August 27, 2017

Andres Oppenheimer

The Miami Herald

RE: Some comments on your column in today’s Miami Herald, the one that highlights the moral relativism expected of modern American Liberal ink-stained wretches, even those foreign born.

Senior Oppenheimer,

Compared to Kabul or Chicago on a long weekend who wouldn’t want to go to Huejutla?

On the other hand…

Your column reminds me of a press release from the office of D.C. Mayor Marion Barry, and let me add that except for “the bitch who set him up”, he would Have been one of the truly exceptional Americans. He said, “Other than the murder rate, Washington is a very safe city.” 

God’s Holy Trousers, but he actually said that. You could look it up.

The United States State Department has reminded its fellow citizens that Mexico, “so far from God and so close to the United States”, is a dangerous place. OK Corral, Valentine’s Day massacre, Hatfield/McCoy type danger. 

I suggest that people from anywhere don’t go to Bedford-Stuyvesant, East Baltimore, and the South side of Chicago. They should probably be verboten for Mexican spring breakers. Also, avoid any American city with a Democratic mayor and strict gun control laws. You run a much greater risk of having your ass shot off, a la “The Magnificent Seven”. The more Draconian the law the greater the chance of getting a cap in your ass. Look it up.

Mexico es muy peligroso. Chicago tambien.

Here’s a plan.

Stay home.

Meanwhile, callete 

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET