Sunday, March 29, 2009

CT Attorney General Richard Blumenthal

March 26, 2009

Attorney General Richard Blumenthal
55 Elm Street
Hartford, CT 06106

Mr. Blumenthal,

Since you lack the wit to be named either a POMPOUS FART or a SMARMY BASTARD you can at least console yourself with another honor. You are hereby named

HORSE’S ASS OF THE WEEK

I grant this despite your 11th hour conversion to states’ rights and, mirabile dictu, the 10th Amendment.

Your inane prattle about how the Connecticut Wage law does not apply to the AIG bonuses was consistent with all the obfuscatory persiflage for which modern American Liberals are renowned. Rhetorical incontinence, verbal diarrhea…whatever you choose to call it you are the poster boy for it.

The next time I visit your state I will be wearing my SOUNDS LIKE BULLSHIT TO ME shirt.

Meantime, why not bring the full majesty of Connecticut law to bear on a home grown public nuisance named Christopher Dodd?

He began his public life by stealing hot stoves and the pennies off dead men’s eyes. As if the money he got from Fannie Mae and the Irish House deal weren’t bad enough he has his wife filling her swag bag too.

Is flogging still allowed in your state?

How about you and the Dodds whipping each other at halftime of a Huskie game?

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