December 16, 2013
Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz
Democratic National Committee
430 S. Capitol Street
Washington, DC 20003

RE: You never let me down – some comments on your usual bilious statement about Governor Scott in this morning’s Sun Sentinel

My dear Little Debbie,

I opened today’s Sun Sentinel to find an early serendipitous Christmas present.

This is no way to run a state. If three top employees
of a major corporation had been forced to resign
by scandals, that company’s CEO would be fired.”‘
The Sun Sentinel
Today
You

To modern American Liberals, and let me say that you are the poster chick, the paradigmatic template if you will, of same, facts are inconvenient things. Whatever else they are they must never be allowed to interfere with your perpetually fallacious arguments.


Let me reconstruct your analogy.

President B.O. is the CEO of a very large company.

Hillary R. Clinton was Secretary of State when four of her employees at the branch office in Benghazi were murdered. She promised the families of the slain men, as she stood over the bodies, that she would “get” the alleged perpetrators.

It seemed like she was having a Ricky Ray rector flashback moment.

[You remember Ricky Ray, don’t you? He was the feral Black man with the IQ of an eggplant whose lap she sat on to take his mind off his upcoming electrocution. She wasn’t doing an early version of the Ozark twerk. She was keeping his mind off the coming 20,000 volts that was going to turn him into a fresh corn dog. She would sacrifice anybody to prove her husband was as tough on crime as he was on interns.]

She wasn’t.

A lie of noxiously monstrous proportions, that the killings occurred because of an American produced anti-Allah video, was supported and spread by everyone in Washington save the Honor Guard at Arlington, Robert Griffin lll, and anybody with a sense of History.

She left her job with her bum kissed as smooth as ice by her sycophantic servy boys [and gals] in the media so that she could run for Queen Empress Pope in 2016.

Attorney General Eric Holder, a man left holding the bag in the wake of the last minute Clinton pardons – did Hillary’s brother keep the money he got for selling them? – a man who thought 3 feral Black men wielding cudgels threatening White voters was not a hate crime, a man who was in charge of Operation Fast & Furious when a Federal law enforcement officer was gunned down, is made of Teflon.

He invoked the Sgt. Schultz defense.

“I know nothing.”

“Nobody knows nothing.”

“Nothing happened here. Move on.”

It worked. I’ll say this for modern American Liberals. They take care of their own. No offense is too great and no defense is too far-fetched but that all is forgotten and forgiven.

It took the Hindenburg 90 seconds to go down.

The Titanic sunk in less than 3 hours.

Kathleen Sibelius presides over a steroid-laden Chernobyl scale train wreck that will make 9/11 look like a day at the beach.

Beyond plaid being her favorite color she is a particularly bitchy shrew who couldn’t lie straight in bed.

The health care chaos coming soon after the Rose Bowl ends, a chaos that was/is self-inflicted, will make the Civil war draft riots resemble a Kumbaya out-reach Hootenanny.

In the ideal modern American Liberal world, a world that is predicated on finding, reaching, and crossing the horizon, life is a scoreless tie. There are only victims. Victims are caused by villains.

Modern American Liberals believe that villains, a scurrilous gang of rotters who are elders in the Church of Bush/Nixon, can be legislated out of existence. Until that blessed day arrives they must regulated like the way an anaconda regulates a 3 legged fawn.
I have 2 questions before I go.

#1 – Whatever happened to Midnight Basketball?

#2 – Has anyone figured out whether you or the Israeli Ambassador lied?

Get back to me. Please, please don’t send the cops.






Kevin Smith