January 3, 2018

Randy Schultz

The Sun Sentinel

RE: Some comments of the non-ranting variety on your column on suing the opioid bad guys, and who else but the filthy lucre driven, Mammon possessed drug companies, as explained by you today in the Sun Sentinel.

Mr. Schultz,

If, as you say, Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi “let Donald Trump off the hook…after a $25,000 donation” – That’s as obvious a quid in return for a quo as a fart in church – you have no choice but to, as Logic would dictate, pursue this to its conclusion.

What you have described is a bribe. Your obligation, as a crusading journalist, one who believes that Midnight Basketball never got a decent chance, one who believes that the minimum wage is never high enough, one who believes that Walter Duranty set the standard for Russian collusion, one who believes the Julie and Ethel Rosenberg got the shitty end of the stick, one who believes that Alger Hiss was a stand-up guy, one who believes that Nixon and Reagan started the Vietnam War, one who believes that we can tax our way to prosperity, one who believes that urinals must be banned from public bathrooms, one who believes that “Imagine” should replace the National Anthem, and that a Constitutional Amendment is needed to ban the heartbreak of psoriasis, teenage bullying and teenage obesity, you have no choice but to take to the pulpit and drive them both out of office.

Call “Star Chamber” Mueller. Turn over your secret files. He’ll take it from there.

By the by, if drug companies can be sued because people abuse drugs shouldn’t car companies be sued because people die in crashes caused by speeding?

The beauty of being an ink-stained modern American Liberal wretch is that you still have 51 weeks to “revise and extend your remarks”, untrammeled by the discipline of Logic or by those irksome bobbing little turds in the public punch bowl, those “inconvenient truths”, AKA, facts. Just like sunlight and holy water to a modern American Liberal!

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET