Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz

June 6, 2011

Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz
10110 Pembroke Pines Blvd.
Pembroke Pines, FL

RE: Maybe you didn’t know it but things get very, very dark before they go completely black. Worse, maybe you did.

My dear Debbie,

Who but the Republicans have caused all the evil in the world?

The American people have come to expect you to blame Republicans for everything. The scourge of collapsing soufflés, your Cousin Ed Shultz [of Laura Ingraham is a slut fame] farting at the bris, the coming repeal of the 13th, 14th, and 15th Amendments, the despicable action of trying to make illegal immigration “illegal”, inter alia, is but a partial list of their perfidy.

There is a rumor that Nixon’s ghost is trying to disinter the Rosenbergs so they can be electrocuted again. That may not be a bad idea. You can never be too sure.

I tell you these things because your spirited defense of President Obama’s call for Israel to return to pre1967 borders by blaming – Guess who? – the Republicans may have caused you to lose sight of some of the more rabid of the boobies in your caucus.

One of the ways to make something indefensible seem reasonable is to propose something more indefensible. Thus, when 7 members of Congress, each of whom is a card carrying, fire breathing member of the Democratic Party, all of whom are shining exemplars of modern American Liberalism, announce that they want Israel to go back to pre1947 borders it makes Obama seem like a life member of B’nai B’rith. It almost makes him seem, and I hate to use the word, conservative.

Democratic Congressman John Conyers
Democratic Congresswoman Donna Edwards
Democratic Congressman Raul Grijlava
Democratic Congresswoman Barbara Lee
Democratic Congressman Jim McGovern
Democratic Congresswoman Lynn Woolsey
Democratic Congressman Denis Kucinich

What do they have in common?

Other than replacing “Happy Days Are Here Again” with an oompah band
filled with guys in lederhosen playing the Horst Wessel song, nothing.

Are the inmates running the asylum?

What in the name of G-d is going on in your Party?

The city that Nancy Pelosi represents wants to ban circumcision. Will unemployed mohels be eligible for retraining under the Chinese funded ObamaCare program as charter members of the dreaded Death Panels?

Mark Twain was right. Wagner’s music isn’t as bad as it sounds.

I guess you want Israel to get used to it.

The Flight of the Valkyries played by Palestinian Youth Orchestra by the Wailing Wall will probably not challenge Mozart in the Piazza San Marco in Venice right away. Give it a few years and everybody will forget Klezmer music.




Kevin Smith