1,500,000 years ago the Yellowstone Basin exploded. Life stopped for several centuries, 750,000 years ago the Yellowstone Basin exploded.

Life stopped for several centuries. The bad news is that we are in the window for it to blow up again.

Tip #1 - Borrow as much money as you can. interest only.

Tip #2 - Don't buy any green bananas.

Tip #3 - Aren't you glad the word "bullshit" is still around?

Tip #4 - Manatee sausage forte homeless, An idea whose time has come, no?