportionately, as they always, always do. As explained in your unlinkable Op-Ed lament in today’s Sun Sentinel and entitled, aptly, “Leaving a Legacy of Disasters”.

Mr. Grimm, 

As a card carrying, fire breathing – a about a half a bubble off plumb – modern American Liberal, and speaking truth to power, you are more run of the mill than the exception, it encouraged, indeed mandated, that you conflate, constantly and confusingly,
causation and correlation on things about which you are abysmally ignorant. It is good that you take up your journalistic cudgels to tell us that weasely, wascally Wepublicans, in constant pursuit of filthy lucre guarded jealously by a wily Mammon, wake each day trying to figure a new way to Xyklon B unsuspecting coral reefs, how to defenestrate furbish louseworts, how to exsanguinate delhi smelts, while exercising the ultimate in White privilege by acquiescing in the annual deaths of more than 2,000,000 sub-Saharan
Brown and Black babies by allowing mosquitoes to kill them.

Among the great gifts from the DWEMs was the Trivium., the capstone of which is Logic. It is obvious from your columns that it is a term with which you are not familiar It may as well have been written in Pashto or transmitted as whole cloth from one of the minor moons of Jupiter.

One of the most important perks of modern American is the genetic infusion of “eclectic indignation”. It enables you to see past the 2x4 in your eye while focusing on the mote in your neighbor’s orb. That, coupled with your extensive use of tautologies, without which you would have no, as in none, zip, zero, brain activity at all, gives an unbroken, true flat line.

Allow me to digress.

You know, of course, that global warming ended the last Ice Age and gave us the conditions that enabled the Renaissance to flourish. The Renaissance I refer to is the one that started in Italy. The end of the Ice Age I refer to gave us, inter alia, Niagara Falls. Honest. You could look it up.

Did EXXON cause the unnamed hurricane of 1935? How about the one in1937? 1925? How about the one in Galveston in 1908? Did fracking trigger that one? How about Krakatoa? Who/What caused that? How about the 1918 Flu? How about the Black Death? How about Vesuvius? How about the regular as clock work, every 750,000 years, Yellowstone eruption that wipes out all terrestrial life? By the way, we are at the outer edge of the envelope for the next one. Did Noah sail into the Scylla-like Avernus of biblical floods?

Did you know that the first time the whales were saved was because Colonel Drake spudded his first oil well in Titusville, PA in 1859? 3 years later the New England based whale oil OPEC cartel was gone, only to be remembered in novels?

Did you know, you silly, silly little man that the literal meaning of the word “Adirondack” has nothing to do with the noble aborigines who were done in by Lord Jeff and his band of merry prankster wanabees? “Adirondack” entered the American lexicon almost 3 centuries ago, “before the country was ours”. It means “dry and bitter land”. It was called that long before we had “acid rain”. It goes without saying – Don’t you love that phrase? – that “acid rain” was caused by salve owners, Jay Gould, purveyors of Manifest Destiny, “Know Nothings”, Nullification theorists, and just mean and nasty rotters and bounders who wanted to get rich by despoiling Mother Nature while pissing on Gaia’s leg.

One of my granddaughters drove down to surprise Bumps, her curmudgeonoly grandfather. That she did it in a non-polar bear drowning car gave me hope for the future.
Now if we can get tofu to substitute for penicillin there may yet be hope for all our futures, right? 

Familiarize yourself with the word ohmadahn. I’ll need a head shot of you for the next Guinness Record Book.




Kevin Smith
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET



October 14, 2018 Rosemary O’Hara – Editorial Page Editor The Sun Sentinel


October 14, 2018

Rosemary O’Hara – Editorial Page Editor
The Sun Sentinel

RE: Matthew Shepherd, si, Jesse Dirkhising, no? Some comments on your Page 3A story on Matthew Shepherd and the effects on Laramie, Wyoming, the United States, and the body politick.

Ms. O,

I know, I know, “After the first death there are no others” but why isn’t George Moscone on the same stamp as Harvey Milk?

Let us stipulate that the “alleged perpetrators” who pulled the trigger and killed Moscone and Milk were the only ones acquitted of the murders, it being self-evident that the rest of mankind is collectively guilty of at least one of the murders. Killing a self- proclaimed practicing heterosexual does not have the same panache as killing a serial predatory homosexual with a past History of paedophilia.

The TSA sent me a birthday gift Sunday last. I don’t have to become discalced to get on a plane. So the prospect of being called a homophobe, a wogaphobe, an Islamaphobe, a phobophile, or even a meanie causes me no great concern. Just don’t call me late for cocktail time.

Matthew Shepherd, and God rest his soul, was in a saloon frequented by homosexuals who reveled in “rough trade”. That is neither an excuse nor is it mitigation for the murder most foul done to him. Do you think society would have been better served if his murderers were executed? A bit of a poser for modern American Liberals, no?

Jesse Dirkhising was 12 years old, and therefore incapable of encouraging and approving of what happened to him in the last 3 days of his life. He was kidnapped, tortured, repeatedly raped and sodomized, and finally choked to death by gasoline doused rags. It is not known whether he was burned while alive or post mortem. This was done to him by 2 predatory homosexuals, [Shades of Lord Keynes and Congressman Gary Studds, but not Oscar Wilde.]

There is a picture of Matthew Shepherd’s parents being received in the Oval Office and comforted and consoled by President Obama. I can find no photo of Jesse Dirkhising’s family being so Corporal Work of Mercied.

Why has Jesse Dirkhising gone down the always convenient modern American Liberal memory hole and why do they all wish that the recently released movie about Gosnell, the Philadelphia serial killer cum abortionist, would go down with it? It is a widely known fact that should a Dr. Mengele wanabee ever run in a Broward County Democratic primary he would win overwhelmingly for his “progressive” views on abortion.
Your news story on Page 3A of today’s Sun Sentinel says “that today it [Wyoming] has fewer women in its legislature and remains hesitant to adopt policies that combat anti-gay violence and bias”. That is a sentence worthy of note. And derision. Are you saying that if Wyoming had such laws that Matthew Shepherd would be alive today? Are you familiar with the original Dr. J who said “How said of all the things that men endure, how few laws or Kings can cause or cure?”  I guess not. 

Other than strict enforcement of “Thou shall not kill”, followed by Draconian measures, what could have saved Matthew Shepherd or Jesse Dirkhising? The starting premise is simple. T. S. Eliot pointed out that evil, evil as real as your boot, is not subject to the whims of man, only to his outrage.

Perhaps you could explain why the killers of Matthew Shepherd are each serving 2 separate life sentences? They only killed one dude. Do they start the second one when they finish the first one? Big Bill Clinton did not let such niceties deter him from frying Ricky Ray Rector, if memory serves.

We have a play, “The Laramie Project”, a project supported and subsidized by American taxpayers, about Matthew Shepherd. “Corpus Cristi”, also. It posits tha Christ was crucified because he and His lover, Judas Iscariot, had a lovers’ quarrel and Judas dropped a dime on him There was a Broadway play, called “The Umbrella Man”, about a Puerto Rican teenager who killed White people. It was privately financed and, thankfully, closed quickly.

Why no sad songs for Jesse Dirkhising? He’s going to be dead for a long time also.







KEVIN SMITH
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET






October 1, 2018 Rosemary O’Hara – Editorial Page Editor The Sun Sentinel


October 1, 2018

Rosemary O’Hara – Editorial Page Editor
The Sun Sentinel

RE: Gillum, a target rich environment. An endorsing editorial that, like herpes, keeps on giving.

Ms. O,

If climate change is an “urgent thing” what can he do, other than issue irrational Jeremiads about the evils of civilization before promising to “cool the earth and calm the seas”….Wait a minute. Didn’t somebody promise that about 9 years ago? How did that work out? Let me be more specific. Has the earth cooled? Are the seas calmer?

Herewith some suggestions to get him started on his hundred-day march to Utopia.

#1 – Manatee suffrage. And picking up an almost forgotten idea from Lani Guinier – remember her? – disproportionate voting.
#2 – No A/C in any state owned or leased building.
#3 – If you work for the state you use public transit or a bike.
#4 – Ban the use of coal by any utility doing selling electricity in Florida.
#5 – Just say NO to plastic straws, plastic medical devices, and disposable diapers.

But back to Judge Kavanaugh

If “he” is guilty because “she” says “he” is shouldn’t Keith Ellison, he of Democratic
 National Committee status, [just like Little Debbie] be taken out and horsewhipped, spayed, and then lynched? After all, “she”, the victim, is White.

And shouldn’t Tom Robinson – and as a card carrying, fire breathing modern American Liberal if you don’t know who Tom Robinson is I’ll be shocked, shocked – be dug up and, this time, shot legally? 

But back to Gillum.

#6 – If Gillum will mandate that any and all pre-existing conditions must be covered by health insurers, the equivalent of guaranteed issue [that’s inside baseball talk used by people in the insurance racket] why not allow patients to sign up for zero deductible health coverage before they reach the triage unit at the emergency room? Also, if it works there, why not guaranteed issue for DUI dudes and dudesses with automobile insurance? Ditto for arsonists with homeowner’s, right? After all, fairus in unum, fairus in omnibus is only fair, right?

#7 – If DeSantis is borderline racist – not quite as bad as former Klan member Senator Byrd [D-WV] who twice used the dreaded “N” word on national TV or Senator Irvin [D-NC] whose main goal in public life was to keep little Black boys from going to school with little White girls – for using, despite having degrees from 2 Ivy League schools, the verboten word monkey – Does that put him in the Howard Cosell league? – what does that make B. Obama, who also has degrees from 2 Ivy Leagues schools, and used the same word?

#8 – Which brings us to the Miriam Oliphant comparison. She was the ideal candidate for the modern American Liberals of Broward County. Attractive, clean, semi-articulate, quasi-educated [Master’s degrees concentrating on attendance reports and whether the 50-yard line is still on the football field don’t really count, do they?] but truly as dumb as a box of hammers, she was the perfect porch Nigress for the nest of vipers who control Broward County.

That she got fired was not my fault. She committed the one unforgiveable sin. She was stupid in a Guinness Book manner.

 I must add that she too sent the cops to my house – Shades of Little Debbie? – because of something I wrote. The first thing BSO Deputy Joe Kessling said to me was “You’re not in trouble” to which I said, “What do you mean I’m not in trouble? You have a badge and a fucking gun. What do you mean “I’m not in trouble?”

Anyway, it ended well. The Republican Governor who fired her replaced her, doubtless after a national search, with another equally qualified Black woman. I’ll say this for her replacement. She hasn’t hired anyone who wanted to steal any hot stove left untended, as her predecessor did, and she seems to have the sense to come in out of the rain. I don’t know if she could pour piss out of a boot.

As Dickens said, Gillum is “smart and no fool”. He doesn’t have to toot his own horn. Not as long as he has media lackeys who will do it for him. I witnessed a reprise of a Chris Matthews moment – “Obama sent a thrill up my leg” – Sunday morning last when Michael Putney and Glenna Milberg, 2 old hands who disconnected their BS meter, competed to see who could touch the hem of his regal robes and maybe, just maybe, have his shadow fall across their path.

You end your editorial by saying that DeSantis’s denial of inherent racism in his use of the word monkey “is not persuasive”. If he bought Gary Hart’s pleasure craft, aptly named “Monkey Business”, and sunk it would that be sufficient to satisfy the “eclectically indignant” indulgences granters? How about if he burned, at the stake, all the “Planet of the Apes” movies?
Finally, you say “Florida is an increasingly diverse state”. That usually leads to “Diversity is our strength”, an unchallengeable modern American Liberal shibboleth. Could you explain that to me, using as many declarative sentences as required?

Kevin Smith WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET





Thursday, October 4, 2018

October 1, 2018 Rosemary O’Hara – Editorial Page Editor The Sun Sentinel RE: Gillum, a target rich environment. An endorsing editorial that, like herpes, keeps on giving.


October 1, 2018

Rosemary O’Hara – Editorial Page Editor
The Sun Sentinel

RE: Gillum, a target rich environment. An endorsing editorial that, like herpes, keeps on giving.

Ms. O,

If climate change is an “urgent thing” what can he do, other than issue irrational Jeremiads about the evils of civilization before promising to “cool the earth and calm the seas”….Wait a minute. Didn’t somebody promise that about 9 years ago? How did that work out? Let me be more specific. Has the earth cooled? Are the seas calmer?

Herewith some suggestions to get him started on his hundred-day march to Utopia.

#1 – Manatee suffrage. And picking up an almost forgotten idea from Lani Guinier – remember her? – disproportionate voting.
#2 – No A/C in any state owned or leased building.
#3 – If you work for the state you use public transit or a bike.
#4 – Ban the use of coal by any utility doing selling electricity in Florida.
#5 – Just say NO to plastic straws, plastic medical devices, and disposable diapers.

But back to Judge Kavanaugh

If “he” is guilty because “she” says “he” is shouldn’t Keith Ellison, he of Democratic
 National Committee status, [just like Little Debbie] be taken out and horsewhipped, spayed, and then lynched? After all, “she”, the victim, is White.

And shouldn’t Tom Robinson – and as a card carrying, fire breathing modern American Liberal if you don’t know who Tom Robinson is I’ll be shocked, shocked – be dug up and, this time, shot legally? 

But back to Gillum.

#6 – If Gillum will mandate that any and all pre-existing conditions must be covered by health insurers, the equivalent of guaranteed issue [that’s inside baseball talk used by people in the insurance racket] why not allow patients to sign up for zero deductible health coverage before they reach the triage unit at the emergency room? Also, if it works there, why not guaranteed issue for DUI dudes and dudesses with automobile insurance? Ditto for arsonists with homeowner’s, right? After all, fairus in unum, fairus in omnibus is only fair, right?

#7 – If DeSantis is borderline racist – not quite as bad as former Klan member Senator Byrd [D-WV] who twice used the dreaded “N” word on national TV or Senator Irvin [D-NC] whose main goal in public life was to keep little Black boys from going to school with little White girls – for using, despite having degrees from 2 Ivy League schools, the verboten word monkey – Does that put him in the Howard Cosell league? – what does that make B. Obama, who also has degrees from 2 Ivy Leagues schools, and used the same word?

#8 – Which brings us to the Miriam Oliphant comparison. She was the ideal candidate for the modern American Liberals of Broward County. Attractive, clean, semi-articulate, quasi-educated [Master’s degrees concentrating on attendance reports and whether the 50-yard line is still on the football field don’t really count, do they?] but truly as dumb as a box of hammers, she was the perfect porch Nigress for the nest of vipers who control Broward County.

That she got fired was not my fault. She committed the one unforgiveable sin. She was stupid in a Guinness Book manner.

 I must add that she too sent the cops to my house – Shades of Little Debbie? – because of something I wrote. The first thing BSO Deputy Joe Kessling said to me was “You’re not in trouble” to which I said, “What do you mean I’m not in trouble? You have a badge and a fucking gun. What do you mean “I’m not in trouble?”

Anyway, it ended well. The Republican Governor who fired her replaced her, doubtless after a national search, with another equally qualified Black woman. I’ll say this for her replacement. She hasn’t hired anyone who wanted to steal any hot stove left untended, as her predecessor did, and she seems to have the sense to come in out of the rain. I don’t know if she could pour piss out of a boot.

As Dickens said, Gillum is “smart and no fool”. He doesn’t have to toot his own horn. Not as long as he has media lackeys who will do it for him. I witnessed a reprise of a Chris Matthews moment – “Obama sent a thrill up my leg” – Sunday morning last when Michael Putney and Glenna Milberg, 2 old hands who disconnected their BS meter, competed to see who could touch the hem of his regal robes and maybe, just maybe, have his shadow fall across their path.

You end your editorial by saying that DeSantis’s denial of inherent racism in his use of the word monkey “is not persuasive”. If he bought Gary Hart’s pleasure craft, aptly named “Monkey Business”, and sunk it would that be sufficient to satisfy the “eclectically indignant” indulgences granters? How about if he burned, at the stake, all the “Planet of the Apes” movies?
Finally, you say “Florida is an increasingly diverse state”. That usually leads to “Diversity is our strength”, an unchallengeable modern American Liberal shibboleth. Could you explain that to me, using as many declarative sentences as required?

Kevin Smith WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET





Sunday, September 30, 2018

September 30, 2018 Rosemary O’Hara – Editorial Page Editor The Sun Sentinel


September 30, 2018

Rosemary O’Hara – Editorial Page Editor
The Sun Sentinel

RE: Gillum for Governor! Whodathunk. You go, girl.

Ms. O’Hara,

If the ghost of Hugo Chavez were to walk down the Intercoastal proclaiming that, at best, Andrew Gillum was a half-assed socialist that would have been the lead in your editorial endorsing him for Governor. “See. I told you he didn’t know who Robert Owen was.”

A 40% increase in Florida’s corporation tax will produce one sure winner: The professionals, the attorneys and accountants who enjoy 1% life styles because they found a wee aperture in the tax code that only a deduction or, better yet, a credit – Of course, they are retroactive. That’s why God allowed the discovery of amended tax returns, don’t you know? – can get through.

By the way, and I know that the following fact is akin to finger nails on the blackboard or listening to uber-Liberal Nat Hentoff talk about abortion but corporations don’t, never have, never will pay taxes. Taxes, like corporate charitable contributions, like salaries, like 3-martini lunches, like buying print advertising are expenses that are bundled up and become part of the price of the product. The end user, the last thing that can be shaped by the “invisible hand”, pays them. Let me repeat that. The entity that writes the check is a double pass through. It collects the mandated tax and then pays the taxing authority. Honest. You could look it up.

 When Paul Krugman, the only so-called business man that “Occupy Wall Street” will not do a collective trou drop – remember them from your high school daze? – and try to shit in his car because he never saw a tax he couldn’t raise was paid $50,000 for each speech he gave praising Enron. You can look that one up also.

Sort of gives new meaning to the Biblical tale of the camel and the eye of the needle. Look that one up also.

But back to the task at hand.

All the things you highlight about Gillum share a common thread, a universal modern American Liberal warp, if you will. Whatever the problem is, be it local, national,  interplanetary, or intergalactic, even if we need the spectre of Steven Hawking to find the edge of the envelope, the solution is simple: Spend more money. To suggest that the premise of the so well intended program is faulty is to bring down a tsunami of opprobrium and billingsgate of racism, sexism, elitism, or speciesism or the ism that has not yet revealed itself.
Thank God for the POO – the Perpetually Outraged and Offended – who stand guard like a steroid-addled Horatius lest some outrage slip past unreported.

I highlight 2 items:

“We need a course correction, one that shoves
 fewer state dictates down our throats.”

God’s Holy Trousers, but whenever a modern American Liberal says anything like that I thank God for Depends. Modern American Liberalism, as if you didn’t know, is predicated on shoving “state dictates down our throats”.

Thomas Jefferson, noted wine maker, warned us about the above 242 years ago when he wrote of the danger of “erecting a multitude of new offices, and sen[ding] hither swarms of officers, to harass our people, and eat out our substance”. I have been a catcher on the shot-put teams named the EPA and OSHA. Why does a furbish lousewort have more rights than a soon to be unemployed guy who uses a pick and shovel to make a living?

“We acknowledge that Gillum has to deal with an FBI investigation.”

“Acknowledge”? “An FBI investigation”? I am from Hudson County, New Jersey. Bayonne, to put a fine point on it. It sounds like business as usual. There weren’t enough Republicans to go around so the bulging white envelopes all went to Democrats.

“Acknowledge”?

Isn’t that the same as saying that there’s 400 pound gorilla in the room? OOOOPS! I can’t say gorilla. I can’t say ape. I can’t say monkey. In fact, any simian refence is de facto proof of racism, right? There is one exception. Senator Robert Byrd [D-WVA], former Deputy Gran Kleagle of, and can you believe this, the frigin’ Ku Klux Klan, can did twice say on national TV the dreaded “N” word, the word that guilt-ridden White folk dare not use, particularly on national television. If you want to know what the word is send a SASE.

Another exception to using gorillamonkeyape references is Barack Obama. When he was not “cooling the earth and calming the seas” or telling us “don’t bring a knife to as gun fight” or “if you like your doctor you can keep him” or “drawing red lines in the sand” or announcing, like OJ Simpson saying he would spend the rest of his life trying to find his wife’s real killers, that he would spend the rest of his life trying to find those missing 7 or 8 states, used monkey as a verb and as a noun.

And of course it is a well known fact that a Black man can’t be a racist, right? OK, OK, maybe Farakhan. Maybe the wing-nut Congresswoman Maxine “No hot stove is safe when I’m around” Waters, from California is one also. She can always argue diminished capacity.

Let me make a withdrawal from my memory bank. Former Vice President Curly Biden, named after the smartest stooge, said of Obama, that he was “clean and articulate”. 

I hereby stipulate that Andrew Gillum, AKA “alleged perpetrator”, is “clean and articulate”. And he’s rounding 2nd  base on the way to the Governor’s mansion.






Kevin Smith
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET




PS – How will increasing teachers’ starting salary to $50,000 make for better results? Does he intend to fire all the bad or incompetent or below average teachers who bear responsibility for low scores, just like a losing football coach who has no tenure, and replace them with newly hired ones at higher salaries? How about paying a starting bonus to new teachers who agree to teach in a Fort Apache neighborhood? How about a performance bonus equal to half their salary? Hyman Rickover told Jimmy Carter “why not the best?” Carter, despite a degree in physics, was half-assed horse’s ass. He started the Department of Education which has not improved any measurable test score. I suggest shutting the place down, along with the equally inept Department of Energy, and return the money to the people from whom it was taken.


September 29, 2018 In Memoriam For Bill Warnock, the original Handsome Billy from Bayonne


September 29, 2018

In Memoriam
For
Bill Warnock, the original Handsome Billy from Bayonne

From Jooche’s to Thermopylae to the Speedway Tavern to the Jewish Y to Kipling to Shiloh to the Sacketts to Churchill to Toole – I never could get him to Joyce -  to Monument Valley to some nasty legal stuff to him telling me a few years ago, while he was working on his tan, “Life is good”, to grandchildren, to weddings, to funerals, Big Red and I had an almost 60-year journey.

About 30 years ago, taking a cue from Trollope, he accurately forecast the results of my upcoming adventures when Loretta, wife and Mom extraordinaire, asked me what I did. I told her I had just begun what was to become a more than 7-year Odyssey in U.S. Tax Court where, even if you win, you lose. “Your life is over”, was his take on my upcoming fortuna, and it proved to be spot on.

“Of course the wheel is crooked but it’s the only game in town.”
PLAY ON!
My father, the legendary Judge Smith, always said, “Anything past 70 is like playing with house money”. Your family was with you, like mine was when Amy died.

[Attention must be paid to the most extraordinary real estate closing ever. It began in his office, the one across the street from Petridis’s, Bayonne’s World Famous Hot Dog Restaurant. It ended in DeAngelis’s tavern, one of Bayonne’s better bistros. After the $13,000 error was squared away, he drove me home. [The seller, Bob Brown, will be dead 20 years next Wednesday.] After taking the longest way possible to get from Bayonne to West Orange, I asked him to come in. “No. Your wife doesn’t want to see you. I know she doesn’t want to see me.” Right again, Red Willie.

No sad songs, Moose.

I’ll raise a glass as I re-tell the story of the afternoon in the saloon in Durango, Colorado.

Sleep well, my friend, and leave the light on.


Kevin Smith
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

 PS – If he ran for Mayor of Bayonne I was going to be his campaign manager. The theme of the campaign was to be “Loot & Pillage”. But that’s a different story, isn’t it?

Friday, September 28, 2018

September 27, 2018 Congresswoman Gwen Moore


September 27, 2018

Congresswoman Gwen Moore
316 N. Milwaukee Street
Milwaukee, WI 53202

Congresswoman Moore,

Before I get to your House speech shown on C-Span today I must ask questions of a somewhat delicate and sensitive nature. Your c.v.* says you were raped as a child and as an adult. Did Brett Kavanaugh rape you? How about Keith Ellison? John Conyers? Willie Horton? Mel Reynolds? Al Franken? The Duke Lacrosse team? Lard Kennedy?

Get back to me, OK?

In your floor speech today, you thundered about Trump raising the deficit by a trillion dollars – that’s $1,000,000,000,000 in Benjamins – in 18 months. If that is the case it would actually be a decrease in the increase that Obama caused. Look it up. Obama, and blessed be his name, doubled the deficit in 8 years. It went from less than ten trillion – that’s $10,000,000,000,000 – to a bit more than twenty trillion – that’s $20,000,000,000,000 in 8 years. Look that up also.

You may recall that Wide-Bottomed Hillary spent 8 years in the Senate descrying the borrowing of borrowing money in general and borrowing anything from the Chinese in particular. She was Secretary of State for less than a week when she filled up a 747 with several hundred Monica Wilensky wanabees to go to Beijing and do some knob polishing on mendacious Mandarin money lenders. She came back with a bit less than a trillion – that’s $1,000,000,000,000 – that was supposed to go to “shovel ready” jobs. The problem was, as President B.O. said a bit later, was that there were no “shovel ready” jobs. Instead, he gave the money to teachers’ unions and the thugs at the SEIU. 

Did you rant about that? If so, when?

You also roared about 80% of the tax benefits form last year’s tax bill went to the already filthy rich 1%ers, many of whom, including the non-Caucasians, are ardent practitioners of White privilege. 

Pray tell, gentle lady, but exactly how do you give a tax cut to someone without taxable income? While the IRS code allows, indeed demands, for negative capital balances it does not, yet, allow for negative income tax rates.

I offer a revenue enhancement to the tax code change that modern American Liberals, folks such as you, can get behind.

Why should inner city moms, usually women of color, many of whom have children on the brink of turning quite feral who are absent good, affordable public transit, thus denying them access to a good Ritalin program and the palliative effects of Midnight Basketball, both suffer from and subsidize the shortfall of revenue caused by the tax exempt earned from owning municipal bonds? 

How many of your melanin infused constituents own municipal bonds?

Do you think “Black Lives Matter” and “Occupy Wall Street” are on to this?






Kevin Smith





PS – Do you really have a son named Supreme? What the Hell were you thinking? Plus, the asterisk footnote above c.v. usually means that a definition is coming. Send a SASE.



Monday, September 24, 2018

September 17, 2018 Mayor Michael Ryan


September 17, 2018

Mayor Michael Ryan
City Hall
10770 Oakland Park Blvd. West
Sunrise, FL 33351

RE: Addenda, never errata, to yesterday’s letter on “cooling the earth and calming the seas”. Wait a minute. He didn’t do that either. I guess he was too busy “drawing red lines in the sand”.

Mr. Mayor,

In my haste to point out some of the obvious shortcomings of your Homerically dumb, Biblically imbecilic, head so far up your ass that you could tend to your own back teeth, anti-rational take on the real world, the world where, to cite Orwell, “stones are hard and water is wet”, I left out some important additions to the gravity-repealing, horizon jumping list of things for you to do.

#1- I can get some good stuff from Solyndra. Call me.
#2 – Disposable diapers? Gone.
#3 – Plastic soda bottles? Plastic Baby Milk Bottles? Verboten.
#4 – Say good bye to gasoline powered lawn mowers. Ditto carwashes.
#5 – 100% organic rubber tires – no nylon, no polyester - for all city vehicles.
#6 – I’ll be starting a “GoFundMe” page for your vasectomy. Your line must end.
#7 – You are living proof that Justice Holmes was right.
#8 – You may want to think about “taking one for the side”.





Kevin Smith




PS - Please tell me that you are not Irish-Catholic. My father’s people are from Galway;  my mother’s are from Cork. Plus, I had 17 years of Catholic schools with not so much as a wink. Here’s hoping that at least you are a left-legger. Beckett and Seinfeld help me get through the day. Try them. But wait, there’s more. We are coming up to September 21st.
I mention that because Professor Antonio Vivaldi, my favorite Eye-Tie climatologist, takes that day and three others to celebrate – Guess what? – the weather. Familiarize yourself with him and his works. It will ease the burden of you being the savior of mankind.

September 17, 2018 Mayor Michael Ryan


September 17, 2018

Mayor Michael Ryan
City Hall
10770 Oakland Park Blvd. West
Sunrise, FL 33351

RE: Think globally; act locally: Some comments on your mini Op-Ed in Sunday’s Sun Sentinel about Florida following the lead of California and committing to “100% net-zero carbon emissions by 2045” or Guy Fawkes Day this year, whichever comes first.

Mister Mayor,

I was going to congratulate you on your brave stand on fighting Climate Change by shutting off all the A/Cs in public buildings in Sunrise but, Jeepers, you didn’t, did you?
I mean what the Hell are a few more drowning polar bears compared to keeping municipal employees comfy, right? But then I saw that you were following California’s lead in the never-ending culture war. Like the health benefits of public crapping have never been emphasized enough? Will you have a voluntary period where Sunrise citizens are “encouraged” to come to City Hall and drop their knickers and shit in front or will it be cold turkey and you must come on your birthday date every month and crap to show your fealty to Gaia, the Great Earth Goddess?

Do you have any hospitals in Sunrise? I know that, having banned single use plastic straws, you will be looking to conquer new worlds. Hospitals eat plastic like T-Rex ate injured lambs. 

Hospitals, nursing homes, rehab centers, emergency clinics, veterinarians, fast food places, convenience stores, undertakers, florist shops, Publix, libraries, tarot readers, pet stores…no plastic, ever again. See if you can get Gandhi’s home spinners. 

How are the plans for the unicorn farm going? Are you still trying to hire Ned Lud to run it? You need colder weather than is normally found here to grow rainbow stew vines. Ditto for balloon juice bushes. But keep at it. It’s not your money, is it?

My friend, Sam Johnson, was wont to say, “Such stupidity, sir, is not to be found in Nature.” That he got to the Hebrides, there is no doubt. Too bad he missed Sunrise.


Kevin Smith


PS – I still get a warm and fuzzy feeling when I remember that I fracked my first oil well in 1974. It is still a chalk bet that you, using both your hands, couldn’t find your ass in a phone booth.

WAS THERE EVER A GREATER, MORE POWERFUL COUNTRY THAN AMERICA ON SEPTEMBER 2, 1945?


WAS THERE EVER A GREATER, MORE POWERFUL COUNTRY
THAN AMERICA ON SEPTEMBER 2, 1945?

“THESE PREOCEEDINGS ARE CLOSED.”
USS Missouri
Tokyo Bay
GENERAL DOUGLAS MACARTHUR

“Bill, where the Hell are those planes?”
is what the General asked the Admiral
just before 1000 planes overflew the ship.

September 23, 2018 Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz


September 23, 2018

Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz
777 Sawgrass Corporate Parkway
Sunrise, FL 33325

RE: Some comments on your unlinkable mini Op-Ed on “allegations of sexual assault” in today’s Sun Sentinel.

Dear Debbie, Debbie,

Let this be said about modern American Liberal chicks, “They never let you down”.

Since you claim to have 2 degrees, and in Political Science to boot, the Rhetorical concept of tu quoque should be something with which you should be academically familiar. Of course, that is predicated on you having working knowledge of the Trivium. I have been listening to your public utterances for more than 20 years and not a single hint has passed your lips.

2 degrees in Poly Sci and why do I just know that they are alien concepts to you? It’s like saying you love Bach but have never heard of the cello. Friggin’ impossible.

Buckle up. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.

What may or may not have happened – OJ is still looking for the real killers, isn’t he? – 35 or maybe 36 years ago – try that imprecision with the IRS or any Special Counsel and see what happens – will some down to “She said, He said”, right?

Chappaquiddick lacks that ambiguity. Everybody agrees that Senator Lard Kennedy drove his car off the bridge and left my former neighbor’s classmate to die a horrible death. That’s the story in a nutshell, right?

Governor Handsome Billy from Hot Springs told Juanita Broadrick to “Put some ice on that lip” because, after he raped her, he gave her a beating also. Then we had Nina Burleigh say that she would get down on her knees and give Big Bill, King of the One-Eyed Trouser Snakes and give him a hummer a la Monica because he was so “good to women”.

Congressman Keith Ellison, whose inside name is Hadji Fogawi, Vice Chair of the Democratic National Committee, and Democratic candidate for Attorney General of Minnesota, has had 2 sexual assault complaints filed against him. That, plus various complaints about domestic violence, would suggest a pattern of misogynistic law breaking that could not stand public scrutiny. Let me amend that. “Should” not stand public scrutiny.

Former Congressman Anthony Weiner, “Carlos Danger” to his good pals, and wasn’t his lap top, the one that had all the downloads from Hillary Clinton, serviced by your felonious Paki IT dude, the one who took a plea in Federal Court, has yet to take a shower in Federal Prison. Why is that? All I can Say is Deo Gracias for Right Guard.

All I can say is that Ockham had it right. 

The most obvious answer is usually the right one.

Modern American Liberals suffer from an intense wallowing in hubris, a word made holy by DWEMs, people with whom you should be intimately familiar by virtue of your alleged academic training but, alas, 2 decades of your public utterances indicate the opposite. It is also known as “non-malodorous fecal matter syndrome”.

 That means, “your shit don’t smell”.

That means you can dive so deeply into the pool of “eclectic indignation” that you are outraged, outraged at what may have happened 35 or was it 36 years ago while blacking out what did happen in 1969, 1978, 2012, and 2014.

You end by “demanding that our next Supreme Court Justice [be] a person of honesty who knows the difference between right and wrong”. Do you have any particular Justices in mind? Justice Scalia? Justice Gorsuch? Justice Fortas?

Did you know that the Vietnam Wall in DC was begun in Duval County, Texas in 1948? It seems that Congressman Lyndon Johnson, who came by his sobriquet, “Landslide Lyndon”, the old-fashioned way: He and Honest Abe Fortas earned it. Fortas went to the Court House in Duval County and “found” 400 uncounted votes – Would you believe they were all in alphabetical order? They were. Honest Injun, they really were – for Johnson. Congressman Johnson becomes Senator Johnson who became Vice President Johnson who became President Johnson who gave us a wall with 58,519 names on it.

Johnson put him on the Supreme Court 17 years after he mastered the “New” math. Do you mean “honest” like that?

I say all the above as breast cancer survivor. October 21, 2014. Like you, it gives me a perpetual imprimatur to say whatever I want. Because, as another dead Greek once said, “Free men speak with free tongues”. 

Look him up.


Kevin Smith

Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz



Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz
777 Sunrise Corporate Parkway
Sunrise, FL 33325

RE: “Cancer, shmancer” + “Free Speech for Thee but Not for Me” – Some comments on your verbal incontinence in re the confirmation of Judge Kavanagh.

Dear Debbie, Debbie,

The anniversary of your sending the cops to my house because of something I wrote is fast approaching. September 18, to put a precise point on it.

One thing modern American Liberals have in common is, when all else fails, bitch slap the most vulnerable.

 You sent 2 cops, men with badges, guns, and the full majesty of the law, to my house, because something I wrote upset you. What you succeeded in doing was upsetting my wife, particularly when the “bad” cop, Agent MIneva of the Florida Department of Law Enforcement, raised his voice. He was offset by Agent Thomas, the “good” cop. Yet one more reason to be thankful for being Bayonne bred & born. Thus yesterday, when the morally bankrupt modern American Liberals on the Senate Judiciary Committee – of course they were all Democrats, silly me, signaled their brown-shirted fascist thug-wanabees, to start their Kristallnacht routine, they succeeded in upsetting Mrs. Kavanagh, and then scaring the beJeezus out of her 2 girls, girls who have a combined age of 17.

[Many years ago, when my daughter was their age, I committed a felony to protect her. I would do it again in defense of her daughters.]

The Anti-Fa light – Did they get their mask and Cossack instructions from Senator Robert Byrd [D-WVA], former majority leader in the Senate and deputy vice executive assistant Kleagle of the United Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, or did they come by it naturally? Byrd came to be thought of as a modern-day Cicero. Let the record show that Byrd did not suffer the same fate as his sobriquet namesake

I then heard your dulcet tones on the radio say, that as a breast cancer survivor, you were opposed to Judge Kavanagh.

 Do you like peach ice cream?

 It is a well-known fact, and one that is promulgated and in a most persistent proselytizing manner, by brain dead, soul dead modern American Liberals, that people who like peach ice cream are opposed to Judge Kavanagh. That is a non-sequitur. You claim to have 2 degrees, and in Political Science to boot, but you have no knowledge of the Trivium. Even a casual observer would know that Logic is the capstone of the most glorious achievement of all those anonymous DWEMs. And to think they did it all by themselves, no Affirmative Action, no goals, no quotas, no smart phones, while fighting off radical terrorists from the Fertile Crescent. And why do I know that the aforementioned is all Greek to you?

Do you remember when Maureen Dowd said that Cindy Sheehan, one of Nancy Pelosi’s primary opponents, whose son, having volunteered for the Army and, “having taken the King’s shilling” was subsequently killed in combat, had the “absolute moral right” to tell Bush 43 to bugger off? Modern American liberals are very good at discovering “new” rights.

If you, having survived breast cancer, have the right to oppose Judge Kavanagh I, having also survived breast cancer – October 21, 2014, Holy Cross Hospital – have the  right to support him, right? Having survived breast cancer, do we have more of a right? There is something Orwellian about having more than 100% of a right, right? “All rights are equal but some holders of said rights are more equal than others”, right? 


If Kathy Griffin can walk around with a severed head of Trump can I walk around with a severed Debbie Head? I’ll have to wear gloves because your hair would slice me up something terrible. If Robert De Niro can yell “Fuck Trump”, can I yell “Fuck Debbie”?

I shan’t suggest monogenesis but I will tell you to shit in your hat and pull it down over your Medusa-like hair and ears ‘cuz you look good in brown.

Speaking of free speech, I heard Senator Durbin, AKA “Toadface”, say that the sounds of protestors during the hearings were the “sounds of Democracy”, which prompts 2 related questions: #1 – Would visitors to the House be allowed to interrupt floor debate?
#2 – Would spectator interaction during oral arguments in the Supreme Court be encouraged?

Just like Columbo of TV legend I have one more question.

There is a Democratic candidate from Minnesota who has told the electorate that  
he wants to be “their nigger”. Is that, to be ethnic, “beyond the pale” or is it now acceptable?

Finally, Nike is building an ad campaign on “believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything”. You say you have 2 degrees in Political Science. You should have some knowledge of the ancient world. Don’t you think in the Age of “Me, Too” that “Antigone” would have been a better role model than Colin Kaepernick? The half-wits in Chick Lit would have wet their pants as soon as they found out who she was.

If not Antigone, how about Thomas More? If not More how about Pat Tillman? He believed in something and sacrificed everything, didn’t he?



My 3 role models, people who would have made the Nike Swoosh sound like “Taps”, people who “died facing the front”, were not “sunshine patriots”. They “dared to die that Freedom might live and grow…”.

They probably would have sold some shoes.

“Free Men Speak With Free Tongues”, right?


Kevin Smith



PS – Congressman Ron DeSantis uses “monkey” as a verb and is accused of being as racist as Woodrow Wilson and Sam Ervin, both of whom were Southern Democrats. Wilson used to have Klan members in the White House to watch “Birth of a Nation”. Ervin spent his entire public life trying to keep little Black boys from going to school with little White girls, remember? Now we have a Democratic candidate in Minnesota who wants to be your “nigger”. Did I misspeak? Is plaid still your favorite color? What a dumb question! Of course it is.
PPS – Speaking of free speech…Kevin Williamson, a noted non-Caucasian writer for the National Review, was hired by the Atlantic. He was quickly fired by same before he ever wrote one article for them. Steve Bannon, not everyone’s favorite canoe companion, was invited to a New Yorker seminar as a guest speaker. He was quickly uninvited when some of the more sensitive participants got their knickers all knotted at the prospect of being in the same zip code. What is the common denominator here? Simple. Modern American Liberals, all of whom swear undying fealty to free speech – Witness that there was not one peep about the 143-people arrested for interrupting the Kavanaugh hearings – except when it may be used to say that gravity still rules. Put differently, freaking candy-assed, cheese-dicked, pant wetting hypocrites Do you remember the Jimmy Durante movie scene where he tries to steal an elephant? It has become the battle cry of modern American Liberals. He is tip-toeing out of a circus tent with an elephant when a policeman says, “Where are you going with that elephant?” “Elephant?”, says Durante. “What elephant?” Clarence Thomas, a Black, Catholic, Appellate Court Judge, was accused of using inappropriate language by a former colleague years after it supposedly happened. The vitriol and billingsgate heaped upon him by outraged, outraged modern American Liberals was included in the Guinness Book that year. Keith Ellison, a Black, Muslim, Congressman, Vice Chair of the DNC, and candidate for the AG in Minnesota, is accused of assault by a lady friend. Modern American Liberals have eaten their tongues and taped their lips. “What elephant?”





Monday, September 10, 2018

August 6, 2018 Rosemary O’Hara – Editorial Page Editor The Sun Sentinel


August 6, 2018

Rosemary O’Hara – Editorial Page Editor
The Sun Sentinel

RE: Jeff Greene for Governor – Some comments on your editorial endorsement for Governor, a one-time devoted capitalist.

Ms. O’Hara,

Your editorial endorsement of Jeff Greene, coupled with his myriad TV ads promising to “stop Trump on day one”, led me to some serious Historical head scratching. Clio, my favorite Muse, was pestered with my inquiries.

Revealing my elitist background – I went to private schools and I read a lot – convinced me that John C. Calhoun was still dead.

By any standard, save for results, the one fluid template that modern American Liberals must never acknowledge lest they go mad and drown in the River Styx, the one where the freshet of “false news” is always at flood stage, Calhoun was one of the most interesting characters this country has ever produced. Not too many of today’s pols can claim to be fluent in Latin and Greek and to being an honors graduate of Yale College. It must be noted that he was no stranger to the Trivium. Also, no one else ever resigned from the Vice Presidency over a matter of principle. It must also be noted that Andrew Jackson, the President under whom he served and the man that today’s Democrats, spineless shits all, stopped using his name to sell mid-winter dinner tickets, said his biggest public regret was not executing him for treason.

I told you I read a lot.

Unless Governor Greene orders the Florida National Guard to shoot down Air Force One when it enters Florida air space how can he “stop him on day one”?

Lyndon Johnson stopped construction on Interstate 10 in Plaquemines Parish, Louisiana because he didn’t like Boss Leander Perez’s views on education. Johnson nullified the nullifier which brings us back to Calhoun.

Calhoun’s Theory of Nullification, simply put, says that states don’t have to follow Federal law if they don’t like it. [Governor Faubus, Governor Barnett, Governor Wallace, call your offices]

His interesting theory was put to test on the field of combat and found wanting, woefully wanting. Except when “eclectic indignation” allows modern American Liberals to stand athwart History and say “Stop”.

But there is no sense in being a half-assed modern American Liberal.
He said he would fully fund Planned Parenthood.
He said he would support single payer health care.
Did he say he would “cool the earth and calm the seas”? Not yet, but he will.
Will “Midnight Basketball” be made mandatory?
Will manatees vote?
Will he build affordable housing by shorting the mortgage market like last time?
62% of Florida’s voters said “NO” to Same sex marriage. If fact, it has never been approved by voters anywhere and any place it has been on any ballot. How will he “stand up to Trump” on this? The Supreme Court has signed off on this. Can he tell us of any other Supreme Court decisions he will support?
One of my children was bullied in grammar school. I stopped it the old-fashioned Bayonne, NJ way. Interested? Send a SASE.
If, as his ads say, he “has experience in building affordable housing”, why didn’t he? Did any of his “experience” use tax shelters, schemes, or quasi-fraud artifices to get the Federal government to bear a disparate share of the risk? 

There is one positive thing he has done.

He has made Philip Levine, he of the magical Miami Beach pumps [Where does that water go?] look like an odd-lotter.

The Brothers Koch, George Soros, Tom Steyer, he of the dirty coal, and now Jeff Greene. At least they’re spending their own money.




KEVIN SMITH
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET


PS – Indeed, a touching story about his father dying at the age of 51 as he worked to support his family. My father was 26 years old before he went to high school. When he died he was a Judge. His law school yearbook says he would “hark to a wager”.




Saturday, September 8, 2018

September 4, 2018 Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz


September 4, 2018

Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz
777 Sunrise Corporate Parkway
Sunrise, FL 33325

RE: “Cancer, shmancer” + “Free Speech for Thee but Not for Me” – Some comments on your verbal incontinence in re the confirmation of Judge Kavanagh.

Dear Debbie, Debbie,

The anniversary of your sending the cops to my house because of something I wrote is fast approaching. September 18, to put a precise point on it.

One thing modern American Liberals have in common is, when all else fails, bitch slap the most vulnerable.

 You sent 2 cops, men with badges, guns, and the full majesty of the law, to my house, because something I wrote upset you. What you succeeded in doing was upsetting my wife, particularly when the “bad” cop, Agent MIneva of the Florida Department of Law Enforcement, raised his voice. He was offset by Agent Thomas, the “good” cop. Yet one more reason to be thankful for being Bayonne bred & born. Thus yesterday, when the morally bankrupt modern American Liberals on the Senate Judiciary Committee – of course they were all Democrats, silly me, signaled their brown-shirted fascist thug-wanabees, to start their Kristallnacht routine, they succeeded in upsetting Mrs. Kavanagh, and then scaring the beJeezus out of her 2 girls, girls who have a combined age of 17.

[Many years ago, when my daughter was their age, I committed a felony to protect her. I would do it again in defense of her daughters.]

The Anti-Fa light – Did they get their mask and Cossack instructions from Senator Robert Byrd [D-WVA], former majority leader in the Senate and deputy vice executive assistant Kleagle of the United Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, or did they come by it naturally? Byrd came to be thought of as a modern-day Cicero. Let the record show that Byrd did not suffer the same fate as his sobriquet namesake

I then heard your dulcet tones on the radio say, that as a breast cancer survivor, you were opposed to Judge Kavanagh.

 Do you like peach ice cream?

 It is a well-known fact, and one that is promulgated and in a most persistent proselytizing manner, by brain dead, soul dead modern American Liberals, that people who like peach ice cream are opposed to Judge Kavanagh. That is a non-sequitur. You claim to have 2 degrees, and in Political Science to boot, but you have no knowledge of the Trivium. Even a casual observer would know that Logic is the capstone of the most glorious achievement of all those anonymous DWEMs. And to think they did it all by themselves, no Affirmative Action, no goals, no quotas, no smart phones, while fighting off radical terrorists from the Fertile Crescent. And why do I know that the aforementioned is all Greek to you?

Do you remember when Maureen Dowd said that Cindy Sheehan, one of Nancy Pelosi’s primary opponents, whose son, having volunteered for the Army and, “having taken the King’s shilling” was subsequently killed in combat, had the “absolute moral right” to tell Bush 43 to bugger off? Modern American liberals are very good at discovering “new” rights.

If you, having survived breast cancer, have the right to oppose Judge Kavanagh I, having also survived breast cancer – October 21, 2014, Holy Cross Hospital – have the  right to support him, right? Having survived breast cancer, do we have more of a right? There is something Orwellian about having more than 100% of a right, right? “All rights are equal but some holders of said rights are more equal than others”, right? 


If Kathy Griffin can walk around with a severed head of Trump can I walk around with a severed Debbie Head? I’ll have to wear gloves because your hair would slice me up something terrible. If Robert De Niro can yell “Fuck Trump”, can I yell “Fuck Debbie”?

I shan’t suggest monogenesis but I will tell you to shit in your hat and pull it down over your Medusa-like hair and ears ‘cuz you look good in brown.

Speaking of free speech, I heard Senator Durbin, AKA “Toadface”, say that the sounds of protestors during the hearings were the “sounds of Democracy”, which prompts 2 related questions: #1 – Would visitors to the House be allowed to interrupt floor debate?
#2 – Would spectator interaction during oral arguments in the Supreme Court be encouraged?

Just like Columbo of TV legend I have one more question.

There is a Democratic candidate from Minnesota who has told the electorate that  
he wants to be “their nigger”. Is that, to be ethnic, “beyond the pale” or is it now acceptable?

Finally, Nike is building an ad campaign on “believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything”. You say you have 2 degrees in Political Science. You should have some knowledge of the ancient world. Don’t you think in the Age of “Me, Too” that “Antigone” would have been a better role model than Colin Kaepernick? The half-wits in Chick Lit would have wet their pants as soon as they found out who she was.

If not Antigone, how about Thomas More? If not More how about Pat Tillman? He believed in something and sacrificed everything, didn’t he?



My 3 role models, people who would have made the Nike Swoosh sound like “Taps”, people who “died facing the front”, were not “sunshine patriots”. They “dared to die that Freedom might live and grow…”.

They probably would have sold some shoes.

“Free Men Speak With Free Tongues”, right?


Kevin Smith




PS – Congressman Ron DeSantis uses “monkey” as a verb and is accused of being as racist as Woodrow Wilson and Sam Ervin, both of whom were Southern Democrats. Wilson used to have Klan members in the White House to watch “Birth of a Nation”. Ervin spent his entire public life trying to keep little Black boys from going to school with little White girls, remember? Now we have a Democratic candidate in Minnesota who wants to be your “nigger”. Did I misspeak? Is plaid still your favorite color? What a dumb question! Of course it is.
PPS – Speaking of free speech…Kevin Williamson, a noted non-Caucasian writer for the National Review, was hired by the Atlantic. He was quickly fired by same before he ever wrote one article for them. Steve Bannon, not everyone’s favorite canoe companion, was invited to a New Yorker seminar as a guest speaker. He was quickly uninvited when some of the more sensitive participants got their knickers all knotted at the prospect of being in the same zip code. What is the common denominator here? Simple. Modern American Liberals, all of whom swear undying fealty to free speech – Witness that there was not one peep about the 143-people arrested for interrupting the Kavanaugh hearings – except when it may be used to say that gravity still rules. Put differently, freaking candy-assed, cheese-dicked, pant wetting hypocrites Do you remember the Jimmy Durante movie scene where he tries to steal an elephant? It has become the battle cry of modern American Liberals. He is tip-toeing out of a circus tent with an elephant when a policeman says, “Where are you going with that elephant?” “Elephant?”, says Durante. “What elephant?” Clarence Thomas, a Black, Catholic, Appellate Court Judge, was accused of using inappropriate language by a former colleague years after it supposedly happened. The vitriol and billingsgate heaped upon him by outraged, outraged modern American Liberals was included in the Guinness Book that year. Keith Ellison, a Black, Muslim, Congressman, Vice Chair of the DNC, and candidate for the AG in Minnesota, is accused of assault by a lady friend. Modern American Liberals have eaten their tongues and taped their lips. “What elephant?”




Thursday, August 30, 2018

August 29, 2018 Randy Schultz The Sun Sentinel


August 29, 2018

Randy Schultz
The Sun Sentinel

Mr. Schultz,

A big fat juicy target, akin to Keats’s “new planet swimming into view”, has precluded my response to your weekly quasi-screed that is, as usual, a POO [Perpetually Outraged and Offended] lamentation concentrating on what rat bastards those Republicans are.

Anytime someone like Mark Reynolds shows up with a “Please Kick Me Before I Do It Again” billboard around his torso, well, attention must be paid. God’s Holy Trousers, but he is something. I hope he becomes a regular. He’s better than Viagra.

But I haven’t forgotten you: 2 things.

#1 -You say that a Rick Scott ad would have been better if he had told the truth. Would you care to comment on 3 ads in 48 years – 1916, 1940, & 1964 – by 3 different   Presidents – Wilson, Roosevelt, & Johnson – all of whom happened to have been Democrats, that they would not send American boys to fight in foreign wars?

#2 – “Losing a job can push people into poverty.” Ya think? Move over Trollope. How about “Rain will wet you”? Or “Snow is cold”? “Fire burns”? The possibilities are endless. Stones are hard; water is wet?

Pop quiz. Should the Governor order a special prosecutor to look into Gillum’s graft and bribery ties? Also, should he be elected, will he adopt the traditional Cuban model, with a bow to Bulgaria, road to Socialism or the more Millennial oriented Venezuelan template with a bow to Zimbabwe AKA, Shining Path to Scientific Socialism?

It seems to me that more than a century after the USSR stopped exporting wheat and 60 years after the Castros took over the casinos and 20 years after Chavez repealed all the laws governing gravity, Socialists world-wide have the same 3 insurmountable problems: A – Breakfast B – Lunch – Dinner.

Get back to me when UBER figures out where Utopia is and will I finally get to cross the horizon to get to it.





Kevin Smith