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September 8, 2019 Tom Moran The Star Ledger RE: The only unpardonable sin:


September 8, 2019

Tom Moran
The Star Ledger

RE: The only unpardonable sin: Some comments on your NJ Advance Media Jeremiad on why Trump hates Bahamians, on why White people are the reason for everything wrong with the world, and why we no longer even have a Hobson’s Choice as we speed up the irreversible cycle of doom, of gloom, and why we are still pissed off about 9/11. Forget MAGA hats. Bring on Mecca Delenda Est caps! 

I’ll say this for modern American Liberals, even ones from New Jersey [with a tip of the hat to Ralph Doering, Sr,] “They never let you down.” Thus, when I read your unlinkable column in today’s Star Ledger about how Trump is the anti-Christ who loved to drink Bahamian babys’ blood because we must have polar bear killing SUVs, bone chilling A/C, and single use plastic stuff, I knew I had struck the mother lode.

Here comes the first turd in the punch bowl, you boob

At least 8,000 people were killed by the hurricane at Galveston on September 8, 1908.Since Trump wasn’t even born yet who killed them? Teddy Roosevelt?

Reaching back just a bit farther, who is responsible for all those deaths at Krakatoa?

There was snow on the ground in Boston in 1821. It was known as the year summer never came. Which selfish example of White Privilege caused that?

Cooper, he of Natty Bumpoo fame wrote of the Adirondacks, an Indian word for “dry and bitter earth”, centuries before factories spewing “acid rain” were even dreamed of. What caused that? A loss of Mohawk mojo? Slavery?

Why was Greenland called Greenland? Here’s a hint. It was green, you buffoon. Incidentally, the upward spike in temperature 10 centuries plus ago gave us the Renaissance. [Send a SASE]  Do you have a problem with Dante?

You say that “Brazil has given up the fight to protect the Amazon rain forests, which provide us with 20% of the world’s oxygen.” And yes, the italics are mine. A while back I mentioned New Jersey. Let me prove I am from Bayonne. “I trust you Mom. Cut the cards.” You cite 20% with a degree of metaphysical certitude that borders on the, forgive me, dare I say it, the deplorable. Prove it, you jackass. And tautologies are neither accepted nor tolerated.

I accuse you of the unforgivable sin of stupidity.

Modern American Liberals know it is easier to feel than it is to think.

Since modern American Liberals have voluntarily detached themselves from the strict constructionism of the thought process demanded by practitioners of the scientific method you take comfort in confusingly conflating causation with correlation.

By renouncing the Trivium, the jewel in the crown of Western Civilization and the fulcrum on which rests the axis of White Privilege, real or imagined, since it is color blind, you cast  your lot with the “Trousered Apes” who believe in Atlantis, the longest running practical joke in world History, one that still has legs thanks to Plato, the noblest DWEM of them all, the Bermuda Triangle, anti-vaxxers, those who think the horizon can be reached and breached, and those poor souls who think that beer should be free and that raising taxes is the key to farting through silk and not just for the 1%.

Maybe you do believe that we can be fossil fuel free, internal combustion engine free, and Logic free in not quite 12 years. Sisyphus and Icarus should have had it so easy.

Who was it who said that since modern American Liberals believe in nothing they will believe in anything?





Kevin Smith
1401 SE 15th Street #110
Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33316
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET
September 8, 2019

Tom Moran
The Star Ledger

RE: The only unpardonable sin: Some comments on your NJ Advance Media Jeremiad on why Trump hates Bahamians, on why White people are the reason for everything wrong with the world, and why we no longer even have a Hobson’s Choice as we speed up the irreversible cycle of doom, of gloom, and why we are still pissed off about 9/11. Forget MAGA hats. Bring on Mecca Delenda Est caps! 

I’ll say this for modern American Liberals, even ones from New Jersey [with a tip of the hat to Ralph Doering, Sr,] “They never let you down.” Thus, when I read your unlinkable column in today’s Star Ledger about how Trump is the anti-Christ who loved to drink Bahamian babys’ blood because we must have polar bear killing SUVs, bone chilling A/C, and single use plastic stuff, I knew I had struck the mother lode.

Here comes the first turd in the punch bowl, you boob

At least 8,000 people were killed by the hurricane at Galveston on September 8, 1908.Since Trump wasn’t even born yet who killed them? Teddy Roosevelt?

Reaching back just a bit farther, who is responsible for all those deaths at Krakatoa?

There was snow on the ground in Boston in 1821. It was known as the year summer never came. Which selfish example of White Privilege caused that?

Cooper, he of Natty Bumpoo fame wrote of the Adirondacks, an Indian word for “dry and bitter earth”, centuries before factories spewing “acid rain” were even dreamed of. What caused that? A loss of Mohawk mojo? Slavery?

Why was Greenland called Greenland? Here’s a hint. It was green, you buffoon. Incidentally, the upward spike in temperature 10 centuries plus ago gave us the Renaissance. [Send a SASE]  Do you have a problem with Dante?

You say that “Brazil has given up the fight to protect the Amazon rain forests, which provide us with 20% of the world’s oxygen.” And yes, the italics are mine. A while back I mentioned New Jersey. Let me prove I am from Bayonne. “I trust you Mom. Cut the cards.” You cite 20% with a degree of metaphysical certitude that borders on the, forgive me, dare I say it, the deplorable. Prove it, you jackass. And tautologies are neither accepted nor tolerated.

I accuse you of the unforgivable sin of stupidity.

Modern American Liberals know it is easier to feel than it is to think.

Since modern American Liberals have voluntarily detached themselves from the strict constructionism of the thought process demanded by practitioners of the scientific method you take comfort in confusingly conflating causation with correlation.

By renouncing the Trivium, the jewel in the crown of Western Civilization and the fulcrum on which rests the axis of White Privilege, real or imagined, since it is color blind, you cast  your lot with the “Trousered Apes” who believe in Atlantis, the longest running practical joke in world History, one that still has legs thanks to Plato, the noblest DWEM of them all, the Bermuda Triangle, anti-vaxxers, those who think the horizon can be reached and breached, and those poor souls who think that beer should be free and that raising taxes is the key to farting through silk and not just for the 1%.

Maybe you do believe that we can be fossil fuel free, internal combustion engine free, and Logic free in not quite 12 years. Sisyphus and Icarus should have had it so easy.

Who was it who said that since modern American Liberals believe in nothing they will believe in anything?





Kevin Smith
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

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