Monday, March 25, 2013

March 23, 2013
Rachel Patron
The Sun Sentinel

RE: “A terrible beauty is born”? Was that when it was “slouching to towards Bethlehem” or “Sailing to Byzantium”? How many ways are there to say boob? Let us try and count them?

Ms. Patron,

It’s bad enough that the coven of Sun Sentinel head up their asses, gravity defying, factually challenged, modern American Liberal ink stained wretches – in your case, wenches – hector me about how simple it would be to tax our way to prosperity, how solving poverty will be a breeze once the minimum wage is $38.50 an hour, how Nixon started GlobalCoolingWarmingClimateChangeExtremeWeather after railroading Alger Hiss, why if only Henry Wallace had been elected President it would have been so much different in America, and. alas, why it is still so deuced difficult to get lambs to lie down with those less than irenic lions, but now you have to commit the infamia of insulting Yeats and thinking that no one will notice.

Among the commandments of modern Amer4ican Liberalism so vigorously defended by you and yours at Sun Sentinel World HQ are:

#1 – Abortion, including those in the 4th and 5th trimester, is OK.

#2 – Homosexuality is OK because it is the only 100% fail proof method of birth control.

#3 – Guns of all types, including in Broward County a menacingly extended index finger, are the axes of evil in the modern world, planetary system, universe, and out where the Pioneer Space Probe is peeking.

#4 – Money is good if we can make the poor richer by making the rich poorer, right? That’s based on the hugely successful, much envied Bulgarian model, right. It is the one that Zimbabwe is trying mightily to catch up to.

Since you know nothing of Yeats it is Logical to assume that you know less of Johnson.That’s Samuel Johnson, not Lyndon Johnson. The only poem associated with that Texas poltroon is “Hey, hey LBJ! How many kids did you kill today?” Catchy, wasn’t it?

Samuel Johnson was thinking of you when he wrote

“SUCH STUPIDITY, SIR, IS NOT TO BE FOUND IN NATURE”

Allah knows that the holy season of Lent allows, indeed encourages, redemption and salvation. Since modern American Liberals always commit the sin of false pride when they believe that the horizon can be reached and that all things are possible if enough good minded, bright people want it, your assignment is to find out who said the following:

“SOCIALISM IS THE SEARCH FOR A SYSTEM THAT IS
SO PERFECT THAT NO ONE WILL HAVE TO BE GOOD.”

Here’s a hint, you dunce. It ain’t Yeats.







Kevin Smith

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