Wednesday, October 31, 2018

October 30, 2018 If memory serves...


October 30, 2018

If memory serves, and I am open to correction, but didn’t the last version of Obamacare, the one that POO – Perpetually Outraged and Offended – Pelosi said “we have to pass it to see what’s in it”, and it’s important to remember that if she becomes Speaker she will be 4th in line to have her finger on the nuclear trigger, took seven hundred billion dollars, that’s $700,000,000,000, that was budgeted but not appropriated out of Medicare to cook the books for Obamacare? Isn’t that “gutting” Medicare? I thought only Republicans did that. I must have been misinformed

My first election was in 1964. Of course, I voted for LBJ against Amy’s advice. If AUH2O had won we would have had 2,000,000 men in Vietnam followed by race riots. Who wanted that? It was the first time I heard that more money was all that was needed for better schools. QED, but shouldn’t Washington, DC, with per student expenditures that are astronomical, be producing 12 National Merit Scholars, 8 Pulitzer Prize winners, and 3 Nobel Prize winners each year and in each school?

If, as shit for brains modern American Liberals say, Trump caused the shoot-up in the shul, shouldn’t Farakhan, for his Anti-Semite, Anti-Termite crack, bear a bit of responsibility, even if it’s just a teensy-weensy bit? Borrowing a page from the mAL playbook, let’s stipulate that Columbine happened when Clinton was President and the 
Charleston shooting and the Aurora shooting happened when Obama was in charge. Further, in the constantly conflating world of the confusingly commingling of correlation and causation, shouldn’t they be blamed for those killings also?

Considering that the mob in Mexico is heading North – Break out your copy of “Camp of the Saints” – one remedy, the one writ large in the Constitution in 1787 – Vide Article 1, Section 8, Parts 11 & 15 – is valid. The Founders, intellectual descendants of DWEMs, were wicked smart, weren’t they?

Good news for fans of the 2nd Amendment. If the mob puts its mind to it they can be in Huejutla, Hidalgo in a fortnight. I was a lay missionary there cincuenta y cinco anos pasado. More importantly, it’s where Eric Holder stashed the guns used in Fast & Furious. It will take a day to field strip, clean, and test fire them. Then it’s green light, high ball express to the border. Viva Villa! 

Florida allows for the election of a Governor and an Attorney General from differnet parties. If there is a shorter, surer route to chaos I have not seen it. It took me 10 minutes to complete the 5-page ballot. I can imagine a bit of chaos Tuesday next. Does the right to vote imply the right not to vote?

Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale, the best beer in America, will be here by the end of the week. “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” 

Kevin Smith
WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET


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