Monday, May 14, 2018

May 13, 2018 Senator Chuck U. Schumer


May 13, 2018

Senator Chuck U. Schumer
130 South Elmwood Avenue #660
Buffalo, NY 14202

Yo! Chuckie

It’s almost a “Dirty Harry” moment. “Did I fire six shots or only five?”, was what Inspector Callahan asked the wounded bank robber. Excuse me, The “alleged” bank robber.

Did Senator D’Amato call you a “putz” a “schmuck”?

Either way, both ways, he was right.

I watched you, and on the floor of the United States Senate no less, talk about the release of 3 Americans from a North Korean prison – can we stipulate that it is the definition of in durance vile? – as if you were discussing an ill-digested latke. 

Saul, my favorite rabbi, Churchill, Gandhi, King, Mandela had jail time in common. They all got out.

Can we not be thankful for small blessings? Perhaps, at long last, you have no sense of decency left. Look back. The sound you hear is the non-denominational Hound pursuing you to see if you will accept the Divine gift of mercy. Reach out.




Kevin Smith




PS – Is there an antonym for schadenfreude, you smarmy bastard? Do you have any record of what you said when the original Ayotollah broke into the American embassy and kept the Americans in the pokey until the great Reagan busted them out? Whatever happened to “clod populist” Jimmuh Carter? A degree in engineering with a concentration in physics and the dumb SOB couldn’t get 3 helicopters in a row to work in the middle of friggin’ nowhere. His mother was right. She should have stayed a virgin.

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