December 10, 2017

Mayor Mike Ryan

City Hall

10770 West Oakland Park Blvd.

Sunrise, FL 33351

RE: The people have spoken, the reptiles – Some comments on your mini Op-Ed in today’s Sun Sentinel

Mr. Mayor,

Do remember Sheriff Kenneth the Short? He backed a referendum that would have made him Mayor for Life. His first act would have been to invade and occupy Palm Beach.

And when he picked up more Black Hawk helicopters he and his Praetorian Guard would have taken over the Bahamas.

In a fit of common sense, something not commonly found in Broward County the paradigmatic template of modern American Liberalism, the people said nyet to his skinny little tight ass. In a fit of pique, he turned to a life of crime and went to prison.

Speaking of the populi voxing, the “deplorable” electors voted overwhelmingly against same-sex marriage, remember?

Maybe the next time an important question is on the ballot all votes should be made public.

Kevin Smith