Change

November 9, 2008

The first mug shot of the yeggs running the “Change We Can Believe In” was in the Wall Street Journal on Saturday, November 8, 2008.

A few things are so obvious that they are empirically self evident.

#1 – If Curley Joe Biden is modern American Liberal paradigmatic template for inclusion in the Democratic Blue Collar hagiography some of the other swells were sharecroppers, helots, or followers of Spartacus.

#2 – There is a big Chicago presence.

This year’s President of the Lucky Sperm Club, Penny Pritzker, shot right through that Glass Ceiling, didn’t she? Daley, he of the Cook County Daleys, is there for comic relief. Who can forget his performance in the 2000 Florida recount race? He got off the plane, headed straight to the nearest TV camera, and said without any hint of irony, “Let the recount begin”. His father, King Richard the First, would have been proud. Rahm Immanuel, a man who sat on the Board of Freddie Mac and, as a Congressman, had Fannie Mae loot IVed straight into his coffers, was singing Happy Day$ Are Here Again.
Where was Dan Rostenkowski? Where was Mel Reynolds? Where was Tony Rezko? The rumor of Bill “Bomb-Bomb” Ayers being appointed an honorary ATF agent has not been denied. Pastor Wrong Wright is going to use Black Magic to turn Red Devils into, you guessed it, White Devils.

#3 – Governor Jennifer Granholm of Michigan has a simple solution to unemployment, the credit crunch, Global Warming, teenage obesity, nasty merdes from Quebec, colic, 3 putt greens, and obscene profits. Raise taxes. The woman is a dolt. If the Buckeyes beat the snot out of the Wolverines this year she will tax the bejeezus out of any Michigan resident born in Ohio. Jesus Haitch Keerist but she’s dumb.

#4 – Robert Rubin is in the picture. He sold his stake in Goldman Sachs in December, 1992. The following year, as the #2 man in the Treasury, he engineered a tax hike retroactive to January 1, 1993. “I’m on the bus. Ring the bell.” Nice guy. Later on, when he was at Citibank, he was a shill for ENRON. Nice guy.

#5 – Larry Summers is in the picture. Soon he’ll be out of the picture. As soon as the chicks find out that he is that Larry Summers he’ll be out the picture. He was the guy who said that maybe all the ladies weren’t that equal. The examples he used were logging in the Northwest, being buried at Arlington Cemetery, crabbing in the Gulf of Alaska, being a sperm donor, peeing while standing up, and molecular biology. Unfortunately, he said this to a gender mixed audience. Three of the broads were overcome by the vapours, two wet their bloomers, and one wept uncontrollably. Larry ain’t going anywhere on the Lord Barack Tour Bus. His confirmation hearings would resemble the Tail Hook hearings. Tail Hook? Tail Hook happened before Google. Look it up. Google it.

#6 – Back to Curley Joe Biden. He continues the tradition of dumb, I mean really, really dumb Democratic Vice Presidents. Alpha Gump is the paragon so the bar is set very, very high. You go, Joe!

#7 – Lord Barack has a plan to jump start the economy. Part of it is using the soon to be laid off auto workers, car salesmen, and under employed investment bankers. It involves rebuilding aging infrastructure. The infrastructure is in Pakistan. He promised to invade Macacaville, didn’t he?

#8 – I think this picture should be on a wall. The wall is in your local post office.



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PS – There is one thing he has changed. He announced at his first press conference since the election, the one where he took a cheap shot at Nancy Reagan, that “President Bush invited Michelle and I to the White House”. Toss out grammar and watch those Verbal SATs shoot up.