November 29, 2012
Jay Carney – Press person
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC

Mr. Carney,

As befitting any Presidential Chief Flack, the standard being set by Pierre Salinger who was demoted to the United States Senate before he would have had to exit stage left “pursued by bears”, you end up wearing rubber lined dark suits because an average non-lying bloke would have had his sphincter explode due to the tsunami coming from his bladder. What is probably worse than perpetually lying is the 24/7 protocol of telling half truths. It must be soul numbing.

I watched your snarky smirk as you went from the Keystone Pipeline to the murder of 4 Americans in Benghazi and how rascally racist it is for Republicans to suggest that Ambassador Rice’s pants are on fire, as in “Liar, liar pants on fire”. Nice job. Well played.

Accordingly, I name you

SMARMY BASTARD OF THE YEAR

This award is not given lightly.

You got it the old fashioned way.

You earned it.






Kevin Smith