Congressperson Debbie Wasserman-Schultz

March 2, 2011

Congressperson Debbie Wasserman-Schultz
10100 Pembroke Pines Blvd.
Pembroke Pines, FL 33026

RE: Be “civil” or I’ll beat the Bejeezus out of you.

My dear Congressperson,

Maybe the Wisconsin coven of witches, warlocks, hecates, and harridans didn’t get your memo on civility. That’s the one that said we were “tearing ourselves apart at the seams”. It seems that too much “bile and vitriol” is fouling the river of reasoned discourse, or so you say in your best Nanny tone.

The reason I am sending this to you is because you are a Broward county modern American Liberal. Plus, you are an elected official. Double plus, because you give new meaning to the term “smarmy”.

Do you remember when Plantation Councilman Roger Wishner called the police because another Councilman, David Harlem, threatened him with his finger? He said his index finger was pointed at him “in a threatening manner”. He told the police that the finger was like a gun and he felt “assaulted”. If Councilman Harlem had raised and wagged his middle finger at him it would have been political speech and as such protected. Other than Councilman Wishner making himself into a total horse’s ass there were no consequences.

Honest. You could look it up.

Fast forward to America’s Heartland. I understand that if you buy margarine there it comes in a plain brown wrapper. It’s Paula Deen’s idea of heaven.

State Senator Glenn Grothman [R-WI] found himself surrounded by some enthusiastic wanabee community organizers in front of the state capitol in Madison, WI. The irenic protestors shouted “Shame” and “You suck”.

Doubtless, “shame” is a value judgment and is clearly protected.

“You suck” may be political speech. Lord knows it is up close and personal. If it is said in support of ObamaCare it too is protected. I know that you find ObamaCare “disparaging” but “sucking” is the only fail proof, 100% guaranteed, 100% organic, no carbon footprint form of birth control. Plus, it is available without a prescription and without a co-pay. If there is a co-pay it would normally be, you know what I’m saying, illegal. Just this week the President of the United States and the Attorney General decided that while all laws were equal some laws were less legal than the others.
The President has ordered his lawyers to stop defending a valid law. The defense of Marriage Act was passed by Congress and signed by President Clinton. Until it is repealed or overturned it is the law of the land. “I am unable to lay my finger on that part of the Constitution” that enables the President to pick and choose which laws he will or not defend. If “chilling effect” and “slippery slope” had not lost their cachet because of excessive use it would be a perfect term.

Apparently Attorney General Holder must still be recovering from being the fall guy in the Clinton pardon scam. He decided not to uphold a law because it would “demean his people”.

I mention the above because the way laws are being interpreted by this cast of modern American Liberal ohmadahns the co-pay for a full Lewinsky may soon be legal. Just one more benefit of the still not totally read ObamaCare bill.

The Supreme Court ruled today by an 8 to 1 vote – That means that all the “good” Justices plus most of the “bad” Justices voted for it – that it’s OK to shout “faggot” and “queer” at the funeral of a GI killed in combat. Do you think the President should obey this ruling? Just thinking “faggot” and “queer” means that we will soon be “tearing ourselves apart at the seams”? Can there be anything worse than shouting it? Not if we adopt the rule set down so eloquently by Representative Gordon Hintz [D-WI] that you can say anything until someone is offended by it. It’s OK to say “You’re fucking dead” to other members of the legislature until another member feels offended. Then you give a half-assed modern American Liberal apology and say it again.

But back to those friggin’ brownshirted, hob nail booted, Nazi louts in Madison.

If Councilman Wishner can claim assault for a wagging finger those Fascist bastards – Wisconsin chapter - should be flogged.

Let the record show that Senator Grothman, a Republican, was rescued by Representative Hulsey, a Democrat.

Let the record further show that you preaching civility would be like Charlie Sheen preaching on effective parenting and life skills.




Kevin Smith