May 31, 2017

I watch NYPD every night a 6.

Great stories, Great performances. Great gunfights. Great chicks. Great Quality mattress time. Good guys mostly win. Worth watching.

Every episode has a quick shot of the World Trade Center. It made me realize how much I miss it.

I loved the magazine store on the mezzanine of the Tower 1. The only comparable one was on the mezzanine in the Pan-Am building. I took the Lexington Avenue Express to Grand Central Station every Wednesday. An escalator took me right to my copy of Punch containing “Notes from our Ugandan Correspondent” by Alan Coren. It could not be distributed in this country today. Incidentally, if Pan-Am had sold the airline and kept the building it would probably still be around.

Back to the WTC. 

I used to take the H&M to Chambers street to get to Wall Street.

I was one of the last patrons in Malachy McCourt’s downtown ale house before it was shut down -A- for not serving broads and -B-  torn down to build the WTC.

Amy called one day to bitch about the inconvenience of having to take off her Baume & Mercier watch whenever she had to put her hands in water. It was cheaper to buy her a stainless-steel Rolex than it was to hire a maid. I bought it at Kodak’s in Tower One.

The Top of the Tower had the largest collection of single malt whiskys I had ever seen until I got to Jake O’Shaughnessy’s in Seattle. Every Christmas I did my much anticipated, wildly applauded version of Scrooge – “A fine excuse for picking a man’s pocket every 25^th of December. You’d feel yourself ill-used if I were to stop you half a crown”.

Despite Wide Bottomed Hillary desperately wanting her Life Achieving daughter Chelsea to be at the WTC on 9/11 rescuing victims, the facts, alas, do not remotely support that tall tale. A quick trip down memory lane includes stops at the Right-Wing Conspiracy, coming under fire in Serbia, and Whitewater. She lies like a rug because she couldn’t lie straight in bed.

I mention the above because she, being a typical veritas-challenged modern American Liberal pol, and in her case a contemptible fat-assed one, has an excuse. She had untruthfulness hard wired into her. Wasn’t she named for Sir Edmund Hillary, the conqueror of Everest? Her feat surpassed his because she was named after him despite being born 5 years before he climbed the firggin’ mountain. Weren’t there a lot of kids born to soccer moms in 2002 who were named Barack?

“Serpentine! Serpentine!” was the cry on the tarmac when she dodged incoming Serbian mortar fire. Maybe.

That’s her excuse. What’s the excuse for the bug-eyed apes who blew up the World Trade Center?

There was no Israel when, despite being a religion of peace, moderation, and female genital mutilation, they raped and pillaged their way across Europe 14 centuries ago. There was no Gitmo that made them lay siege to Malta or sail to Lepanto en route to Rome where they wanted to crucify the Pope and stable their horses in the Sistine Chapel. Cartoons of Big Mo did not make them lay siege to Vienna. [One of the highlights of the Taliban in Afghanistan was the banning of balloons and whistling. Imagine what they would have done with Bach and Mozart?] The Mahdi tried to kill Churchill and Kitchener at Omdurman because he wanted a bigger social safety net for all the Queen’s subjects?

And there was no great Satan and no Gitmo.

 Why did they do it?

From their time at Fatima’s teat they are to taught to kill infidels. [This century’s version of True Sons of the Prophet is opposed to all forms of birth control, specifically abortion, and absolutely in the non-Muslim world. Do the math. If they take a normal rate of casualties killing all the infidels there won’t be nearly enough infidel virgins to go around. What a bummer! Incessant breeding is the only way we can show outreach to them.]

Why did they kill the Jews at the Munich Olympics in 1972? There was no Gitmo. 

Why did they murder Klinghoffer? How about the kosher butcher in Paris?

 If we can’t criticize – mildly and privately so as to not call attention and make them feel outcast – when they say “Death to the Jews because they are descended from pigs and monkeys” what are we to do?

Why do they hate us?

It’s like an AL-Anon meeting. “You didn’t cause it and you can’t cure it.”

Why do they hate us?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

1000 years of inbreeding may be an answer. Do not dive into that genetic pool. 

No splash, just splat. Count how many distinctly Muslim names are on the list of Nobel Prize winners. They may have flown the planes into the WTC but they sure as Hell didn’t build them. If it weren’t for oil the place would be on par withl Paraguay.

Here’s one thing we can do.

Accept that they hate us and want to kill us.

They loudly proclaim that they want to kill me, rape my wife, crucify my son, eat my dog, and sell my daughter into slavery. It’s not their fault if we choose not to believe them. 

Send me a picture of a Swedish Lutheran terrorist. Send up a flare when same sex bathrooms appear in a Sharia-run country. Practice holding your breath. Keep practicing.

Count backwards by 3s from 79,837.

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Kevin Smith

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