Saturday, September 14, 2019

September 10, 2019 Speaking of chicks playing guys’ games...


September 10, 2019
Speaking of chicks playing guys’ games, am I the only one to notice that Serena Williams is about a quart and a half of seasoned chicken fat away from playing goal line defense for the Dolphins this Sunday? One more peach cobbler and she’ll have an ass that’s an ax handle and a half wide. If she can’t make it in the NFL, she’ll be the pitch lady for Nutrisystem. Drink their bilge and run around her a few times a day and you’ll look like Twiggy. We don’t need no stinking ERA.

  I am going back to the New York Times this Sunday for the first time March, 2003.
March, 2003. Two wars. One in Baghdad; one in Augusta.

The one in Baghdad is best remembered for the picture of Saddam Hussein’s statue being toppled That happened because men died. The dustup in Georgia was because of the disproportionate number of urinals. The other thing, the thing that got most of the knickers knotted, was the unilateral imposition of the insulting ladies’ tees. At best, it a recognition of empirical evidence that the best of the fairer sex can’t hit them as far as the number 161 on Men’s Tour List, he’s the guy who has to play his way in every Thursday or he goes home in a leased SUV. The picture best remembered from that spat is of a male anti-protestor holding a sign that read “Iron my shirts”. Not exactly “Cartago delenda est” but we have smaller targets these days. don’t we? The consolation is that “Dea vult” now has the whip hand. Not exactly Horatius at the Bridge but from a culture that wants to ban pronouns it will have to do.

Speaking of gender inequity, how about doing something about the imbalance at Arlington National Cemetery? How many chicks died at the Wheat Field? At the Little Big Horn? Are still in the USS Arizona? Why doesn’t the silhouette on the MIA flag wear a bouffant? And Serena still has a fat arse 

My first memory of the Times is from a cold Sunday in 1950. My father, the legendary Judge Smith, used to read the 2 Arthurs – Krock and Daley – to me. By the late ‘80s I was an itch that 2 generations of Sulzbergers couldn’t scratch. By then, W.R. Borders, identified as a National Editor was assigned to be the cutout between me and them on the subject of Walter Duranty.

[Duranty was the first example of Russian collusion in our elections, in this case 1932. He was a bought and paid for agent of the KGB who spread the lie that while there were problems in Ukraine they weren’t as bad as anti-Revolutionaries in the West made them out. While there were isolated food shortages Stalin was not starving the Kulaks. 

It all worked out in the end, didn’t it? FDR won, despite running on a promise to balance the budget. He immediately recognized the Soviet Union. Duranty won the Pulitzer Prize Between 6,000,000 and 10,000,000 Kulaks – a synonym for Jews - died from starvation but the broad tale of the narrative held. Hitler noted that nobody in the West cared. He also promised to keep better records

Did I forget to tell you that Walter Duranty was an employee of the New York Times? Also, when his perfidy was discovered, the Times did nothing, said nothing to at least condemn him. Duranty’s star hangs undisturbed in its Hall of Fame, to this day. {Pop Quiz – What do you think the Times would have done if the 1934 Pulitzer Prize winner for Foreign Correspondence had betrayed his employer and his country like Duranty? And yes, he was also a Times employee}

Anyway, I took it upon myself to congratulate as many Times employees who won Pulitzers as I could. I would detail the Duranty episode and ask them for their opinion. Linda Greenhouse told me she had never heard of him. I offer that as proof that Left always bury their dead. And yes, I always cc’ed the Boss.]

I stopped reading the Sun Sentinel and the Miami Herald for 2 reason, the same 2 reasons. Both raised their prices so much that I am surprised that Senator Lieawatha Warren did not call for hearings and scalpings with her screaming “Take that Custer”. At the end, both papers were invisible. There was nothing left in either save for POO – Perpetually Outraged & Offended – editorial writers and the occasional flame throwing modern American Liberal opinion snitterish Jeremiah. Local coverage, including high school sports, was non-existent. There was no there there. I’ll come back when you have something to offer.

There is an important lesson to be re-learned here.

When people stop buying your product raising your price is not the way to increase market share. I suggest the evidence of your own eyes will confirm that.

[The 1934 Pulitzer Prize winner for Foreign Correspondence was Frederick T. Birchall, the New York Times correspondent stationed in Berlin. Try to imagine what the aerie. a nest nurtured on “non-malodorous fecal matter syndrome, on 44th Street would have sounded like if they discovered that their man in Berlin was a Nazi running around shouting “Todt Juden”. And this was before they hired Herbert Mathews and Harrison Salisbury. Talk about a “Kill them all, God will know his own” moment!]

It won’t be the oh so achingly familiar editorials and the oh so achingly familiar op-eds – Where they find so many functioning head up their ass modern American Liberals is proof that Senator Suet Kennedy was right in 1980 when he said at the Democratic Convention at Madison Square Garden, the one that assured the election of the Great Reagan, “The Dream never dies.” The “immortal dream” is the eternal fuel that powers the “rainbow stew” and “balloon juice” buncombe that never ends. “Any public policy that robs Peter to pay Paul will always have Paul’s support” has been updated to “I won’t tax thee; you don’t tax me. I know. Let’s tax that fellow behind the tree.” 

Can I take a page from Pancho O’Rourke’s play book and say “Morons! Fucking morons! Why am I surrounded by such fucking morons?” At least they’re not “feckless”. 

   It's not the NYT puzzle that pulls me back.

 I did my last one on October 3, 1999 on an American Airlines flight from DFW to FLL. It was witnessed by Tom Fiedler, the one-time Big Boss man at the Miami Herald, who said, “Oh, you do it in ink”, as I put my pen down like a minor league Aquinas in not quite Tuscany.

Sports has been downplayed for decades. I will scan the college football scores trying to see if Plainfield State still warrants national attention. Probably not.

I hope the business section just gives me the raw numbers that let me decide. Favore, is it too much to ask that your keep your editorials on the editorial page? 

I know that Arts & Leisure and the Book Review are dedicated to the simple premise that Trump is a shit and must be not only be destroyed but made to have never existed. And yes, even they can learn from Orwell

Why go back?

I need the tactile sensation of printed paper plus if the choice is between the monkeys holding the cup – Hello Herald. What’s up Sun Sentinel? – and the guy holding the monkey I’ll take organ grinder

Besides, quien sabe, maybe this will be the Sunday they drive a stake into the heart of Walter Duranty, Did I tell you that they supported slavery in 1864? They did.

I don’t care about coupons.




Kevin Smith
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET


PS – Federal Judge #150 was confirmed this week. Every time I think il magnifico may be leaning over the edge of the abyss called wretched excess I am reminded of my local Bull granting indulgences of January 23, 2016 for anyone thinking of voting for DJT. I mentioned 2 vital things” #1 – He wasn’t Wide-Bottomed Hillary and - #2 – He would get to pick the Judges. How’s Justice Ginzburg feeling today? One more completely different thing. Forget Starbuck’s. Disguise yourself for anonymity’s sake, if needed. Go to Walmart’s for a bag of their gourmet chunky chocolate chip cookies. 3 for .98 cents. If you don’t like them, I’ll eat them and what’s the over/under on the number of dipshit Dumocrats who will stand up at the debate in Houston, Texas – repeat – Houston, Texas and Adios to the fossil fuel business? Vanity demands that I announce that I fracked my first oil well 150 miles south of Houston in 1974. I have a huge number of plastic straws. Send a SASE.





Monday, September 9, 2019

September 8, 2019 Tom Moran The Star Ledger RE: The only unpardonable sin:


September 8, 2019

Tom Moran
The Star Ledger

RE: The only unpardonable sin: Some comments on your NJ Advance Media Jeremiad on why Trump hates Bahamians, on why White people are the reason for everything wrong with the world, and why we no longer even have a Hobson’s Choice as we speed up the irreversible cycle of doom, of gloom, and why we are still pissed off about 9/11. Forget MAGA hats. Bring on Mecca Delenda Est caps! 

I’ll say this for modern American Liberals, even ones from New Jersey [with a tip of the hat to Ralph Doering, Sr,] “They never let you down.” Thus, when I read your unlinkable column in today’s Star Ledger about how Trump is the anti-Christ who loved to drink Bahamian babys’ blood because we must have polar bear killing SUVs, bone chilling A/C, and single use plastic stuff, I knew I had struck the mother lode.

Here comes the first turd in the punch bowl, you boob

At least 8,000 people were killed by the hurricane at Galveston on September 8, 1908.Since Trump wasn’t even born yet who killed them? Teddy Roosevelt?

Reaching back just a bit farther, who is responsible for all those deaths at Krakatoa?

There was snow on the ground in Boston in 1821. It was known as the year summer never came. Which selfish example of White Privilege caused that?

Cooper, he of Natty Bumpoo fame wrote of the Adirondacks, an Indian word for “dry and bitter earth”, centuries before factories spewing “acid rain” were even dreamed of. What caused that? A loss of Mohawk mojo? Slavery?

Why was Greenland called Greenland? Here’s a hint. It was green, you buffoon. Incidentally, the upward spike in temperature 10 centuries plus ago gave us the Renaissance. [Send a SASE]  Do you have a problem with Dante?

You say that “Brazil has given up the fight to protect the Amazon rain forests, which provide us with 20% of the world’s oxygen.” And yes, the italics are mine. A while back I mentioned New Jersey. Let me prove I am from Bayonne. “I trust you Mom. Cut the cards.” You cite 20% with a degree of metaphysical certitude that borders on the, forgive me, dare I say it, the deplorable. Prove it, you jackass. And tautologies are neither accepted nor tolerated.

I accuse you of the unforgivable sin of stupidity.

Modern American Liberals know it is easier to feel than it is to think.

Since modern American Liberals have voluntarily detached themselves from the strict constructionism of the thought process demanded by practitioners of the scientific method you take comfort in confusingly conflating causation with correlation.

By renouncing the Trivium, the jewel in the crown of Western Civilization and the fulcrum on which rests the axis of White Privilege, real or imagined, since it is color blind, you cast  your lot with the “Trousered Apes” who believe in Atlantis, the longest running practical joke in world History, one that still has legs thanks to Plato, the noblest DWEM of them all, the Bermuda Triangle, anti-vaxxers, those who think the horizon can be reached and breached, and those poor souls who think that beer should be free and that raising taxes is the key to farting through silk and not just for the 1%.

Maybe you do believe that we can be fossil fuel free, internal combustion engine free, and Logic free in not quite 12 years. Sisyphus and Icarus should have had it so easy.

Who was it who said that since modern American Liberals believe in nothing they will believe in anything?





Kevin Smith
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Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33316
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET
September 8, 2019

Tom Moran
The Star Ledger

RE: The only unpardonable sin: Some comments on your NJ Advance Media Jeremiad on why Trump hates Bahamians, on why White people are the reason for everything wrong with the world, and why we no longer even have a Hobson’s Choice as we speed up the irreversible cycle of doom, of gloom, and why we are still pissed off about 9/11. Forget MAGA hats. Bring on Mecca Delenda Est caps! 

I’ll say this for modern American Liberals, even ones from New Jersey [with a tip of the hat to Ralph Doering, Sr,] “They never let you down.” Thus, when I read your unlinkable column in today’s Star Ledger about how Trump is the anti-Christ who loved to drink Bahamian babys’ blood because we must have polar bear killing SUVs, bone chilling A/C, and single use plastic stuff, I knew I had struck the mother lode.

Here comes the first turd in the punch bowl, you boob

At least 8,000 people were killed by the hurricane at Galveston on September 8, 1908.Since Trump wasn’t even born yet who killed them? Teddy Roosevelt?

Reaching back just a bit farther, who is responsible for all those deaths at Krakatoa?

There was snow on the ground in Boston in 1821. It was known as the year summer never came. Which selfish example of White Privilege caused that?

Cooper, he of Natty Bumpoo fame wrote of the Adirondacks, an Indian word for “dry and bitter earth”, centuries before factories spewing “acid rain” were even dreamed of. What caused that? A loss of Mohawk mojo? Slavery?

Why was Greenland called Greenland? Here’s a hint. It was green, you buffoon. Incidentally, the upward spike in temperature 10 centuries plus ago gave us the Renaissance. [Send a SASE]  Do you have a problem with Dante?

You say that “Brazil has given up the fight to protect the Amazon rain forests, which provide us with 20% of the world’s oxygen.” And yes, the italics are mine. A while back I mentioned New Jersey. Let me prove I am from Bayonne. “I trust you Mom. Cut the cards.” You cite 20% with a degree of metaphysical certitude that borders on the, forgive me, dare I say it, the deplorable. Prove it, you jackass. And tautologies are neither accepted nor tolerated.

I accuse you of the unforgivable sin of stupidity.

Modern American Liberals know it is easier to feel than it is to think.

Since modern American Liberals have voluntarily detached themselves from the strict constructionism of the thought process demanded by practitioners of the scientific method you take comfort in confusingly conflating causation with correlation.

By renouncing the Trivium, the jewel in the crown of Western Civilization and the fulcrum on which rests the axis of White Privilege, real or imagined, since it is color blind, you cast  your lot with the “Trousered Apes” who believe in Atlantis, the longest running practical joke in world History, one that still has legs thanks to Plato, the noblest DWEM of them all, the Bermuda Triangle, anti-vaxxers, those who think the horizon can be reached and breached, and those poor souls who think that beer should be free and that raising taxes is the key to farting through silk and not just for the 1%.

Maybe you do believe that we can be fossil fuel free, internal combustion engine free, and Logic free in not quite 12 years. Sisyphus and Icarus should have had it so easy.

Who was it who said that since modern American Liberals believe in nothing they will believe in anything?





Kevin Smith
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

Thursday, August 29, 2019

August 28, 2019 Rosemary O’Hara – Editorial Page Editor The Sun Sentinel RE: Your Capital Punishment editorial today – Worse than being malum per se, it’s expensive.


August 28, 2019

Rosemary O’Hara – Editorial Page Editor
The Sun Sentinel

RE: Your Capital Punishment editorial today – Worse than being malum per se, it’s expensive.

Ms. O,

Gary Ray Brooks’ name has already lost its sharp edges. Mathew Shephard stands tall in the modern American Liberal Victim Hall of Fame while Jesse Dirkhising’s name is forever interred in “Nothing to see here; move on” memory hole.

Adolf Eichmann’s name will be forever etched into the world’s conscience unless “The Squad”, aka 4 moon-bat, wing-nut Democratic Congresswomen who are violently anti-Semitic who despise Israel and, shortly, will deny its right to exist, have their way.

But in the case of Nickolas Cruz and 17 murder victims you, the Editorial Board of the Sun Sentinel, have adopted the distinctly un-modern American Liberal argumentum ad crumenam. You are saying that Florida shouldn’t try to execute Cruz because it will cost too much with no guarantee of success.

Shame on you!
Sometimes the only battles worth fighting are the ones you can’t win.
I thought that was the one saving grace of modern American Liberals.
But back to who escapes the executioner’s axe.

Gary Ray Brooks was executed last week. He took great delight in torturing and killing homosexuals

Adolf Eichmann, despite severe deficiencies in the due process due to any defendant, was executed 57 years ago. He took great delight in killing Jews, regardless of their sexual orientation.

The question posed to modern American Liberals of conscience is simple.

Should Eichmann and Brooks have been executed?

I’ll wait until a jury speaks on Cruz.



Kevin Smith
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET



August 26, 2019 I think it was 10/12 years ago when Sean Penn, BFF of Hugo Chavez, said of a critic, “I hope he dies of anal cancer in the most painful way possible.”


August 26, 2019

I think it was 10/12 years ago when Sean Penn, BFF of Hugo Chavez, said of a critic, “I hope he dies of anal cancer in the most painful way possible.”

We know that “Trousered Apes” lack a moral compass that tells them 
“Don’t go there”. Further, they surround themselves with similar “chestless” men who buttress their perverted view of behavior.

To criticize someone who agrees with you politically because a comment exceeds the rules of good taste or propriety is not done by modern American Liberals even if the damage is more than collateral. After all, they are on the correct side of History, aren’t they? And the cause is certainly worth a few bruised feelings, isn’t it?

Thus, when Bill Maher celebrates the death of David Koch and in a sign that there is no such a thing as wretched excess, particularly to a true believing modern American Liberal, and hopes it was particularly painful, nobody was surprised and no one was outraged.

It’s what vipers do. Our surprise, our continuing surprise, is a sign of our fatal naivete.

It seems that the ticket, a one-way Letter of Transit to the “undiscovered country”, is being prepared in the name of Justice Ruth Bader Ginzburg. 

Would I be declared to be as loutish as Bill Maher if I were to point out she is being treated at Sloane-Kettering Hospital in NYC, a place that has received hundreds of millions of dollars from the Koch Brothers, one of whom, David, Little Shit Maher publicly hopes had a particularly painful death? [Full disclosure requires me to reveal that Koch and I had the same lawyer in Wichita, Kansas. His name was Bob Foulston, Esq. I also had the same lawyer in NYC as Ariel Sharon, Howard Squadron, Esq. but we’re not talking about them, are we? Sharon would not fall anywhere near the Tom Wolfe definition of American Jews. I’ll share the story of how I was instrumental in Judge Thomas becoming Justice Thomas later.]

Back to Justice Ginsburg.

I thought that she and my father, Judge Martin J. Smith, had at least 2 things in common. [Let me add that whenever I mention my father, I automatically include the simple fact that he when he was graduated from St. Mary’s Grammar School on Friday, June 18, 1915, he didn’t go back to school until 1926. 6 months before my father died on Christmas Day, 1978, a classmate told me that my father was very skilled card player who, as his year book states, “will hark to a wager.] I was wrong.

My father sent people to jail.

My son Sean, his first grandson, turned to me one morning when my father was on the bench, and asked, “Why is that woman crying?”. “Because Poppy is sending her son to jail.” 

Justice Ginsburg never sent anyone to jail. She may have voted to let somebody out but she never looked down from the bench and said, “Watch your back.”

Which leaves one thing in common.

Pancreatic cancer. 

My father was operated on, diagnosed with, and died from pancreatic cancer within 90 days. He did not have the benefit of Koch Brothers money funding research centers. Since Justice Ginsburg is a widow, I offer my experience to any of her family. Hard times; hard choices. Vaya con dios..

Meanwhile, God will proceed at His own pace.

Circuit Court Judge Amy Coney Barrett is offering prayers. One good thing Senator Horono and Senator Feinstein can say about her, “She’s a broad. At least she doesn’t belong to the Knights of Columbus. Maybe we should ask her why she didn’t condemn it as a sexist organization.”

My compliments to Mr. & Mrs. B. Obama. Despite being told by Moon Bat Congresswoman AOC that we have less than 12 years to go as a functioning species, they bought a little summer home on White Privilege Island for $25,000,000. Gavin MacInnes said, “Deep down Liberals know they are full of shit.” Do you think they are worried about sea levels rising? Speaking of islands, Big Mike form Bayonne was right 24 years ago when he said, “What a country! That’s why you never see anybody swimming TO Cuba.”



Kevin Smith
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET



Saturday, August 24, 2019

August 20, 2019 Offered without comment, save for the obvious one, the one that must be posted. “California Faces Defecation Crisis”


August 20, 2019

Offered without comment, save for the obvious one, the one that must be posted.
“California Faces Defecation Crisis”

That means we should forget about the Golden Gate, Rodeo Drive, El Capitan, & Hollywood. Like Neil Diamond almost said, people are coming to California from all over to take their pants down and shit in the streets. It’s too late for 2020 but get ready for 2024. Street Shitting will be an Olympic sport

Congresswoman Debbie Dingell, and if memory still serves, she got her job when her husband died, is one embarrassing short and curly from being a Jew hating, Israel despising Democratic member of Congress.

I just heard her say it was OK to vote to condemn Israel in a resolution but maybe she is still opposed to it – maybe – if it were to become the law.

The only way that makes sense is if your favorite color is plaid.

Prince Harry may be dumber than his father, Prince Alfred E. Newman the Second. He gets a sniff of Meghan’s bearded clam and he goes all pussy-whipped. Maybe 2 years posting in Las Malvinas with cold showers and non-duet push-ups might bring the lad back.

3 NFL players knelt during the National Anthem this weekend. A thousand protestors carried the American Flag and sang the National Anthem in Hong Kong this weekend. Make your own broader points.

Speaking of Netanyahu’s “unprecedented” banning of 2 Wogette members of Congress, Obama banned a member of the Knesset in 2012. I am pretty sure goose is kassruth so anything about sauce, goose, and gander is acceptable.

To listen to the louts running for the Democratic nomination this country ranks slightly, barely slightly, ahead of Venezuela in business and commerce but certainly lacks its commitment to social justice. As a life-long fan of the great Lord Keynes, I await and with great anticipation, when he will be introduced as the savior of us all. If the economy is that bad, as any true Keynesian will tell you. We must increase demand. The one great proven way of increasing demand is to cut taxes. [Curley Joe Biden has said he wants to increase the corporate tax. Apparently, he doesn’t know that corporations don’t, never have, never will pay taxes. Send a SASE and I’ll explain. Bernie the Bolshie and Lieawatha Warren have never signed both sides of a pay check so they are about as useful as tits on a bull. Have any of the others ever had a real job?]





If “Black Lives’ “really, really matter”r why was there no comment on the 11 dead Blacks, plus 79 wounded Blacks in Chicago last weekend? Would I be going out on big limb if I were to say that all the Black dead and all the Black wounded were shot by other Blacks? Nobody, particularly the mainstream media and the Democratic Party, gives a   rat’s ass when a Black shoots a Black. A White shooting a Black and particularly a White police officer shooting a Black, for any reason, is what the reptiles are looking for. 
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Doctor Jill Biden, and the Doctor is not a scleral buckle or pneumonectomy Doctor, but rather a symbol of recognition for someone  who stoically endures hour after semester after workshop after peer conference after peer study on why Johnny still can’t read and who voluntarily associates herself with conferences called “Don’t Know Much About History” or “Is Star Trek or Star Wars the Key Anti-Bullying in Inner City Schools?”, that kind of Doctor, gave a glowing endorsement of her husband, former Klan wanabee, “Curley” Joe Biden, aka to the younger anti-Semitic louts and Israel haters, “Slow Joe” Biden. She said, and in front of national TV, “Vote for my husband. His brothers are worse.”

When Pericles spoke, people said, “How well he speaks.” When Demosthenes spoke, people said, “Let us march.” 

No danger there.

I still await the candidate who will proclaim “Free Beer”

Lillian Hellman, Doctor Seuss, Woody Guthrie, Dalton Trumbo, Zero Mostel, Clifford Odets, not George Jessel, Larry Parks, Howard Fast, Paul Robeson, John Garfield, Edward Dmytryk, to name but a few. And what did these swells have in common? As if responding to a skilled orchestra leader, they all stood up on August 23, 1939 and, acting under well-rehearsed instructions, proclaimed their love, affection, and devotion to – Ready? – Adolf Hitler. 

Such was their devotion to Stalin that when he killed between 6,000,000 and 10,000,000 Kulak-Jews in Ukraine they willingly believed Walter Duranty, Pulitzer Prize Foreign Correspondent of the New York Times, when he told them “Nothing to see here, move on.”

The Moscow Trials? Bukharin? Lysenko? “small potatoes”

When Roosevelt wouldn’t let the Saint Louis dock here, he sent 900 Jews to Auschwitz. But there are no enemies on the Left, are there?

I read in the Dates in History section of the Sun Sentinel today that it is the anniversary of the death of Trotsky in Mexico in 1940. No mention of how he died or what he was doing in Mexico. And you say that the media isn’t biased? 79 years after Stalin’s assassins put a pick ax into Trotsky’s head it is as if it never happened. Orwell, the writer most hated by modern American Liberals, said, “If you control the past, you control the future.”

“All them cornfields and ballet at night.”

Didn’t Nancy Pelosi, the Congresswoman for a district where people take their pants down and shit in the streets, tell us that ObamaCare would let a thousand flowers bloom and would let poets sing? Yes, she did.

And now we have slugs promising free stuff – not yet beer – but free stuff. Can bread and circuses be far behind?






Kevin Smith
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

Monday, August 19, 2019

August 17, 2019 With the obvious exception of the United States of Amerika, a place where people from countries that don’t even have a flag have unfettered rights of entry


August 17, 2019

With the obvious exception of the United States of Amerika, a place where people from countries that don’t even have a flag have unfettered rights of entry to – A – a warm welcome and – B – lots of “free stuff”, including premium cable and unlimited phone minutes and – C – the sacred duty to kvetch if the complimentary zabaglione is but a bit tart, every other sovereign nation has the right to control  who comes into their country.

Just because you have the “right” doesn’t mean it’s right, as the Great Nechemie, CPA to the Stars and me, always told me.

Then there’s Israel.

Congresswoman Omar Bongette, who was banging her brother even after she divorced him – think about that for the nonce – and Congresswoman Ragu Tlaibib, a truly meaner than cat shit Jew hater…..

Stop the presses!

Democratic anti-Semites?

You betcha!

Democrats who despise Israel and want to see her just go away and if some Jews become collateral damage, well you can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs

That’s the ticket!

Do you remember the Democratic Convention of 2012? That was the one where the mere mention of the most hated, despised, and feared 4 letter word of modern American Liberals – GOD – was booed and cursed?

So it follows that Democrats can be anti-Semitic without consequences. The same Logic that says it is OK for masked men to beat the snot out of a gay Vietnamese journalist with no consequences permits and encourages this.

Duffy Daugherty, football coach of Michigan State, said, “It is always Good Luck to be ahead at the end of the game.”

Will someone tell Stacey Adams, the calorically challenged, deadbeat, perpetually put upon 3rd Worlder, who lost the election for Governor of Georgia last year, to shut up, just shut up. If she is not shoving Moon Pies into her mouth, some of which are still in the wrapper, she is constantly and carpingly caterwauling about how Lester Maddox came back from the grave and scared the bejeezus out of 54,724 Black voters that cost her the election. Which is like saying the Japos would have won at Midway if their 4 carriers hadn’t been sunk. 

“He” made no such appearance; “they” were not intimidated; “she” lost. Move on, you tub of suet. Pay your taxes and pay your student loans. Didn’t Georgia used to have debtors’ prisons?

Remember when it was said in 1991 that the only reason Clarence Thomas got into Yale Law School, stayed in Yale Law School, and was graduated from same was because he was Black? And the best part was that modern American Liberals could say it without fear of reprisal?

Take a peek at this Rubenesque Aunt Jemima.

  She is so God Damned dumb she thinks contracts are only binding at parties. If she were to fall into the river, she would be a hazard to navigation. Her only saving grace is that she could find work at Jenny Craig as a permanent “before” picture. A slice off her steatyaganous arse could grease the skillets of Haiti for 2, maybe 3 days. If you run around her your blood pressure and cholesterol go down. If she steps on your cat’s tail it dies.
Is there no end to Trump’s perfidy?

120 years ago, Newark, NJ had 100 breweries. It wasn’t because of the railroads or Progressive politics – Progressive is the great-grandfather of modern American Liberalism – or an immigrant, mostly undocumented work force. It was because of the water.

3 years after Trump took over, the water that Newark was famous for sucks. That’s hard ball.

But not as hard as a wedding in Kabul yesterday. A dispute over how akbar Allah is was settled with 63 protagonists being blown up.





Kevin Smith
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

Sunday, August 11, 2019

August 10, 2019 Imagine if Major Jed Clampett, MD,


August 10, 2019

Imagine if Major Jed Clampett, MD, a United States Army psychiatrist on active duty, went into the mess hall at Fort Bragg – as an aside, Fort Bragg is close to where Janet Reno began her illustrious Federal career by charbroiling some 7 dozen of her fellow citizens. “Some 7 dozen?”. My daughter’s Anatomy instructor at Baylor University School of Nursing told the class there was an extra femur - announced his love for the Baby Jesus, killed 13 soldiers and wounded 31 others.

Thanks to Allah the Beneficent, it didn’t happen.

Imagine if Major Nadal Hassan, MD, a United States Army psychiatrist on active duty, went onto the mess hall at Fort Bragg – as an aside, Fort Bragg is close to where Janet Reno began her illustrious Federal career by charbroiling some 7 dozen of her fellow citizens. “Some 7 dozen?” My daughter’s Anatomy instructor at Baylor University School of Nursing told the class there that was an extra femur –shouted “Allah Akbar”, killed 13 soldiers and wounded 31 others.

Since it happened when a Black man was President and since all the candidates for President next year are either “trousered apes”, ohmadahns, or moon-bat, wing nuts and have given up on the beauty, symmetry, and eternal truthfulness of the capstone of Logic – POST HOC ERGO PROPTER HOC – can we say that he caused it?

Of course we can

Logic, and its sturdy cousin Rhetoric, are not parabolic curves.

  Like Physics, a discipline whose sole job is to measure things – how fast, how big, how long, how wide -Logic doesn’t lend itself to words like “almost”. They are words that sociologists revel in. They are words without boundaries or limits. They are words, as Alice tells us, that “mean whatever we want them to mean”. That’s why it is always Christmas morning for modern American Liberals.

Pop quiz.

Who shot Scalise?
Who shot Steve Scalise?
Who shot Congressman Steve Scalise?
What shot Congressman Steve Scalise [R-LA]?

A big fan of Bonkers Bernie Sanders.

Does Sanders bear any blame for the awful act of his votary?

Extra credit

Who was the favorite politician of the Dayton shooter?

Senator Lieawatha Warren.

Does she have any responsibility for his actions?

Sirhan Sirhan shot Robert Kennedy.

Do Muslims, particularly those who hate Jews and despise Israel, and just how many don’t, bear any responsibility? Regardless, why not put a Kardashian on his case? No one has ever spent as much time in jail as he has for a similar crime. Let him out.

The majority of people killed in Las Vegas were thought to have been Trump supporters, Does Senator Harry Reid [D-NV], as mean and miserable a bastard as ever sat in the Senate, bear any responsibility for that carnage?

President Trump doesn’t like rats. Further, he doesn’t like rats in a city where the crime rate is equal to Gomorrah. Plus, not one high school senior passed the Maryland Proficiency test in verbal and math skills. The last White Mayor of Baltimore was Nancy Pelosi’s father, Tom, “Steal the pennies off a dead man’s eyes,” D’Alessandro. The longest serving politician in Baltimore is Congressman Elijah Cummings [D-MD] who also doesn’t like rats. Since he’s Black and a true son of modern American Liberalism he is covered in indulgences. Since Trump, a White man, doesn’t like rats, murders, and failing cities he is, presumptively, a racist. 

If he is, should we dig up Jimmy Cagney, dress him in Senator Byrd’s Klan robes, and lynch him because he made quite a living shouting, “You dirty rat?”

I am going to fill a large glass with an adult beverage and return to Johnathan Swift’s solution to the huge surplus of Irish babies.




Kevin Smith
WARRIORBASRDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET



PS – If I say I never liked Templeton will that crazy Black broad come to my house and try to “stick a knife in my fucking heart” like she wants to do to Senator McConnell[R-KY]?


Tuesday, August 6, 2019

August 6, 2019 Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, and here it is, only August, and yet again she has lapped the field in the race for “Fuzzy Headed Shrew of the Year”, has announced that “Trump has blood on his hands” for the shootings in El Paso and Dayton.


August 6, 2019

Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, and here it is, only August, and yet again she has lapped the field in the race for “Fuzzy Headed Shrew of the Year”, has announced that “Trump has blood on his hands” for the shootings in El Paso and Dayton. I owe it to the ledger to point out that Little Debbie sent the cops - men with badges and guns – to my house where they succeeded in scaring my wife because of something I wrote. Both policemen became devoted e-mail fans

Let the record show that when Judge Roll and Congresswoman Giffords were shot by Jared Laughner she blamed Rush Limbaugh.

It remains a legal mystery why the Obama Justice Department, run by the extremely partisan AG, Eric Holder, never prosecuted him. For that matter, why is Rush Limbaugh still running around, spewing vitriolic hate, often leading to violence?

The Dayton shooter was a fan of Senator Lieawatha Warren. Does she get any of the blame any of those deaths? If not, why not?

Speaking of mass shootings, there were 59 reported shootings this weekend in Chicago. 7 people were killed. Chicago and Cook County are both known as Democratic strongholds. Since the shooters and the shootees were Black nobody in the lamestream media gives a shit. Should FDR or JFK or LBJ or any of the Daleys get any of the blame for any of this mayhem?

Blacks killing Blacks does not register on the POO-Richter scale of “things, outrageous and worthy of journalistic scorn”.

As long as Baltimore has raised the bar and retired the murder trophy Chicago will be like Avis - #2.


3 years ag Trump tried to make it a bit more difficult for citizens of countries run by Sharia law to get into this country. There is something distinctly anathema and un-American to “stoning women taken in adultery” and “duct-taping homsoexuals and flinging them from the roofs of 8 story buildings”. The modern American reptiles treated Trump like he was Dracula being let loose in the Blood Bank.

2 million Moslems – that’s 2,000,000 Muslims – are locked up in China. Confidential sources say that, during the last Ramadan, many of them were forced to eat pork.

Thomas Friedman, noted NYT columnist and a man with 3 times as many Pulitzer Prizes as Walter Duranty, noted Communist spy and American traitor who betrayed his country by colluding with the Russians and stealing an election, has praised China for at least 5 years. He questions why we need all those Amendment in the Bill of Rights and such a complicated Rube Goldberg-constructed thing called “due process”. He argues that the Chinese model, based on smart people making decisions free of petty quotidian interests, is really in our best interest. A bit more security in exchange for a bit less swing a cat by the tail is, probably, best for us.

What’s he saying now?

It’s a toss-up between 

POMPOUS FART OF THE MONTH
and
SMARMY BASTARD OF THE YEAR

How about both? Plus, he got them the old-fashioned way.

HE EARNED THEM!
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Senator Rand Paul [R-KY] will be operated on next week to remove some necrotic tissue and bone fragments from his lung, He was attacked 2 years ago by s Christian White National Supremacist who was wearing a MAGA hat. He shouted JESUS AKBAR when he blind-sided him.  The alleged perpetrator is on work release doing yard work for Kamala Harris. We wish him well and hope he will be able to vote in next year’s election.

There were 2 Shermans who made names for themselves in the 19th century. Uncle Billy, despite not leveling Charleston, SC shortened the Civil War by at least a year. His younger brother Senator John Sherman of Ohio, outlawed monopolies in America. I mention him because one company is very shortly going to own the overwhelming majority of newspapers in this country. I don’t think modern American Liberals have thought this one through. Gannett appears to be the survivor. I think they’re OK. What if a syndicate put together by Rush Limbaugh, the NRA, Pro-Lifers, America Firsters, the ghosts of William Buckley, Whittaker Chambers, and Winston Smith buy the stock? Talk about choking the canary. “All speech is free but some speech is more free that other speech,:right?

Try to ring up this year’s American Socialists’ Convention. They were arguing about genderization and they were calling each other Comrade. Honest. Picture Uncle Floyd, George Coztanza, Professor Irwin Corey, and Samuel Beckett trying to get into a phone booth, putting costumes on. That’s the ticket.




Kevin Smith
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET






August 5, 2019 Yet again we are hard upon the anniversary of the most successful arms treaty, certainly of the 20th century, and so far, of the 21st century.


August 5, 2019

Yet again we are hard upon the anniversary of the most successful arms treaty, certainly of the 20th century, and so far, of the 21st century.

[As an aside, my son Sean, now wears the dog tags issued to his maternal grandfather, Lt. Cdr. Walter I. Chapman, MD. Despite the Washington Naval Arms Limitation Treaty and the Kellogg-Briand Pact, plus a slew of Nobel Prizes and a world-wide warm and fuzzy feeling, the Japanese Navy and the German Navy tried for 2 years and in 2 oceans to sink his ship, the USS Marblehead [CV12] They failed.]

3 days of intense negotiations, including face to face jaw-boning, were begun by a single United States emissary above the skies of Hiroshima on August 6, 1945. 3 days later, August 9, 1945, the codicils were added at Nagasaki. It ended on the foredeck of the USS Missouri [BB63] when General Douglas MacArthur pronounced, in a voice straight from the right hand of God, said “These proceedings are closed.”

There was none of the nonsense connected with 11/11/18. That was the day the Germans stopped fighting in the war to end all wars. Not a single foreign soldier had put one boot on German soil and it could and would be said that Germany had not been beaten. Vide Carthage in146 B.C. the French at Waterloo in 1815, the States in rebellion at Appomattox in1865, and, finally, the Japanese in Tokyo Harbor on September 2, 1945.
There were no mulligans in those wars. Platea? Tours? Lepanto? Vienna?

Speaking of conflating particulars and universals, the Dayton shooter was an avid fan of Senator Lieawatha Warren. Does that mean she is responsible for those deaths? The Gilroy Garlic killer appears to have been a Muslim. Does that mean that they no longer are a peace-loving people? If Trump can turn rat into a 4-letter racist hate word would not Logic dictate that all things are possible? 

Would it brand me as an incorrigible, irredeemable deplorable if I were to remind the world that Solzhenitsyn said, in 1945, at the end of one war and the beginning of another, “this all happened when man turned away from God?”

I first went to the “dives on 52nd street” when Auden said, “we must love another.” It is never too late to “come out of the cave and look up and see the stars.”

In one of those quirks that History delights in confronting us with, General Leslie Groves, the GC, the head honcho who put “Little Boy” and “Fat Man” together, also worked on the design of the Japanese Internment camps. Since it is an act of moral superiority to paint over a mural of George Washington in San Francisco, a city where people are encouraged to take their pants down and shit in the streets – If it’s OK to paint over Washington does that make it OK, retroactively, for the Taliban to blow up the statues of Buddha? – should we, retroactively, undo his work on the Manhattan Project and let the Nazis build the bomb, win the war, and kill all the Jews?

Also, I read tonight where it was minus 2 degrees Fahrenheit in Tallahassee in 1899. It is fashionable to blame Trump for everything but this one can’t be dumped on his exiting the Paris Climate Accord. How did that happen? More importantly, what unscrupulous businessman made it happen?

Get back to me,

Meanwhile, Peace, ain’t it wonderful?.







Kevin Smith
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUOTH.NET





PS – I am trying get my hands on my favorite ‘70s bumper sticker, the one that said

NUKE THE WHALES!

PS – Do you remember when that gnomish Chinaman introduced America to a new word 35/40 years ago? I was an OCD NYT puzzle doer then but I never heard of hegemony. Then this cute, inscrutable Mandarin was at every Chamber of Commerce social function, wearing a cowboy hat like his real name was Hopalong friggin’ Cassidy and to Hell with the Injuns, we had to worry about the Russkies. Everybody, even Clemenza, says we should have stopped Hitler. Who has the will, the chops, to stop or even check China? Maps don’t change by themselves. They have announced what they want to do. They have even announced how and when they will do it. We ignore them at our own peril. “The Gods pf the Copybook Headings” have opened a new ledger. 

Sunday, August 4, 2019

August 1, 2019 My memory may be failing but Didn’t Bernie the Bolshie, aka Senator “Free Beer”, spend his honeymoon in Moscow trying to give Stalin’s tomb a tongue bath?


August 1, 2019
My memory may be failing but Didn’t Bernie the Bolshie, aka Senator “Free Beer”, spend his honeymoon in Moscow trying to give Stalin’s tomb a tongue bath? Also, there is tape of him shouting in Red Square that Trotsky got what he deserved, that Bukharin really, really was guilty, and that if could get his hands around Orwell’s skinny neck he’d strangle that limey prick.
Fast forward to 2016 as he walks in Baltimore and says “Smell those rats.” Does anyone say Jack Shit about it? Don’t be silly. He’s a modern American Liberal pol and, as such, is given the traditional reptile Mulligan from the ass-kissing, spineless and soulless poltroons who make up the press, both print and electronic. “There are no enemies on the Left.”.
Donald Trump, il magnifico, with An eye for the obvious straight from Trollope, says, “Not only is the Emperor naked but Baltimore, as is Chicago, Detroit, NYC, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Newark, Seattle, St .Louis, Cleveland,  Portland are all run by hard core, fire breathing modern American Liberal Democrats.”  I think there is a pattern here.
 NYC wants to import people from LA & SF to instruct their indigenous homeless how to take their pants down and shit in the streets. In turn, NYC will give them, in true lend lease fashion, tutorials on how to douse cops on the beat.
Corey Booker, former alcalde de Newark, and as phony a bastard as has ever appeared on the national stage from NJ, had los cojones grandes to say that Curley Biden, Old Slow Joe to fellow Blue Hens, “ruined” his city. I don’t think he meant Northvale, NJ where he was raised. Northvale has almost as many cheese shoppes, origami classes, and brie and Chablis seminars as Newark has drug dens, street gangs, and unsolved arsons. 

Mayor Ken Gibson, in hindsight as good a Mayor as Newark has ever had, said, “Wherever American cities are going, Newark will lead the way.” Newark was the paradigmatic template, the urban Petri dish, for all the hare-brained, half-assed social schemes beginning in the ‘30s. 
Here’s a hint. They didn’t work then; they don’t work now; they won’t work in the future.
Biden is guilty of many things, a lot of which qualify as “big fucking deals”. Ruining Newark ain’t one of them. I have a vivid memory of a New Jersey State Trooper standing on top of his cruiser by a Route 22 exit by Weequahic Park holding a big sign that said “Turn Left or get shot.” To this day, people do not mess with NJ Troopers. I developed a taste for Johnnie Walker Black because, in post rebellion Newark in 1967, it was $5 a quart. 17 inch Philco color TV sets were $50. 
I would kick Curley Biden’s ass – Curley in honor of the smartest stooge - for what he did to Bork. But for “ruining Newark”, no way! The phrase from Vietnam, “We had to destroy the village in order to save it” came straight from the 10 foot tall and bulletproof urban planners who brought hubris to new heights, heights that Icarus could only dream of, when they said right after Hiroshima and Nagasaki, “We had to destroy the neighborhood in order to save it.” 
Biden was a loyal hoplite in the phalanx of modern American Liberal social justice workers who became social justice warriors. Those are the gutless bastards who wear masks in Portland, Oregon and beat the shit out of gay Vietnamese cameramen and do it in the name of free speech. Does anyone else remember the bumper sticker “Support Mental Health or I’ll Kill You”?
Other highlights from last night’s debate include Tovarisch Bill de Blasio, Mayor of NYC, trying out a new campaign slogan “Tax the Hell out of the Rich”. Terse, catchy, and doomed.
Nobody has yet called for free beer but it’s coming, it’s coming.
Note also that Andrew Yang, not quite in the top tier of candidates, in addition to promising $2,000 a month to everyone, says it’s too late to save everybody but we have to start moving people to high ground because of aggressive A/C usage, the  promiscuously profligate use of plastic, and out-of-control flatulent bovines.
I am glad that Prince Harry is going to limit his number of children to two. How about a vasectomy and becoming a serial adopter? It’s getting mighty shallow in his gene pool. The world will be a better place if his line ends. Guy Fawkes, where are you when we need you?

As the Zen Master said, 
“We’ll see.”





Kevin Smith
WARRIROBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

August 4, 2019 Find me a resident of Section 8 Housing in Baltimore – and is rat is now a 4-letter racist per se word? – and I won’t pay for him to come to Florida.


August 4, 2019

Find me a resident of Section 8 Housing in Baltimore – and is rat is now a 4-letter racist per se word? – and I won’t pay for him to come to Florida.

There is no doubt that Prince Harry is the true son of Prince Charles, aka Alfred E. Newman. Bad enough this putz told people to stop taking his picture, he told them to stop looking at him. Not for nothing, but if he is being sedan chaired past my “ruined tenement”, the one where “the wind and rain may enter”, would it be OK if I snuck a peek or two at him?

Only an in-bred, eyes too close together, bleed a lot from a pin prick, genetically deficient lib-tard would say that. Considering the good prospect that he has Jack the Ripper blood in his veins, why not? Absent the purple blanket, Archie Windsor would end up either in a dust-bin or behind it if it had wheels. And why is he only going to have one grandfather?

Somebody apologized for saying that Kamala Harris used her bearded clam to jump a few rungs on the corporate ladder to success by perfecting the horizontal tango. Hey! Quien sabe? Hooking up is no big deal, right?

Willie Brown, the forner Democratic leader of the California Assembly and then the Mayor of Oakland, wearer of $1,500 suits when there was still a certain cachet, a panache if you will, was a man for whom the word sly was molded took a shine to her, so to speak. 

I don’t know what she did for him but he gave her many $300,000 stipends with which to hire lawyers. The state troopers – shades of Big Bill Clinton! – who drove her home always said she looked like she had been ridden hard and put in the stable wet.

It is not known if she did windows. Probably did. A few nights in the kip and she has a shot at the Ova Office. A good trade so far. Unless he has pictures.

In Sunday’s Miami Herald, Andres Oppenheimer ends his weekly songfest about the woes of Latin America – He arado en el mar? - with the following sentence:

“Like recovering alcoholics, they [presumptively Latin America]
should start acknowledging they have a problem and start 
attacking it by creating a climate that attracts
 investments and promotes innovation.”
The Miami Herald
Page 3C
Today
You

Here’s a toughie. Did Crazy Bernie or Lieawatha Warren mention it? How about Andrew Yang? Marianne Williamson? Sleepy Joe Biden? Anybody? 

In the same Herald on Page 2C, Fabiola Santiago, the resident lachrymose Latina, bemoaned the fact that the Florida Supreme Court – [the] “same one Governor Ron DeSantis immediately stacked with conservatives after taking office” – decided differently than she thinks it should.

Two things: 

#1 – DeSantis became Governor because about 35,000 Black women, women of color, women who are single moms, didn’t like Gillum’s stance on charter schools. The Russkies had nothing to do with it. Get over it.
#2 – If Gillum had won, would it have been OK to “stack the court with liberals?” If Hillary had won in 2016, do you think Gorsuch or Kavanagh would have been nominated to the Supreme Court? Let me answer that for you. NO! The winner gets to pick the Judges. How do you think Justice Ruth Bader Ginzburg got her job and, incidentally, got to go to all those operas with Justice Scalia? His guy won; her guy won.

As the Dean of modern American Liberal POOs – Perpetually Outraged and Offended – Leonard Pitts, excuse me, Pulitzer Prize Winner Leonard Pitts, and any Black dude who gets to be on the same team as that son of White Privilege, Walter Duranty, is OK in my book lists this week’s Caucasian outrages, all of which are made worse by the mere presence of Trump.

I hasten to add that I had 2 relatives who came all the way from Ballyglass, Galway, Connaught, Ireland to free the slaves. The 2 brothers fought at Gettysburg in the Wheat Field with the Irish Brigade on July 2,1863. One of them is still there, “wrapped in his faded coat of Blue”.

OOOPs. My manatee trap bell just sounded. I loaded it up last night with plastic straws. The dummies go for them every time





Kevin Smith
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET


Wednesday, July 24, 2019

July 21, 2019 Father O’Toole would be mad but talking about Puerto Rico,


July 21, 2019

Father O’Toole would be mad but talking about Puerto Rico, the latest example of a Latin American country flirting with “shit-hole” status, leads to constructing durable universals from never ending tangible, God-awful examples of particulars. No matter how many particulars there are, there are never enough to construct a truthful or valid universal, or so the above-named priest taught me decades ago. Thank God that Clio, my favorite muse, was lingering nearby.

Haiti is a place that makes Cook county look like Geneva. What the Hell happened to all the loot that Clinton/Bush raised after the last hurricane, earthquake, tsunami. plague, famine, cholera outbreak, psoriasis outbreak, mass identity theft, an outbreak of alopecia, locusts, boils, a cyclone of stripes and plaids? Truly there is no end to troubled days.

And I hate to be a judge but what happens after each and every single tree is cut down for firewood? There are better ways to cook dinner, aren’t there?

I’ll say this for Poppa Doc. 

If he had trains, they would run on time.

Which brings us to Argentina.

200 years of SNAFU to FUBAR.

If God ever blessed a place it was Argentina.

Snap shot memories of Argentina, not to be confused with Rich Coast or Rich Port, must include a President who cherished his autographed picture of Hitler, his hooker wife being considered for sainthood, predictable default on international obligations, a continuous disregard for the rule of law, a climate and soil that has allowed omadhauns to grow wheat and raise cattle, and the grifter’s ability to recognize that if fools have money it is his duty to separate them.

Papa Francisco was raised in Buenos Aires by an upper middle-class family. His father, like Curly Biden’s father, was quick to recognize the “buttered side from the dry”. And when he saw his opportunities, “he took’em”. Alas, he still thinks that that is the business model that enabled this country to put a man on the moon, perfect the ZIPPO lighter, the hula hoop, the TV remote, and cure polio. Which is why people come from all over the world and are willing to die to get in.

And that’s why he proves, every time he speaks about the City of Man, that William F. Buckley Jr. was right when he spoke about the Catholic Church post Vatican 2 as Mater si, Magistra no.

Natural resources – What else, other than the work product of its intellect, does Hong Kong or Switzerland export? – an excess of protein – Did protein give us the Renaissance? Send a SASE – it should be in the top tier of countries. It isn’t. In almost 200 years of identifiable sovereignty it has made but one lasting contribution to the Western Canon: the tango. And let the record show that they stole that from the Eye-Ties. From the South, I believe

Must I speak of Paraguay? 

Which brings us back to Puerto Rico.

3 years before I was a Peace Corps volunteer there, I worked 2 years for a frozen food company whose sole overseas customer was the Puerto Rican food industry. Although hot stoves were seldom needed there, trust me, if they appeared in bulk los ladrones would have stolen them in bulk. And they wouldn’t have been too proud to ask for help.

My Hudson County, New Jersey background came in handy when I was building what would be called low income housing near Utuado. I knew, being from Bayonne, what it meant when the inspector was always hanging around.

Thievery in Puerto Rico, corruption in government are double-helixed into its DNA. It’s what they are born to do. 

The Governor and the loud mouth bruja alcalde de San Juan should be flogged.

I look, in vain, for Latin American success stories. Individuals? Si como no; countries? No!

If I were to mention Cuba and Venezuela would that be piling on?

Puerto Rico is the catcher on the shot-put team because that’s what they want. If they didn’t want it, they would change it. Colombia did.

I won’t cry for you.



WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

July 18, 2019 Why This Country’s Best Days Are Ahead of Us



July 18, 2019

Why This Country’s Best Days Are Ahead of Us

Since I am folliclely challenged hair care is not high on my “to do” list. From time to time, and to express my undying support of Israel, I sport the Ben-Gurion look. Smooth as a baby’s bottom on top but sporting stiff necked dreadlocks and unable to find any more Kirkman’s Octagon soap, I went to the Dollar Store.

Cuidado! Muy Peligroso!
Don’t buy anything edible there,
particularly the $1 rib-eye.

I have in front of me a 12.5 oz plastic bottle of Alberto VO5 Strawberries & Cream with soy milk protein but without paraben and silicone. I am not sure what paraben is but I sure as Hell don’t want any of it in my ear.

I think Publix sells it for about $4.50 a bottle. Thanks to “creative destruction”, as outlined by the great Schumpeter, I was able to lavage my locks for a buck a bottle.

Somewhere a business selling the above was entering a death roll. Some dreaded middle-men swooped in and bought all the inventory prior to the coroner’s final report. It wound up on the shelves of the local Dollar Store where I, a disabled senior citizen living on a fixed income, was able to enjoy the benefits of a softening and shining shampoo.

Is this a great country or what? The still legendary Big Mike from Bayonne still says, “That’s why you never see anybody swimming to Cuba.” We have the innate ability to turn chicken shit into chicken salad.

And that’s why it’s morning in America again
Prudence dictates that you still give the fish-eye the $1 rib-eye

I just watched Ken Langone of EDS and Home Depot fame announce that he will give $100,000,000 to the NYU Langone School of Medicine. That will bring his total to $450,000,000. With his last donation he will try to make the school tuition free.

White Privilege?

I spent an uncomfortable, somewhat distressful, afternoon at the Phil Smith Neuroscience Center at Holy Cross Hospital in Fort Lauderdale, last September. How do you get your name on a hospital? In the first example, $450,000,000 changed hands. In the second, the agio was $7,500,000.

I met Langone several times. I had lunch with Phil Smith, a devoted e-mail fan, 3 times. Their commercial success was predicated on a Thoreau simplicity; he bought cars wholesale and sold them retail. In Langone’s case it was a bit less simple. He convinced people to give him money so he could give it to other people who had strange ideas. One, Ross Perot and his company EDS, provided much more efficient bookkeeping services while the other, Arthur Branch and Home Depot, thought the world was ready for a better hardware store. Despite Senator Lieawatha Warren’s protestations to the contrary, they built it themselves. Their success, a success rivaling Croesus, enabled them to release the eleemosynary hounds chained up inside them.

Send up a flare when someone from Cuba or Venezuela or Nicaragua does anything remotely similar. Skip that. How about a business with 15 employees, benefits, and a company happy hour once a month?

I know where we find such men.
Here.
MAGA!


The last time I heard a crowd roar in such a semi-Teutonic fashion was at the Democratic Convention in Madison Square Garden in NYC in 1980. A reluctantly sober, not quite svelte Senator Lard Kennedy, gave a concession speech after losing the nomination to “Clod Populist” Carter. I remember Carole Bellamy, the Sapphic NY state comptroller, keening tumescently at the lost prospect of “rainbow stew” and a line to the horizon of lambs volunteering to snuggle with lions., otherwise known as the good old days. 

The latest roar, “Send her back”, was chanted by people without masks who did not seek out Asian homosexual journalists so as to beat the shit out of them. It will be an interesting academic exercise to see whether brother/sister humping began in Kentucky or Somalia.  

Virtual reality or real reality demands that the William F. Buckley, Jr. rule be re-imposed. When Congresswoman Bella Abzug, world famed for her snarling steatyagousness, was at the depths of her “Trousered Ape” period, a lot of good people wanted her out of Congress. 

“Au contraire,” said Buckley. “As long as she is in Congress we know where she is.” Loose and unaccounted for, she could be wreaking havoc to the commonweal before we were aware of it. Keep her in Congress, for our own safety’s sake.

Plus, is there a hidden streak of diversity in MS Ilhan’s DNA? How many shuls or basilicas are in countries governed by Sharia law? Yet her last marriage certificate was signed by a Christian minister. Wazupwidat? Is she from an extremely reform branch of radical Islamic terrorism?

Speaking of religious persecution, a large group of survivors of same were greeted in the White House by President Trump, aka il magnifico. We think of the Christian being fed to the lions, of the priests being burned at the stake by Henry the 8th, of the missionaries being tortured by the 5 Tribes of the Hudson Valley, of Father Kolbe, Bishop Walsh, and Cardinal Mindszenty.

Attention must be paid to other men who bore witness and paid the price.

47 Marist Brothers were shot to death on October 6, 1936 by the “good guys”; or so modern American Liberals tell us, in the Spanish Civil War. 47. One day. The same day. 47.

There is another martyr I must mention. Brother Henri Verges, FMS was martyred on December 8, 1994. If he was killed the same way that Fra Bernardo Oliveros, CSO was the last thing he saw was a group pf feral thugs, wielding machetes and barongs, yelling Allah Akbar!. 

I mention him because he was born in 1930. It is possible that through the years of international travel, of overseas postings, of educational seminars, he could have known some of the men who taught me. Thus, a bond would have been created.

Christians, particularly Roman Catholics, are afraid to stick their heads up in the public arena. Roman Catholic politicians, pols who are able to square the demonic circle of abortion, are allowed ort assume a mora superiority not to be found in nature.

I have no wish to be martyred but I will gladly hold the coat of any who so choose. And God Bless them. I was made better by being close to them.

Does anyone else remember the kerfuffle over the Census and “statistical sampling” in 2000? Modern American Liberals saw a way to increase their pelf and swag by doing away with the deadly mandated Constitutional chore of counting each and every person, by hand if you will, in the shire. Naturally enough, and true to their cause, racist Republicans opposed this and they prevailed.

Trump, having been temporarily derailed in his effort to return the xenophobic citizenship question to the Census form, will use “statistical sampling” to find out. And ain’t that a kick in the ass. Deep down, as Gavin Mcleod says, “Liberals know they are full of shit.” Go Donny!




Kevin Smith
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET



July 17, 2019 Rosemary O’Hara – Editorial Page Editor The Sun Sentinel RE: Trump, the villainous scoundrel whose perfidy knows no boundaries and this time it’s the environment. Some comments on this morning’s polemical philippic on our crumbling environment and why Herr Trump is the dybukk*


July 17, 2019

Rosemary O’Hara – Editorial Page Editor
The Sun Sentinel

RE: Trump, the villainous scoundrel whose perfidy knows no boundaries and this time it’s the environment. Some comments on this morning’s polemical philippic on our crumbling environment and why Herr Trump is the dybukk*

Ms O,

There are so many turds in this morning’s editorial punch bowl that I would need both a flotation device and a faithful scheiss hound should I go in head first.

The backdrop:

#1 – Speaking of “settled science”, The Ptolemy Fan Club will have its monthly meeting in the uber aggressively air-conditioned lobby of the Sun Sentinel. The Fred Hoyle/Steady State Chowder and Marching Society will have its annual meeting in the last remaining phone booth in Broward County as soon as it is found. A cash bar will be available at both functions

#2 – Congresswoman AOC, and she’s so dumb she makes my toe nails curl and my cat howl, gives us 11 years and then…. poof, gone, as if we were never here. Prince Charles, aka Alfred E. Newman, gives us 18 months to develop cows that swallow their own farts or we will put our teeth in backwards and chew ourselves to death. The great Dr. Johnson said, “Such stupidity is not to be found in nature.” It’s obvious he never met these two. In the soothing words of Frank Paladino, Manhattan’s premier ditch digger, “Fucking morons”. I can’t speak to her DNA but his is the result of centuries of continuous inbreeding. It is said that Chucky can see through a keyhole with both eyes. He is dumber than a box of hammers.

#3 – You say that greenhouse gas emissions are down “because so much electricity comes from natural gas, which runs cleaner than coal”. Somebody with a blue pencil – Are they still around? – should have pointed out that the reason for that is fracking. [Please note that I fracked my first well 150 miles South of where and when the Dolphins won their last Super Bowl.] You may recall, however reluctantly, that the Obama Energy crew, manned entirely by strident Luddites, opposed fracking the way Dracula opposes dawn. Toss in the Keystone Pipeline also and for the same reason.

#4 – How can you mention coal without mentioning Tom Steyer, King of the hypocritical modern American Liberal bastards? 
When I mined and sold coal in this country there was no market, none, for coal with more than 1% sulfur in the United States
Steyer, a scurrilous poltroon if ever one existed, decided that there was a market among the “lesser breeds”, the Chinese and the Indians. 4% sulfur was no problem for them as long as the price was right. Spoken like a true Robber Baron who has since come to know the Baby Jesus.
And he has los cojones grandes to tell me I should live without plastic? Thank God the retirement community at the “undiscovered country” is almost ready.

#5 – Speaking of “settled science”, I have my copy “The Population Bomb”, an astonishingly astoundingly asinine book, written by, and it goes without saying, a really, and I mean really, really bright guy named Paul Ehrlich, Ph.D. He told us, and many times on the Johnny Carson Show, that the race was on. At the finish line, in the year 2000, was death, either by freezing or starving or both. Further, there was nothing we could do to stop it. And that the real villain in the piece was the Roman Catholic Church. I told you he was really smart, didn’t I?
The proof of the pudding is in the eating is almost scientific. Here it is 2019. It’s so hot the iguanas are bitching and I am still calorically challenged. Why, a confused public ask, isn’t this Homeric horse’s ass tied backwards on a mule and made to wear a dunce cap while jeering villagers pelt him with bags of flaming cat shit? And why not a second mule, this one for Paul Krugman, PhD, and a one-time shill for Enron who, the day after the country rejected Wide-Bottomed Hillary, told us the stock market was going into a shit house reserved for hell-hole countries? Remember?

#6 – We are coming up to the 21st anniversary of Donna Shalala telling us that “we would all die from AIDS in 10 years”. That was the same day that President Handsome Billy from Hot Springs, King of the One-Eyed Trouser Snakes, told us, on live TV, from the White House Rose Garden that it was hot in DC in August because of Global Warming which we all know is caused by hot days in August. He actually, rooting tooting, said that.
Thus, he consigned the Trivium, the crowing glory of Western Civilization for 25 centuries, to the dust bin occupied by addled modern American Liberals.

I will write it out in a verse before the dreaded Word Police ban it.

POST HOC ERGO PROPTER HOC

Of course, if it weren’t for tautologies mALs wouldn’t have to use their brains at all.

#7 – I have a good supply of plastic straws should you ever need any.

#8 – You have turned off you’re A/C, haven’t you?







Kevin Smith
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PS - * - dybbuk – A good old Jewish word, meant to confuse the goyim. I mention Jewish because, as we all know, and boy oh boy is the science settled on the following: Democrats are uncomfortable with “Jews”. Modern American Liberals, particularly those Social Justice Warriors who wear masks and beat the shit out of gay Vietnamese journalists, truly despise Israel and, this time, would kill them all, should be made to face this inconvenient truth every time they tell me what is wrong with the deplorable country we live in.
Is it true that in addition to polluting the skies of China and India Steyer made a lot of money privatizing prisons? How eclectically indignant of the butt-sucking media elite not to comment on this.