June 19, 2018 Senator Bernie Sanders

June 19, 2018

Senator Bernie Sanders

357 Western Ave #1B

St. Johnsbury, VT 05819

RE: “How long must we endure…?”

Senator Sanders,

I watched you in the Senate yesterday ranting about filthy lucre driven defense contractors and their obscenely overpaid, sons of Mammon, CEOs. Just now I saw on one of the hate filled Fox stations that Jeff Bezos, a man who gets up every morning trying to figure out how he can fuck Trump – fuck now fits quite comfortably into the envelope marked “civil discourse”, as defined by modern American Liberals, all of whom suffer from genetically irreversible “non-malodorous fecal matter syndrome”. Think severed heads, blowing up the White House, and oval office incest – using the Washington Post, his Washington Post, as his personal cudgel.

I mention the Washington Post because the workers there, all of whom are doing the Lord’s work, are grossly underpaid. They demand, inter alia, a living wage. And, at the very least, corporate tuition vouchers because and despite having the highest per pupil expenditures in the known universe, the DC school system, other than small arms tactic and eternal opposition to the word “niggardly”, can’t challenge Herschel, Jr. or Chloe.

Concomitant with this is the newly revealed factoid that Jeff Bezos is the richest man in the History of the world, the universe, including the unknown parts, the places where Pioneer One won’t reach for another1000 millennia. A bit longer for Pioneer Two.

142 billion

or, put in terms that “deplorable, stupid pieces of shit” understand

$142,000,000,000

How about you arguing for 100% raises? How about free benefits? How about a free lunch? How about a free lunch for everybody? How about 24-hour access for Life Coaching, of course by Board Certified Life Coaches? [Full disclosure: I am a Board-Certified Life Coach so I am arguing for my rational self-interest.] How about a Valhalla of milk and honey, filled with vegan lions and still nervous sheep? How about a vineyard of balloon juice bushes? How about 40 acres of rainbow stew trees? How about we have the above run by the ohmadahns who run Cuba and Venezuela?

Go get it, big guy!  All the rump swab snow-flakes will love you even more

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET