Senator Harry Reid

March 7, 2010

Senator Harry Reid
600 East William Street
Carson City, NV 89701

RE: Keep up the great work!

Senator Reid,

First, let me congratulate you on saying 3 years ago “the war is lost”. Whodathunk that Obama was really a modern day Scipio Africanus. He ran Bush’s Gallipoli for about 10 days and he turned it around. Vice President Biden, AKA “Curley” in honor of the smartest Stooge, said that winning the war in Iraq was “Obama’s greatest achievement”. The combination of brass balls and shit for brains boobs is one of the problems any representative democracy faces. Sometimes they get elected.

But I digress.

You are proof positive that there is life after death. Everyone thought that Lee Atwater, the man who inspired James Carville, was dead. He ain’t.

He has turned you into the Manchurian Senator. Only demonic possession can explain your tsunami of never ending head so far up your ass that you could fondle your own uvula statements. Rhetorical incontinence, verbal diarrhea to those who still believe that “shovel ready” means “shovel ready”, such as yours should be celebrated as one more example of American exceptionalism.

“Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today.”

We can stipulate to one thing. It is certainly better than “37,000 people lost their jobs today”.

I think in your previous life you were the head of tourism for Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Your slogan “Come glow with us” has become a classic.

Have you ever thought of working for North Korea?

“Visit a country with a negative carbon footprint”

Keep up the good work. The payoff comes in November.


Kevin Smith