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December 30, 2013
Isn’t it time to free Sirhan Sirhan? He has been locked up longer than Nelson Mandela. Plus, he only killed one guy. Plus, the WOGs will love us if we give him a bag of goodies to bring home for Ramadimdamdum.
I love Uncle Si but God Bless Phil Robertson.
Speaking of anuses, the complete record of my last colonoscopy is available for a small handling charge. The first sentence, “The probe entered the anus easily”, says it all and it’s downhill from there. For an additional charge a color photo of my bladder is available. Also available for separate P & H are photos of my post auricular malignant tumor and its removal thereof, my transesophogeal ecocardiogram, my left hip replacement, my right hip replacement, my right knee replacement, and coming soon, my left eye surgeries. [These are suitable for framing – autographs are extra]
Speaking of American football, anyone saying “true freshman” or, worse, “the Granddaddy of them all”, should be waterboarded.
Isn’t it time for a new Solyndra? This time give it the money and support it deserves. After all, it’s for the children, isn’t it?
There is a rumor that George Bailey Was flung from the Bayonne Bridge and devoured by the trolls living under it. Will someone from Bayonne please confirm or deny?
How can feral Muslim thugs murder Christians wherever sharia law prevails with Prince Charles being the only public person condemning it? 14 centuries after this bastardized religion of perverted peace, founded by a goat humping paedophile, was foisted upon the world why do we sit idly by when they blow up our buildings and mutilate their women? When was the last time a Muslim man was stoned for adultery?
These are people who have outlawed whistling and balloons. Every time they see a 2500 year old statue of Buddha they blow it up. They think it is their duty to fillet people who draw cartoons that they don’t like. Their solution to teenage girls using nail polish is to pull their finger nails out. And then they cut their G-spots out with the bottom of a Coke bottle.
Damn them. They are a pox on civilization.
Dante, Michelangelo, Shakespeare, Mozart, Beethoven, Madison, Einstein, Edison, the Wright Brothers, Kipling, Bobby Jones, Walt Disney, Rodgers & Hart, Ted Williams, Leslie Groves, Churchill, Kemmons Wilson, Kelly Johnson, Jonas Salk, Orville Redenbacher, Frank Perdue, Neal Armstrong, George Carlin, Norman Bourlag, Grove, Gates, & Jobs …Where and who are the Islamic equivalents?
The answer is simple.
They are nowhere to be found because there aren’t any, there weren’t any, and there won’t be any.
They should be trusted as much as one would trust a pack of rabid wolverines led by a pack of IRS collection agents behind on their seizures.
Too bad Hitler never really knew them.
The only complaint about Curley Biden is that he has raised the bar for being a public horse’s ass so high that it will take decades for a contender to emerge. He has made it impossible for any self-respecting ohmadahn to hold her head high.
The market has spoken! Hackle raising is back!
I will plant hackles fence post to fence post, such is the demand. As always, caution is advised. Do not operate heavy machinery or handle sharp instruments when using hackles for personal consumption.
Also, I will organically cultivate non-genetically modified glutens for personal use. I guarantee that only ca-ca from free range chickens, chickens who have never had hormone shots, chickens who have never smoked, chickens who mate with barbed wire, chickens who have daily rosemary and/or tarragon body rubs, will be used for fertilization. .
Having dug ditches in 3 countries I can assure that the first thing you do when you find out that you are digging in the wrong place is to….stop digging. Honest. Perhaps the kamikaze guardians of ObomboCare should take note.
Speaking of President B.O. will 2014 be the year he stops blaming George Bush for everything, including polar bear drowning, twerking, rising interest rates, teenage obesity, White Hispanic random killings of wanabee 3rd Worlders, the continuing heartbreak of psoriasis, the growing presence of “creepy-assed crackers”, inter alia. Is there no end to the woes that he has caused?
There is one thing he might think about copying however. Both of George Bush’s daughters went to public high school.
It is the last weekend of the regular season NFL. Wherever Pete Rozelle is he is smiling. In addition to every team in the league being eligible for the playoffs a 3 team death match will be held on New Year’s Eve. The Chicago Cardinals, the Los Angeles Rams, and the Baltimore Colts will play until someone dies. The two teams with no mortalities will then play a special wild card game with no referees. The winner will be the last team to come to the scratch line.
Since we are well into a “jobless recovery” might it not be time to bring back Michael Milken? How about giving Ken Langone a free hand for 18 months?
I am declaring war on John Podesta. He is a nasty shit who took a lot of beatings in high school, thus his “snarky” smarminess. I add that he earned all those between classes thumpings. I will kick his ass so hard he will have to take his socks down to take a dump.
Yearend kudos to Hillary R. Clinton
I just found out that when she was named to the board of a struggling, non-organic, Arkansas-based yogurt company the first thing she did was to change its name. It was called The Country’s Almost OK Yogurt of TCAOKY. She made it morph into TCBY, “The Country’s Best Yogurt. Do you think the fact that her husband, Handsome Billy from Hot Springs, was the Governor of Arkansas had anything to do with her getting the job?
Who could have predicted how bad, how evil, how pernicious, how mean spirited, how exploitative of poor folk, [by the dastardly device of lowering prices] and early devoted disciples of Duck Dynasty Wal-Mart would become when she left its Board?
For 8 centuries the Roman Catholic Church has been the home of many Mendicant orders. If it weren’t for the conspicuously consuming 1%ers they would have all starved 800 years ago.
I read this morning of the death of Harold Simmons, a little known Texas billionaire. [Ponder the twists of the phrase “a little known Texas billionaire”] I was able to tally almost $700,000,000 that he gave away as in “Since I like what you do take my money and do with it what you please”. Please refer to the previous paragraph.
It’s OK if you think me a misogynist but all – no exceptions, none – female side line commentators in college and the NFL should be fired. They are universally terrible. When one of them makes a less than imbecilic statement it is wise to remember the great Dr. Johnson who compared a woman preaching to a dog walking on its hind legs. “It is not a question of how well she does it but, rather, why does she do it all.”
The only possible explanation for them being there is that if a man were to ask a coach whose team is getting their collective asses kicked what his favorite color is as he tries to get to the locker room he would get a beating while the chick wouldn’t.
Send them all home with the thanks of a grateful nation. Give them all a copy of Grammy’s great meat loaf recipe. Tell them to practice their ironing skills.
I declare war on John Podesta. As a smarmy bastard he is justifiably proud of his “snarkiness” You can tell that he took a lot of beatings in high school. And, may I add, they were all well deserved. I will kick his ass so hard that he will have to take down his socks to take a dump. Stay tuned. No more Mr. Nice Guy.
Isn’t it time that solipsistic White First-Worlders, all of whom need to have the fuzzy good feeling caused when you help the environment at somebody else’s expense, allowed the licensing of DDT for sub-Saharan African nations? Even if it killed Peregrine falcons, which it did not, 2,000,000 Black babies die each year, every year, from malaria. Listen up Al & Jessie. If that ain’t genocide I don’t know what is. If White babies in Malibu or Short Hills or the upper West side of Manhattan were dying at the same rate C-130 guns ships would spray DDT to a depth of 18 inches every sundown. And, yes, I have seen a non-White infant die from malaria.
I read today of the death of Medal of Honor winner Corporal Rudy Hernandez. Where do we find such men? God willing they will be there when we need them again. And yes, Virginia, we will need them again.
The best NBA team ever was the 1983 Warriors. The best NFL team ever was the 1986 Bears. Was it a coincidence that they both played when the Great Reagan was President? I don’t think so.
Don’t see the new Walter Mitty movie unless the words topakata, topakata, topakata bring a sly grin to your face. [Thinking of you, Fat Jack]
It’s a race to see if my tuchis or cojones will freeze first. So much for that Global Warming clap-trap.
My Texas ladies are growing up far too quickly.
Kevin Smith
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET
Tuesday, December 31, 2013
Friday, December 27, 2013
December 22, 2013
Letter to the Editor
The Dallas Morning News
Box 655237
Dallas, TX 75265
RE: General Nathan Bedford Forest and the difficulty of retroactive punishment, particularly when said punishment is “eclectically indignant” – Some comments on your editorial of 12/21/13 agreeing with the name change at Nathan Bedford Forest High School in Jacksonville, FL.
Sirs,
Assuming that the massacre of “black Union troops at the siege of Ft. Pillow” was one of “the most ghastly episodes in the nation’s brutal Civil War” – Shiloh, Antietam, The Wheat Field, Sheridan’s jaunt through the Shenandoah, Fredericksburg, the Wilderness, inter alia, can contend for the “ghastly” title – we are faced with the unenviable task of applying today’s standards, a term that no longer means what it is supposed to, there being a general disregard for the “permanent things”, to yesterday’s actions.
“LOUSY YELLOW RAT MONKEY BASTARDS”
There was a certain euphony to the above phase, particularly when Admiral William F. Halsey – a quintessential “Jersey” guy – used it to describe the Japanese during the unpleasantness of 1941 to 1945.
The people of New Jersey gave him one of its highest honors when it named Turnpike Exit 13 after him.
Should drivers of Japanese cars be given a 50% discount? Should Japanese drivers be allowed to exit toll free? Should Japanese drivers of Japanese cars be given free passage plus 50% of the toll that they didn’t pay? Can these rights be part of one’s estate? Can they be sold? [Let it be known that Coach Vince Lombardi’s name adorns a full service truck stop on the same turnpike.]
The USS Tarawa [LHA-1] is an amphibious assault ship that is fast and nasty. It is designed to kill people and break things. It is named after the battle of Tarawa, a Marine invasion that had 2 remarkable occurrences. #1 – The first day was a monumental military clusterfuck for the Marines. #2 – The battle ended on the 3rd day. There were no, as in zero, zip, nada, Japanese prisoners.
How about renaming the ship the USS Kumbaya as a sign of our commitment to international anger management and racial reconciliation?
The USS Stennis [CVN74] and the Richard Russell Senate Office Building were named after 2 men who were patriots and strong supporters of the military. They shared one other thing in common.
They dedicated their entire adult lives to keeping little Black boys from going to school with little White girls.
Perhaps we should re-name the carrier the USS Mandela.
I leave the renaming of the office building to others with the sincere hope that Harrison Williams and Robert Torricelli, 2 more “Jersey” guys, be given due consideration.
When George Washington executed soldiers for desertion or insubordination he assigned the “ghastly” task to men who either served with or knew the executees very well.
Is it too late to re-name the monument?
Abraham Lincoln suspended the 4th Amendment – Sounds familiar but at least he had a war going on – and arrested a sitting member of Congress for opposing him.
What in the name of head up your ass Political Correctness are we to do with him?
He wasn’t “yellow” but the Democratic Party, the pro-slavery party in 1864, and the New York Times, its bum kissing lackey, regularly referred to him as a “monkey”. Perhaps we can borrow from Admiral Halsey.
Things get curiouser and curiouser, don’t they?
It is always easier if you adhere to one of the great traditions of modern American Liberalism and never let facts interfere with your already formed conclusion.
Speaking of “ghastly situations”, Black women – 6% of the population - have had 38% of the abortions performed in this country since 1973. Then again, all genocides are “ghastly”, regardless of the color of the victim. Could Black abortions be an example of, forgive me, Affirmative Action overkill?
What are we to do with Senator Robert Byrd [D-WV]? He was Deputy Vice Kleagle [in charge of recruiting] of the Christian Sons of the Ku Klux Klan. As President Pro Tem of the Senate he was 2nd in line to be the President of the United States. He was not a rotter like Duck Dynasty homophobe Phil Robertson but he used to wear sheets and burn crosses. That should count for something, shouldn’t it?
It is a small thing, no bigger than a man’s fist held against the horizon, but Senator Robert Kennedy, he who fell to a bullet fired by a Muslim terrorist, began his working career in Washington, DC as an aide to Senator McCarthy. [His father helped him get the job.] Not Clean Gene from Minnesota but Tail Gunner Joe from Wisconsin.
Nothing could be more “ghastly” to the ohmadahns who make up the shock troops of modern American Liberalism. They are well on their way to airbrushing – Politburo style – that turd in the punch bowl out of his official entry in the hagiography of “Yes, We Can” progressive History.
The History of winners killing losers, ghastly or not, has a long trail. From Caesar to Cromwell to Stalin to Pol Pot to the bug-eyed thugs in Africa we find a butcher’s bill that is always stamped “paid”.
It is my sad duty to tell you that you didn’t discover it. There was only room for one Cortez “high on a hill in Darien”.
Remember too that, “after the first death there are no other”.
Merry Christmas!
Kevin Smith
Letter to the Editor
The Dallas Morning News
Box 655237
Dallas, TX 75265
RE: General Nathan Bedford Forest and the difficulty of retroactive punishment, particularly when said punishment is “eclectically indignant” – Some comments on your editorial of 12/21/13 agreeing with the name change at Nathan Bedford Forest High School in Jacksonville, FL.
Sirs,
Assuming that the massacre of “black Union troops at the siege of Ft. Pillow” was one of “the most ghastly episodes in the nation’s brutal Civil War” – Shiloh, Antietam, The Wheat Field, Sheridan’s jaunt through the Shenandoah, Fredericksburg, the Wilderness, inter alia, can contend for the “ghastly” title – we are faced with the unenviable task of applying today’s standards, a term that no longer means what it is supposed to, there being a general disregard for the “permanent things”, to yesterday’s actions.
“LOUSY YELLOW RAT MONKEY BASTARDS”
There was a certain euphony to the above phase, particularly when Admiral William F. Halsey – a quintessential “Jersey” guy – used it to describe the Japanese during the unpleasantness of 1941 to 1945.
The people of New Jersey gave him one of its highest honors when it named Turnpike Exit 13 after him.
Should drivers of Japanese cars be given a 50% discount? Should Japanese drivers be allowed to exit toll free? Should Japanese drivers of Japanese cars be given free passage plus 50% of the toll that they didn’t pay? Can these rights be part of one’s estate? Can they be sold? [Let it be known that Coach Vince Lombardi’s name adorns a full service truck stop on the same turnpike.]
The USS Tarawa [LHA-1] is an amphibious assault ship that is fast and nasty. It is designed to kill people and break things. It is named after the battle of Tarawa, a Marine invasion that had 2 remarkable occurrences. #1 – The first day was a monumental military clusterfuck for the Marines. #2 – The battle ended on the 3rd day. There were no, as in zero, zip, nada, Japanese prisoners.
How about renaming the ship the USS Kumbaya as a sign of our commitment to international anger management and racial reconciliation?
The USS Stennis [CVN74] and the Richard Russell Senate Office Building were named after 2 men who were patriots and strong supporters of the military. They shared one other thing in common.
They dedicated their entire adult lives to keeping little Black boys from going to school with little White girls.
Perhaps we should re-name the carrier the USS Mandela.
I leave the renaming of the office building to others with the sincere hope that Harrison Williams and Robert Torricelli, 2 more “Jersey” guys, be given due consideration.
When George Washington executed soldiers for desertion or insubordination he assigned the “ghastly” task to men who either served with or knew the executees very well.
Is it too late to re-name the monument?
Abraham Lincoln suspended the 4th Amendment – Sounds familiar but at least he had a war going on – and arrested a sitting member of Congress for opposing him.
What in the name of head up your ass Political Correctness are we to do with him?
He wasn’t “yellow” but the Democratic Party, the pro-slavery party in 1864, and the New York Times, its bum kissing lackey, regularly referred to him as a “monkey”. Perhaps we can borrow from Admiral Halsey.
Things get curiouser and curiouser, don’t they?
It is always easier if you adhere to one of the great traditions of modern American Liberalism and never let facts interfere with your already formed conclusion.
Speaking of “ghastly situations”, Black women – 6% of the population - have had 38% of the abortions performed in this country since 1973. Then again, all genocides are “ghastly”, regardless of the color of the victim. Could Black abortions be an example of, forgive me, Affirmative Action overkill?
What are we to do with Senator Robert Byrd [D-WV]? He was Deputy Vice Kleagle [in charge of recruiting] of the Christian Sons of the Ku Klux Klan. As President Pro Tem of the Senate he was 2nd in line to be the President of the United States. He was not a rotter like Duck Dynasty homophobe Phil Robertson but he used to wear sheets and burn crosses. That should count for something, shouldn’t it?
It is a small thing, no bigger than a man’s fist held against the horizon, but Senator Robert Kennedy, he who fell to a bullet fired by a Muslim terrorist, began his working career in Washington, DC as an aide to Senator McCarthy. [His father helped him get the job.] Not Clean Gene from Minnesota but Tail Gunner Joe from Wisconsin.
Nothing could be more “ghastly” to the ohmadahns who make up the shock troops of modern American Liberalism. They are well on their way to airbrushing – Politburo style – that turd in the punch bowl out of his official entry in the hagiography of “Yes, We Can” progressive History.
The History of winners killing losers, ghastly or not, has a long trail. From Caesar to Cromwell to Stalin to Pol Pot to the bug-eyed thugs in Africa we find a butcher’s bill that is always stamped “paid”.
It is my sad duty to tell you that you didn’t discover it. There was only room for one Cortez “high on a hill in Darien”.
Remember too that, “after the first death there are no other”.
Merry Christmas!
Kevin Smith
Thursday, December 26, 2013
“Nobody asked me but…
Will ObombCare cover cliteroidectomies for infidels?
Will someone please steal my identity?
I’m Pro-Life. Are you Pro-Death?
Whatever happened to steak tartare?
Doesn’t Anthony Weiner make Charles Krauthammer look like Brad Pitt?
Where have all the payphones gone?
Jesse Dirkhising? – Rest in Peace
Thank God for Wal-Mart. Period.
Jack Lambert and Ronnie Lott couldn’t play in today’s NFL
There are too many “fargin’ arseholes” on the road of life.
James Madison & George Mason
Kermit Gosnell, M.D. earned his one way ticket to Hell.
Seen any Samsonite luggage lately?
WWRD? What would Reagan do?
Arguably & Inarguably – Synonyms, right?
Thank God for Charles Martel! - West 1 / WOGs nil
God Bless John Wayne!
All the great wounds are self-inflicted
Churchill
Let the polar bears fend for themselves
Global Warming/Global Cooling = bullshit
Kipling, Eliot, Yeats
“It was said he could keep Christmas well if any man alive knew how to”
Merry Christmas…especially to Jimmy Cannon
Kevin Smith
Will ObombCare cover cliteroidectomies for infidels?
Will someone please steal my identity?
I’m Pro-Life. Are you Pro-Death?
Whatever happened to steak tartare?
Doesn’t Anthony Weiner make Charles Krauthammer look like Brad Pitt?
Where have all the payphones gone?
Jesse Dirkhising? – Rest in Peace
Thank God for Wal-Mart. Period.
Jack Lambert and Ronnie Lott couldn’t play in today’s NFL
There are too many “fargin’ arseholes” on the road of life.
James Madison & George Mason
Kermit Gosnell, M.D. earned his one way ticket to Hell.
Seen any Samsonite luggage lately?
WWRD? What would Reagan do?
Arguably & Inarguably – Synonyms, right?
Thank God for Charles Martel! - West 1 / WOGs nil
God Bless John Wayne!
All the great wounds are self-inflicted
Churchill
Let the polar bears fend for themselves
Global Warming/Global Cooling = bullshit
Kipling, Eliot, Yeats
“It was said he could keep Christmas well if any man alive knew how to”
Merry Christmas…especially to Jimmy Cannon
Kevin Smith
Friday, December 20, 2013
December 16, 2013
Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz
Democratic National Committee
430 S. Capitol Street
Washington, DC 20003
RE: You never let me down – some comments on your usual bilious statement about Governor Scott in this morning’s Sun Sentinel
My dear Little Debbie,
I opened today’s Sun Sentinel to find an early serendipitous Christmas present.
This is no way to run a state. If three top employees
of a major corporation had been forced to resign
by scandals, that company’s CEO would be fired.”‘
The Sun Sentinel
Today
You
To modern American Liberals, and let me say that you are the poster chick, the paradigmatic template if you will, of same, facts are inconvenient things. Whatever else they are they must never be allowed to interfere with your perpetually fallacious arguments.
Let me reconstruct your analogy.
President B.O. is the CEO of a very large company.
Hillary R. Clinton was Secretary of State when four of her employees at the branch office in Benghazi were murdered. She promised the families of the slain men, as she stood over the bodies, that she would “get” the alleged perpetrators.
It seemed like she was having a Ricky Ray rector flashback moment.
[You remember Ricky Ray, don’t you? He was the feral Black man with the IQ of an eggplant whose lap she sat on to take his mind off his upcoming electrocution. She wasn’t doing an early version of the Ozark twerk. She was keeping his mind off the coming 20,000 volts that was going to turn him into a fresh corn dog. She would sacrifice anybody to prove her husband was as tough on crime as he was on interns.]
She wasn’t.
A lie of noxiously monstrous proportions, that the killings occurred because of an American produced anti-Allah video, was supported and spread by everyone in Washington save the Honor Guard at Arlington, Robert Griffin lll, and anybody with a sense of History.
She left her job with her bum kissed as smooth as ice by her sycophantic servy boys [and gals] in the media so that she could run for Queen Empress Pope in 2016.
Attorney General Eric Holder, a man left holding the bag in the wake of the last minute Clinton pardons – did Hillary’s brother keep the money he got for selling them? – a man who thought 3 feral Black men wielding cudgels threatening White voters was not a hate crime, a man who was in charge of Operation Fast & Furious when a Federal law enforcement officer was gunned down, is made of Teflon.
He invoked the Sgt. Schultz defense.
“I know nothing.”
“Nobody knows nothing.”
“Nothing happened here. Move on.”
It worked. I’ll say this for modern American Liberals. They take care of their own. No offense is too great and no defense is too far-fetched but that all is forgotten and forgiven.
It took the Hindenburg 90 seconds to go down.
The Titanic sunk in less than 3 hours.
Kathleen Sibelius presides over a steroid-laden Chernobyl scale train wreck that will make 9/11 look like a day at the beach.
Beyond plaid being her favorite color she is a particularly bitchy shrew who couldn’t lie straight in bed.
The health care chaos coming soon after the Rose Bowl ends, a chaos that was/is self-inflicted, will make the Civil war draft riots resemble a Kumbaya out-reach Hootenanny.
In the ideal modern American Liberal world, a world that is predicated on finding, reaching, and crossing the horizon, life is a scoreless tie. There are only victims. Victims are caused by villains.
Modern American Liberals believe that villains, a scurrilous gang of rotters who are elders in the Church of Bush/Nixon, can be legislated out of existence. Until that blessed day arrives they must regulated like the way an anaconda regulates a 3 legged fawn.
I have 2 questions before I go.
#1 – Whatever happened to Midnight Basketball?
#2 – Has anyone figured out whether you or the Israeli Ambassador lied?
Get back to me. Please, please don’t send the cops.
Kevin Smith
Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz
Democratic National Committee
430 S. Capitol Street
Washington, DC 20003
RE: You never let me down – some comments on your usual bilious statement about Governor Scott in this morning’s Sun Sentinel
My dear Little Debbie,
I opened today’s Sun Sentinel to find an early serendipitous Christmas present.
This is no way to run a state. If three top employees
of a major corporation had been forced to resign
by scandals, that company’s CEO would be fired.”‘
The Sun Sentinel
Today
You
To modern American Liberals, and let me say that you are the poster chick, the paradigmatic template if you will, of same, facts are inconvenient things. Whatever else they are they must never be allowed to interfere with your perpetually fallacious arguments.
Let me reconstruct your analogy.
President B.O. is the CEO of a very large company.
Hillary R. Clinton was Secretary of State when four of her employees at the branch office in Benghazi were murdered. She promised the families of the slain men, as she stood over the bodies, that she would “get” the alleged perpetrators.
It seemed like she was having a Ricky Ray rector flashback moment.
[You remember Ricky Ray, don’t you? He was the feral Black man with the IQ of an eggplant whose lap she sat on to take his mind off his upcoming electrocution. She wasn’t doing an early version of the Ozark twerk. She was keeping his mind off the coming 20,000 volts that was going to turn him into a fresh corn dog. She would sacrifice anybody to prove her husband was as tough on crime as he was on interns.]
She wasn’t.
A lie of noxiously monstrous proportions, that the killings occurred because of an American produced anti-Allah video, was supported and spread by everyone in Washington save the Honor Guard at Arlington, Robert Griffin lll, and anybody with a sense of History.
She left her job with her bum kissed as smooth as ice by her sycophantic servy boys [and gals] in the media so that she could run for Queen Empress Pope in 2016.
Attorney General Eric Holder, a man left holding the bag in the wake of the last minute Clinton pardons – did Hillary’s brother keep the money he got for selling them? – a man who thought 3 feral Black men wielding cudgels threatening White voters was not a hate crime, a man who was in charge of Operation Fast & Furious when a Federal law enforcement officer was gunned down, is made of Teflon.
He invoked the Sgt. Schultz defense.
“I know nothing.”
“Nobody knows nothing.”
“Nothing happened here. Move on.”
It worked. I’ll say this for modern American Liberals. They take care of their own. No offense is too great and no defense is too far-fetched but that all is forgotten and forgiven.
It took the Hindenburg 90 seconds to go down.
The Titanic sunk in less than 3 hours.
Kathleen Sibelius presides over a steroid-laden Chernobyl scale train wreck that will make 9/11 look like a day at the beach.
Beyond plaid being her favorite color she is a particularly bitchy shrew who couldn’t lie straight in bed.
The health care chaos coming soon after the Rose Bowl ends, a chaos that was/is self-inflicted, will make the Civil war draft riots resemble a Kumbaya out-reach Hootenanny.
In the ideal modern American Liberal world, a world that is predicated on finding, reaching, and crossing the horizon, life is a scoreless tie. There are only victims. Victims are caused by villains.
Modern American Liberals believe that villains, a scurrilous gang of rotters who are elders in the Church of Bush/Nixon, can be legislated out of existence. Until that blessed day arrives they must regulated like the way an anaconda regulates a 3 legged fawn.
I have 2 questions before I go.
#1 – Whatever happened to Midnight Basketball?
#2 – Has anyone figured out whether you or the Israeli Ambassador lied?
Get back to me. Please, please don’t send the cops.
Kevin Smith
December 19, 2013
When Pericles spoke people said “How well he speaks”.
When Demosthenes spoke people said
“LET US MARCH”
A short History of Rhetoric – not Sophistry - as political speech is enclosed.
Free men speak with free tongues.
The whole earth is the sepulchre of famous men.
We few, we happy few…
Give me liberty or give me death.
Congress shall make no law…
Four score and seven years ago…
Never has so much been owed by so many to so few.
A date that will live in infamy.
We will pay any price, bear any burden…
The eagle has landed.
Tear down this Wall.
25 centuries. Inspire. Arouse. Agitate. It is true that Ideas Have Consequence but someone must give voice to them. “God wills it” and “I will not recant” turned the Western world upside down.
Comes now Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi, nee D’Alessandro of the odiously corrupt Baltimore D’Alessandro’s, and former Speaker of the House
Whatever else she may be there are 2 undeniable facts:
For 2 years she was 2 steps away from being President of the United States and she is the poster girl for septuagenarian shrews. We outlawed Bills of Attainder in 1789. If we hadn’t her father would be disinterred every year for a flogging to atone for a civic corruption so foul its stench covers 2 centuries. She would have an afternoon of the strapado prior to having a scarlet C branded on her forehead. She would then be sent to a French Knocking Shoppe run by Somali pirates.
“Embrace the suck”
She chose those words to rally support for an unpopular budget bill. In a building where giants have thundered, in a building where free people have governed themselves successfully for 2 centuries, our political language and its supporting culture have descended to the obscene.
She is this year’s example of a “Trousered Ape”.
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET
When Pericles spoke people said “How well he speaks”.
When Demosthenes spoke people said
“LET US MARCH”
A short History of Rhetoric – not Sophistry - as political speech is enclosed.
Free men speak with free tongues.
The whole earth is the sepulchre of famous men.
We few, we happy few…
Give me liberty or give me death.
Congress shall make no law…
Four score and seven years ago…
Never has so much been owed by so many to so few.
A date that will live in infamy.
We will pay any price, bear any burden…
The eagle has landed.
Tear down this Wall.
25 centuries. Inspire. Arouse. Agitate. It is true that Ideas Have Consequence but someone must give voice to them. “God wills it” and “I will not recant” turned the Western world upside down.
Comes now Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi, nee D’Alessandro of the odiously corrupt Baltimore D’Alessandro’s, and former Speaker of the House
Whatever else she may be there are 2 undeniable facts:
For 2 years she was 2 steps away from being President of the United States and she is the poster girl for septuagenarian shrews. We outlawed Bills of Attainder in 1789. If we hadn’t her father would be disinterred every year for a flogging to atone for a civic corruption so foul its stench covers 2 centuries. She would have an afternoon of the strapado prior to having a scarlet C branded on her forehead. She would then be sent to a French Knocking Shoppe run by Somali pirates.
“Embrace the suck”
She chose those words to rally support for an unpopular budget bill. In a building where giants have thundered, in a building where free people have governed themselves successfully for 2 centuries, our political language and its supporting culture have descended to the obscene.
She is this year’s example of a “Trousered Ape”.
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET
Monday, December 9, 2013
December 8, 2013
Carl Hiaasen
The Miami Herald
3511 NW 91st Street
Miami, FL 33172
RE: If voting is good shouldn’t we have more of it? – Some comments on your eclectic take in today’s Miami Herald on evil Republicans wanting to bring back literacy tests, the poll tax, and shades of Hitler, photo IDs.
Mr. Hiaasen,
Rhetoric gone astray leads us to Sophistry. Tu quoque is one of the rites of passage.
Of course, and it goes without saying which is why it must be said, that Governor Scott is a racist, homophobic, Climate Change denier who wants to suppress voting, generally by the undeserving poor, the vast majority of whom are non-Gringos, and particularly by some who may have a felony conviction or two on their CVs.
After all, he IS a Republican. How could he do elsewise?
[Thank God She invented tautologies. How else would we know he is evil? It sure as Hell beats thinking.]]
Permit me to bring you up to date on some past voting perfidy.
In 1916 the Hudson County [NJ] Democratic Party claimed ROW A ALL the WAY as its exclusive property. It was held by them until 1978. [They also invented “bullet voting” but that’s a Democratic voting practice of a different color.]
Both the odds and the statistical probabilities of the Hudson Democratic Party getting that coveted slot for 62 consecutive years are incalculable. Swine will turn themselves into pulled pork sandwiches before that happens.
The only other winning streak comparable is the Israeli Air Force versus the WOG Air Force. Turkey Shoot 1, Turkey Shoot 2, Turkey Shoot 3, and Turkey Shoot 4 are now available in a boxed set.
I had an uncle whose devotion to the Democratic Party in Hudson was such that he voted until 1971. That he had died in 1956 proved to be no impediment to him in fulfilling his “Row A All the Way” sacred duty.
A Republican Judge, and therefore an anti-Democratic churl and really mean guy, stopped him from doing his annual incubus 2 step to the voting booth.
What lessons can we learn from the Democratic Primary in West Virginia in 1960 and the general election vote count in Cook County in the same year?
“Just buy me enough votes to win. I’m not paying for a landslide” or so that old corsair Papa Joe was supposed to have told his Teamster thugs in West Virginia. He got his money’s worth.
As to the midnight recount in Cook County the lesson is simple: Keep counting until you get the number you need.
The elections of Ron Wyden and Al Frank to the Senate were likewise compromised. No big deal. It was done for a greater truth, wasn’t it?
After Miriam Oliphant – and if there is a dumber woman in public life in Broward County I demand that she be jumped to #1 on the Monday morning line for tubal ligations – was elected Supervisor of Elections my sense of Historical electoral mirth got the better of me.
[A word in her defense is due. Politicians always get jobs for their friends and loved ones. While it is not unusual for a political hack to come to work late and then get drunk her boy-toy got drunk and then came to work late. There is a certain clarity there that is missing in much of public life. Besides, the Great Dr. Johnson told us that “It is impossible to criticize unresisting imbecility”. Alas, the imbeciles here are the fully documented voters of Broward County. The thought of a modern American Liberal voting against a woman of color even if said woman could and did get lost on a ladder was, is, and shall be verboten.]
In addition to my valid voter ID I applied for, and got, 5 additional voter IDs. Since I am comfortably on the back nine of life I have decided that all future felonies will be major ones I believe that “it is better to be hung for 3 sheep rather than 1 goat”. I did not exercise my suffrage rights, even though they were hard earned.
It took me 1 hour and 47 minutes to vote against the Dear Leader in November, 2012.
I am handicapped; it was a hot day, the poll workers were, how to be charitable, not on the short list for Mensa. I am not feeling particularly charitable this morning. They were as dumb as a box of hammers. A big box of heavy hammers.
I had to show a photo ID.
What do the above incidents prove?
You’re right.
Nothing.
They can be fondled or manipulated to fit any goal, predetermined or not.
Did you know that CVS requires a photo ID to buy nail polish remover?
The only other entity that is concerned with nail polish is the Taliban. When those burnoosed merry pranksters catch a teenaged girl in Kafiristan with nail polish on they remove it with a pair of pliers. That solves the problem of photo IDs once and for all.
Do I have time to discuss cliteroidectomies?
Would it be “culturally arrogant” of me to suggest that that is a no-no?
You say Republicans are bastards. I say that it is the Logical end of modern American Liberalism.
I would have thought that the inventor of “frozen lizards” would have had more sense.
Silly me.
I used to hope that that would change.
Like I said, Silly Me!
Kevin Smith
Carl Hiaasen
The Miami Herald
3511 NW 91st Street
Miami, FL 33172
RE: If voting is good shouldn’t we have more of it? – Some comments on your eclectic take in today’s Miami Herald on evil Republicans wanting to bring back literacy tests, the poll tax, and shades of Hitler, photo IDs.
Mr. Hiaasen,
Rhetoric gone astray leads us to Sophistry. Tu quoque is one of the rites of passage.
Of course, and it goes without saying which is why it must be said, that Governor Scott is a racist, homophobic, Climate Change denier who wants to suppress voting, generally by the undeserving poor, the vast majority of whom are non-Gringos, and particularly by some who may have a felony conviction or two on their CVs.
After all, he IS a Republican. How could he do elsewise?
[Thank God She invented tautologies. How else would we know he is evil? It sure as Hell beats thinking.]]
Permit me to bring you up to date on some past voting perfidy.
In 1916 the Hudson County [NJ] Democratic Party claimed ROW A ALL the WAY as its exclusive property. It was held by them until 1978. [They also invented “bullet voting” but that’s a Democratic voting practice of a different color.]
Both the odds and the statistical probabilities of the Hudson Democratic Party getting that coveted slot for 62 consecutive years are incalculable. Swine will turn themselves into pulled pork sandwiches before that happens.
The only other winning streak comparable is the Israeli Air Force versus the WOG Air Force. Turkey Shoot 1, Turkey Shoot 2, Turkey Shoot 3, and Turkey Shoot 4 are now available in a boxed set.
I had an uncle whose devotion to the Democratic Party in Hudson was such that he voted until 1971. That he had died in 1956 proved to be no impediment to him in fulfilling his “Row A All the Way” sacred duty.
A Republican Judge, and therefore an anti-Democratic churl and really mean guy, stopped him from doing his annual incubus 2 step to the voting booth.
What lessons can we learn from the Democratic Primary in West Virginia in 1960 and the general election vote count in Cook County in the same year?
“Just buy me enough votes to win. I’m not paying for a landslide” or so that old corsair Papa Joe was supposed to have told his Teamster thugs in West Virginia. He got his money’s worth.
As to the midnight recount in Cook County the lesson is simple: Keep counting until you get the number you need.
The elections of Ron Wyden and Al Frank to the Senate were likewise compromised. No big deal. It was done for a greater truth, wasn’t it?
After Miriam Oliphant – and if there is a dumber woman in public life in Broward County I demand that she be jumped to #1 on the Monday morning line for tubal ligations – was elected Supervisor of Elections my sense of Historical electoral mirth got the better of me.
[A word in her defense is due. Politicians always get jobs for their friends and loved ones. While it is not unusual for a political hack to come to work late and then get drunk her boy-toy got drunk and then came to work late. There is a certain clarity there that is missing in much of public life. Besides, the Great Dr. Johnson told us that “It is impossible to criticize unresisting imbecility”. Alas, the imbeciles here are the fully documented voters of Broward County. The thought of a modern American Liberal voting against a woman of color even if said woman could and did get lost on a ladder was, is, and shall be verboten.]
In addition to my valid voter ID I applied for, and got, 5 additional voter IDs. Since I am comfortably on the back nine of life I have decided that all future felonies will be major ones I believe that “it is better to be hung for 3 sheep rather than 1 goat”. I did not exercise my suffrage rights, even though they were hard earned.
It took me 1 hour and 47 minutes to vote against the Dear Leader in November, 2012.
I am handicapped; it was a hot day, the poll workers were, how to be charitable, not on the short list for Mensa. I am not feeling particularly charitable this morning. They were as dumb as a box of hammers. A big box of heavy hammers.
I had to show a photo ID.
What do the above incidents prove?
You’re right.
Nothing.
They can be fondled or manipulated to fit any goal, predetermined or not.
Did you know that CVS requires a photo ID to buy nail polish remover?
The only other entity that is concerned with nail polish is the Taliban. When those burnoosed merry pranksters catch a teenaged girl in Kafiristan with nail polish on they remove it with a pair of pliers. That solves the problem of photo IDs once and for all.
Do I have time to discuss cliteroidectomies?
Would it be “culturally arrogant” of me to suggest that that is a no-no?
You say Republicans are bastards. I say that it is the Logical end of modern American Liberalism.
I would have thought that the inventor of “frozen lizards” would have had more sense.
Silly me.
I used to hope that that would change.
Like I said, Silly Me!
Kevin Smith
December 8, 2013
Stevie L. Goldstein
The Sun Sentinel
RE: Scrooge! Come back. This time no more Mr. Nice Guy!
My dear Professor,
It being Advent, and since I am in perpetual need of God’s Amazing Grace, I always try to keep my sharp elbows and sharper pen in check. My life’s work, chastising insufferable boobs, particularly those with incurable “non-malodorous fecal matter syndrome”, is curtailed.
But then I read your unlinkable column about the Pope and my duty was as clear as a Tanqueray martini, straight up.
It was bastinado time.
I read more about Martin Bashir, your ideological lanschman.
Since it is now acceptable in modern American Liberal circles to say that it is OK to take a dump in Governor Palin’s mouth while getting ready to pee in her eyes I figured the least I could do was to comment about your column about the Pope.
Although it does not fall under the purview of Papal infallibility one of the Baby Jesus’s greatest gifts to his followers was his countenancing the birth of one word.
That word is
BULLSHIT
In this matter I speak ex cathedra.
Merry Christmas or a secular humanist non-denominational Season’s Greetings. Your choice.
Kevin Smith
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET
Stevie L. Goldstein
The Sun Sentinel
RE: Scrooge! Come back. This time no more Mr. Nice Guy!
My dear Professor,
It being Advent, and since I am in perpetual need of God’s Amazing Grace, I always try to keep my sharp elbows and sharper pen in check. My life’s work, chastising insufferable boobs, particularly those with incurable “non-malodorous fecal matter syndrome”, is curtailed.
But then I read your unlinkable column about the Pope and my duty was as clear as a Tanqueray martini, straight up.
It was bastinado time.
I read more about Martin Bashir, your ideological lanschman.
Since it is now acceptable in modern American Liberal circles to say that it is OK to take a dump in Governor Palin’s mouth while getting ready to pee in her eyes I figured the least I could do was to comment about your column about the Pope.
Although it does not fall under the purview of Papal infallibility one of the Baby Jesus’s greatest gifts to his followers was his countenancing the birth of one word.
That word is
BULLSHIT
In this matter I speak ex cathedra.
Merry Christmas or a secular humanist non-denominational Season’s Greetings. Your choice.
Kevin Smith
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
December 4, 2013
Leonard Pitts, Jr.
The Miami Herald
RE: “Mater si, Magistra no” – Some comments on your column today about the unfairness of the market and how a few good men can smooth the edges plus maybe save everybody’s soul.
Mr. Pitts,
“Martin Luther King, for instance, mused that “there
must be a better distribution of wealth and maybe
America must move toward a democratic socialism.”
Today
You
Denying the major premise is the Rhetorictician’s first response.
School is open.
Is the “wealth” that King speaks of hidden away in a jealously guarded lock box?
Do the 1%ers hire poor people to guard it? Will there be a magic moment when a Democratic Socialist, doubtless a man known for his “fairness”, a trait learned while he was a novice at the church of Community Activism, comes to insert his key, a key tinged with compassion, arrives, accompanied by grateful hordes, to do an Act 2 on the parable of the loaves and fishes?
Samuel Gompers, he of the Labor Hall of Fame, would send one word telegrams to any union locals engaged in contract talks. “More” was his only message. He knew if the man who signed the paychecks had “more” his men would get “more”. He knew that there was no evidence of anyone, anytime, anywhere being hired by a man poorer than himself.
I remember my father’s Oldsmobile. He traded it in for a Hudson. My uncle had a DeSoto. I had a Thunderbird with an 8 track stereo. I never had a Betamax. Thank God for Kansas. Without it Russia would have starved. When India stopped exporting surgeons and importing cement plants they began to prosper. Los hermanos Castro have had the same 3 problems for more than 50 years: #1 – Breakfast. #2 – Lunch. #3 – Dinner. There will soon be more Venezuelans in Broward County than in Caracas. Cash for Clunkers. The Blue Eagle. A “fair” wage. A “fair” price. Rainbow stew. Balloon Juice. Oz. Canute. Happy Days Are Here Again. Venezuela: no toilet paper, no electricity. At least you won’t be able to see yourself wiping your ass with your fingers.
Socialism, as Churchill said, is “like a man standing in a bucket trying to pick himself up by the handle”.
I see this morning where the Dear Leader is going to go on a country-wide tour proclaiming that – A – the rich get richer and – B – the poor get poorer. [It would be snide of me to ask where the Summers of Recovery have gone so I won’t]
His solution – Remember his campaign promise to “fundamentally change the country”? – will be some sort of Democratic Socialism. His bum-kissing lackeys in the press – Remember Chris Matthews getting a “tingle” up his leg? Remember David Brooks marveling at how sharp the crease was in candidate Obama’s slacks? Fast and Furious? The IRS and the Tea Party? Benghazi? Obmacare=FUBAR - will sigh tumescently
The tide will come in. The tide will go out. Winter may come early. Spring may be late.
A look at History shows that Socialism, be it Democratic or more typically, decidedly undemocratic, has never worked.
Only a fool or someone drowning in pseudo-intellectual hubris would dare to think otherwise.
Alas, the only way to make Democratic Socialism function – function, not work – think East Germany before the Berlin Wall came down - is through coercion.
Sign up for ObamaCare or the IRS will fine you.
If you don’t pay they will seize your property and
Put you in jail
“He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent
hither swarms of officers, to harass our people, and
eat out their substance.”
I wrote the top one; Thomas Jefferson wrote the other.
Laws, particularly laws written by men, are genetically incapable of making poor people rich by making rich people poorer. Laws can make rich people poorer but only once unless they, the lawmakers, make brown shirts and hob-nail boots fashionable again. The thugs masquerading as modern American Liberal Democrats – Did I just repeat myself? – will trample each other to take the blood oath to the Dear Leader.
Off with their heads only works once. Ask the family of the Golden Goose.
As a Roman Catholic I certainly regard the Church as my Mother. As a teacher, no. Particularly in matters where the Pope is not speaking ex cathedra
Kevin Smith
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET
PS – I suppose the Devil can quote scripture but what exactly did you mean when you spoke of “the so-called safety net”. You say that we, as “moral people” must “allow no one to fall – particularly if their penury is through no fault of their own”. Does that mean that poor people with self-inflicted wounds leading to penury are to be treated differently? Who decides what size ladle is to be used for the undeserving poor or the deserving poor? You? Me? The Pope? You may want to take a peek at Rerum Novarum?
Leonard Pitts, Jr.
The Miami Herald
RE: “Mater si, Magistra no” – Some comments on your column today about the unfairness of the market and how a few good men can smooth the edges plus maybe save everybody’s soul.
Mr. Pitts,
“Martin Luther King, for instance, mused that “there
must be a better distribution of wealth and maybe
America must move toward a democratic socialism.”
Today
You
Denying the major premise is the Rhetorictician’s first response.
School is open.
Is the “wealth” that King speaks of hidden away in a jealously guarded lock box?
Do the 1%ers hire poor people to guard it? Will there be a magic moment when a Democratic Socialist, doubtless a man known for his “fairness”, a trait learned while he was a novice at the church of Community Activism, comes to insert his key, a key tinged with compassion, arrives, accompanied by grateful hordes, to do an Act 2 on the parable of the loaves and fishes?
Samuel Gompers, he of the Labor Hall of Fame, would send one word telegrams to any union locals engaged in contract talks. “More” was his only message. He knew if the man who signed the paychecks had “more” his men would get “more”. He knew that there was no evidence of anyone, anytime, anywhere being hired by a man poorer than himself.
I remember my father’s Oldsmobile. He traded it in for a Hudson. My uncle had a DeSoto. I had a Thunderbird with an 8 track stereo. I never had a Betamax. Thank God for Kansas. Without it Russia would have starved. When India stopped exporting surgeons and importing cement plants they began to prosper. Los hermanos Castro have had the same 3 problems for more than 50 years: #1 – Breakfast. #2 – Lunch. #3 – Dinner. There will soon be more Venezuelans in Broward County than in Caracas. Cash for Clunkers. The Blue Eagle. A “fair” wage. A “fair” price. Rainbow stew. Balloon Juice. Oz. Canute. Happy Days Are Here Again. Venezuela: no toilet paper, no electricity. At least you won’t be able to see yourself wiping your ass with your fingers.
Socialism, as Churchill said, is “like a man standing in a bucket trying to pick himself up by the handle”.
I see this morning where the Dear Leader is going to go on a country-wide tour proclaiming that – A – the rich get richer and – B – the poor get poorer. [It would be snide of me to ask where the Summers of Recovery have gone so I won’t]
His solution – Remember his campaign promise to “fundamentally change the country”? – will be some sort of Democratic Socialism. His bum-kissing lackeys in the press – Remember Chris Matthews getting a “tingle” up his leg? Remember David Brooks marveling at how sharp the crease was in candidate Obama’s slacks? Fast and Furious? The IRS and the Tea Party? Benghazi? Obmacare=FUBAR - will sigh tumescently
The tide will come in. The tide will go out. Winter may come early. Spring may be late.
A look at History shows that Socialism, be it Democratic or more typically, decidedly undemocratic, has never worked.
Only a fool or someone drowning in pseudo-intellectual hubris would dare to think otherwise.
Alas, the only way to make Democratic Socialism function – function, not work – think East Germany before the Berlin Wall came down - is through coercion.
Sign up for ObamaCare or the IRS will fine you.
If you don’t pay they will seize your property and
Put you in jail
“He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent
hither swarms of officers, to harass our people, and
eat out their substance.”
I wrote the top one; Thomas Jefferson wrote the other.
Laws, particularly laws written by men, are genetically incapable of making poor people rich by making rich people poorer. Laws can make rich people poorer but only once unless they, the lawmakers, make brown shirts and hob-nail boots fashionable again. The thugs masquerading as modern American Liberal Democrats – Did I just repeat myself? – will trample each other to take the blood oath to the Dear Leader.
Off with their heads only works once. Ask the family of the Golden Goose.
As a Roman Catholic I certainly regard the Church as my Mother. As a teacher, no. Particularly in matters where the Pope is not speaking ex cathedra
Kevin Smith
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET
PS – I suppose the Devil can quote scripture but what exactly did you mean when you spoke of “the so-called safety net”. You say that we, as “moral people” must “allow no one to fall – particularly if their penury is through no fault of their own”. Does that mean that poor people with self-inflicted wounds leading to penury are to be treated differently? Who decides what size ladle is to be used for the undeserving poor or the deserving poor? You? Me? The Pope? You may want to take a peek at Rerum Novarum?
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
December 3, 2013
Rebecca Marques
OCEANA
P.O. Box 24361
Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33307
RE: Chicken Little now says “The sea is rising, the sea is rising” – Some comments on your unlinkable Op-Ed column in this morning’s Sun Sentinel
Ms. Marques,
“As the risks of climate change become increasingly clear” negates, nay, denies 25 centuries of Western Civilization. Things like Logic, the scientific method, reasoned discourse, and “Prove it” are tossed down the memory hole like they were last year’s fashions.
45 years ago we were told that we would either freeze to death or starve to death by the end of the 20th century.
30 years ago the “consensus of science” – Science and consensus in the same sentence is an affront to the aforementioned Western Civilization – had a mid-course correction. “Never mind”, said Professor Emily Litella. The ozoneless sky, caused by the internal combustion engine, and fueled by evil Big Oil would cause the world to die from…drum roll…Global Warming.
Having survived the Cooling threat, having survived the Warming threat, we are now faced with the worst of all possible threats. Welcome to the world of Climate Change.
Would you think ill of me if I were to point out that since the last Ice Age – I am glad something caused the icebergs to melt. If they didn’t we wouldn’t be having this conversation – we have 4 changes of climate per year? You may wish to consult the noted Italian climatologist, Professor Antonio Vivaldi, to do some homework on this. In your case, a lot of homework.
You say that our only hope is windmills.
I am sure you have factored in the collateral damage – a kind of environmental “friendly fire”, if you will – of bald eagles, whooping cranes, loons, ibises, and spotted owls being Cuisinarted while they go about their business. Don’t tell the Feds that your panacea is killing endangered species. If we are to believe the 155 year old still unproven Theory of Evolution it is probably time for them to go. No big deal.
is an inconvenient truth that facts are hard, stubborn things. I live in the hope that it is not too late to change the minds of twits who worship at the altar of Ned Lud. Failing that, I regard it as my duty to proclaim across this fair land of ours that if it looks like bullshit, if it smells like bullshit we can come quickly to a scientific consensus that it is
BULLSHIT
Try to follow the bouncing ball of the energy equation.
50% of the electricity produced in this country is used to air condition our homes, our malls, and our cars. It should be obviously self-evident that the quickest and cheapest way to save our planet is to ban all air conditioning.
Think how much better we would feel if the Sun Sentinel and OCEANA were to ban all A/Cs. All of South Florida would rally to the cause. Really.
A serendipitous benefit would be the revival of the hand held fan business. Talk about a true Summer of Recovery.
I await your marching orders.
Kevin Smith
Rebecca Marques
OCEANA
P.O. Box 24361
Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33307
RE: Chicken Little now says “The sea is rising, the sea is rising” – Some comments on your unlinkable Op-Ed column in this morning’s Sun Sentinel
Ms. Marques,
“As the risks of climate change become increasingly clear” negates, nay, denies 25 centuries of Western Civilization. Things like Logic, the scientific method, reasoned discourse, and “Prove it” are tossed down the memory hole like they were last year’s fashions.
45 years ago we were told that we would either freeze to death or starve to death by the end of the 20th century.
30 years ago the “consensus of science” – Science and consensus in the same sentence is an affront to the aforementioned Western Civilization – had a mid-course correction. “Never mind”, said Professor Emily Litella. The ozoneless sky, caused by the internal combustion engine, and fueled by evil Big Oil would cause the world to die from…drum roll…Global Warming.
Having survived the Cooling threat, having survived the Warming threat, we are now faced with the worst of all possible threats. Welcome to the world of Climate Change.
Would you think ill of me if I were to point out that since the last Ice Age – I am glad something caused the icebergs to melt. If they didn’t we wouldn’t be having this conversation – we have 4 changes of climate per year? You may wish to consult the noted Italian climatologist, Professor Antonio Vivaldi, to do some homework on this. In your case, a lot of homework.
You say that our only hope is windmills.
I am sure you have factored in the collateral damage – a kind of environmental “friendly fire”, if you will – of bald eagles, whooping cranes, loons, ibises, and spotted owls being Cuisinarted while they go about their business. Don’t tell the Feds that your panacea is killing endangered species. If we are to believe the 155 year old still unproven Theory of Evolution it is probably time for them to go. No big deal.
is an inconvenient truth that facts are hard, stubborn things. I live in the hope that it is not too late to change the minds of twits who worship at the altar of Ned Lud. Failing that, I regard it as my duty to proclaim across this fair land of ours that if it looks like bullshit, if it smells like bullshit we can come quickly to a scientific consensus that it is
BULLSHIT
Try to follow the bouncing ball of the energy equation.
50% of the electricity produced in this country is used to air condition our homes, our malls, and our cars. It should be obviously self-evident that the quickest and cheapest way to save our planet is to ban all air conditioning.
Think how much better we would feel if the Sun Sentinel and OCEANA were to ban all A/Cs. All of South Florida would rally to the cause. Really.
A serendipitous benefit would be the revival of the hand held fan business. Talk about a true Summer of Recovery.
I await your marching orders.
Kevin Smith
December 2, 2013
Dana Milbank
Washington Post Writers’ Group
1150 15th Street
Washington, DC 20071
RE: Turning lower case censorship by the Obama White House into a recruiting tool for the D.C. coven of ink stained modern American Liberal wretches. Some comments on your revelation of the real tragedy in Obama treating the White House press corps - or is that corpse, as in Marine Corpse or Peace Corpse? – as the ass kissing lackeys that they are.
Mr. Milbank.
It has been said that you can pick your friends, that you can pick your nose, but you shouldn’t pick your friend’s nose.
Maybe President B. O. doesn’t want to be tin-typed doing a digital proboscis probe on his new best friend.
It’s OK with me or, to paraphrase Curley Biden, the year’s poster boy for Hire the Handicapped, “It’s no big fucking deal”.
But in praising with oh so gentle chastisement in re the White House acting like a politburo apparatchik in training you have fulfilled your annual public act of obeisance to the holy church of modern American Liberalism.
“I doubt the White House is heavily doctoring photos. But
there are birther types out there accusing the White House
of superimposing Obama into places where he wasn’t.
Why give them ammunition?”
The Washington Post
You
[Italics mine]
Perhaps you could give us a tutorial on how much doctoring is allowable before we get into slippery slope territory with its concomitant chilling effect syndrome.
It’s a bit like Dan Rather saying just “Don’t worry about the facts being false. Concentrate on the story.”
There is an air of virginity about any White House, particularly in matters of freedom. “Once broken, never mended”, like the Dude, still abides. The current White House press room resembles a strip mall Motel 6 French Knocking Shoppe that demands that blame be equally divided between the pitcher and the catcher. Never were supposedly sacred things given up so willingly. With regard to the Dear Leader President you bum kissers wouldn’t say shit if you had a mouthful. [That is turned form the lips of Haji Bashir. As Mayor Emanuel still says, “Never let a bad word go to waste.”]
Instead of whining about “Nixon-like tactics” you closed you closed your eyes and issued a minor league Jeremiad about giving tea bagging, gun loving, climate change denying Tea Party churls who think that Obama blew up the World Trade Center to burn his Kenyan birth certificate ammunition.
Great job, you turd.
In fact, your work has not gone unnoticed.
I am the owner in fee and the sole grantor of the following awards:
HORSE’S ASS OF THE WEEK
POMPOUS FART OF THE MONTH
And the most coveted of them all…
SMARMY BASTARD OF THE YEAR
I am pleased to announce that you have won all three.
4 years of a much anticipated but never realized Summer of Recovery have reduced the prize to an all expense week end at Camp Gitmo, America’s first adult sleep away camp in the Caribbean.
The only supervised activity will be you logging on to HealthCare.Gov and volunteering to be on a Death Panel.
The spirit of Walter Duranty and Janice Cook lives in America’s press rooms.
Kevin Smith
Dana Milbank
Washington Post Writers’ Group
1150 15th Street
Washington, DC 20071
RE: Turning lower case censorship by the Obama White House into a recruiting tool for the D.C. coven of ink stained modern American Liberal wretches. Some comments on your revelation of the real tragedy in Obama treating the White House press corps - or is that corpse, as in Marine Corpse or Peace Corpse? – as the ass kissing lackeys that they are.
Mr. Milbank.
It has been said that you can pick your friends, that you can pick your nose, but you shouldn’t pick your friend’s nose.
Maybe President B. O. doesn’t want to be tin-typed doing a digital proboscis probe on his new best friend.
It’s OK with me or, to paraphrase Curley Biden, the year’s poster boy for Hire the Handicapped, “It’s no big fucking deal”.
But in praising with oh so gentle chastisement in re the White House acting like a politburo apparatchik in training you have fulfilled your annual public act of obeisance to the holy church of modern American Liberalism.
“I doubt the White House is heavily doctoring photos. But
there are birther types out there accusing the White House
of superimposing Obama into places where he wasn’t.
Why give them ammunition?”
The Washington Post
You
[Italics mine]
Perhaps you could give us a tutorial on how much doctoring is allowable before we get into slippery slope territory with its concomitant chilling effect syndrome.
It’s a bit like Dan Rather saying just “Don’t worry about the facts being false. Concentrate on the story.”
There is an air of virginity about any White House, particularly in matters of freedom. “Once broken, never mended”, like the Dude, still abides. The current White House press room resembles a strip mall Motel 6 French Knocking Shoppe that demands that blame be equally divided between the pitcher and the catcher. Never were supposedly sacred things given up so willingly. With regard to the Dear Leader President you bum kissers wouldn’t say shit if you had a mouthful. [That is turned form the lips of Haji Bashir. As Mayor Emanuel still says, “Never let a bad word go to waste.”]
Instead of whining about “Nixon-like tactics” you closed you closed your eyes and issued a minor league Jeremiad about giving tea bagging, gun loving, climate change denying Tea Party churls who think that Obama blew up the World Trade Center to burn his Kenyan birth certificate ammunition.
Great job, you turd.
In fact, your work has not gone unnoticed.
I am the owner in fee and the sole grantor of the following awards:
HORSE’S ASS OF THE WEEK
POMPOUS FART OF THE MONTH
And the most coveted of them all…
SMARMY BASTARD OF THE YEAR
I am pleased to announce that you have won all three.
4 years of a much anticipated but never realized Summer of Recovery have reduced the prize to an all expense week end at Camp Gitmo, America’s first adult sleep away camp in the Caribbean.
The only supervised activity will be you logging on to HealthCare.Gov and volunteering to be on a Death Panel.
The spirit of Walter Duranty and Janice Cook lives in America’s press rooms.
Kevin Smith
December 2, 2013
Leonard Pitts, Jr.
The Miami Herald
Miami, FL
RE: More bad news from the “N” word front – Some comments on your article of 11/30/13 in the Miami Herald.
Mr. Pitts,
A fealty to George Orwell commands me to further define the “N” word. It is “the dreaded ‘N’ word, the word that White folk from creepy-assed crackers to heads up their asses modern American Liberals dare not use”. It is also the title of Dick Gregory’s great autobiography.
I have to tell you that despite your admonitions about not breaking ranks another Brother has catapulted himself into the dreaded Briar Patch.
There is a You tube video featuring the Reverend Dr. James Manning that has gone viral. It shows an undeniably Black man giving an unfavorable thumb nail view of President B.O. Suffice to say that whatever his favorite color is it is not plaid.
Let the record show that if a White man, particularly a White man with media access, had said anything remotely similar to what was said Reverend Jesse and Reverend Al would have led a crusade to where Reverend Manning lives. Forget about Saturday Night Specials. The weapons of choice would have been a flame thrower. In this endeavor the New York Times and MANBC would have been the tumescent cheerleaders urging mayhem and havoc. Collateral damage would have been collateral but understandably regretted.
You mention castration as part of the package that bring us to this sorry, not quite Helter Skelter state.
I would be remiss if I did not remind you of Jesse Jackson’s promise to “cut Obama’s nuts off”. You do remember that, don’t you? Is nut cutting to be judged by the race of the cutter or the cuttee?
Slavery ended when 600,000 White Americans, including a relative of mine whos is still there “wrapped in his faded coat of blue”, died to overturn the Dred Scott decision. This entitles me to bring my granddaughters to Gettysburg. When I do I will tell them that “the whole earth is the sepulcher of famous men”.
Speaking of language, it is now acceptable – the adage is “Silence gives consent” – to speak of raping the daughter of a politician with whom you disagree. Further, the politician should be raped, sodomized by an overly endowed Black male, and then have someone take a dump in her mouth before pissing in her eyes.
That falls under the category of pushing the envelope on the parameters of civil discourse.
Let’s all take a deep breath and remember the words of one of the President’s more illustrious ancestors. Perhaps he was one who profited from the other side of the slave trade. Of course, the possibility that all those poor souls voluntarily presented themselves for passage to the New World remains.
He said…
“The camel shits; the caravan moves on.”
Kevin Smith
Leonard Pitts, Jr.
The Miami Herald
Miami, FL
RE: More bad news from the “N” word front – Some comments on your article of 11/30/13 in the Miami Herald.
Mr. Pitts,
A fealty to George Orwell commands me to further define the “N” word. It is “the dreaded ‘N’ word, the word that White folk from creepy-assed crackers to heads up their asses modern American Liberals dare not use”. It is also the title of Dick Gregory’s great autobiography.
I have to tell you that despite your admonitions about not breaking ranks another Brother has catapulted himself into the dreaded Briar Patch.
There is a You tube video featuring the Reverend Dr. James Manning that has gone viral. It shows an undeniably Black man giving an unfavorable thumb nail view of President B.O. Suffice to say that whatever his favorite color is it is not plaid.
Let the record show that if a White man, particularly a White man with media access, had said anything remotely similar to what was said Reverend Jesse and Reverend Al would have led a crusade to where Reverend Manning lives. Forget about Saturday Night Specials. The weapons of choice would have been a flame thrower. In this endeavor the New York Times and MANBC would have been the tumescent cheerleaders urging mayhem and havoc. Collateral damage would have been collateral but understandably regretted.
You mention castration as part of the package that bring us to this sorry, not quite Helter Skelter state.
I would be remiss if I did not remind you of Jesse Jackson’s promise to “cut Obama’s nuts off”. You do remember that, don’t you? Is nut cutting to be judged by the race of the cutter or the cuttee?
Slavery ended when 600,000 White Americans, including a relative of mine whos is still there “wrapped in his faded coat of blue”, died to overturn the Dred Scott decision. This entitles me to bring my granddaughters to Gettysburg. When I do I will tell them that “the whole earth is the sepulcher of famous men”.
Speaking of language, it is now acceptable – the adage is “Silence gives consent” – to speak of raping the daughter of a politician with whom you disagree. Further, the politician should be raped, sodomized by an overly endowed Black male, and then have someone take a dump in her mouth before pissing in her eyes.
That falls under the category of pushing the envelope on the parameters of civil discourse.
Let’s all take a deep breath and remember the words of one of the President’s more illustrious ancestors. Perhaps he was one who profited from the other side of the slave trade. Of course, the possibility that all those poor souls voluntarily presented themselves for passage to the New World remains.
He said…
“The camel shits; the caravan moves on.”
Kevin Smith
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