July 2, 2017

Mary Reidel – President

Women in Distress

1153 S. Andrews Avenue

Ft. Lauderdale, FL 33301

RE: Oh great Logic! How can I offend thee? Let me count the ways. Some comments on your error filled mini Op-Ed in today’s Sun Sentinel.

Madame President. 

I am glad you beat Wide Bottomed Hillary through the glass ceiling

I am mixing my metaphors because while it is impossible to insult Logic, the crown jewel of the Trivium, you have grievously wounded it. Apparently your time as a student at the Colombia School of Proctology Volunteers never led to a degree.

You say that “gunfire kills 25 children each week” and “what more will it take to convince us about the terrible toll that gun violence is taking on our youngest citizens?”

Did you know that umbrellas cause rain? Alas, I can’t label it invincible ignorance but you are committing the classic modern American Liberal sin of confusing and conflating causation and correlation. Since your genial, high-browed visage suggests that you have no chance of grasping the obvious you are condemned to the nether world of mistaking feelings for ideas.

It almost got Hillary into the White House. At least you’re President of something.

Kevin Smith