July 19, 2016

“Never get in a pissing contest with a skunk”

I have been reading George Orwell since I was in high school. [Hint – That was back when the Democrats warned us of the Eisenhower caused “Missile Gap”. It was also the time when Democrats couldn’t wait to cut taxes. Give up? Send a SASE] I have no memory, nor does Google, of Orwell ever saying that.

The reason why I mention the above is because of the knotted knickers kerfuffle that was caused by Mrs. Trump’s speech. For the 30 years – it all began with Robert Bork – that I have been setting pen to paper to slay the dragons set loose on the world by the “Trousered Apes” who are the suicide bombers of the wing-nut “moon bat” Left, I have always tried either to source or set off in quotation marks any particularly clever phrase, particularly if I know it’s not mine.

How many ways can she say that her husband is a good earner and a great guy? That he puts the seat down? That “a promise made is a debt unpaid”? That “the early bird gets the worm”? 

Which brings us back to Orwell…..

“The obvious and true have to be defended.

Truisms are true. Hold on to that. The solid world

exists. Its laws do not change. Stones are hard,

water is wet. Objects unsupported fall toward the

Earth’s center. If that is granted all else follows.”

Vice President Curley Biden, he of the Chia Pet hair and porcelain molars and ivory bi-cuspids, not only cribbed the trope of Neil Kinnock, British Labour Leader, he took his whole Goddamn speech. Try as he might the mildly Cockney, quasi Welsh, ne’er do well Midlands style was beyond both his pay scale and vocal range. Yet, and may I add, to his credit he would whistle “Men of Harlech” every chance he got. Forbidden by the Speech Police from having a lawn jockey he kept a Gurkha on his front porch. Kinnock had the Herculean task of sitting across from Lady Thatcher when she was Prime Minister. The Wednesday PM’s Q&A session proved not just the equality of English women but their overall superiority. It is a trait that has not yet arrived in this country’s political arena. And yes, I mean Hillary. A Hecate, yes. A harridan, yes. A heroine, no.

Curley Biden said his dad mined coal for 10 hours and came away from the pit face and played un-American football for a few hours. And now we know why God led us to the discovery of the majestic word “bullshit”.

The fact of the matter is that Curley, Sr was not “unlucky in life’s lottery”. That term was introduced by Democratic Congressman Richard Gephardt, AKA “Howdy Doody”. Curley, Sr. tried a few things in business that didn’t work. He kept trying. The ones that did enabled him to raise his family in a very large house. . All his children   went to private schools, including the posh, elitist, of course Whites only, Auchmere Academy. It was known then as Delaware’s answer to D.C’s Sidwell-Friends. I can’t get independent confirmation that he was called “Cheese Dick” by his classmates. If I do I will pass it on.

The only “blue collar” that Curley wore was from Brooks Brothers.

Churchill said if he could have but one book it would be Bartlett’s.

John F. Kennedy cribbed from Arthur Schlesinger, Jr.

Obama cribbed from Deval Patrick.

Mrs. Obama cribbed from Saul Alinsky.

All liberals, especially modern American ones, share one trait. Gavin MacInnes says that deep down,” they know that they are full of shit”. That’s why the Vice President and the former Secretary of State are lying sacks of foetid eel shit.

And you won’t find that in Orwell either.

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – If we ever find the phantom “lock box”, the one made famous by VP Alpha Gump, will it hold the answer to which comes first? The Summer of Recovery, Godot, or the autumnal equinox? And how is that Hope and Change ca-ca working out? Modern American Liberals loooove Public schools with one tiny exception. Their kids don’t go there. Their kids, kids like the Obamas and the Gores, go to the $60,000+ Sidwell-Friends School. Some tenants of public housing have that option. Most don’t.  Add hypocrisy to the Bill of Particulars.