January 14, 2017l

Senator Kamala Harris

Washington, DC

RE:  No sense being a bit of a boob

Senator Harris,

Before I get to the main reason I am writing to you perhaps you can clear up a Democratic Congressional kerfluffle. It manifests itself by seeing how far up your ass – in your case I quickly add “shapely ass” – you can jam your head before you hit your back teeth.

When and how did the Russians become bad guys?

 Didn’t noted Democrat Alger Hiss devote his entire life, indeed to the point of sacrificing his freedom a la Gandhi and Mandela, to promoting  better Russkie/American relations? Didn’t Walter Duranty, noted Democrat ink stained wretch, implore us to give Joe Stalin the benefit of the doubt with regards to his controversial diet plan for Ukranian Jews? Didn’t noted Democratic community activists, Julie and Ethel Rosenberg, actually sacrifice their lives to better comity between the US and Russia? Didn’t Democratic dudgeon go off the scales when Rambo Reagan referred to peace loving Mother Russia as the “evil empire”?

When and how did it all go wrong?

Get back to me on this.

But I digress.

What a breath of fresh air you are! You were sworn into the United States Senate for less than an hour before you qualified as a contender for one or all of my highly prized laurels.

HORSE’S ASS OF THE WEEK

POMPOUS FART OF THE MONTH

SMARMY BASTARD OF THE YEAR

You go, girl! They are yours for the taking.

I am speaking of your interrogation of Congressman Mike Pompeo who was nominated to run the CIA by soon to be President Donald Trump. I watched, awe struck, and listened, dumb struck, as you asked him with no sense of satire, wit, or absurdity if climate change caused people to become terrorists. God’s Holy Trousers but you said that on national television. 

To be specific, 8 years after we were told that the seas would become calm and the earth would cool that a false spring, an early winter, and a pissed off El Nino turned peace loving WOGs into radical Islamic terrorists.

Did you eat a lot of lead paint when you were a kid?

Are you saying that a lingering Indian Summer can make people fly airplanes into buildings, can make people behead or crucify people who go to a different church or who say, aloud, that maybe Allah ain’t so friggin” Akbar?  

Even for a modern American Liberal from California that’s dumb. 

The great Dr. Johnson said “such stupidity is not to be found in nature”.

He never met you.

KEVIN SMITH

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET