“Nobody asked me but…
Will ObombCare cover cliteroidectomies for infidels?
Will someone please steal my identity?
I’m Pro-Life. Are you Pro-Death?
Whatever happened to steak tartare?
Doesn’t Anthony Weiner make Charles Krauthammer look like Brad Pitt?
Where have all the payphones gone?
Jesse Dirkhising? – Rest in Peace
Thank God for Wal-Mart. Period.
Jack Lambert and Ronnie Lott couldn’t play in today’s NFL
There are too many “fargin’ arseholes” on the road of life.
James Madison & George Mason
Kermit Gosnell, M.D. earned his one way ticket to Hell.
Seen any Samsonite luggage lately?
WWRD? What would Reagan do?
Arguably & Inarguably – Synonyms, right?
Thank God for Charles Martel! - West 1 / WOGs nil
God Bless John Wayne!
All the great wounds are self-inflicted
Churchill
Let the polar bears fend for themselves
Global Warming/Global Cooling = bullshit
Kipling, Eliot, Yeats
“It was said he could keep Christmas well if any man alive knew how to”
Merry Christmas…especially to Jimmy Cannon

Kevin Smith