July 30, 2017

Gray Stein 

The Sun Sentinel

RE: “I Get No Kick From….” Some comments on your so achingly familiar modern American Liberal POO [POO? – Perpetually Outraged and Offended, of course] – Sunday morning Jeremiad.

Big Stein,

Forgive me but 2 things first.

Thank you yet again for proving with your column that Ronaldus Magnus, AKA The Great Reagan, was right when he said that modern American Liberals were not stupid “it’s just that there is so much that they don’t know”. I’ll get to the second thing later.

I announce that I too am opposed to texting while driving, the object of your scorn, derision, and, almost, billingsgate, in today’s column. I’ll go a step beyond your usual extreme. I am opposed to texting on all levels.

Heads up because here comes the other shoe.

You say, in robot-like modern American Liberal goose step style, that “charter school and gun lobbyists are slinking around Tallahassee”. Later on, you say, suggesting the quid pro quid of bribery, that “our legislators are too busy taking NRA $”.

[Forgive my frequent use of asides, but as much as you hate the Trump Justice Department, as much as you miss the Loretta Lynch telling Bill Clinton about Hillary’s investigation Justice Department, not to mention the “Let’s char-broil 7 dozen Americans in Waco to show them who the Boss is” Janet Reno Justice Department, your obligation is to run to the nearest FBI office with your evidence of bribery. I think the statute has run on the Palmer Raids, another modern American Liberal hallmark.]

Why is it bad for the NRA to support legislators who favor their point of view? Doesn’t EMILY’s List do the same? NARAL regularly showers supporters of 4^th & 5^th trimester abortion. Do you have a problem with that pelf flying around? Shouldn’t manatee supporters be able to favor pols who think like them?

Thank God for Orwell!

“All speech is free. Some speech is more free than others.”

How many other parts of the First Amendment would you change?

Lobbying is the only occupation specifically mentioned and supported in the Constitution. The First Amendment says that “the right of the people peaceably to assemble to petition the government for a redress of grievances” …shall not be infringed upon.

I don’t think the Law, be it natural or constitutional, requires that urinals be retrofitted to include toilet seats lest the chicks and the chick wanabees feel slighted. Remind me to have plenty of film in the camera when the modern American Liberal dog and pony sow explains this itty-bitty change in public policy to a mosque at Friday prayers or a Lubavitcher shul on Shabbos.

What these anti-nomianalists, “trousered apes” all, want is surely offensive to the Western canon and to Logic, but who am I to deny them their right to advocate it. Besides, wouldn’t the rule of quis custodies custodiet apply? Unless of course, like the Mohammed cartoons, anything that upsets “getting one head’s straight” becomes a 4-etter word. 

Tell me why $ from the Koch Brothers is verboten while $ from George Soros is good?

You know of course that if Tom Steyer, the modern American Liberal keening hypocrite du jour, had not sold all that dirty coal to China and India he wouldn’t have the $ to support the candidates who want to do away with air conditioning, plastic, and the Internet. 

Alas, the Constitution supports him too.

Allah Akbar, I think.

He’s exempt from the “establishment clause”, right?

He? That’s presumptive. Try to picture “he” as “”she”.

God’s Holy Trousers but the WOGs will burn down 

the Aswan Dam if they find out about this kaffir heresy.

Kevin Smith

WARRIORBARDIT@BELLSOUTH.NET

PS – I am still waiting for the “all clear’ from Little Stein, your perpetual college student, about Wordsworth. Is he still on the chick-lit shit list? Get back to me, OK? I am getting sick of reading Maya Angelou.