Beth Reinhard, The Miami Herald

June 20, 2009

Beth Reinhard
The Miami Herald
One Herald Plaza
Miami, Florida 33316-1693

RE: Unknown Senators, Big name endorsements, Making English the official language, and when will Carrie “Big Mama” Meek endorse Kendrick “Sonny Boy” Meek for Senator? A different view, perhaps a bit more snarky of your column in this morning’s Miami Herald.

Ms. Reinhard,

Of course I heard of Senator DeMint. I know a lot about Senators. I did volunteer work for Senator Harrison Williams in1964. He was a big supporter of mass transit. He got, as they still say in Hudson County, “jammed up with the Feds and went inside” Hey! Nobody’s perfect, right?

Do you suppose that Senator Burris or Senator Dodd will be making any appearances for candidates in Florida? Senator Burris is a product of Cook County politics. So is Lord Barack the Beneficent. Senator Dodd has the distinction of being the first candidate for the United States Senate to lie directly to my face.

You criticize Mario Rubio because Senator DeMint favors making English the official language. [Funny, but I thought that “secondary boycotts” were illegal.] It is empirically self evident that that English must be the official language, that is to say the language of contracts and laws. Yugoslavia is the obvious example of what happens when multicultural lunacies are indulged. When fuzzy thinking wing nut moonbats, AKA modern American Liberals – South Florida coven - advocate the opposite it is the wish fulfillment of a desire for chaos. Please, gentle lady, don’t think ill of me as Senator Barbara “Boom Boom” Boxer did with the General.

To wit, a Spanish speaker buys a house from a French-Canadian. The mortgage is held by a Haitian lender whose attorney was born in Surinam. The title agent thinks he sees a defect and the closing is delayed. It goes before a Judge who speaks only Chinese. Who says vaudeville is dead?

I don’t whether Farsi or Fartsy is the official language of Iran. I know that a lot of brave ladies held up their purple stained fingers and signs that said “Where’s my vote”? And, yes, the sign was in English.

Speaking of endorsements…Do you think Alex Sink wants one from her former boss? You remember Hootie Johnson, don’t you? He is the misogynistic red necked snake handling gun toting bible clinging peckerhead who vowed to burn down the Augusta National Golf Club before he let any chickies play in the Masters. Do we know



if he ever played grab ass with her? Did she have to fetch coffee for him? Did she book his flights when he went to the male only “Gotta Pee? Use the tree” Bohemian Grove club? His endorsement would carry a lot of weight with me and some of my Apeneck friends.

Finally, is there a scheduled date for former Congresswoman Carrie Meek to make her choice in the Democratic primary for Senate? Just kidding, just kidding. As the grand dame of the first Black Florida Kennedy wanabee political factory she’s going to come out swinging for Junior. Now that he has learned what to do with his thumbs there’s no stopping him.



PS – There is a rumor that the Feds are looking at Mayor Stacy Ritter for tax evasion. She was an early supporter of Lord Barack, Blessed be his name. Do you think he’ll put a call in for her? Apparently Michelle, the Lord Obama’s main line lady, got the Feds to back off on the case against the Mayor of Sacramento. I mean he gave back $400,000. I hate to see good guys get jammed up with the Feds.