January 24, 2020 That former Vice President, Alpha Gump,

January 24, 2020

That former Vice President, Alpha Gump, aka Albert Arnold Gore, Jr, is the modern American Liberal accepted universal working model of the paradigmatic template of a HORSE’S ASS there is no doubt. He’s too stupid – Do you know anyone else who flunked out of 2 graduate schools in the same semester? I don’t know either, - to be even considered a SMARMY BASTARD. It’s tough to call him a POMPOUS FART ‘cuz he was born that way and how many times can you pick low hanging fruit?

The head Gumpster, slum lord, serial polluter, tobacco grower, heir of Armand Hammer, the fountainhead of Russian collusion, a man who did not recognize Benjamin Franklin, head of the growing Gumpster clan – Thumper gump and all the baby Gumpsters, not one of whom went to any of the really fine public schools in DC, remember? – a man who, when he talks – “No controlling authority”, “sex-crazed poodle” - made your hair hurt 

STOP THE PRESSES!

Enough with rich White people going to Switzerland to talk to other rich 

White people about how tough it is to be rich and White and, other than not being ‘rich and White’ they were working on changing it; Macroeconomics writ large.

Microeconomics writ in blood:

PUBLIX on 17^th Street just close 3 checkout counters and replaced 

Them with self-checkout kiosks

My first salary check was from the A&P on 53^rd Street in Bayonne in 1961.

 It was also the first time I was fired

I just came across cockwomble, a noble word that will enable me to stop writing about Gump. Not really; he’s still a fucking moron.

RIP – Frieda Kaplan – She gave us the word kiwi which had nothing to do with New Zealand. 

Fat Jerry Nadler, who gives “New York lawyers” a bad name, insulted his jury over and over. Who says “New York lawyers” are smart? The last time I was on a jury in New Jersey was on June 3, 1993. One police officer was killed, I saved the other police officer’s life, Room 1104, Essex Cou9nty Courthouse. Judge Leonard Ronco. Look it up. I save a police officer’s life. He was center shot by a .357 Magnum. 2 and ½ years later he danced at my daughter’s wedding

“Medicare For All” should take a peek at the flashing sign on Federal Highway. It reads “Road Work to Begin on DECEMBER 3, 2019. These signs are usually rented by the day. This one went up before Thanksgiving. The only work being done as of this AM was rent generation.

What a wicked web we weave…..

Carter Page, a graduate of the United States Naval Academy, had his life turned upside down and inside out because the vipers who make up the elite of the modern American Liberal ruling clique, the ones who know their shit doesn’t stink, couldn’t stand the thought that Donald Trump could or would become President. 

“A man upon oath holds his soul in his hands as if it were water.

He opens his fingers at his own peril.”

The idea of it was so deplorable that they lied, over and over and over and over to a Federal Court to get a warrant to take Cater Page’s life apart. The nobility of the goal – getting Trump – made the means of doing it irrelevant. And who say Machiavelli died with the Medicis? The Kulaks died because it was a very big omelet going into the pan plus it was time to cull the herd of some stiff-necked Jews, right?

It turns out that the FBI lied on at least 2 of the applications “….and no warrant shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or application and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons things to be seized.”

Pretty good language from a Dead White Guy more than 230 years ago.

That hum you hear it the background is from word processors going at warp speed preparing appeals and motions to invalidate a lot of shit that the oleaginous Swamp denizens foisted on us. 

I was on trial for 7 years in 3 different Federal Courthouses, not counting a useless side trip to the United States Supreme Court. I was made constantly aware of what “raising my right hand” means. I ask if I knew what it means why didn’t Toad James  Comey know. How about all the turd lawyers he sent into the courthouse to swear to his lies? How many of them knew or should have known? Will they use the Nuremberg defense of ‘I was just following orders’ when they go before the various  Bar committees who will turn their lives upside down and inside out?

“The sins we do two by two we pay for one by one.”

‘When we first we practice to deceive.’

When proponents of Article 1 get into t pissing contest with patrons if Article 2 usually the guys and gals from Article 3 try to work it out. Why didn’t that happen this time? One valid answer, one that the facts would support, is that the moon bats from #1 so hate #2 that they became fucking morons.

I am told by the same people who told me to get my affairs in order and get a DNR card but not a DNR tattoo – bad for my health, honest - that since I owe them so much money that my month to month lease on life has been extended. Thus, my trip to the “undiscovered country” has been delayed. 

3 things:

A – My tip to the boatman is non-refundable.

B – How do I unburn a burned bridge?

C – Still no green bananas

Kevin Smith

WARRKIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – Bernie, promise me free beer and I’m yours. Also, will it be the Cuban model or the Venezuelan model if you win? Plus, do you still think that the Kulaks got what they deserve and that Bukharin was really guilty?

PPS – Looking back, the first crack in the Berlin Wall was caused by Chernobyl. It may be the same with the Chinko virus. The Spanish Flu killed mor people in WW1 that the Maxim gun and phosgene.