June 4, 2016

Michele Obama

The White House

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Washington, DC 20500

Mrs. Obama,

Encloses is a note I sent to some fellow travelers this morning. It’s about your distress in living in a house “built by slaves”.

I just noticed that the address – The White House – probably caused some agida also. Sorry about that. Remember please that Mr. H. dumpty, noted wordsmith and political commentator said “those words mean exactly what I want them to mean. No more, no less.”

Is it true that the DC Public Defender’s office has offered you a job as a litigator? Good luck if you take it. Remember the wise words of Horace Rumpole: “Never plead guilty”

Kevin Smith